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Punch — Vol. 62, January 20, 1872
Punch — Vol. 62, January 20, 1872

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Punch — Vol. 62, January 20, 1872 is here in full — 426 sentences across 86 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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COMPLIMENTS OF THE SEASON.
_Fond Parent._ "I HOPE YOU WILL BE VERY CAREFUL, MR.
STIMPSON.
I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN ACCUSTOMED TO CUT THEIR HAIR MYSELF."
_Mr. Stimpson._ "SO I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT, MADAM!"
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Punch — Vol. 62, January 20, 1872

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Punch — Vol. 62, January 20, 1872 is here in full — 426 sentences across 86 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/85 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
COMPLIMENTS OF THE SEASON.
/ˈkɑːmpləments ʌv ðə ˈsiːzən/
Line 2
_Fond Parent._ "I HOPE YOU WILL BE VERY CAREFUL, MR.
/fɑːnd ˈperənt aɪ hoʊp juː wɪl biː ˈveri ˈkerfəl ˈmɪstər/
Line 3
STIMPSON.
Line 4
I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN ACCUSTOMED TO CUT THEIR HAIR MYSELF."
/aɪ hæv ˈɔːlweɪz bɪn əˈkʌstəmd tuː kʌt ðer her ˌmaɪˈself/
Line 5
_Mr. Stimpson._ "SO I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT, MADAM!"

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

accustomed adjective US /əˈkʌstəmd/

commonly used or practiced; usual

From this reading “I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN ACCUSTOMED TO CUT THEIR HAIR MYSELF."”

careful adjective US /ˈkerfəl/

exercising caution or showing care or attention

From this reading “_Fond Parent._ "I HOPE YOU WILL BE VERY CAREFUL, MR.”

compliments noun US /ˈkɑːmpləments/

(usually plural) a polite expression of desire for someone's welfare

From this reading “COMPLIMENTS OF THE SEASON.”

cut verb US /kʌt/

separate with or as if with an instrument

From this reading “I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN ACCUSTOMED TO CUT THEIR HAIR MYSELF."”

Fond adjective US /fɑːnd/

having or displaying warmth or affection

madam noun US /ˈmædəm/

a woman of refinement

From this reading “_Mr. Stimpson._ "SO I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT, MADAM!"”

Parent noun US /ˈperənt/

a father or mother; one who begets or one who gives birth to or nurtures and raises a child; a relative who plays the role of guardian

From this reading “_Fond Parent._ "I HOPE YOU WILL BE VERY CAREFUL, MR.”

season noun US /ˈsiːzən/

a period of the year marked by special events or activities in some field

From this reading “COMPLIMENTS OF THE SEASON.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

Fond Parent adjective + noun

In this reading “_Fond Parent._ "I HOPE YOU WILL BE VERY CAREFUL, MR.”

All words in this reading · 28

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

ACCUSTOMEDadjectiveUS /əˈkʌstəmd/

commonly used or practiced; usual

From this reading I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN ACCUSTOMED TO CUT THEIR HAIR MYSELF."

ALWAYSadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN ACCUSTOMED TO CUT THEIR HAIR MYSELF."

BEauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading _Fond Parent._ "I HOPE YOU WILL BE VERY CAREFUL, MR.

BEENauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN ACCUSTOMED TO CUT THEIR HAIR MYSELF."

CAREFULadjectiveUS /ˈkerfəl/

exercising caution or showing care or attention

From this reading _Fond Parent._ "I HOPE YOU WILL BE VERY CAREFUL, MR.

COMPLIMENTSnounUS /ˈkɑːmpləments/

(usually plural) a polite expression of desire for someone's welfare

From this reading COMPLIMENTS OF THE SEASON.

CUTverbUS /kʌt/

separate with or as if with an instrument

From this reading I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN ACCUSTOMED TO CUT THEIR HAIR MYSELF."

FondadjectiveUS /fɑːnd/

having or displaying warmth or affection

From this reading _Fond Parent._ "I HOPE YOU WILL BE VERY CAREFUL, MR.

HAIRnounUS /her/

a covering for the body (or parts of it) consisting of a dense growth of threadlike structures (as on the human head); helps to prevent heat loss

From this reading I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN ACCUSTOMED TO CUT THEIR HAIR MYSELF."

HAVEauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN ACCUSTOMED TO CUT THEIR HAIR MYSELF."

HOPEnounUS /hoʊp/

a specific instance of feeling hopeful

From this reading _Fond Parent._ "I HOPE YOU WILL BE VERY CAREFUL, MR.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading _Fond Parent._ "I HOPE YOU WILL BE VERY CAREFUL, MR.

MADAMnounUS /ˈmædəm/

a woman of refinement

From this reading _Mr. Stimpson._ "SO I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT, MADAM!"

MRnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading _Fond Parent._ "I HOPE YOU WILL BE VERY CAREFUL, MR.

MYSELFpronounUS /ˌmaɪˈself/

used when the speaker is also the object of the action

From this reading I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN ACCUSTOMED TO CUT THEIR HAIR MYSELF."

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading COMPLIMENTS OF THE SEASON.

ParentnounUS /ˈperənt/

a father or mother; one who begets or one who gives birth to or nurtures and raises a child; a relative who plays the role of guardian

From this reading _Fond Parent._ "I HOPE YOU WILL BE VERY CAREFUL, MR.

SEASONnounUS /ˈsiːzən/

a period of the year marked by special events or activities in some field

From this reading COMPLIMENTS OF THE SEASON.

SHOULDmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading _Mr. Stimpson._ "SO I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT, MADAM!"

SOconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading _Mr. Stimpson._ "SO I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT, MADAM!"

STIMPSON

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading STIMPSON.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading COMPLIMENTS OF THE SEASON.

THEIRdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN ACCUSTOMED TO CUT THEIR HAIR MYSELF."

THOUGHTnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading _Mr. Stimpson._ "SO I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT, MADAM!"

TOparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN ACCUSTOMED TO CUT THEIR HAIR MYSELF."

VERYadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading _Fond Parent._ "I HOPE YOU WILL BE VERY CAREFUL, MR.

WILLmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading _Fond Parent._ "I HOPE YOU WILL BE VERY CAREFUL, MR.

YOUpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading _Fond Parent._ "I HOPE YOU WILL BE VERY CAREFUL, MR.

Chapter 1 of Punch — Vol. 62, January 20, 1872 by Various holds 426 sentences, grouped into 86 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 426 sentences of Punch — Vol. 62, January 20, 1872, unabridged, divided into 86 reading sections.

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Vocabulary met early in Punch — Vol. 62, January 20, 1872

Words and structures a reader meets early in Punch — Vol. 62, January 20, 1872, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Compliments
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch — Vol. 62, January 20, 1872; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Season
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch — Vol. 62, January 20, 1872; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Parent
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch — Vol. 62, January 20, 1872; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Careful
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch — Vol. 62, January 20, 1872; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.