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Punch — Vol. 150, January 5, 1916
Punch — Vol. 150, January 5, 1916

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Punch — Vol. 150, January 5, 1916 is here in full — 615 sentences across 123 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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JANUARY 5, 1916.
The Whitefriars Press.
RESOLUTIONS.
I will not breakfast in my bed With downy cushions at my head; That would be very wrong--and so Away the eggs and bacon go!
I will not read in bed at night And burn the dear electric light; Nor buy another costly hat; Oh no!
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Punch — Vol. 150, January 5, 1916

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Punch — Vol. 150, January 5, 1916 is here in full — 615 sentences across 123 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/123 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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JANUARY 5, 1916.
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The Whitefriars Press.
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RESOLUTIONS.
/ˌrezəˈluːʃənz/
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I will not breakfast in my bed With downy cushions at my head; That would be very wrong--and so Away the eggs and bacon go!
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I will not read in bed at night And burn the dear electric light; Nor buy another costly hat; Oh no!
/aɪ wɪl nɑːt red ɪn bed æt naɪt ənd bɜːrn ðə dɪr ɪˈlektrɪk laɪt nɔːr baɪ əˈnʌðər ˈkɑːstli hæt oʊ noʊ/

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bacon noun US /ˈbeɪkən/

back and sides of a hog salted and dried or smoked; usually sliced thin and fried

From this reading “I will not breakfast in my bed With downy cushions at my head; That would be very wrong--and so Away the eggs and bacon go!”

costly adjective US /ˈkɑːstli/

entailing great loss or sacrifice

From this reading “I will not read in bed at night And burn the dear electric light; Nor buy another costly hat; Oh no!”

cushions noun US /ˈkʊʃənz/

plural of “cushion” — a mechanical damper; absorbs energy of sudden impulses

From this reading “I will not breakfast in my bed With downy cushions at my head; That would be very wrong--and so Away the eggs and bacon go!”

downy adjective US /ˈdaʊni/

like down or as soft as down

From this reading “I will not breakfast in my bed With downy cushions at my head; That would be very wrong--and so Away the eggs and bacon go!”

eggs noun US /eɡz/

oval reproductive body of a fowl (especially a hen) used as food

From this reading “I will not breakfast in my bed With downy cushions at my head; That would be very wrong--and so Away the eggs and bacon go!”

electric adjective US /ɪˈlektrɪk/

using or providing or producing or transmitting or operated by electricity

From this reading “I will not read in bed at night And burn the dear electric light; Nor buy another costly hat; Oh no!”

january noun US /ˈdʒænjuːeri/

the first month of the year; begins 10 days after the winter solstice

From this reading “JANUARY 5, 1916.”

resolutions noun US /ˌrezəˈluːʃənz/

plural of “resolution” — a formal expression by a meeting; agreed to by a vote

From this reading “RESOLUTIONS.”

All words in this reading · 43

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1916

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From this reading JANUARY 5, 1916.

5

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From this reading JANUARY 5, 1916.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading I will not breakfast in my bed With downy cushions at my head; That would be very wrong--and so Away the eggs and bacon go!

anotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading I will not read in bed at night And burn the dear electric light; Nor buy another costly hat; Oh no!

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading I will not breakfast in my bed With downy cushions at my head; That would be very wrong--and so Away the eggs and bacon go!

AwayadverbUS /əˈweɪ/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading I will not breakfast in my bed With downy cushions at my head; That would be very wrong--and so Away the eggs and bacon go!

baconnounUS /ˈbeɪkən/

back and sides of a hog salted and dried or smoked; usually sliced thin and fried

From this reading I will not breakfast in my bed With downy cushions at my head; That would be very wrong--and so Away the eggs and bacon go!

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading I will not breakfast in my bed With downy cushions at my head; That would be very wrong--and so Away the eggs and bacon go!

bednounUS /bed/

a piece of furniture that provides a place to sleep

From this reading I will not breakfast in my bed With downy cushions at my head; That would be very wrong--and so Away the eggs and bacon go!

breakfastverbUS /ˈbrekfəst/

eat an early morning meal

From this reading I will not breakfast in my bed With downy cushions at my head; That would be very wrong--and so Away the eggs and bacon go!

burnverbUS /bɜːrn/

To consume or be consumed by fire.

From this reading I will not read in bed at night And burn the dear electric light; Nor buy another costly hat; Oh no!

buyverbUS /baɪ/

obtain by purchase; acquire by means of a financial transaction

From this reading I will not read in bed at night And burn the dear electric light; Nor buy another costly hat; Oh no!

costlyadjectiveUS /ˈkɑːstli/

entailing great loss or sacrifice

From this reading I will not read in bed at night And burn the dear electric light; Nor buy another costly hat; Oh no!

cushionsnounUS /ˈkʊʃənz/

plural of “cushion” — a mechanical damper; absorbs energy of sudden impulses

From this reading I will not breakfast in my bed With downy cushions at my head; That would be very wrong--and so Away the eggs and bacon go!

dearadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading I will not read in bed at night And burn the dear electric light; Nor buy another costly hat; Oh no!

downyadjectiveUS /ˈdaʊni/

like down or as soft as down

From this reading I will not breakfast in my bed With downy cushions at my head; That would be very wrong--and so Away the eggs and bacon go!

eggsnounUS /eɡz/

oval reproductive body of a fowl (especially a hen) used as food

From this reading I will not breakfast in my bed With downy cushions at my head; That would be very wrong--and so Away the eggs and bacon go!

electricadjectiveUS /ɪˈlektrɪk/

using or providing or producing or transmitting or operated by electricity

From this reading I will not read in bed at night And burn the dear electric light; Nor buy another costly hat; Oh no!

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading I will not breakfast in my bed With downy cushions at my head; That would be very wrong--and so Away the eggs and bacon go!

hatnounUS /hæt/

headdress that protects the head from bad weather; has shaped crown and usually a brim

From this reading I will not read in bed at night And burn the dear electric light; Nor buy another costly hat; Oh no!

headnounUS /hed/

the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading I will not breakfast in my bed With downy cushions at my head; That would be very wrong--and so Away the eggs and bacon go!

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I will not breakfast in my bed With downy cushions at my head; That would be very wrong--and so Away the eggs and bacon go!

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading I will not breakfast in my bed With downy cushions at my head; That would be very wrong--and so Away the eggs and bacon go!

JANUARYnounUS /ˈdʒænjuːeri/

the first month of the year; begins 10 days after the winter solstice

From this reading JANUARY 5, 1916.

lightadjectiveUS /laɪt/

of comparatively little physical weight or density

From this reading I will not read in bed at night And burn the dear electric light; Nor buy another costly hat; Oh no!

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading I will not breakfast in my bed With downy cushions at my head; That would be very wrong--and so Away the eggs and bacon go!

nightnounUS /naɪt/

the time after sunset and before sunrise while it is dark outside

From this reading I will not read in bed at night And burn the dear electric light; Nor buy another costly hat; Oh no!

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading I will not read in bed at night And burn the dear electric light; Nor buy another costly hat; Oh no!

NorconjunctionUS /nɔːr/

and not; used after a negative to add a second negative

From this reading I will not read in bed at night And burn the dear electric light; Nor buy another costly hat; Oh no!

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading I will not breakfast in my bed With downy cushions at my head; That would be very wrong--and so Away the eggs and bacon go!

OhnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading I will not read in bed at night And burn the dear electric light; Nor buy another costly hat; Oh no!

PressverbUS /pres/

exert pressure or force to or upon

From this reading The Whitefriars Press.

readverbUS /red/

interpret something that is written or printed

From this reading I will not read in bed at night And burn the dear electric light; Nor buy another costly hat; Oh no!

RESOLUTIONSnounUS /ˌrezəˈluːʃənz/

plural of “resolution” — a formal expression by a meeting; agreed to by a vote

From this reading RESOLUTIONS.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading I will not breakfast in my bed With downy cushions at my head; That would be very wrong--and so Away the eggs and bacon go!

ThatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading I will not breakfast in my bed With downy cushions at my head; That would be very wrong--and so Away the eggs and bacon go!

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The Whitefriars Press.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading I will not breakfast in my bed With downy cushions at my head; That would be very wrong--and so Away the eggs and bacon go!

Whitefriars

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The Whitefriars Press.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading I will not breakfast in my bed With downy cushions at my head; That would be very wrong--and so Away the eggs and bacon go!

WithprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading I will not breakfast in my bed With downy cushions at my head; That would be very wrong--and so Away the eggs and bacon go!

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading I will not breakfast in my bed With downy cushions at my head; That would be very wrong--and so Away the eggs and bacon go!

wrongadjectiveUS /rɔːŋ/

not correct; not in conformity with fact or truth

From this reading I will not breakfast in my bed With downy cushions at my head; That would be very wrong--and so Away the eggs and bacon go!

Chapter 1 of Punch — Vol. 150, January 5, 1916 by Various holds 615 sentences, grouped into 123 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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