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Punch — Vol. 147, September 16, 1914
Punch — Vol. 147, September 16, 1914

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Punch — Vol. 147, September 16, 1914 is here in full — 433 sentences across 87 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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CHARIVARIA.
"Our future lies upon the water," once boasted the KAISER.
"And our present lies in it," as the German soldier remarked when the Belgians opened the dykes near Antwerp.
The mass of the German people would seem to be extraordinarily ill-informed in regard to the War and to stand sadly in need of enlightenment in some respects.
For example, their ebullitions of rage against everyone and everything English shows that they are ignorant of the fact that we are a decadent nation and a negligible quantity in the War.
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Punch — Vol. 147, September 16, 1914

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Punch — Vol. 147, September 16, 1914 is here in full — 433 sentences across 87 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/86 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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CHARIVARIA.
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"Our future lies upon the water," once boasted the KAISER.
/ˈaʊər ˈfjuːtʃər laɪz əˈpɑːn ðə ˈwɔːtər wʌns ˈboʊstəd ðə ˈkaɪzər/
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"And our present lies in it," as the German soldier remarked when the Belgians opened the dykes near Antwerp.
/ənd ˈaʊər ˈprezənt laɪz ɪn ɪt æz ðə ˈdʒɜːrmən ˈsoʊldʒər rɪˈmɑːrkt wen ðə ˈbeldʒənz ˈoʊpənd ðə daɪks nɪr ˈæntwərp/
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The mass of the German people would seem to be extraordinarily ill-informed in regard to the War and to stand sadly in need of enlightenment in some respects.
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For example, their ebullitions of rage against everyone and everything English shows that they are ignorant of the fact that we are a decadent nation and a negligible quantity in the War.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Antwerp noun US /ˈæntwərp/

a busy port and financial center in northern Belgium on the Scheldt river; it has long been a center for the diamond industry and the first stock exchange was opened there in 1460

From this reading “"And our present lies in it," as the German soldier remarked when the Belgians opened the dykes near Antwerp.”

Belgians noun US /ˈbeldʒənz/

plural of “belgian” — a native or inhabitant of Belgium

From this reading “"And our present lies in it," as the German soldier remarked when the Belgians opened the dykes near Antwerp.”

decadent adjective US /ˈdekədənt/

luxuriously self-indulgent

From this reading “For example, their ebullitions of rage against everyone and everything English shows that they are ignorant of the fact that we are a decadent nation and a negligible quantity in the War.”

dykes noun US /daɪks/

plural of “dyke” — (slang) offensive term for a lesbian who is noticeably masculine

From this reading “"And our present lies in it," as the German soldier remarked when the Belgians opened the dykes near Antwerp.”

enlightenment noun US /ˌenˈlaɪtənmənt/

education that results in understanding and the spread of knowledge

From this reading “The mass of the German people would seem to be extraordinarily ill-informed in regard to the War and to stand sadly in need of enlightenment in some respects.”

extraordinarily adverb US /ekˌstrɔːrdəˈnerəli/

extremely

From this reading “The mass of the German people would seem to be extraordinarily ill-informed in regard to the War and to stand sadly in need of enlightenment in some respects.”

kaiser noun US /ˈkaɪzər/

the title of the Holy Roman Emperors or the emperors of Austria or of Germany until 1918

From this reading “"Our future lies upon the water," once boasted the KAISER.”

negligible adjective US /ˈneɡlədʒəbəl/

so small as to be meaningless; insignificant

From this reading “For example, their ebullitions of rage against everyone and everything English shows that they are ignorant of the fact that we are a decadent nation and a negligible quantity in the War.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading For example, their ebullitions of rage against everyone and everything English shows that they are ignorant of the fact that we are a decadent nation and a negligible quantity in the War.

againstprepositionUS /əˈɡenst/

touching and pressing; in opposition to

From this reading For example, their ebullitions of rage against everyone and everything English shows that they are ignorant of the fact that we are a decadent nation and a negligible quantity in the War.

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "And our present lies in it," as the German soldier remarked when the Belgians opened the dykes near Antwerp.

AntwerpnounUS /ˈæntwərp/

a busy port and financial center in northern Belgium on the Scheldt river; it has long been a center for the diamond industry and the first stock exchange was opened there in 1460

From this reading "And our present lies in it," as the German soldier remarked when the Belgians opened the dykes near Antwerp.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading For example, their ebullitions of rage against everyone and everything English shows that they are ignorant of the fact that we are a decadent nation and a negligible quantity in the War.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading "And our present lies in it," as the German soldier remarked when the Belgians opened the dykes near Antwerp.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading The mass of the German people would seem to be extraordinarily ill-informed in regard to the War and to stand sadly in need of enlightenment in some respects.

BelgiansnounUS /ˈbeldʒənz/

plural of “belgian” — a native or inhabitant of Belgium

From this reading "And our present lies in it," as the German soldier remarked when the Belgians opened the dykes near Antwerp.

boastedverbUS /ˈboʊstəd/

past form of “boast” — show off

From this reading "Our future lies upon the water," once boasted the KAISER.

CHARIVARIA

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading CHARIVARIA.

decadentadjectiveUS /ˈdekədənt/

luxuriously self-indulgent

From this reading For example, their ebullitions of rage against everyone and everything English shows that they are ignorant of the fact that we are a decadent nation and a negligible quantity in the War.

dykesnounUS /daɪks/

plural of “dyke” — (slang) offensive term for a lesbian who is noticeably masculine

From this reading "And our present lies in it," as the German soldier remarked when the Belgians opened the dykes near Antwerp.

ebullitions

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading For example, their ebullitions of rage against everyone and everything English shows that they are ignorant of the fact that we are a decadent nation and a negligible quantity in the War.

EnglishnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ/

an Indo-European language belonging to the West Germanic branch; the official language of Britain and the United States and most of the commonwealth countries

From this reading For example, their ebullitions of rage against everyone and everything English shows that they are ignorant of the fact that we are a decadent nation and a negligible quantity in the War.

enlightenmentnounUS /ˌenˈlaɪtənmənt/

education that results in understanding and the spread of knowledge

From this reading The mass of the German people would seem to be extraordinarily ill-informed in regard to the War and to stand sadly in need of enlightenment in some respects.

everyonepronounUS /ˈevriwʌn/

every person

From this reading For example, their ebullitions of rage against everyone and everything English shows that they are ignorant of the fact that we are a decadent nation and a negligible quantity in the War.

everythingpronounUS /ˈevriθɪŋ/

all things; all of a situation

From this reading For example, their ebullitions of rage against everyone and everything English shows that they are ignorant of the fact that we are a decadent nation and a negligible quantity in the War.

examplenounUS /ɪɡˈzæmpəl/

an item of information that is typical of a class or group

From this reading For example, their ebullitions of rage against everyone and everything English shows that they are ignorant of the fact that we are a decadent nation and a negligible quantity in the War.

extraordinarilyadverbUS /ekˌstrɔːrdəˈnerəli/

extremely

From this reading The mass of the German people would seem to be extraordinarily ill-informed in regard to the War and to stand sadly in need of enlightenment in some respects.

factnounUS /fækt/

a piece of information about circumstances that exist or events that have occurred

From this reading For example, their ebullitions of rage against everyone and everything English shows that they are ignorant of the fact that we are a decadent nation and a negligible quantity in the War.

ForprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading For example, their ebullitions of rage against everyone and everything English shows that they are ignorant of the fact that we are a decadent nation and a negligible quantity in the War.

futureadjectiveUS /ˈfjuːtʃər/

yet to be or coming

From this reading "Our future lies upon the water," once boasted the KAISER.

GermannounUS /ˈdʒɜːrmən/

a person of German nationality

From this reading "And our present lies in it," as the German soldier remarked when the Belgians opened the dykes near Antwerp.

ignorantadjectiveUS /ˈɪɡnərənt/

uneducated in general; lacking knowledge or sophistication

From this reading For example, their ebullitions of rage against everyone and everything English shows that they are ignorant of the fact that we are a decadent nation and a negligible quantity in the War.

ill-informed

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The mass of the German people would seem to be extraordinarily ill-informed in regard to the War and to stand sadly in need of enlightenment in some respects.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "And our present lies in it," as the German soldier remarked when the Belgians opened the dykes near Antwerp.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "And our present lies in it," as the German soldier remarked when the Belgians opened the dykes near Antwerp.

KAISERnounUS /ˈkaɪzər/

the title of the Holy Roman Emperors or the emperors of Austria or of Germany until 1918

From this reading "Our future lies upon the water," once boasted the KAISER.

liesnounUS /laɪz/

plural of “lie” — a statement that deviates from or perverts the truth

From this reading "Our future lies upon the water," once boasted the KAISER.

massnounUS /mæs/

the property of a body that causes it to have weight in a gravitational field

From this reading The mass of the German people would seem to be extraordinarily ill-informed in regard to the War and to stand sadly in need of enlightenment in some respects.

nationnounUS /ˈneɪʃən/

a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading For example, their ebullitions of rage against everyone and everything English shows that they are ignorant of the fact that we are a decadent nation and a negligible quantity in the War.

nearadverbUS /nɪr/

near in time or place or relationship

From this reading "And our present lies in it," as the German soldier remarked when the Belgians opened the dykes near Antwerp.

neednounUS /niːd/

a condition requiring relief

From this reading The mass of the German people would seem to be extraordinarily ill-informed in regard to the War and to stand sadly in need of enlightenment in some respects.

negligibleadjectiveUS /ˈneɡlədʒəbəl/

so small as to be meaningless; insignificant

From this reading For example, their ebullitions of rage against everyone and everything English shows that they are ignorant of the fact that we are a decadent nation and a negligible quantity in the War.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The mass of the German people would seem to be extraordinarily ill-informed in regard to the War and to stand sadly in need of enlightenment in some respects.

onceadverbUS /wʌns/

on one occasion

From this reading "Our future lies upon the water," once boasted the KAISER.

openedadjectiveUS /ˈoʊpənd/

used of mouth or eyes

From this reading "And our present lies in it," as the German soldier remarked when the Belgians opened the dykes near Antwerp.

OurdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading "Our future lies upon the water," once boasted the KAISER.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading The mass of the German people would seem to be extraordinarily ill-informed in regard to the War and to stand sadly in need of enlightenment in some respects.

presentverbUS /ˈprezənt/

give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading "And our present lies in it," as the German soldier remarked when the Belgians opened the dykes near Antwerp.

quantitynounUS /ˈkwɑːntəti/

how much there is or how many there are of something that you can quantify

From this reading For example, their ebullitions of rage against everyone and everything English shows that they are ignorant of the fact that we are a decadent nation and a negligible quantity in the War.

ragenounUS /reɪdʒ/

a feeling of intense anger

From this reading For example, their ebullitions of rage against everyone and everything English shows that they are ignorant of the fact that we are a decadent nation and a negligible quantity in the War.

regardnounUS /rɪˈɡɑːrd/

(usually preceded by “in”) a detail or point

From this reading The mass of the German people would seem to be extraordinarily ill-informed in regard to the War and to stand sadly in need of enlightenment in some respects.

remarkedverbUS /rɪˈmɑːrkt/

past form of “remark” — make mention of

From this reading "And our present lies in it," as the German soldier remarked when the Belgians opened the dykes near Antwerp.

respectsnounUS /rɪˈspekts/

(often used with “pay”) a formal expression of esteem

From this reading The mass of the German people would seem to be extraordinarily ill-informed in regard to the War and to stand sadly in need of enlightenment in some respects.

sadlyadverbUS /ˈsædli/

in an unfortunate way

From this reading The mass of the German people would seem to be extraordinarily ill-informed in regard to the War and to stand sadly in need of enlightenment in some respects.

seemverbUS /siːm/

give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading The mass of the German people would seem to be extraordinarily ill-informed in regard to the War and to stand sadly in need of enlightenment in some respects.

showsnounUS /ʃoʊz/

plural of “show” — the act of publicly exhibiting or entertaining

From this reading For example, their ebullitions of rage against everyone and everything English shows that they are ignorant of the fact that we are a decadent nation and a negligible quantity in the War.

soldiernounUS /ˈsoʊldʒər/

an enlisted man or woman who serves in an army

From this reading "And our present lies in it," as the German soldier remarked when the Belgians opened the dykes near Antwerp.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading The mass of the German people would seem to be extraordinarily ill-informed in regard to the War and to stand sadly in need of enlightenment in some respects.

standverbUS /stænd/

be standing; be upright

From this reading The mass of the German people would seem to be extraordinarily ill-informed in regard to the War and to stand sadly in need of enlightenment in some respects.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading For example, their ebullitions of rage against everyone and everything English shows that they are ignorant of the fact that we are a decadent nation and a negligible quantity in the War.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "Our future lies upon the water," once boasted the KAISER.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading For example, their ebullitions of rage against everyone and everything English shows that they are ignorant of the fact that we are a decadent nation and a negligible quantity in the War.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading For example, their ebullitions of rage against everyone and everything English shows that they are ignorant of the fact that we are a decadent nation and a negligible quantity in the War.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading The mass of the German people would seem to be extraordinarily ill-informed in regard to the War and to stand sadly in need of enlightenment in some respects.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading "Our future lies upon the water," once boasted the KAISER.

WarnounUS /wɔːr/

the waging of armed conflict against an enemy

From this reading The mass of the German people would seem to be extraordinarily ill-informed in regard to the War and to stand sadly in need of enlightenment in some respects.

waternounUS /ˈwɔːtər/

binary compound that occurs at room temperature as a clear colorless odorless tasteless liquid; freezes into ice below 0 degrees centigrade and boils above 100 degrees centigrade; widely used as a solvent

From this reading "Our future lies upon the water," once boasted the KAISER.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading For example, their ebullitions of rage against everyone and everything English shows that they are ignorant of the fact that we are a decadent nation and a negligible quantity in the War.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading "And our present lies in it," as the German soldier remarked when the Belgians opened the dykes near Antwerp.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading The mass of the German people would seem to be extraordinarily ill-informed in regard to the War and to stand sadly in need of enlightenment in some respects.

Chapter 1 of Punch — Vol. 147, September 16, 1914 by Various holds 433 sentences, grouped into 87 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 433 sentences of Punch — Vol. 147, September 16, 1914, unabridged, divided into 87 reading sections.

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Charivaria
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch — Vol. 147, September 16, 1914; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Future
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch — Vol. 147, September 16, 1914; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Water
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch — Vol. 147, September 16, 1914; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Boasted
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch — Vol. 147, September 16, 1914; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.