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Punch — Volume 101, October 3, 1891
Punch — Volume 101, October 3, 1891

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Punch — Volume 101, October 3, 1891 is here in full — 11 sentences across 3 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Listen, my Grandchildren! for you are mine, not indeed by the ridiculous accident of birth (since to speak the truth I am an unmarried old sea-dog), but by the far higher and more honourable title of having been selected by me to hear this yarn.
You know well enough that such a tale _must_ be told to grandchildren, and since you undoubtedly possessed grandparents, and have been hired at a shilling an hour to listen to me, I have every right to address you as I did.
Therefore I say, my grandchildren, attend to what I am about to relate.
You who live under the beneficent sway of the mighty Australo-Canado-Africo-Celto-Americo-Anglian Federation of Commonwealths, can have no notion of the degraded conditions under which I, your grandfather, and the rest of my miserable fellow-countrymen lived fifty years ago in the year 1892.
Naturally you have read no books of history referring to any date anterior to 1902.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Punch — Volume 101, October 3, 1891

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Punch — Volume 101, October 3, 1891 is here in full — 11 sentences across 3 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/2 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Listen, my Grandchildren! for you are mine, not indeed by the ridiculous accident of birth (since to speak the truth I am an unmarried old sea-dog), but by the far higher and more honourable title of having been selected by me to hear this yarn.
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You know well enough that such a tale _must_ be told to grandchildren, and since you undoubtedly possessed grandparents, and have been hired at a shilling an hour to listen to me, I have every right to address you as I did.
/juː noʊ wel ɪˈnʌf ðæt sʌtʃ ə teɪl mʌst biː toʊld tuː ˈɡræntʃɪldrən ənd sɪns juː ənˈdaʊtɪdli pəˈzest ˈɡrændperənts ənd hæv bɪn ˈhaɪərd æt ə ˈʃɪlɪŋ æn ˈaʊər tuː ˈlɪsən tuː miː aɪ hæv ˈevəri raɪt tuː ˈædres juː æz aɪ dɪd/
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Therefore I say, my grandchildren, attend to what I am about to relate.
/ˈðerfɔːr aɪ seɪ maɪ ˈɡræntʃɪldrən əˈtend tuː wʌt aɪ æm əˈbaʊt tuː rɪˈleɪt/
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You who live under the beneficent sway of the mighty Australo-Canado-Africo-Celto-Americo-Anglian Federation of Commonwealths, can have no notion of the degraded conditions under which I, your grandfather, and the rest of my miserable fellow-countrymen lived fifty years ago in the year 1892.
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Naturally you have read no books of history referring to any date anterior to 1902.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

anterior adjective US /ænˈtɪriər/

of or near the head end or toward the front plane of a body

From this reading “Naturally you have read no books of history referring to any date anterior to 1902.”

beneficent adjective US /ˌbenəˈfɪʃənt/

doing or producing good

From this reading “You who live under the beneficent sway of the mighty Australo-Canado-Africo-Celto-Americo-Anglian Federation of Commonwealths, can have no notion of the degraded conditions under which I, your grandfather, and the rest of my miserable fellow-countrymen lived fifty years ago in the year 1892.”

degraded adjective US /dɪˈɡreɪdəd/

unrestrained by convention or morality

From this reading “You who live under the beneficent sway of the mighty Australo-Canado-Africo-Celto-Americo-Anglian Federation of Commonwealths, can have no notion of the degraded conditions under which I, your grandfather, and the rest of my miserable fellow-countrymen lived fifty years ago in the year 1892.”

Federation noun US /ˌfedərˈeɪʃən/

an organization formed by merging several groups or parties

From this reading “You who live under the beneficent sway of the mighty Australo-Canado-Africo-Celto-Americo-Anglian Federation of Commonwealths, can have no notion of the degraded conditions under which I, your grandfather, and the rest of my miserable fellow-countrymen lived fifty years ago in the year 1892.”

grandchildren noun US /ˈɡræntʃɪldrən/

plural of “grandchild” — a child of your son or daughter

From this reading “Listen, my Grandchildren! for you are mine, not indeed by the ridiculous accident of birth (since to speak the truth I am an unmarried old sea-dog), but by the far higher and more honourable title of having been selected by me to hear this yarn.”

grandparents noun US /ˈɡrændperənts/

plural of “grandparent” — a parent of your father or mother

From this reading “You know well enough that such a tale _must_ be told to grandchildren, and since you undoubtedly possessed grandparents, and have been hired at a shilling an hour to listen to me, I have every right to address you as I did.”

unmarried adjective US /ənˈmerid/

not married or related to the unmarried state

From this reading “Listen, my Grandchildren! for you are mine, not indeed by the ridiculous accident of birth (since to speak the truth I am an unmarried old sea-dog), but by the far higher and more honourable title of having been selected by me to hear this yarn.”

yarn noun US /jɑːrn/

the act of giving an account describing incidents or a course of events

From this reading “Listen, my Grandchildren! for you are mine, not indeed by the ridiculous accident of birth (since to speak the truth I am an unmarried old sea-dog), but by the far higher and more honourable title of having been selected by me to hear this yarn.”

All words in this reading · 104

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

1892

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You who live under the beneficent sway of the mighty Australo-Canado-Africo-Celto-Americo-Anglian Federation of Commonwealths, can have no notion of the degraded conditions under which I, your grandfather, and the rest of my miserable fellow-countrymen lived fifty years ago in the year 1892.

1902

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Naturally you have read no books of history referring to any date anterior to 1902.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading You know well enough that such a tale _must_ be told to grandchildren, and since you undoubtedly possessed grandparents, and have been hired at a shilling an hour to listen to me, I have every right to address you as I did.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading Therefore I say, my grandchildren, attend to what I am about to relate.

accidentnounUS /ˈæksədənt/

an unfortunate mishap; especially one causing damage or injury

From this reading Listen, my Grandchildren! for you are mine, not indeed by the ridiculous accident of birth (since to speak the truth I am an unmarried old sea-dog), but by the far higher and more honourable title of having been selected by me to hear this yarn.

addressverbUS /ˈædres/

speak to

From this reading You know well enough that such a tale _must_ be told to grandchildren, and since you undoubtedly possessed grandparents, and have been hired at a shilling an hour to listen to me, I have every right to address you as I did.

agoadverbUS /əˈɡoʊ/

in the past

From this reading You who live under the beneficent sway of the mighty Australo-Canado-Africo-Celto-Americo-Anglian Federation of Commonwealths, can have no notion of the degraded conditions under which I, your grandfather, and the rest of my miserable fellow-countrymen lived fifty years ago in the year 1892.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading Listen, my Grandchildren! for you are mine, not indeed by the ridiculous accident of birth (since to speak the truth I am an unmarried old sea-dog), but by the far higher and more honourable title of having been selected by me to hear this yarn.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading Listen, my Grandchildren! for you are mine, not indeed by the ridiculous accident of birth (since to speak the truth I am an unmarried old sea-dog), but by the far higher and more honourable title of having been selected by me to hear this yarn.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Listen, my Grandchildren! for you are mine, not indeed by the ridiculous accident of birth (since to speak the truth I am an unmarried old sea-dog), but by the far higher and more honourable title of having been selected by me to hear this yarn.

anterioradjectiveUS /ænˈtɪriər/

of or near the head end or toward the front plane of a body

From this reading Naturally you have read no books of history referring to any date anterior to 1902.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading Naturally you have read no books of history referring to any date anterior to 1902.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Listen, my Grandchildren! for you are mine, not indeed by the ridiculous accident of birth (since to speak the truth I am an unmarried old sea-dog), but by the far higher and more honourable title of having been selected by me to hear this yarn.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading You know well enough that such a tale _must_ be told to grandchildren, and since you undoubtedly possessed grandparents, and have been hired at a shilling an hour to listen to me, I have every right to address you as I did.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading You know well enough that such a tale _must_ be told to grandchildren, and since you undoubtedly possessed grandparents, and have been hired at a shilling an hour to listen to me, I have every right to address you as I did.

attendverbUS /əˈtend/

be present at (meetings, church services, university), etc.

From this reading Therefore I say, my grandchildren, attend to what I am about to relate.

Australo-Canado-Africo-Celto-Americo-Anglian

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You who live under the beneficent sway of the mighty Australo-Canado-Africo-Celto-Americo-Anglian Federation of Commonwealths, can have no notion of the degraded conditions under which I, your grandfather, and the rest of my miserable fellow-countrymen lived fifty years ago in the year 1892.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading You know well enough that such a tale _must_ be told to grandchildren, and since you undoubtedly possessed grandparents, and have been hired at a shilling an hour to listen to me, I have every right to address you as I did.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading Listen, my Grandchildren! for you are mine, not indeed by the ridiculous accident of birth (since to speak the truth I am an unmarried old sea-dog), but by the far higher and more honourable title of having been selected by me to hear this yarn.

beneficentadjectiveUS /ˌbenəˈfɪʃənt/

doing or producing good

From this reading You who live under the beneficent sway of the mighty Australo-Canado-Africo-Celto-Americo-Anglian Federation of Commonwealths, can have no notion of the degraded conditions under which I, your grandfather, and the rest of my miserable fellow-countrymen lived fifty years ago in the year 1892.

birthnounUS /bɜːrθ/

the time when something begins (especially life)

From this reading Listen, my Grandchildren! for you are mine, not indeed by the ridiculous accident of birth (since to speak the truth I am an unmarried old sea-dog), but by the far higher and more honourable title of having been selected by me to hear this yarn.

booksnounUS /bʊks/

Bound written or printed works.

From this reading Naturally you have read no books of history referring to any date anterior to 1902.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Listen, my Grandchildren! for you are mine, not indeed by the ridiculous accident of birth (since to speak the truth I am an unmarried old sea-dog), but by the far higher and more honourable title of having been selected by me to hear this yarn.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Listen, my Grandchildren! for you are mine, not indeed by the ridiculous accident of birth (since to speak the truth I am an unmarried old sea-dog), but by the far higher and more honourable title of having been selected by me to hear this yarn.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading You who live under the beneficent sway of the mighty Australo-Canado-Africo-Celto-Americo-Anglian Federation of Commonwealths, can have no notion of the degraded conditions under which I, your grandfather, and the rest of my miserable fellow-countrymen lived fifty years ago in the year 1892.

Commonwealths

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You who live under the beneficent sway of the mighty Australo-Canado-Africo-Celto-Americo-Anglian Federation of Commonwealths, can have no notion of the degraded conditions under which I, your grandfather, and the rest of my miserable fellow-countrymen lived fifty years ago in the year 1892.

conditionsnounUS /kənˈdɪʃənz/

the prevailing context that influences the performance or the outcome of a process

From this reading You who live under the beneficent sway of the mighty Australo-Canado-Africo-Celto-Americo-Anglian Federation of Commonwealths, can have no notion of the degraded conditions under which I, your grandfather, and the rest of my miserable fellow-countrymen lived fifty years ago in the year 1892.

datenounUS /deɪt/

the specified day of the month

From this reading Naturally you have read no books of history referring to any date anterior to 1902.

degradedadjectiveUS /dɪˈɡreɪdəd/

unrestrained by convention or morality

From this reading You who live under the beneficent sway of the mighty Australo-Canado-Africo-Celto-Americo-Anglian Federation of Commonwealths, can have no notion of the degraded conditions under which I, your grandfather, and the rest of my miserable fellow-countrymen lived fifty years ago in the year 1892.

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading You know well enough that such a tale _must_ be told to grandchildren, and since you undoubtedly possessed grandparents, and have been hired at a shilling an hour to listen to me, I have every right to address you as I did.

enoughnounUS /ɪˈnʌf/

an adequate quantity; a quantity that is large enough to achieve a purpose

From this reading You know well enough that such a tale _must_ be told to grandchildren, and since you undoubtedly possessed grandparents, and have been hired at a shilling an hour to listen to me, I have every right to address you as I did.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading You know well enough that such a tale _must_ be told to grandchildren, and since you undoubtedly possessed grandparents, and have been hired at a shilling an hour to listen to me, I have every right to address you as I did.

faradverbUS /fɑːr/

to a considerable degree; very much

From this reading Listen, my Grandchildren! for you are mine, not indeed by the ridiculous accident of birth (since to speak the truth I am an unmarried old sea-dog), but by the far higher and more honourable title of having been selected by me to hear this yarn.

FederationnounUS /ˌfedərˈeɪʃən/

an organization formed by merging several groups or parties

From this reading You who live under the beneficent sway of the mighty Australo-Canado-Africo-Celto-Americo-Anglian Federation of Commonwealths, can have no notion of the degraded conditions under which I, your grandfather, and the rest of my miserable fellow-countrymen lived fifty years ago in the year 1892.

fellow-countrymen

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You who live under the beneficent sway of the mighty Australo-Canado-Africo-Celto-Americo-Anglian Federation of Commonwealths, can have no notion of the degraded conditions under which I, your grandfather, and the rest of my miserable fellow-countrymen lived fifty years ago in the year 1892.

fiftynounUS /ˈfɪfti/

the cardinal number that is the product of ten and five

From this reading You who live under the beneficent sway of the mighty Australo-Canado-Africo-Celto-Americo-Anglian Federation of Commonwealths, can have no notion of the degraded conditions under which I, your grandfather, and the rest of my miserable fellow-countrymen lived fifty years ago in the year 1892.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Listen, my Grandchildren! for you are mine, not indeed by the ridiculous accident of birth (since to speak the truth I am an unmarried old sea-dog), but by the far higher and more honourable title of having been selected by me to hear this yarn.

GrandchildrennounUS /ˈɡræntʃɪldrən/

plural of “grandchild” — a child of your son or daughter

From this reading Listen, my Grandchildren! for you are mine, not indeed by the ridiculous accident of birth (since to speak the truth I am an unmarried old sea-dog), but by the far higher and more honourable title of having been selected by me to hear this yarn.

grandfathernounUS /ˈɡrændfɑːðər/

the father of your father or mother

From this reading You who live under the beneficent sway of the mighty Australo-Canado-Africo-Celto-Americo-Anglian Federation of Commonwealths, can have no notion of the degraded conditions under which I, your grandfather, and the rest of my miserable fellow-countrymen lived fifty years ago in the year 1892.

grandparentsnounUS /ˈɡrændperənts/

plural of “grandparent” — a parent of your father or mother

From this reading You know well enough that such a tale _must_ be told to grandchildren, and since you undoubtedly possessed grandparents, and have been hired at a shilling an hour to listen to me, I have every right to address you as I did.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading You know well enough that such a tale _must_ be told to grandchildren, and since you undoubtedly possessed grandparents, and have been hired at a shilling an hour to listen to me, I have every right to address you as I did.

havingauxiliary verbUS /ˈhævɪŋ/

the -ing form of “have”

From this reading Listen, my Grandchildren! for you are mine, not indeed by the ridiculous accident of birth (since to speak the truth I am an unmarried old sea-dog), but by the far higher and more honourable title of having been selected by me to hear this yarn.

hearverbUS /hiːr/

perceive (sound) via the auditory sense

From this reading Listen, my Grandchildren! for you are mine, not indeed by the ridiculous accident of birth (since to speak the truth I am an unmarried old sea-dog), but by the far higher and more honourable title of having been selected by me to hear this yarn.

higheradjectiveUS /ˈhaɪər/

advanced in complexity or elaboration

From this reading Listen, my Grandchildren! for you are mine, not indeed by the ridiculous accident of birth (since to speak the truth I am an unmarried old sea-dog), but by the far higher and more honourable title of having been selected by me to hear this yarn.

hiredadjectiveUS /ˈhaɪərd/

having services engaged for a fee

From this reading You know well enough that such a tale _must_ be told to grandchildren, and since you undoubtedly possessed grandparents, and have been hired at a shilling an hour to listen to me, I have every right to address you as I did.

historynounUS /ˈhɪstəri/

the aggregate of past events

From this reading Naturally you have read no books of history referring to any date anterior to 1902.

honourableadjectiveUS /ˈɑːnərəbəl/

worthy of being honored; entitled to honor and respect

From this reading Listen, my Grandchildren! for you are mine, not indeed by the ridiculous accident of birth (since to speak the truth I am an unmarried old sea-dog), but by the far higher and more honourable title of having been selected by me to hear this yarn.

hournounUS /ˈaʊər/

a period of time equal to 1/24th of a day

From this reading You know well enough that such a tale _must_ be told to grandchildren, and since you undoubtedly possessed grandparents, and have been hired at a shilling an hour to listen to me, I have every right to address you as I did.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Listen, my Grandchildren! for you are mine, not indeed by the ridiculous accident of birth (since to speak the truth I am an unmarried old sea-dog), but by the far higher and more honourable title of having been selected by me to hear this yarn.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading You who live under the beneficent sway of the mighty Australo-Canado-Africo-Celto-Americo-Anglian Federation of Commonwealths, can have no notion of the degraded conditions under which I, your grandfather, and the rest of my miserable fellow-countrymen lived fifty years ago in the year 1892.

indeedadverbUS /ˌɪnˈdiːd/

in truth (often tends to intensify)

From this reading Listen, my Grandchildren! for you are mine, not indeed by the ridiculous accident of birth (since to speak the truth I am an unmarried old sea-dog), but by the far higher and more honourable title of having been selected by me to hear this yarn.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading You know well enough that such a tale _must_ be told to grandchildren, and since you undoubtedly possessed grandparents, and have been hired at a shilling an hour to listen to me, I have every right to address you as I did.

ListenverbUS /ˈlɪsən/

hear with intention

From this reading Listen, my Grandchildren! for you are mine, not indeed by the ridiculous accident of birth (since to speak the truth I am an unmarried old sea-dog), but by the far higher and more honourable title of having been selected by me to hear this yarn.

liveverbUS /laɪv/

be an inhabitant of or reside in

From this reading You who live under the beneficent sway of the mighty Australo-Canado-Africo-Celto-Americo-Anglian Federation of Commonwealths, can have no notion of the degraded conditions under which I, your grandfather, and the rest of my miserable fellow-countrymen lived fifty years ago in the year 1892.

livedverbUS /lɪvd/

past form of “live” — be an inhabitant of or reside in

From this reading You who live under the beneficent sway of the mighty Australo-Canado-Africo-Celto-Americo-Anglian Federation of Commonwealths, can have no notion of the degraded conditions under which I, your grandfather, and the rest of my miserable fellow-countrymen lived fifty years ago in the year 1892.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Listen, my Grandchildren! for you are mine, not indeed by the ridiculous accident of birth (since to speak the truth I am an unmarried old sea-dog), but by the far higher and more honourable title of having been selected by me to hear this yarn.

mightyadjectiveUS /ˈmaɪti/

having or showing great strength or force or intensity

From this reading You who live under the beneficent sway of the mighty Australo-Canado-Africo-Celto-Americo-Anglian Federation of Commonwealths, can have no notion of the degraded conditions under which I, your grandfather, and the rest of my miserable fellow-countrymen lived fifty years ago in the year 1892.

minepronounUS /maɪn/

the one or ones belonging to the person speaking

From this reading Listen, my Grandchildren! for you are mine, not indeed by the ridiculous accident of birth (since to speak the truth I am an unmarried old sea-dog), but by the far higher and more honourable title of having been selected by me to hear this yarn.

miserableadjectiveUS /ˈmɪzərəbəl/

very unhappy; full of misery

From this reading You who live under the beneficent sway of the mighty Australo-Canado-Africo-Celto-Americo-Anglian Federation of Commonwealths, can have no notion of the degraded conditions under which I, your grandfather, and the rest of my miserable fellow-countrymen lived fifty years ago in the year 1892.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading Listen, my Grandchildren! for you are mine, not indeed by the ridiculous accident of birth (since to speak the truth I am an unmarried old sea-dog), but by the far higher and more honourable title of having been selected by me to hear this yarn.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading You know well enough that such a tale _must_ be told to grandchildren, and since you undoubtedly possessed grandparents, and have been hired at a shilling an hour to listen to me, I have every right to address you as I did.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading Listen, my Grandchildren! for you are mine, not indeed by the ridiculous accident of birth (since to speak the truth I am an unmarried old sea-dog), but by the far higher and more honourable title of having been selected by me to hear this yarn.

NaturallyadverbUS /ˈnætʃərəli/

as might be expected

From this reading Naturally you have read no books of history referring to any date anterior to 1902.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading You who live under the beneficent sway of the mighty Australo-Canado-Africo-Celto-Americo-Anglian Federation of Commonwealths, can have no notion of the degraded conditions under which I, your grandfather, and the rest of my miserable fellow-countrymen lived fifty years ago in the year 1892.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Listen, my Grandchildren! for you are mine, not indeed by the ridiculous accident of birth (since to speak the truth I am an unmarried old sea-dog), but by the far higher and more honourable title of having been selected by me to hear this yarn.

notionnounUS /ˈnoʊʃən/

a vague idea in which some confidence is placed

From this reading You who live under the beneficent sway of the mighty Australo-Canado-Africo-Celto-Americo-Anglian Federation of Commonwealths, can have no notion of the degraded conditions under which I, your grandfather, and the rest of my miserable fellow-countrymen lived fifty years ago in the year 1892.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Listen, my Grandchildren! for you are mine, not indeed by the ridiculous accident of birth (since to speak the truth I am an unmarried old sea-dog), but by the far higher and more honourable title of having been selected by me to hear this yarn.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading Listen, my Grandchildren! for you are mine, not indeed by the ridiculous accident of birth (since to speak the truth I am an unmarried old sea-dog), but by the far higher and more honourable title of having been selected by me to hear this yarn.

possessedadjectiveUS /pəˈzest/

influenced or controlled by a powerful force such as a strong emotion

From this reading You know well enough that such a tale _must_ be told to grandchildren, and since you undoubtedly possessed grandparents, and have been hired at a shilling an hour to listen to me, I have every right to address you as I did.

readverbUS /red/

interpret something that is written or printed

From this reading Naturally you have read no books of history referring to any date anterior to 1902.

referringverbUS /rɪˈfɜːrɪŋ/

inflected form of “refer” — make reference to

From this reading Naturally you have read no books of history referring to any date anterior to 1902.

relateverbUS /rɪˈleɪt/

make a logical or causal connection

From this reading Therefore I say, my grandchildren, attend to what I am about to relate.

restverbUS /rest/

not move; be in a resting position

From this reading You who live under the beneficent sway of the mighty Australo-Canado-Africo-Celto-Americo-Anglian Federation of Commonwealths, can have no notion of the degraded conditions under which I, your grandfather, and the rest of my miserable fellow-countrymen lived fifty years ago in the year 1892.

ridiculousadjectiveUS /rɪˈdɪkjələs/

inspiring scornful pity

From this reading Listen, my Grandchildren! for you are mine, not indeed by the ridiculous accident of birth (since to speak the truth I am an unmarried old sea-dog), but by the far higher and more honourable title of having been selected by me to hear this yarn.

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading You know well enough that such a tale _must_ be told to grandchildren, and since you undoubtedly possessed grandparents, and have been hired at a shilling an hour to listen to me, I have every right to address you as I did.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading Therefore I say, my grandchildren, attend to what I am about to relate.

sea-dog

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Listen, my Grandchildren! for you are mine, not indeed by the ridiculous accident of birth (since to speak the truth I am an unmarried old sea-dog), but by the far higher and more honourable title of having been selected by me to hear this yarn.

selectedadjectiveUS /səˈlektɪd/

chosen in preference to another

From this reading Listen, my Grandchildren! for you are mine, not indeed by the ridiculous accident of birth (since to speak the truth I am an unmarried old sea-dog), but by the far higher and more honourable title of having been selected by me to hear this yarn.

shillingnounUS /ˈʃɪlɪŋ/

the basic unit of money in Uganda; equal to 100 cents

From this reading You know well enough that such a tale _must_ be told to grandchildren, and since you undoubtedly possessed grandparents, and have been hired at a shilling an hour to listen to me, I have every right to address you as I did.

sinceprepositionUS /sɪns/

from a time in the past until now

From this reading Listen, my Grandchildren! for you are mine, not indeed by the ridiculous accident of birth (since to speak the truth I am an unmarried old sea-dog), but by the far higher and more honourable title of having been selected by me to hear this yarn.

speakverbUS /spiːk/

express in speech

From this reading Listen, my Grandchildren! for you are mine, not indeed by the ridiculous accident of birth (since to speak the truth I am an unmarried old sea-dog), but by the far higher and more honourable title of having been selected by me to hear this yarn.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading You know well enough that such a tale _must_ be told to grandchildren, and since you undoubtedly possessed grandparents, and have been hired at a shilling an hour to listen to me, I have every right to address you as I did.

swayverbUS /sweɪ/

move back and forth or sideways

From this reading You who live under the beneficent sway of the mighty Australo-Canado-Africo-Celto-Americo-Anglian Federation of Commonwealths, can have no notion of the degraded conditions under which I, your grandfather, and the rest of my miserable fellow-countrymen lived fifty years ago in the year 1892.

talenounUS /teɪl/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading You know well enough that such a tale _must_ be told to grandchildren, and since you undoubtedly possessed grandparents, and have been hired at a shilling an hour to listen to me, I have every right to address you as I did.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading You know well enough that such a tale _must_ be told to grandchildren, and since you undoubtedly possessed grandparents, and have been hired at a shilling an hour to listen to me, I have every right to address you as I did.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Listen, my Grandchildren! for you are mine, not indeed by the ridiculous accident of birth (since to speak the truth I am an unmarried old sea-dog), but by the far higher and more honourable title of having been selected by me to hear this yarn.

ThereforeadverbUS /ˈðerfɔːr/

for that reason; as a result

From this reading Therefore I say, my grandchildren, attend to what I am about to relate.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Listen, my Grandchildren! for you are mine, not indeed by the ridiculous accident of birth (since to speak the truth I am an unmarried old sea-dog), but by the far higher and more honourable title of having been selected by me to hear this yarn.

titlenounUS /ˈtaɪtəl/

a heading that names a statute or legislative bill; may give a brief summary of the matters it deals with

From this reading Listen, my Grandchildren! for you are mine, not indeed by the ridiculous accident of birth (since to speak the truth I am an unmarried old sea-dog), but by the far higher and more honourable title of having been selected by me to hear this yarn.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Listen, my Grandchildren! for you are mine, not indeed by the ridiculous accident of birth (since to speak the truth I am an unmarried old sea-dog), but by the far higher and more honourable title of having been selected by me to hear this yarn.

toldverbUS /toʊld/

inflected form of “tell” — express in words

From this reading You know well enough that such a tale _must_ be told to grandchildren, and since you undoubtedly possessed grandparents, and have been hired at a shilling an hour to listen to me, I have every right to address you as I did.

truthnounUS /truːθ/

a fact that has been verified

From this reading Listen, my Grandchildren! for you are mine, not indeed by the ridiculous accident of birth (since to speak the truth I am an unmarried old sea-dog), but by the far higher and more honourable title of having been selected by me to hear this yarn.

underprepositionUS /ˈʌndər/

below or beneath something; less than

From this reading You who live under the beneficent sway of the mighty Australo-Canado-Africo-Celto-Americo-Anglian Federation of Commonwealths, can have no notion of the degraded conditions under which I, your grandfather, and the rest of my miserable fellow-countrymen lived fifty years ago in the year 1892.

undoubtedlyadverbUS /ənˈdaʊtɪdli/

without doubt; certainly

From this reading You know well enough that such a tale _must_ be told to grandchildren, and since you undoubtedly possessed grandparents, and have been hired at a shilling an hour to listen to me, I have every right to address you as I did.

unmarriedadjectiveUS /ənˈmerid/

not married or related to the unmarried state

From this reading Listen, my Grandchildren! for you are mine, not indeed by the ridiculous accident of birth (since to speak the truth I am an unmarried old sea-dog), but by the far higher and more honourable title of having been selected by me to hear this yarn.

welladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading You know well enough that such a tale _must_ be told to grandchildren, and since you undoubtedly possessed grandparents, and have been hired at a shilling an hour to listen to me, I have every right to address you as I did.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading Therefore I say, my grandchildren, attend to what I am about to relate.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading You who live under the beneficent sway of the mighty Australo-Canado-Africo-Celto-Americo-Anglian Federation of Commonwealths, can have no notion of the degraded conditions under which I, your grandfather, and the rest of my miserable fellow-countrymen lived fifty years ago in the year 1892.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading You who live under the beneficent sway of the mighty Australo-Canado-Africo-Celto-Americo-Anglian Federation of Commonwealths, can have no notion of the degraded conditions under which I, your grandfather, and the rest of my miserable fellow-countrymen lived fifty years ago in the year 1892.

yarnnounUS /jɑːrn/

the act of giving an account describing incidents or a course of events

From this reading Listen, my Grandchildren! for you are mine, not indeed by the ridiculous accident of birth (since to speak the truth I am an unmarried old sea-dog), but by the far higher and more honourable title of having been selected by me to hear this yarn.

yearnounUS /jɪr/

a period of time containing 365 (or 366) days

From this reading You who live under the beneficent sway of the mighty Australo-Canado-Africo-Celto-Americo-Anglian Federation of Commonwealths, can have no notion of the degraded conditions under which I, your grandfather, and the rest of my miserable fellow-countrymen lived fifty years ago in the year 1892.

yearsnounUS /jɪrz/

a late time of life

From this reading You who live under the beneficent sway of the mighty Australo-Canado-Africo-Celto-Americo-Anglian Federation of Commonwealths, can have no notion of the degraded conditions under which I, your grandfather, and the rest of my miserable fellow-countrymen lived fifty years ago in the year 1892.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Listen, my Grandchildren! for you are mine, not indeed by the ridiculous accident of birth (since to speak the truth I am an unmarried old sea-dog), but by the far higher and more honourable title of having been selected by me to hear this yarn.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading You who live under the beneficent sway of the mighty Australo-Canado-Africo-Celto-Americo-Anglian Federation of Commonwealths, can have no notion of the degraded conditions under which I, your grandfather, and the rest of my miserable fellow-countrymen lived fifty years ago in the year 1892.

Chapter 2 of Punch — Volume 101, October 3, 1891 by Various holds 11 sentences, grouped into 3 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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