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Punch — Vol. 159, 1920-11-03
Punch — Vol. 159, 1920-11-03

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Punch — Vol. 159, 1920-11-03 is here in full — 37 sentences across 8 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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PROBLEM.--_To find the centre of a given circle_.
Let ABC be that horrible round bed where you had the geraniums last year.
This year, I gather, the idea is to have it nothing but rose-trees, with a great big fellow in the middle.
The question is, where is the middle?
I mean, if you plant it in a hurry on your own judgment, everyone who comes near the house will point out that the bed is all cock-eye.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Punch — Vol. 159, 1920-11-03

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Punch — Vol. 159, 1920-11-03 is here in full — 37 sentences across 8 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/7 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
PROBLEM.--_To find the centre of a given circle_.
Line 2
Let ABC be that horrible round bed where you had the geraniums last year.
/let ˈeɪbiːsiː biː ðæt ˈhɔːrəbəl raʊnd bed wer juː hæd ðə dʒərˈeɪniəmz læst jɪr/
Line 3
This year, I gather, the idea is to have it nothing but rose-trees, with a great big fellow in the middle.
Line 4
The question is, where is the middle?
/ðə ˈkwestʃən ɪz wer ɪz ðə ˈmɪdəl/
Line 5
I mean, if you plant it in a hurry on your own judgment, everyone who comes near the house will point out that the bed is all cock-eye.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

abc noun US /ˈeɪbiːsiː/

the elementary stages of any subject (usually plural)

From this reading “Let ABC be that horrible round bed where you had the geraniums last year.”

centre noun US /ˈsentər/

a low-lying region in central France

From this reading “PROBLEM.--_To find the centre of a given circle_.”

everyone pronoun US /ˈevriwʌn/

every person

From this reading “I mean, if you plant it in a hurry on your own judgment, everyone who comes near the house will point out that the bed is all cock-eye.”

gather verb US /ˈɡæðər/

assemble or get together

From this reading “This year, I gather, the idea is to have it nothing but rose-trees, with a great big fellow in the middle.”

geraniums noun US /dʒərˈeɪniəmz/

plural of “geranium” — any of numerous plants of the family Geraniaceae

From this reading “Let ABC be that horrible round bed where you had the geraniums last year.”

horrible adjective US /ˈhɔːrəbəl/

provoking horror

From this reading “Let ABC be that horrible round bed where you had the geraniums last year.”

plant verb US /plænt/

put or set (seeds, seedlings, or plants) into the ground

From this reading “I mean, if you plant it in a hurry on your own judgment, everyone who comes near the house will point out that the bed is all cock-eye.”

problem noun US /ˈprɑːbləm/

a state of difficulty that needs to be resolved

From this reading “PROBLEM.--_To find the centre of a given circle_.”

All words in this reading · 57

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading PROBLEM.--_To find the centre of a given circle_.

ABCnounUS /ˈeɪbiːsiː/

the elementary stages of any subject (usually plural)

From this reading Let ABC be that horrible round bed where you had the geraniums last year.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading I mean, if you plant it in a hurry on your own judgment, everyone who comes near the house will point out that the bed is all cock-eye.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Let ABC be that horrible round bed where you had the geraniums last year.

bednounUS /bed/

a piece of furniture that provides a place to sleep

From this reading Let ABC be that horrible round bed where you had the geraniums last year.

bigadjectiveUS /bɪɡ/

above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading This year, I gather, the idea is to have it nothing but rose-trees, with a great big fellow in the middle.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading This year, I gather, the idea is to have it nothing but rose-trees, with a great big fellow in the middle.

centrenounUS /ˈsentər/

a low-lying region in central France

From this reading PROBLEM.--_To find the centre of a given circle_.

circlenounUS /ˈsɜːrkəl/

ellipse in which the two axes are of equal length; a plane curve generated by one point moving at a constant distance from a fixed point

From this reading PROBLEM.--_To find the centre of a given circle_.

cock-eye

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I mean, if you plant it in a hurry on your own judgment, everyone who comes near the house will point out that the bed is all cock-eye.

comesnounUS /kʌmz/

plural of “come” — the thick white fluid containing spermatozoa that is ejaculated by the male genital tract

From this reading I mean, if you plant it in a hurry on your own judgment, everyone who comes near the house will point out that the bed is all cock-eye.

everyonepronounUS /ˈevriwʌn/

every person

From this reading I mean, if you plant it in a hurry on your own judgment, everyone who comes near the house will point out that the bed is all cock-eye.

fellownounUS /ˈfeloʊ/

a boy or man

From this reading This year, I gather, the idea is to have it nothing but rose-trees, with a great big fellow in the middle.

findverbUS /faɪnd/

come upon, as if by accident; meet with

From this reading PROBLEM.--_To find the centre of a given circle_.

gatherverbUS /ˈɡæðər/

assemble or get together

From this reading This year, I gather, the idea is to have it nothing but rose-trees, with a great big fellow in the middle.

geraniumsnounUS /dʒərˈeɪniəmz/

plural of “geranium” — any of numerous plants of the family Geraniaceae

From this reading Let ABC be that horrible round bed where you had the geraniums last year.

givenadjectiveUS /ˈɡɪvən/

acknowledged as a supposition

From this reading PROBLEM.--_To find the centre of a given circle_.

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading This year, I gather, the idea is to have it nothing but rose-trees, with a great big fellow in the middle.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Let ABC be that horrible round bed where you had the geraniums last year.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading This year, I gather, the idea is to have it nothing but rose-trees, with a great big fellow in the middle.

horribleadjectiveUS /ˈhɔːrəbəl/

provoking horror

From this reading Let ABC be that horrible round bed where you had the geraniums last year.

housenounUS /haʊs/

a dwelling that serves as living quarters for one or more families

From this reading I mean, if you plant it in a hurry on your own judgment, everyone who comes near the house will point out that the bed is all cock-eye.

hurrynounUS /ˈhɜːri/

a condition of urgency making it necessary to hurry

From this reading I mean, if you plant it in a hurry on your own judgment, everyone who comes near the house will point out that the bed is all cock-eye.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading This year, I gather, the idea is to have it nothing but rose-trees, with a great big fellow in the middle.

ideanounUS /aɪˈdiːə/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading This year, I gather, the idea is to have it nothing but rose-trees, with a great big fellow in the middle.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading I mean, if you plant it in a hurry on your own judgment, everyone who comes near the house will point out that the bed is all cock-eye.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading This year, I gather, the idea is to have it nothing but rose-trees, with a great big fellow in the middle.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading This year, I gather, the idea is to have it nothing but rose-trees, with a great big fellow in the middle.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading This year, I gather, the idea is to have it nothing but rose-trees, with a great big fellow in the middle.

judgmentnounUS /ˈdʒʌdʒmənt/

an opinion formed by judging something

From this reading I mean, if you plant it in a hurry on your own judgment, everyone who comes near the house will point out that the bed is all cock-eye.

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading Let ABC be that horrible round bed where you had the geraniums last year.

Letauxiliary verbUS /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading Let ABC be that horrible round bed where you had the geraniums last year.

meanverbUS /miːn/

mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading I mean, if you plant it in a hurry on your own judgment, everyone who comes near the house will point out that the bed is all cock-eye.

middlenounUS /ˈmɪdəl/

an area that is approximately central within some larger region

From this reading This year, I gather, the idea is to have it nothing but rose-trees, with a great big fellow in the middle.

nearadverbUS /nɪr/

near in time or place or relationship

From this reading I mean, if you plant it in a hurry on your own judgment, everyone who comes near the house will point out that the bed is all cock-eye.

nothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading This year, I gather, the idea is to have it nothing but rose-trees, with a great big fellow in the middle.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading PROBLEM.--_To find the centre of a given circle_.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading I mean, if you plant it in a hurry on your own judgment, everyone who comes near the house will point out that the bed is all cock-eye.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading I mean, if you plant it in a hurry on your own judgment, everyone who comes near the house will point out that the bed is all cock-eye.

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading I mean, if you plant it in a hurry on your own judgment, everyone who comes near the house will point out that the bed is all cock-eye.

plantverbUS /plænt/

put or set (seeds, seedlings, or plants) into the ground

From this reading I mean, if you plant it in a hurry on your own judgment, everyone who comes near the house will point out that the bed is all cock-eye.

pointnounUS /pɔɪnt/

a geometric element that has position but no extension

From this reading I mean, if you plant it in a hurry on your own judgment, everyone who comes near the house will point out that the bed is all cock-eye.

PROBLEMnounUS /ˈprɑːbləm/

a state of difficulty that needs to be resolved

From this reading PROBLEM.--_To find the centre of a given circle_.

questionverbUS /ˈkwestʃən/

challenge the accuracy, probity, or propriety of

From this reading The question is, where is the middle?

rose-trees

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading This year, I gather, the idea is to have it nothing but rose-trees, with a great big fellow in the middle.

roundnounUS /raʊnd/

a charge of ammunition for a single shot

From this reading Let ABC be that horrible round bed where you had the geraniums last year.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Let ABC be that horrible round bed where you had the geraniums last year.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading PROBLEM.--_To find the centre of a given circle_.

ThisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading This year, I gather, the idea is to have it nothing but rose-trees, with a great big fellow in the middle.

ToparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading PROBLEM.--_To find the centre of a given circle_.

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading Let ABC be that horrible round bed where you had the geraniums last year.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading I mean, if you plant it in a hurry on your own judgment, everyone who comes near the house will point out that the bed is all cock-eye.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading I mean, if you plant it in a hurry on your own judgment, everyone who comes near the house will point out that the bed is all cock-eye.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading This year, I gather, the idea is to have it nothing but rose-trees, with a great big fellow in the middle.

yearnounUS /jɪr/

a period of time containing 365 (or 366) days

From this reading Let ABC be that horrible round bed where you had the geraniums last year.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Let ABC be that horrible round bed where you had the geraniums last year.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading I mean, if you plant it in a hurry on your own judgment, everyone who comes near the house will point out that the bed is all cock-eye.

Chapter 2 of Punch — Vol. 159, 1920-11-03 by Various holds 37 sentences, grouped into 8 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 2 of Punch — Vol. 159, 1920-11-03 contain?

Chapter 2 holds 37 sentences of Punch — Vol. 159, 1920-11-03, unabridged, divided into 8 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 2 of Punch — Vol. 159, 1920-11-03 by Various exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 37 sentences, grouped into 8 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Work through the 8 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

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