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Punch — Volume 1, July 17, 1841
Punch — Volume 1, July 17, 1841

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Punch — Volume 1, July 17, 1841 is here in full — 430 sentences across 86 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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WATERMAN.--Here you is, ma'am.
Kuck! kuck! kuck!--Come along!--(_Pulling the coach and horses_).
OFF-SIDE HORSE.--O heavens!
I am too stiff to move, and this brute will pull my head off.
NEAR-SIDE HORSE.--Keep it on one side, and you spiles his purchase.
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Punch — Volume 1, July 17, 1841

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Punch — Volume 1, July 17, 1841 is here in full — 430 sentences across 86 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/86 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
WATERMAN.--Here you is, ma'am.
Line 2
Kuck! kuck! kuck!--Come along!--(_Pulling the coach and horses_).
Line 3
OFF-SIDE HORSE.--O heavens!
Line 4
I am too stiff to move, and this brute will pull my head off.
/aɪ æm tuː stɪf tuː muːv ənd ðɪs bruːt wɪl pʊl maɪ hed ɔːf/
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NEAR-SIDE HORSE.--Keep it on one side, and you spiles his purchase.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

brute noun US /bruːt/

a cruelly rapacious person

From this reading “I am too stiff to move, and this brute will pull my head off.”

coach verb US /koʊtʃ/

teach and supervise (someone); act as a trainer or coach (to), as in sports

From this reading “Kuck! kuck! kuck!--Come along!--(_Pulling the coach and horses_).”

heavens noun US /ˈhevənz/

the apparent surface of the imaginary sphere on which celestial bodies appear to be projected

From this reading “OFF-SIDE HORSE.--O heavens!”

ma'am noun US /mæm/

a woman of refinement

From this reading “WATERMAN.--Here you is, ma'am.”

Pulling noun US /ˈpʊlɪŋ/

the act of pulling; applying force to move something toward or with you

purchase noun US /ˈpɜːrtʃəs/

the acquisition of something for payment

From this reading “NEAR-SIDE HORSE.--Keep it on one side, and you spiles his purchase.”

stiff adjective US /stɪf/

not moving or operating freely

From this reading “I am too stiff to move, and this brute will pull my head off.”

waterman noun US /ˈwɔːtərmən/

someone who drives or rides in a boat

From this reading “WATERMAN.--Here you is, ma'am.”

All words in this reading · 39

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

alongprepositionUS /əˈlɔːŋ/

following the length of something from one end toward the other

From this reading Kuck! kuck! kuck!--Come along!--(_Pulling the coach and horses_).

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading I am too stiff to move, and this brute will pull my head off.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Kuck! kuck! kuck!--Come along!--(_Pulling the coach and horses_).

brutenounUS /bruːt/

a cruelly rapacious person

From this reading I am too stiff to move, and this brute will pull my head off.

coachverbUS /koʊtʃ/

teach and supervise (someone); act as a trainer or coach (to), as in sports

From this reading Kuck! kuck! kuck!--Come along!--(_Pulling the coach and horses_).

ComeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading Kuck! kuck! kuck!--Come along!--(_Pulling the coach and horses_).

headnounUS /hed/

the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading I am too stiff to move, and this brute will pull my head off.

heavensnounUS /ˈhevənz/

the apparent surface of the imaginary sphere on which celestial bodies appear to be projected

From this reading OFF-SIDE HORSE.--O heavens!

HereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading WATERMAN.--Here you is, ma'am.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading NEAR-SIDE HORSE.--Keep it on one side, and you spiles his purchase.

HORSEnounUS /hɔːrs/

solid-hoofed herbivorous quadruped domesticated since prehistoric times

From this reading OFF-SIDE HORSE.--O heavens!

horsesnounUS /ˈhɔːrsəz/

plural of “horse” — solid-hoofed herbivorous quadruped domesticated since prehistoric times

From this reading Kuck! kuck! kuck!--Come along!--(_Pulling the coach and horses_).

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I am too stiff to move, and this brute will pull my head off.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading WATERMAN.--Here you is, ma'am.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading NEAR-SIDE HORSE.--Keep it on one side, and you spiles his purchase.

KeepverbUS /kiːp/

cause to continue in a certain state, position, or activity; e.g., “keep clean”

From this reading NEAR-SIDE HORSE.--Keep it on one side, and you spiles his purchase.

Kuck

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Kuck! kuck! kuck!--Come along!--(_Pulling the coach and horses_).

ma'amnounUS /mæm/

a woman of refinement

From this reading WATERMAN.--Here you is, ma'am.

moveverbUS /muːv/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading I am too stiff to move, and this brute will pull my head off.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading I am too stiff to move, and this brute will pull my head off.

NEAR-SIDE

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading NEAR-SIDE HORSE.--Keep it on one side, and you spiles his purchase.

OnounUS /oʊ/

a nonmetallic bivalent element that is normally a colorless odorless tasteless nonflammable diatomic gas; constitutes 21 percent of the atmosphere by volume; the most abundant element in the earth's crust

From this reading OFF-SIDE HORSE.--O heavens!

offadverbUS /ɔːf/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading I am too stiff to move, and this brute will pull my head off.

OFF-SIDE

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading OFF-SIDE HORSE.--O heavens!

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading NEAR-SIDE HORSE.--Keep it on one side, and you spiles his purchase.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading NEAR-SIDE HORSE.--Keep it on one side, and you spiles his purchase.

pullverbUS /pʊl/

cause to move by pulling

From this reading I am too stiff to move, and this brute will pull my head off.

PullingnounUS /ˈpʊlɪŋ/

the act of pulling; applying force to move something toward or with you

From this reading Kuck! kuck! kuck!--Come along!--(_Pulling the coach and horses_).

purchasenounUS /ˈpɜːrtʃəs/

the acquisition of something for payment

From this reading NEAR-SIDE HORSE.--Keep it on one side, and you spiles his purchase.

sidenounUS /saɪd/

a place within a region identified relative to a center or reference location

From this reading NEAR-SIDE HORSE.--Keep it on one side, and you spiles his purchase.

spiles

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading NEAR-SIDE HORSE.--Keep it on one side, and you spiles his purchase.

stiffadjectiveUS /stɪf/

not moving or operating freely

From this reading I am too stiff to move, and this brute will pull my head off.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Kuck! kuck! kuck!--Come along!--(_Pulling the coach and horses_).

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading I am too stiff to move, and this brute will pull my head off.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I am too stiff to move, and this brute will pull my head off.

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading I am too stiff to move, and this brute will pull my head off.

WATERMANnounUS /ˈwɔːtərmən/

someone who drives or rides in a boat

From this reading WATERMAN.--Here you is, ma'am.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading I am too stiff to move, and this brute will pull my head off.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading WATERMAN.--Here you is, ma'am.

Chapter 2 of Punch — Volume 1, July 17, 1841 by Various holds 430 sentences, grouped into 86 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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