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Punch — Vol. 147, July 22, 1914
Punch — Vol. 147, July 22, 1914

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Punch — Vol. 147, July 22, 1914 is here in full — 403 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"I seem ill, don't I?" said Pete, turning to me.
"But what's it got to do with all you chaps, anyway?
Wait till Thursday.
Then you'll find out whether I'm ill or not.
And even if I was ill Jimmy couldn't do it.
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Punch — Vol. 147, July 22, 1914

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Punch — Vol. 147, July 22, 1914 is here in full — 403 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/80 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"I seem ill, don't I?" said Pete, turning to me.
Line 2
"But what's it got to do with all you chaps, anyway?
Line 3
Wait till Thursday.
/weɪt tɪl ˈθɜːrzdeɪ/
Line 4
Then you'll find out whether I'm ill or not.
Line 5
And even if I was ill Jimmy couldn't do it.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

anyway adverb US /ˈeniweɪ/

used to indicate that a statement explains or supports a previous statement

From this reading “"But what's it got to do with all you chaps, anyway?”

chaps noun US /tʃæps/

plural of “chap” — a boy or man

From this reading “"But what's it got to do with all you chaps, anyway?”

ill adjective US /ɪl/

affected by an impairment of normal physical or mental function

From this reading “"I seem ill, don't I?" said Pete, turning to me.”

Jimmy verb US /ˈdʒɪmi/

to move or force, especially in an effort to get something open

From this reading “And even if I was ill Jimmy couldn't do it.”

seem verb US /siːm/

give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading “"I seem ill, don't I?" said Pete, turning to me.”

Thursday noun US /ˈθɜːrzdeɪ/

the fifth day of the week; the fourth working day

From this reading “Wait till Thursday.”

turning noun US /ˈtɜːrnɪŋ/

the act of changing or reversing the direction of the course

From this reading “"I seem ill, don't I?" said Pete, turning to me.”

Wait verb US /weɪt/

stay in one place and anticipate or expect something

From this reading “Wait till Thursday.”

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alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading "But what's it got to do with all you chaps, anyway?

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading And even if I was ill Jimmy couldn't do it.

anywayadverbUS /ˈeniweɪ/

used to indicate that a statement explains or supports a previous statement

From this reading "But what's it got to do with all you chaps, anyway?

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading "But what's it got to do with all you chaps, anyway?

chapsnounUS /tʃæps/

plural of “chap” — a boy or man

From this reading "But what's it got to do with all you chaps, anyway?

couldn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading And even if I was ill Jimmy couldn't do it.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading "But what's it got to do with all you chaps, anyway?

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "I seem ill, don't I?" said Pete, turning to me.

evenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading And even if I was ill Jimmy couldn't do it.

findverbUS /faɪnd/

come upon, as if by accident; meet with

From this reading Then you'll find out whether I'm ill or not.

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading "But what's it got to do with all you chaps, anyway?

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "I seem ill, don't I?" said Pete, turning to me.

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Then you'll find out whether I'm ill or not.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading And even if I was ill Jimmy couldn't do it.

illadjectiveUS /ɪl/

affected by an impairment of normal physical or mental function

From this reading "I seem ill, don't I?" said Pete, turning to me.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "But what's it got to do with all you chaps, anyway?

JimmyverbUS /ˈdʒɪmi/

to move or force, especially in an effort to get something open

From this reading And even if I was ill Jimmy couldn't do it.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "I seem ill, don't I?" said Pete, turning to me.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Then you'll find out whether I'm ill or not.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Then you'll find out whether I'm ill or not.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading Then you'll find out whether I'm ill or not.

Pete

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "I seem ill, don't I?" said Pete, turning to me.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "I seem ill, don't I?" said Pete, turning to me.

seemverbUS /siːm/

give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading "I seem ill, don't I?" said Pete, turning to me.

ThenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading Then you'll find out whether I'm ill or not.

ThursdaynounUS /ˈθɜːrzdeɪ/

the fifth day of the week; the fourth working day

From this reading Wait till Thursday.

tillprepositionUS /tɪl/

up to a particular time

From this reading Wait till Thursday.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "I seem ill, don't I?" said Pete, turning to me.

turningnounUS /ˈtɜːrnɪŋ/

the act of changing or reversing the direction of the course

From this reading "I seem ill, don't I?" said Pete, turning to me.

WaitverbUS /weɪt/

stay in one place and anticipate or expect something

From this reading Wait till Thursday.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading And even if I was ill Jimmy couldn't do it.

what's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "But what's it got to do with all you chaps, anyway?

whetherconjunctionUS /ˈweðər/

used to introduce two or more possibilities

From this reading Then you'll find out whether I'm ill or not.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading "But what's it got to do with all you chaps, anyway?

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "But what's it got to do with all you chaps, anyway?

you'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Then you'll find out whether I'm ill or not.

Chapter 2 of Punch — Vol. 147, July 22, 1914 by Various holds 403 sentences, grouped into 81 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 2 of Punch — Vol. 147, July 22, 1914 contain?

Chapter 2 holds 403 sentences of Punch — Vol. 147, July 22, 1914, unabridged, divided into 81 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 2 of Punch — Vol. 147, July 22, 1914 by Various exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 403 sentences, grouped into 81 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Work through the 81 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

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Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 2 can be played aloud in United States English.

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