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Chapter II · Chapter 2

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_Business done._--Adjourned till Wednesday in next week.
* * * * * Illustration: OUR VILLAGE INFORMATION BUREAU.
_Postmaster (to lady who has handed in a telegram in French to a friend in Switzerland)._ "WE AIN'T ALLOWED TO ACCEPT FOREIGN TELEGRAMS, MISS.
THERE'S A WAR ON--ON THE CONTINENT."
* * * * * Heavy Work at the Front.
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LEARNER DICTIONARY
Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Punch

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Punch is here in full — 476 sentences across 96 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/95 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
_Business done._--Adjourned till Wednesday in next week.
Line 2
* * * * * Illustration: OUR VILLAGE INFORMATION BUREAU.
/ˌɪləˈstreɪʃən ˈaʊər ˈvɪlədʒ ˌɪnfərˈmeɪʃən ˈbjʊroʊ/
Line 3
_Postmaster (to lady who has handed in a telegram in French to a friend in Switzerland)._ "WE AIN'T ALLOWED TO ACCEPT FOREIGN TELEGRAMS, MISS.
Line 4
THERE'S A WAR ON--ON THE CONTINENT."
Line 5
* * * * * Heavy Work at the Front.
/ˈhevi wɜːrk æt ðə frʌnt/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Adjourned verb US /əˈdʒɜːrnd/

past form of “adjourn” — close at the end of a session

From this reading “_Business done._--Adjourned till Wednesday in next week.”

bureau noun US /ˈbjʊroʊ/

an administrative unit of government

From this reading “* * * * * Illustration: OUR VILLAGE INFORMATION BUREAU.”

continent noun US /ˈkɑːntənənt/

one of the large landmasses of the earth

From this reading “THERE'S A WAR ON--ON THE CONTINENT."”

Illustration noun US /ˌɪləˈstreɪʃən/

artwork that helps make something clear or attractive

From this reading “* * * * * Illustration: OUR VILLAGE INFORMATION BUREAU.”

Postmaster noun US /ˈpoʊstmæstər/

the person in charge of a post office

Switzerland noun US /ˈswɪtsərlənd/

a landlocked federal republic in central Europe

From this reading “_Postmaster (to lady who has handed in a telegram in French to a friend in Switzerland)._ "WE AIN'T ALLOWED TO ACCEPT FOREIGN TELEGRAMS, MISS.”

telegrams noun US /ˈteləɡræmz/

plural of “telegram” — a message transmitted by telegraph

From this reading “_Postmaster (to lady who has handed in a telegram in French to a friend in Switzerland)._ "WE AIN'T ALLOWED TO ACCEPT FOREIGN TELEGRAMS, MISS.”

Wednesday noun US /ˈwenzdi/

the fourth day of the week; the third working day

From this reading “_Business done._--Adjourned till Wednesday in next week.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading _Postmaster (to lady who has handed in a telegram in French to a friend in Switzerland)._ "WE AIN'T ALLOWED TO ACCEPT FOREIGN TELEGRAMS, MISS.

ACCEPTverbUS /ækˈsept/

consider or hold as true

From this reading _Postmaster (to lady who has handed in a telegram in French to a friend in Switzerland)._ "WE AIN'T ALLOWED TO ACCEPT FOREIGN TELEGRAMS, MISS.

AdjournedverbUS /əˈdʒɜːrnd/

past form of “adjourn” — close at the end of a session

From this reading _Business done._--Adjourned till Wednesday in next week.

AIN'T

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Postmaster (to lady who has handed in a telegram in French to a friend in Switzerland)._ "WE AIN'T ALLOWED TO ACCEPT FOREIGN TELEGRAMS, MISS.

ALLOWEDverbUS /əˈlaʊd/

past form of “allow” — make it possible through a specific action or lack of action for something to happen

From this reading _Postmaster (to lady who has handed in a telegram in French to a friend in Switzerland)._ "WE AIN'T ALLOWED TO ACCEPT FOREIGN TELEGRAMS, MISS.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading * * * * * Heavy Work at the Front.

BUREAUnounUS /ˈbjʊroʊ/

an administrative unit of government

From this reading * * * * * Illustration: OUR VILLAGE INFORMATION BUREAU.

BusinessnounUS /ˈbɪznəs/

a commercial or industrial enterprise and the people who constitute it

From this reading _Business done._--Adjourned till Wednesday in next week.

CONTINENTnounUS /ˈkɑːntənənt/

one of the large landmasses of the earth

From this reading THERE'S A WAR ON--ON THE CONTINENT."

doneadjectiveUS /dʌn/

having finished or arrived at completion

From this reading _Business done._--Adjourned till Wednesday in next week.

FOREIGNadjectiveUS /ˈfɔːrən/

of concern to or concerning the affairs of other nations (other than your own)

From this reading _Postmaster (to lady who has handed in a telegram in French to a friend in Switzerland)._ "WE AIN'T ALLOWED TO ACCEPT FOREIGN TELEGRAMS, MISS.

FrenchnounUS /frentʃ/

the Romance language spoken in France and in countries colonized by France

From this reading _Postmaster (to lady who has handed in a telegram in French to a friend in Switzerland)._ "WE AIN'T ALLOWED TO ACCEPT FOREIGN TELEGRAMS, MISS.

friendnounUS /frend/

a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading _Postmaster (to lady who has handed in a telegram in French to a friend in Switzerland)._ "WE AIN'T ALLOWED TO ACCEPT FOREIGN TELEGRAMS, MISS.

FrontnounUS /frʌnt/

the side that is forward or prominent

From this reading * * * * * Heavy Work at the Front.

handedadjectiveUS /ˈhændəd/

having or involving the use of hands

From this reading _Postmaster (to lady who has handed in a telegram in French to a friend in Switzerland)._ "WE AIN'T ALLOWED TO ACCEPT FOREIGN TELEGRAMS, MISS.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _Postmaster (to lady who has handed in a telegram in French to a friend in Switzerland)._ "WE AIN'T ALLOWED TO ACCEPT FOREIGN TELEGRAMS, MISS.

HeavyadjectiveUS /ˈhevi/

of comparatively great physical weight or density

From this reading * * * * * Heavy Work at the Front.

IllustrationnounUS /ˌɪləˈstreɪʃən/

artwork that helps make something clear or attractive

From this reading * * * * * Illustration: OUR VILLAGE INFORMATION BUREAU.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading _Business done._--Adjourned till Wednesday in next week.

INFORMATIONnounUS /ˌɪnfərˈmeɪʃən/

a message received and understood

From this reading * * * * * Illustration: OUR VILLAGE INFORMATION BUREAU.

ladynounUS /ˈleɪdi/

a polite name for any woman

From this reading _Postmaster (to lady who has handed in a telegram in French to a friend in Switzerland)._ "WE AIN'T ALLOWED TO ACCEPT FOREIGN TELEGRAMS, MISS.

MISSverbUS /mɪs/

fail to perceive or to catch with the senses or the mind

From this reading _Postmaster (to lady who has handed in a telegram in French to a friend in Switzerland)._ "WE AIN'T ALLOWED TO ACCEPT FOREIGN TELEGRAMS, MISS.

nextadjectiveUS /nekst/

immediately following in time or order

From this reading _Business done._--Adjourned till Wednesday in next week.

ONprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading THERE'S A WAR ON--ON THE CONTINENT."

OURdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading * * * * * Illustration: OUR VILLAGE INFORMATION BUREAU.

PostmasternounUS /ˈpoʊstmæstər/

the person in charge of a post office

From this reading _Postmaster (to lady who has handed in a telegram in French to a friend in Switzerland)._ "WE AIN'T ALLOWED TO ACCEPT FOREIGN TELEGRAMS, MISS.

SwitzerlandnounUS /ˈswɪtsərlənd/

a landlocked federal republic in central Europe

From this reading _Postmaster (to lady who has handed in a telegram in French to a friend in Switzerland)._ "WE AIN'T ALLOWED TO ACCEPT FOREIGN TELEGRAMS, MISS.

telegramnounUS /ˈteləɡræm/

a message transmitted by telegraph

From this reading _Postmaster (to lady who has handed in a telegram in French to a friend in Switzerland)._ "WE AIN'T ALLOWED TO ACCEPT FOREIGN TELEGRAMS, MISS.

TELEGRAMSnounUS /ˈteləɡræmz/

plural of “telegram” — a message transmitted by telegraph

From this reading _Postmaster (to lady who has handed in a telegram in French to a friend in Switzerland)._ "WE AIN'T ALLOWED TO ACCEPT FOREIGN TELEGRAMS, MISS.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading THERE'S A WAR ON--ON THE CONTINENT."

THERE'S

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading THERE'S A WAR ON--ON THE CONTINENT."

tillprepositionUS /tɪl/

up to a particular time

From this reading _Business done._--Adjourned till Wednesday in next week.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading _Postmaster (to lady who has handed in a telegram in French to a friend in Switzerland)._ "WE AIN'T ALLOWED TO ACCEPT FOREIGN TELEGRAMS, MISS.

VILLAGEnounUS /ˈvɪlədʒ/

a community of people smaller than a town

From this reading * * * * * Illustration: OUR VILLAGE INFORMATION BUREAU.

WARnounUS /wɔːr/

the waging of armed conflict against an enemy

From this reading THERE'S A WAR ON--ON THE CONTINENT."

WEpronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading _Postmaster (to lady who has handed in a telegram in French to a friend in Switzerland)._ "WE AIN'T ALLOWED TO ACCEPT FOREIGN TELEGRAMS, MISS.

WednesdaynounUS /ˈwenzdi/

the fourth day of the week; the third working day

From this reading _Business done._--Adjourned till Wednesday in next week.

weeknounUS /wiːk/

any period of seven consecutive days

From this reading _Business done._--Adjourned till Wednesday in next week.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading _Postmaster (to lady who has handed in a telegram in French to a friend in Switzerland)._ "WE AIN'T ALLOWED TO ACCEPT FOREIGN TELEGRAMS, MISS.

WorkverbUS /wɜːrk/

exert oneself by doing mental or physical work for a purpose or out of necessity

From this reading * * * * * Heavy Work at the Front.

Chapter 2 of Punch by Various holds 476 sentences, grouped into 96 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 2 of Punch contain?

Chapter 2 holds 476 sentences of Punch, unabridged, divided into 96 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 2 of Punch by Various exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 476 sentences, grouped into 96 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Vocabulary met early in Punch

Words and structures a reader meets early in Punch, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Punch
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
London
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Charivari
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September
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