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Punch — Volume 101, November 7, 1891
Punch — Volume 101, November 7, 1891

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 101, November 7, 1891 is here in full — 632 sentences across 127 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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He's a book.
But likely you've no use for our national humorous literature?
_Culch._ I--er--must confess I seldom waste time over the humorous literature of _any_ nation.
_Miss T._ I guess that accounts for your gaiety!
There, don't you mind _me_, Mr. CULCHARD.
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Archivist
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Punch — Volume 101, November 7, 1891

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 101, November 7, 1891 is here in full — 632 sentences across 127 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 44/126 · 5 reading units · Lines 216–220

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He's a book.
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But likely you've no use for our national humorous literature?
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_Culch._ I--er--must confess I seldom waste time over the humorous literature of _any_ nation.
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_Miss T._ I guess that accounts for your gaiety!
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There, don't you mind _me_, Mr. CULCHARD.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

accounts noun US /əˈkaʊnts/

plural of “account” — a record or narrative description of past events

From this reading “_Miss T._ I guess that accounts for your gaiety!”

confess verb US /kənˈfes/

confess to a punishable or reprehensible deed, usually under pressure

From this reading “_Culch._ I--er--must confess I seldom waste time over the humorous literature of _any_ nation.”

humorous adjective US /ˈhjuːmərəs/

full of or characterized by humor

From this reading “But likely you've no use for our national humorous literature?”

literature noun US /ˈlɪtərətʃər/

creative writing of recognized artistic value

From this reading “But likely you've no use for our national humorous literature?”

nation noun US /ˈneɪʃən/

a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading “_Culch._ I--er--must confess I seldom waste time over the humorous literature of _any_ nation.”

national adjective US /ˈnæʃənəl/

of or relating to or belonging to a nation or country

From this reading “But likely you've no use for our national humorous literature?”

seldom adverb US /ˈseldəm/

not often

From this reading “_Culch._ I--er--must confess I seldom waste time over the humorous literature of _any_ nation.”

waste noun US /weɪst/

any materials unused and rejected as worthless or unwanted

From this reading “_Culch._ I--er--must confess I seldom waste time over the humorous literature of _any_ nation.”

All words in this reading · 40

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Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading He's a book.

accountsnounUS /əˈkaʊnts/

plural of “account” — a record or narrative description of past events

From this reading _Miss T._ I guess that accounts for your gaiety!

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading _Culch._ I--er--must confess I seldom waste time over the humorous literature of _any_ nation.

booknounUS /bʊk/

a written work or composition that has been published (printed on pages bound together)

From this reading He's a book.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But likely you've no use for our national humorous literature?

confessverbUS /kənˈfes/

confess to a punishable or reprehensible deed, usually under pressure

From this reading _Culch._ I--er--must confess I seldom waste time over the humorous literature of _any_ nation.

Culch

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Culch._ I--er--must confess I seldom waste time over the humorous literature of _any_ nation.

CULCHARD

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading There, don't you mind _me_, Mr. CULCHARD.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading There, don't you mind _me_, Mr. CULCHARD.

ernounUS /ər/

a trivalent metallic element of the rare earth group; occurs with yttrium

From this reading _Culch._ I--er--must confess I seldom waste time over the humorous literature of _any_ nation.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading But likely you've no use for our national humorous literature?

gaietynoun

a gay feeling

From this reading _Miss T._ I guess that accounts for your gaiety!

guessverbUS /ɡes/

expect, believe, or suppose

From this reading _Miss T._ I guess that accounts for your gaiety!

He's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading He's a book.

humorousadjectiveUS /ˈhjuːmərəs/

full of or characterized by humor

From this reading But likely you've no use for our national humorous literature?

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading _Culch._ I--er--must confess I seldom waste time over the humorous literature of _any_ nation.

likelyadjectiveUS /ˈlaɪkli/

has a good chance of being the case or of coming about

From this reading But likely you've no use for our national humorous literature?

literaturenounUS /ˈlɪtərətʃər/

creative writing of recognized artistic value

From this reading But likely you've no use for our national humorous literature?

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading There, don't you mind _me_, Mr. CULCHARD.

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading There, don't you mind _me_, Mr. CULCHARD.

MissverbUS /mɪs/

fail to perceive or to catch with the senses or the mind

From this reading _Miss T._ I guess that accounts for your gaiety!

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading There, don't you mind _me_, Mr. CULCHARD.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading _Culch._ I--er--must confess I seldom waste time over the humorous literature of _any_ nation.

nationnounUS /ˈneɪʃən/

a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading _Culch._ I--er--must confess I seldom waste time over the humorous literature of _any_ nation.

nationaladjectiveUS /ˈnæʃənəl/

of or relating to or belonging to a nation or country

From this reading But likely you've no use for our national humorous literature?

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading But likely you've no use for our national humorous literature?

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading _Culch._ I--er--must confess I seldom waste time over the humorous literature of _any_ nation.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading But likely you've no use for our national humorous literature?

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading _Culch._ I--er--must confess I seldom waste time over the humorous literature of _any_ nation.

seldomadverbUS /ˈseldəm/

not often

From this reading _Culch._ I--er--must confess I seldom waste time over the humorous literature of _any_ nation.

TnounUS /tiː/

a base found in DNA (but not in RNA) and derived from pyrimidine; pairs with adenine

From this reading _Miss T._ I guess that accounts for your gaiety!

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading _Miss T._ I guess that accounts for your gaiety!

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _Culch._ I--er--must confess I seldom waste time over the humorous literature of _any_ nation.

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading There, don't you mind _me_, Mr. CULCHARD.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading _Culch._ I--er--must confess I seldom waste time over the humorous literature of _any_ nation.

usenounUS /juːs/

the act of using

From this reading But likely you've no use for our national humorous literature?

wastenounUS /weɪst/

any materials unused and rejected as worthless or unwanted

From this reading _Culch._ I--er--must confess I seldom waste time over the humorous literature of _any_ nation.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading There, don't you mind _me_, Mr. CULCHARD.

you've

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But likely you've no use for our national humorous literature?

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading _Miss T._ I guess that accounts for your gaiety!

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 101, November 7, 1891 by Various holds 632 sentences, grouped into 127 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 632 sentences of Punch — Volume 101, November 7, 1891, unabridged, divided into 127 reading sections.

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Vocabulary met early in Punch — Volume 101, November 7, 1891

Words and structures a reader meets early in Punch — Volume 101, November 7, 1891, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

London
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November
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Fancy
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