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Punch — Volume 1, December 18, 1841
Punch — Volume 1, December 18, 1841

Chapter III · Chapter 3

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IN WHICH THE AUTHOR TREATS OF LOVERS IN GENERAL.
All lovers are absurd and ridiculous.
The passion which spiritualises woman makes man a fool.
Nothing can be more amusing than to observe a bashful lover in company where the object of his affections is present.
He is the very picture of confusion and distress, looking like a man who has lost something, and knows not where to seek for it.
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Punch — Volume 1, December 18, 1841

Chapter III · Chapter 3

Chapter 3 of Punch — Volume 1, December 18, 1841 is here in full — 105 sentences across 21 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/21 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
IN WHICH THE AUTHOR TREATS OF LOVERS IN GENERAL.
/ɪn wɪtʃ ðə ˈɔːθər triːts ʌv ˈlʌvərz ɪn ˈdʒenərəl/
Line 2
All lovers are absurd and ridiculous.
/ɔːl ˈlʌvərz ɑːr əbˈsɜːrd ənd rɪˈdɪkjələs/
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The passion which spiritualises woman makes man a fool.
Line 4
Nothing can be more amusing than to observe a bashful lover in company where the object of his affections is present.
/ˈnʌθɪŋ kæn biː mɔːr əˈmjuːzɪŋ ðæn tuː əbˈzɜːrv ə ˈbæʃfəl ˈlʌvər ɪn ˈkʌmpəniː wer ðə ˈɑːbdʒekt ʌv hɪz əˈfekʃənz ɪz ˈprezənt/
Line 5
He is the very picture of confusion and distress, looking like a man who has lost something, and knows not where to seek for it.
/hiː ɪz ðə ˈveri ˈpɪktʃər ʌv kənˈfjuːʒən ənd dɪˈstres ˈlʊkɪŋ laɪk ə mæn huː hæz lɔːst ˈsʌmθɪŋ ənd noʊz nɑːt wer tuː siːk fɔːr ɪt/

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absurd adjective US /əbˈsɜːrd/

inconsistent with reason or logic or common sense

From this reading “All lovers are absurd and ridiculous.”

affections noun US /əˈfekʃənz/

plural of “affection” — a positive feeling of liking

From this reading “Nothing can be more amusing than to observe a bashful lover in company where the object of his affections is present.”

amusing adjective US /əˈmjuːzɪŋ/

providing enjoyment; pleasantly entertaining

From this reading “Nothing can be more amusing than to observe a bashful lover in company where the object of his affections is present.”

bashful adjective US /ˈbæʃfəl/

self-consciously timid

From this reading “Nothing can be more amusing than to observe a bashful lover in company where the object of his affections is present.”

distress noun US /dɪˈstres/

psychological suffering

From this reading “He is the very picture of confusion and distress, looking like a man who has lost something, and knows not where to seek for it.”

lovers noun US /ˈlʌvərz/

plural of “lover” — a person who loves someone or is loved by someone

From this reading “IN WHICH THE AUTHOR TREATS OF LOVERS IN GENERAL.”

ridiculous adjective US /rɪˈdɪkjələs/

inspiring scornful pity

From this reading “All lovers are absurd and ridiculous.”

treats noun US /triːts/

plural of “treat” — something considered choice to eat

From this reading “IN WHICH THE AUTHOR TREATS OF LOVERS IN GENERAL.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading The passion which spiritualises woman makes man a fool.

absurdadjectiveUS /əbˈsɜːrd/

inconsistent with reason or logic or common sense

From this reading All lovers are absurd and ridiculous.

affectionsnounUS /əˈfekʃənz/

plural of “affection” — a positive feeling of liking

From this reading Nothing can be more amusing than to observe a bashful lover in company where the object of his affections is present.

AlladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading All lovers are absurd and ridiculous.

amusingadjectiveUS /əˈmjuːzɪŋ/

providing enjoyment; pleasantly entertaining

From this reading Nothing can be more amusing than to observe a bashful lover in company where the object of his affections is present.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading All lovers are absurd and ridiculous.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading All lovers are absurd and ridiculous.

AUTHORnounUS /ˈɔːθər/

writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading IN WHICH THE AUTHOR TREATS OF LOVERS IN GENERAL.

bashfuladjectiveUS /ˈbæʃfəl/

self-consciously timid

From this reading Nothing can be more amusing than to observe a bashful lover in company where the object of his affections is present.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Nothing can be more amusing than to observe a bashful lover in company where the object of his affections is present.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading Nothing can be more amusing than to observe a bashful lover in company where the object of his affections is present.

companynounUS /ˈkʌmpəniː/

an institution created to conduct business

From this reading Nothing can be more amusing than to observe a bashful lover in company where the object of his affections is present.

confusionnounUS /kənˈfjuːʒən/

disorder resulting from a failure to behave predictably

From this reading He is the very picture of confusion and distress, looking like a man who has lost something, and knows not where to seek for it.

distressnounUS /dɪˈstres/

psychological suffering

From this reading He is the very picture of confusion and distress, looking like a man who has lost something, and knows not where to seek for it.

foolnounUS /fuːl/

a person who lacks good judgment

From this reading The passion which spiritualises woman makes man a fool.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading He is the very picture of confusion and distress, looking like a man who has lost something, and knows not where to seek for it.

GENERALadjectiveUS /ˈdʒenərəl/

applying to all or most members of a category or group

From this reading IN WHICH THE AUTHOR TREATS OF LOVERS IN GENERAL.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading He is the very picture of confusion and distress, looking like a man who has lost something, and knows not where to seek for it.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He is the very picture of confusion and distress, looking like a man who has lost something, and knows not where to seek for it.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Nothing can be more amusing than to observe a bashful lover in company where the object of his affections is present.

INprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading IN WHICH THE AUTHOR TREATS OF LOVERS IN GENERAL.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Nothing can be more amusing than to observe a bashful lover in company where the object of his affections is present.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading He is the very picture of confusion and distress, looking like a man who has lost something, and knows not where to seek for it.

knowsnounUS /noʊz/

plural of “know” — the fact of being aware of information that is known to few people

From this reading He is the very picture of confusion and distress, looking like a man who has lost something, and knows not where to seek for it.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading He is the very picture of confusion and distress, looking like a man who has lost something, and knows not where to seek for it.

lookingnounUS /ˈlʊkɪŋ/

the act of directing the eyes toward something and perceiving it visually

From this reading He is the very picture of confusion and distress, looking like a man who has lost something, and knows not where to seek for it.

lostadjectiveUS /lɔːst/

no longer in your possession or control; unable to be found or recovered

From this reading He is the very picture of confusion and distress, looking like a man who has lost something, and knows not where to seek for it.

lovernounUS /ˈlʌvər/

a person who loves someone or is loved by someone

From this reading Nothing can be more amusing than to observe a bashful lover in company where the object of his affections is present.

LOVERSnounUS /ˈlʌvərz/

plural of “lover” — a person who loves someone or is loved by someone

From this reading IN WHICH THE AUTHOR TREATS OF LOVERS IN GENERAL.

makesnounUS /meɪks/

plural of “make” — a recognizable kind

From this reading The passion which spiritualises woman makes man a fool.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading The passion which spiritualises woman makes man a fool.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading Nothing can be more amusing than to observe a bashful lover in company where the object of his affections is present.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading He is the very picture of confusion and distress, looking like a man who has lost something, and knows not where to seek for it.

NothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading Nothing can be more amusing than to observe a bashful lover in company where the object of his affections is present.

objectnounUS /ˈɑːbdʒekt/

a tangible and visible entity; an entity that can cast a shadow

From this reading Nothing can be more amusing than to observe a bashful lover in company where the object of his affections is present.

observeverbUS /əbˈzɜːrv/

discover or determine the existence, presence, or fact of

From this reading Nothing can be more amusing than to observe a bashful lover in company where the object of his affections is present.

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading IN WHICH THE AUTHOR TREATS OF LOVERS IN GENERAL.

passionnounUS /ˈpæʃən/

a strong feeling or emotion

From this reading The passion which spiritualises woman makes man a fool.

picturenounUS /ˈpɪktʃər/

a visual representation (of an object or scene or person or abstraction) produced on a surface

From this reading He is the very picture of confusion and distress, looking like a man who has lost something, and knows not where to seek for it.

presentverbUS /ˈprezənt/

give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading Nothing can be more amusing than to observe a bashful lover in company where the object of his affections is present.

ridiculousadjectiveUS /rɪˈdɪkjələs/

inspiring scornful pity

From this reading All lovers are absurd and ridiculous.

seekverbUS /siːk/

try to get or reach

From this reading He is the very picture of confusion and distress, looking like a man who has lost something, and knows not where to seek for it.

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading He is the very picture of confusion and distress, looking like a man who has lost something, and knows not where to seek for it.

spiritualises

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From this reading The passion which spiritualises woman makes man a fool.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading Nothing can be more amusing than to observe a bashful lover in company where the object of his affections is present.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading IN WHICH THE AUTHOR TREATS OF LOVERS IN GENERAL.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Nothing can be more amusing than to observe a bashful lover in company where the object of his affections is present.

TREATSnounUS /triːts/

plural of “treat” — something considered choice to eat

From this reading IN WHICH THE AUTHOR TREATS OF LOVERS IN GENERAL.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading He is the very picture of confusion and distress, looking like a man who has lost something, and knows not where to seek for it.

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading Nothing can be more amusing than to observe a bashful lover in company where the object of his affections is present.

WHICHpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading IN WHICH THE AUTHOR TREATS OF LOVERS IN GENERAL.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading He is the very picture of confusion and distress, looking like a man who has lost something, and knows not where to seek for it.

womannounUS /ˈwʊmən/

an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading The passion which spiritualises woman makes man a fool.

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