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Chapter II · Chapter 2

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* * * * * Now on "the mark" impinge the massive hands, Now on the kissing-trap a crasher lands.
Blood-dripping noses lose their sense of smell, And ribs are roasted that a crowd may yell.
Each round the other's neck the champions cling, Then break away, and stagger round the ring.
Now panting Pollux fails, his fists move slow, He trips, the Chicken plants a smashing blow.
The native "pug" lies spent upon the floor, Lies for ten seconds,--and the fight is o'er.
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Punch

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Punch is here in full — 549 sentences across 110 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/109 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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* * * * * Now on "the mark" impinge the massive hands, Now on the kissing-trap a crasher lands.
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Blood-dripping noses lose their sense of smell, And ribs are roasted that a crowd may yell.
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Each round the other's neck the champions cling, Then break away, and stagger round the ring.
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Now panting Pollux fails, his fists move slow, He trips, the Chicken plants a smashing blow.
/naʊ ˈpæntɪŋ ˈpɑːləks feɪlz hɪz fɪsts muːv sloʊ hiː trɪps ðə ˈtʃɪkən plænts ə ˈsmæʃɪŋ bloʊ/
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The native "pug" lies spent upon the floor, Lies for ten seconds,--and the fight is o'er.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

champions noun US /ˈtʃæmpiənz/

plural of “champion” — someone who has won first place in a competition

From this reading “Each round the other's neck the champions cling, Then break away, and stagger round the ring.”

impinge verb US /ˌɪmˈpɪndʒ/

impinge or infringe upon

From this reading “* * * * * Now on "the mark" impinge the massive hands, Now on the kissing-trap a crasher lands.”

Pollux noun US /ˈpɑːləks/

the brightest star in Gemini; close to Castor

From this reading “Now panting Pollux fails, his fists move slow, He trips, the Chicken plants a smashing blow.”

pug noun US /pʌɡ/

small compact smooth-coated breed of Asiatic origin having a tightly curled tail and broad flat wrinkled muzzle

From this reading “The native "pug" lies spent upon the floor, Lies for ten seconds,--and the fight is o'er.”

roasted adjective US /ˈroʊstəd/

(meat) cooked by dry heat in an oven

From this reading “Blood-dripping noses lose their sense of smell, And ribs are roasted that a crowd may yell.”

smashing noun US /ˈsmæʃɪŋ/

the act of breaking something into small pieces

From this reading “Now panting Pollux fails, his fists move slow, He trips, the Chicken plants a smashing blow.”

stagger verb US /ˈstæɡər/

walk as if unable to control one's movements

From this reading “Each round the other's neck the champions cling, Then break away, and stagger round the ring.”

trips noun US /trɪps/

plural of “trip” — a journey for some purpose (usually including the return)

From this reading “Now panting Pollux fails, his fists move slow, He trips, the Chicken plants a smashing blow.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading * * * * * Now on "the mark" impinge the massive hands, Now on the kissing-trap a crasher lands.

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Blood-dripping noses lose their sense of smell, And ribs are roasted that a crowd may yell.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Blood-dripping noses lose their sense of smell, And ribs are roasted that a crowd may yell.

awayadverbUS /əˈweɪ/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading Each round the other's neck the champions cling, Then break away, and stagger round the ring.

Blood-dripping

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Blood-dripping noses lose their sense of smell, And ribs are roasted that a crowd may yell.

blowverbUS /bloʊ/

exhale hard

From this reading Now panting Pollux fails, his fists move slow, He trips, the Chicken plants a smashing blow.

breakverbUS /breɪk/

terminate

From this reading Each round the other's neck the champions cling, Then break away, and stagger round the ring.

championsnounUS /ˈtʃæmpiənz/

plural of “champion” — someone who has won first place in a competition

From this reading Each round the other's neck the champions cling, Then break away, and stagger round the ring.

ChickennounUS /ˈtʃɪkən/

the flesh of a chicken used for food

From this reading Now panting Pollux fails, his fists move slow, He trips, the Chicken plants a smashing blow.

clingverbUS /klɪŋ/

come or be in close contact with; stick or hold together and resist separation

From this reading Each round the other's neck the champions cling, Then break away, and stagger round the ring.

crashernoun

someone who gets in (to a party) without an invitation or without paying

From this reading * * * * * Now on "the mark" impinge the massive hands, Now on the kissing-trap a crasher lands.

crowdverbUS /kraʊd/

cause to herd, drive, or crowd together

From this reading Blood-dripping noses lose their sense of smell, And ribs are roasted that a crowd may yell.

EachdeterminerUS /iːtʃ/

every one of two or more people or things, taken separately

From this reading Each round the other's neck the champions cling, Then break away, and stagger round the ring.

failsverbUS /feɪlz/

third-person singular of “fail” — fail to do something; leave something undone

From this reading Now panting Pollux fails, his fists move slow, He trips, the Chicken plants a smashing blow.

fightverbUS /faɪt/

be engaged in a fight; carry on a fight

From this reading The native "pug" lies spent upon the floor, Lies for ten seconds,--and the fight is o'er.

fistsnounUS /fɪsts/

plural of “fist” — a hand with the fingers clenched in the palm (as for hitting)

From this reading Now panting Pollux fails, his fists move slow, He trips, the Chicken plants a smashing blow.

floornounUS /flɔːr/

the inside lower horizontal surface (as of a room, hallway, tent, or other structure)

From this reading The native "pug" lies spent upon the floor, Lies for ten seconds,--and the fight is o'er.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading The native "pug" lies spent upon the floor, Lies for ten seconds,--and the fight is o'er.

handsnounUS /hændz/

(with “in”) guardianship over; in divorce cases it is the right to house and care for and discipline a child

From this reading * * * * * Now on "the mark" impinge the massive hands, Now on the kissing-trap a crasher lands.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Now panting Pollux fails, his fists move slow, He trips, the Chicken plants a smashing blow.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Now panting Pollux fails, his fists move slow, He trips, the Chicken plants a smashing blow.

impingeverbUS /ˌɪmˈpɪndʒ/

impinge or infringe upon

From this reading * * * * * Now on "the mark" impinge the massive hands, Now on the kissing-trap a crasher lands.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The native "pug" lies spent upon the floor, Lies for ten seconds,--and the fight is o'er.

kissing-trap

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading * * * * * Now on "the mark" impinge the massive hands, Now on the kissing-trap a crasher lands.

landsnounUS /lændz/

plural of “land” — the land on which real estate is located

From this reading * * * * * Now on "the mark" impinge the massive hands, Now on the kissing-trap a crasher lands.

liesnounUS /laɪz/

plural of “lie” — a statement that deviates from or perverts the truth

From this reading The native "pug" lies spent upon the floor, Lies for ten seconds,--and the fight is o'er.

loseverbUS /luːz/

fail to keep or to maintain; cease to have, either physically or in an abstract sense

From this reading Blood-dripping noses lose their sense of smell, And ribs are roasted that a crowd may yell.

markverbUS /mɑːrk/

attach a tag or label to

From this reading * * * * * Now on "the mark" impinge the massive hands, Now on the kissing-trap a crasher lands.

massiveadjectiveUS /ˈmæsɪv/

imposing in size or bulk or solidity

From this reading * * * * * Now on "the mark" impinge the massive hands, Now on the kissing-trap a crasher lands.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading Blood-dripping noses lose their sense of smell, And ribs are roasted that a crowd may yell.

moveverbUS /muːv/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading Now panting Pollux fails, his fists move slow, He trips, the Chicken plants a smashing blow.

nativeadjectiveUS /ˈneɪtɪv/

characteristic of or existing by virtue of geographic origin

From this reading The native "pug" lies spent upon the floor, Lies for ten seconds,--and the fight is o'er.

necknounUS /nek/

the part of an organism (human or animal) that connects the head to the rest of the body

From this reading Each round the other's neck the champions cling, Then break away, and stagger round the ring.

nosesnounUS /ˈnoʊzɪz/

plural of “nose” — the organ of smell and entrance to the respiratory tract; the prominent part of the face of man or other mammals

From this reading Blood-dripping noses lose their sense of smell, And ribs are roasted that a crowd may yell.

NowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading * * * * * Now on "the mark" impinge the massive hands, Now on the kissing-trap a crasher lands.

o'eradverb

throughout a period of time

From this reading The native "pug" lies spent upon the floor, Lies for ten seconds,--and the fight is o'er.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Blood-dripping noses lose their sense of smell, And ribs are roasted that a crowd may yell.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading * * * * * Now on "the mark" impinge the massive hands, Now on the kissing-trap a crasher lands.

other's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Each round the other's neck the champions cling, Then break away, and stagger round the ring.

pantingnounUS /ˈpæntɪŋ/

breathing heavily (as after exertion)

From this reading Now panting Pollux fails, his fists move slow, He trips, the Chicken plants a smashing blow.

plantsnounUS /plænts/

plural of “plant” — buildings for carrying on industrial labor

From this reading Now panting Pollux fails, his fists move slow, He trips, the Chicken plants a smashing blow.

PolluxnounUS /ˈpɑːləks/

the brightest star in Gemini; close to Castor

From this reading Now panting Pollux fails, his fists move slow, He trips, the Chicken plants a smashing blow.

pugnounUS /pʌɡ/

small compact smooth-coated breed of Asiatic origin having a tightly curled tail and broad flat wrinkled muzzle

From this reading The native "pug" lies spent upon the floor, Lies for ten seconds,--and the fight is o'er.

ribsnounUS /rɪbz/

plural of “rib” — support resembling the rib of an animal

From this reading Blood-dripping noses lose their sense of smell, And ribs are roasted that a crowd may yell.

ringverbUS /rɪŋ/

sound loudly and sonorously

From this reading Each round the other's neck the champions cling, Then break away, and stagger round the ring.

roastedadjectiveUS /ˈroʊstəd/

(meat) cooked by dry heat in an oven

From this reading Blood-dripping noses lose their sense of smell, And ribs are roasted that a crowd may yell.

roundnounUS /raʊnd/

a charge of ammunition for a single shot

From this reading Each round the other's neck the champions cling, Then break away, and stagger round the ring.

secondsnounUS /ˈsekəndz/

plural of “second” — 1/60 of a minute; the basic unit of time adopted under the Systeme International d'Unites

From this reading The native "pug" lies spent upon the floor, Lies for ten seconds,--and the fight is o'er.

sensenounUS /sens/

a general conscious awareness

From this reading Blood-dripping noses lose their sense of smell, And ribs are roasted that a crowd may yell.

slowadjectiveUS /sloʊ/

not moving quickly; taking a comparatively long time

From this reading Now panting Pollux fails, his fists move slow, He trips, the Chicken plants a smashing blow.

smashingnounUS /ˈsmæʃɪŋ/

the act of breaking something into small pieces

From this reading Now panting Pollux fails, his fists move slow, He trips, the Chicken plants a smashing blow.

smellnounUS /smel/

the sensation that results when olfactory receptors in the nose are stimulated by particular chemicals in gaseous form

From this reading Blood-dripping noses lose their sense of smell, And ribs are roasted that a crowd may yell.

spentadjectiveUS /spent/

depleted of energy, force, or strength

From this reading The native "pug" lies spent upon the floor, Lies for ten seconds,--and the fight is o'er.

staggerverbUS /ˈstæɡər/

walk as if unable to control one's movements

From this reading Each round the other's neck the champions cling, Then break away, and stagger round the ring.

tennounUS /ten/

the cardinal number that is the sum of nine and one; the base of the decimal system

From this reading The native "pug" lies spent upon the floor, Lies for ten seconds,--and the fight is o'er.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Blood-dripping noses lose their sense of smell, And ribs are roasted that a crowd may yell.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading * * * * * Now on "the mark" impinge the massive hands, Now on the kissing-trap a crasher lands.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading Blood-dripping noses lose their sense of smell, And ribs are roasted that a crowd may yell.

ThenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading Each round the other's neck the champions cling, Then break away, and stagger round the ring.

tripsnounUS /trɪps/

plural of “trip” — a journey for some purpose (usually including the return)

From this reading Now panting Pollux fails, his fists move slow, He trips, the Chicken plants a smashing blow.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading The native "pug" lies spent upon the floor, Lies for ten seconds,--and the fight is o'er.

yellnounUS /jel/

a loud utterance; often in protest or opposition

From this reading Blood-dripping noses lose their sense of smell, And ribs are roasted that a crowd may yell.

Chapter 2 of Punch by Various holds 549 sentences, grouped into 110 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Vocabulary met early in Punch

Words and structures a reader meets early in Punch, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

London
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Charivari
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Christmas
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Number
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