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Punch — Vol. 146, January 28, 1914
Punch — Vol. 146, January 28, 1914

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Punch — Vol. 146, January 28, 1914 is here in full — 441 sentences across 89 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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_Student._ That b'long first chop!
My wantchee catchee you teachee my, allo same same you dancee ta-tao.
_Plofessor._ My teachee numbah one plopah!
_Student._ So-fashion eh?
How muchee plice?
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Punch — Vol. 146, January 28, 1914

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Punch — Vol. 146, January 28, 1914 is here in full — 441 sentences across 89 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/88 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
_Student._ That b'long first chop!
Line 2
My wantchee catchee you teachee my, allo same same you dancee ta-tao.
Line 3
_Plofessor._ My teachee numbah one plopah!
Line 4
_Student._ So-fashion eh?
Line 5
How muchee plice?

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

chop verb US /tʃɑːp/

cut into pieces

From this reading “_Student._ That b'long first chop!”

first adjective US /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading “_Student._ That b'long first chop!”

one pronoun US /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading “_Plofessor._ My teachee numbah one plopah!”

same adjective US /seɪm/

Identical; not different.

From this reading “My wantchee catchee you teachee my, allo same same you dancee ta-tao.”

Student noun US /ˈstuːdənt/

a learner who is enrolled in an educational institution

All words in this reading · 23

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

allo

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading My wantchee catchee you teachee my, allo same same you dancee ta-tao.

b'long

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Student._ That b'long first chop!

catchee

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading My wantchee catchee you teachee my, allo same same you dancee ta-tao.

chopverbUS /tʃɑːp/

cut into pieces

From this reading _Student._ That b'long first chop!

dancee

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading My wantchee catchee you teachee my, allo same same you dancee ta-tao.

eh

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Student._ So-fashion eh?

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading _Student._ That b'long first chop!

How

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading How muchee plice?

muchee

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading How muchee plice?

MydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading My wantchee catchee you teachee my, allo same same you dancee ta-tao.

numbah

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Plofessor._ My teachee numbah one plopah!

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading _Plofessor._ My teachee numbah one plopah!

plice

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading How muchee plice?

Plofessor

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Plofessor._ My teachee numbah one plopah!

plopah

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Plofessor._ My teachee numbah one plopah!

sameadjectiveUS /seɪm/

Identical; not different.

From this reading My wantchee catchee you teachee my, allo same same you dancee ta-tao.

So-fashion

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Student._ So-fashion eh?

StudentnounUS /ˈstuːdənt/

a learner who is enrolled in an educational institution

From this reading _Student._ That b'long first chop!

ta-tao

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading My wantchee catchee you teachee my, allo same same you dancee ta-tao.

teachee

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading My wantchee catchee you teachee my, allo same same you dancee ta-tao.

ThatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading _Student._ That b'long first chop!

wantchee

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading My wantchee catchee you teachee my, allo same same you dancee ta-tao.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading My wantchee catchee you teachee my, allo same same you dancee ta-tao.

Chapter 2 of Punch — Vol. 146, January 28, 1914 by Various holds 441 sentences, grouped into 89 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 2 of Punch — Vol. 146, January 28, 1914 contain?

Chapter 2 holds 441 sentences of Punch — Vol. 146, January 28, 1914, unabridged, divided into 89 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 2 of Punch — Vol. 146, January 28, 1914 by Various exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 441 sentences, grouped into 89 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 2 of Punch — Vol. 146, January 28, 1914?

Work through the 89 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 89 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 2 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 2 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

Questions about reading Punch — Vol. 146, January 28, 1914

Common questions about reading Punch — Vol. 146, January 28, 1914 by Various on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of Punch — Vol. 146, January 28, 1914?

Yes. All 894 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #22563 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

Which edition of Punch — Vol. 146, January 28, 1914 is used?

Project Gutenberg eBook #22563, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does Punch — Vol. 146, January 28, 1914 take to read?

About 74 minutes of reading across 179 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

How to read Punch — Vol. 146, January 28, 1914 section by section

How to work through Punch — Vol. 146, January 28, 1914 section by section, using the audio and the tap-to-define vocabulary.

  1. Open a chapter

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  2. Read one section

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  3. Listen and tap

    Play the section aloud, then tap any unfamiliar word for its entry.

Vocabulary met early in Punch — Vol. 146, January 28, 1914

Words and structures a reader meets early in Punch — Vol. 146, January 28, 1914, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Punch
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch — Vol. 146, January 28, 1914; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
London
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch — Vol. 146, January 28, 1914; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Charivari
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch — Vol. 146, January 28, 1914; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
January
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch — Vol. 146, January 28, 1914; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.