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Punch — Vol. 146, March 18, 1914
Punch — Vol. 146, March 18, 1914

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Punch — Vol. 146, March 18, 1914 is here in full — 699 sentences across 140 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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CHARIVARIA.
In view of the grave importance of the present political situation, the price of _Punch_ will remain as heretofore.
"The risk of flying is very greatly exaggerated," says Mr. WINSTON CHURCHILL.
Then why funk a General Election?
Some people have such a nasty way of putting things!
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Punch — Vol. 146, March 18, 1914

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Punch — Vol. 146, March 18, 1914 is here in full — 699 sentences across 140 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/139 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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CHARIVARIA.
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In view of the grave importance of the present political situation, the price of _Punch_ will remain as heretofore.
/ɪn vjuː ʌv ðə ɡreɪv ˌɪmˈpɔːrtəns ʌv ðə ˈprezənt pəˈlɪtəkəl ˌsɪtʃuːˈeɪʃən ðə praɪs ʌv pʌntʃ wɪl rɪˈmeɪn æz ˌhɪrtəˈfɔːr/
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"The risk of flying is very greatly exaggerated," says Mr. WINSTON CHURCHILL.
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Then why funk a General Election?
/ðen waɪ fʌŋk ə ˈdʒenərəl ɪˈlekʃən/
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Some people have such a nasty way of putting things!
/sʌm ˈpiːpəl hæv sʌtʃ ə ˈnæsti weɪ ʌv ˈpʌtɪŋ θɪŋz/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

churchill noun US /ˈtʃɜːrtʃɪl/

English general considered one of the greatest generals in history (1650-1722)

From this reading “"The risk of flying is very greatly exaggerated," says Mr. WINSTON CHURCHILL.”

Election noun US /ɪˈlekʃən/

a vote to select the winner of a position or political office

From this reading “Then why funk a General Election?”

exaggerated adjective US /ɪɡˈzædʒəreɪtəd/

represented as greater than is true or reasonable

From this reading “"The risk of flying is very greatly exaggerated," says Mr. WINSTON CHURCHILL.”

funk noun US /fʌŋk/

a state of nervous depression

From this reading “Then why funk a General Election?”

heretofore adverb US /ˌhɪrtəˈfɔːr/

used in negative statement to describe a situation that has existed up to this point or up to the present time

From this reading “In view of the grave importance of the present political situation, the price of _Punch_ will remain as heretofore.”

nasty adjective US /ˈnæsti/

offensive or even (of persons) malicious

From this reading “Some people have such a nasty way of putting things!”

political adjective US /pəˈlɪtəkəl/

involving or characteristic of politics or parties or politicians

From this reading “In view of the grave importance of the present political situation, the price of _Punch_ will remain as heretofore.”

Punch verb US /pʌntʃ/

deliver a quick blow to

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Then why funk a General Election?

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading In view of the grave importance of the present political situation, the price of _Punch_ will remain as heretofore.

CHARIVARIA

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading CHARIVARIA.

CHURCHILLnounUS /ˈtʃɜːrtʃɪl/

English general considered one of the greatest generals in history (1650-1722)

From this reading "The risk of flying is very greatly exaggerated," says Mr. WINSTON CHURCHILL.

ElectionnounUS /ɪˈlekʃən/

a vote to select the winner of a position or political office

From this reading Then why funk a General Election?

exaggeratedadjectiveUS /ɪɡˈzædʒəreɪtəd/

represented as greater than is true or reasonable

From this reading "The risk of flying is very greatly exaggerated," says Mr. WINSTON CHURCHILL.

flyingadjectiveUS /ˈflaɪɪŋ/

moving swiftly

From this reading "The risk of flying is very greatly exaggerated," says Mr. WINSTON CHURCHILL.

funknounUS /fʌŋk/

a state of nervous depression

From this reading Then why funk a General Election?

GeneraladjectiveUS /ˈdʒenərəl/

applying to all or most members of a category or group

From this reading Then why funk a General Election?

gravenounUS /ɡreɪv/

death of a person

From this reading In view of the grave importance of the present political situation, the price of _Punch_ will remain as heretofore.

greatlyadverbUS /ˈɡreɪtli/

to an extraordinary extent or degree

From this reading "The risk of flying is very greatly exaggerated," says Mr. WINSTON CHURCHILL.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Some people have such a nasty way of putting things!

heretoforeadverbUS /ˌhɪrtəˈfɔːr/

used in negative statement to describe a situation that has existed up to this point or up to the present time

From this reading In view of the grave importance of the present political situation, the price of _Punch_ will remain as heretofore.

importancenounUS /ˌɪmˈpɔːrtəns/

the quality of being important and worthy of note

From this reading In view of the grave importance of the present political situation, the price of _Punch_ will remain as heretofore.

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading In view of the grave importance of the present political situation, the price of _Punch_ will remain as heretofore.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "The risk of flying is very greatly exaggerated," says Mr. WINSTON CHURCHILL.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading "The risk of flying is very greatly exaggerated," says Mr. WINSTON CHURCHILL.

nastyadjectiveUS /ˈnæsti/

offensive or even (of persons) malicious

From this reading Some people have such a nasty way of putting things!

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading In view of the grave importance of the present political situation, the price of _Punch_ will remain as heretofore.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading Some people have such a nasty way of putting things!

politicaladjectiveUS /pəˈlɪtəkəl/

involving or characteristic of politics or parties or politicians

From this reading In view of the grave importance of the present political situation, the price of _Punch_ will remain as heretofore.

presentverbUS /ˈprezənt/

give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading In view of the grave importance of the present political situation, the price of _Punch_ will remain as heretofore.

pricenounUS /praɪs/

the property of having material worth (often indicated by the amount of money something would bring if sold)

From this reading In view of the grave importance of the present political situation, the price of _Punch_ will remain as heretofore.

PunchverbUS /pʌntʃ/

deliver a quick blow to

From this reading In view of the grave importance of the present political situation, the price of _Punch_ will remain as heretofore.

puttingnounUS /ˈpʌtɪŋ/

hitting a golf ball that is on the green using a putter

From this reading Some people have such a nasty way of putting things!

remainverbUS /rɪˈmeɪn/

stay the same; remain in a certain state

From this reading In view of the grave importance of the present political situation, the price of _Punch_ will remain as heretofore.

risknounUS /rɪsk/

a source of danger; a possibility of incurring loss or misfortune

From this reading "The risk of flying is very greatly exaggerated," says Mr. WINSTON CHURCHILL.

saysnounUS /sez/

plural of “say” — the chance to speak

From this reading "The risk of flying is very greatly exaggerated," says Mr. WINSTON CHURCHILL.

situationnounUS /ˌsɪtʃuːˈeɪʃən/

the general state of things; the combination of circumstances at a given time

From this reading In view of the grave importance of the present political situation, the price of _Punch_ will remain as heretofore.

SomeadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading Some people have such a nasty way of putting things!

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading Some people have such a nasty way of putting things!

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading In view of the grave importance of the present political situation, the price of _Punch_ will remain as heretofore.

ThenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading Then why funk a General Election?

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading Some people have such a nasty way of putting things!

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading "The risk of flying is very greatly exaggerated," says Mr. WINSTON CHURCHILL.

viewnounUS /vjuː/

a way of regarding situations or topics etc.

From this reading In view of the grave importance of the present political situation, the price of _Punch_ will remain as heretofore.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading Some people have such a nasty way of putting things!

whynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading Then why funk a General Election?

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading In view of the grave importance of the present political situation, the price of _Punch_ will remain as heretofore.

WINSTON

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "The risk of flying is very greatly exaggerated," says Mr. WINSTON CHURCHILL.

Chapter 1 of Punch — Vol. 146, March 18, 1914 by Various holds 699 sentences, grouped into 140 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Vocabulary met early in Punch — Vol. 146, March 18, 1914

Words and structures a reader meets early in Punch — Vol. 146, March 18, 1914, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Charivaria
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch — Vol. 146, March 18, 1914; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Grave
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch — Vol. 146, March 18, 1914; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Importance
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch — Vol. 146, March 18, 1914; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Present
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch — Vol. 146, March 18, 1914; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.