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Punch — Vol. 98, February 22nd, 1890
Punch — Vol. 98, February 22nd, 1890

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Punch — Vol. 98, February 22nd, 1890 is here in full — 542 sentences across 109 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.
VOL.
XCVIII.
FEBRUARY 22, 1890.
"If ever I have to choose....
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Punch — Vol. 98, February 22nd, 1890

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Punch — Vol. 98, February 22nd, 1890 is here in full — 542 sentences across 109 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/108 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.
Line 2
VOL.
Line 3
XCVIII.
Line 4
FEBRUARY 22, 1890.
Line 5
"If ever I have to choose....
/ɪf ˈevər aɪ hæv tuː tʃuːz/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

choose verb US /tʃuːz/

pick out, select, or choose from a number of alternatives

From this reading “"If ever I have to choose....”

ever adverb US /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading “"If ever I have to choose....”

february noun US /ˈfebjəweri/

the month following January and preceding March

From this reading “FEBRUARY 22, 1890.”

have auxiliary verb US /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading “"If ever I have to choose....”

london noun US /ˈlʌndən/

the capital and largest city of England; located on the Thames in southeastern England; financial and industrial and cultural center

From this reading “PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.”

punch verb US /pʌntʃ/

deliver a quick blow to

From this reading “PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.”

All words in this reading · 16

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

1890

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading FEBRUARY 22, 1890.

22

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading FEBRUARY 22, 1890.

CHARIVARInoun

a noisy mock serenade (made by banging pans and kettles) to a newly married couple

From this reading PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.

chooseverbUS /tʃuːz/

pick out, select, or choose from a number of alternatives

From this reading "If ever I have to choose....

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading "If ever I have to choose....

FEBRUARYnounUS /ˈfebjəweri/

the month following January and preceding March

From this reading FEBRUARY 22, 1890.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading "If ever I have to choose....

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "If ever I have to choose....

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading "If ever I have to choose....

LONDONnounUS /ˈlʌndən/

the capital and largest city of England; located on the Thames in southeastern England; financial and industrial and cultural center

From this reading PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.

ORconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.

PUNCHverbUS /pʌntʃ/

deliver a quick blow to

From this reading PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "If ever I have to choose....

VOL

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading VOL.

XCVIIIadjective

being eight more than ninety

From this reading XCVIII.

Chapter 1 of Punch — Vol. 98, February 22nd, 1890 by Various holds 542 sentences, grouped into 109 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 1 of Punch — Vol. 98, February 22nd, 1890 contain?

Chapter 1 holds 542 sentences of Punch — Vol. 98, February 22nd, 1890, unabridged, divided into 109 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 1 of Punch — Vol. 98, February 22nd, 1890 by Various exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 542 sentences, grouped into 109 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 1 of Punch — Vol. 98, February 22nd, 1890?

Work through the 109 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 109 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 1 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 1 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

Questions about reading Punch — Vol. 98, February 22nd, 1890

Common questions about reading Punch — Vol. 98, February 22nd, 1890 by Various on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of Punch — Vol. 98, February 22nd, 1890?

Yes. All 542 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #30018 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

Which edition of Punch — Vol. 98, February 22nd, 1890 is used?

Project Gutenberg eBook #30018, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does Punch — Vol. 98, February 22nd, 1890 take to read?

About 45 minutes of reading across 109 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

How to read Punch — Vol. 98, February 22nd, 1890 section by section

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Vocabulary met early in Punch — Vol. 98, February 22nd, 1890

Words and structures a reader meets early in Punch — Vol. 98, February 22nd, 1890, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Punch
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch — Vol. 98, February 22nd, 1890; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
London
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch — Vol. 98, February 22nd, 1890; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Charivari
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch — Vol. 98, February 22nd, 1890; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Xcviii
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch — Vol. 98, February 22nd, 1890; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.