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Punch — Volume 101, September 26, 1891
Punch — Volume 101, September 26, 1891

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 101, September 26, 1891 is here in full — 716 sentences across 144 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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THE WAITERS' STRIKE.
(_AT THE NAVAL EXHIBITION._) The German Waiter waxeth fat; he grows exceeding proud; He is a shade more kicksome than can fairly be allowed.
The British Press goes out to dine--the Teuton, they relate, Throws down his napkin like a gage, and swears he will not wait.
Now there are many proverbs--some are good and some are not-- But the Teuton was misled who cried, "Strike while the _entrée_'s hot!"
Like readers with no book-marks, all the rebels lost their place, And vanished out of Chelsea in their dress-suits and disgrace.
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Punch — Volume 101, September 26, 1891

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 101, September 26, 1891 is here in full — 716 sentences across 144 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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THE WAITERS' STRIKE.
/ðə ˈweɪtərz straɪk/
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(_AT THE NAVAL EXHIBITION._) The German Waiter waxeth fat; he grows exceeding proud; He is a shade more kicksome than can fairly be allowed.
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The British Press goes out to dine--the Teuton, they relate, Throws down his napkin like a gage, and swears he will not wait.
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Now there are many proverbs--some are good and some are not-- But the Teuton was misled who cried, "Strike while the _entrée_'s hot!"
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Like readers with no book-marks, all the rebels lost their place, And vanished out of Chelsea in their dress-suits and disgrace.

Learner Dictionary

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gage noun US /ɡeɪdʒ/

street names for marijuana

From this reading “The British Press goes out to dine--the Teuton, they relate, Throws down his napkin like a gage, and swears he will not wait.”

misled verb US /mɪˈsled/

inflected form of “mislead” — lead someone in the wrong direction or give someone wrong directions

From this reading “Now there are many proverbs--some are good and some are not-- But the Teuton was misled who cried, "Strike while the _entrée_'s hot!"”

napkin noun US /ˈnæpkɪn/

a small piece of table linen that is used to wipe the mouth and to cover the lap in order to protect clothing

From this reading “The British Press goes out to dine--the Teuton, they relate, Throws down his napkin like a gage, and swears he will not wait.”

naval adjective US /ˈneɪvəl/

connected with or belonging to or used in a navy

From this reading “(_AT THE NAVAL EXHIBITION._) The German Waiter waxeth fat; he grows exceeding proud; He is a shade more kicksome than can fairly be allowed.”

proverbs noun US /ˈprɑːvərbz/

an Old Testament book consisting of proverbs from various Israeli sages (including Solomon)

From this reading “Now there are many proverbs--some are good and some are not-- But the Teuton was misled who cried, "Strike while the _entrée_'s hot!"”

rebels noun US /ˈrebəlz/

plural of “rebel” — “Johnny” was applied as a nickname for Confederate soldiers by the Federal soldiers in the American Civil War; “greyback” derived from their grey Confederate uniforms

From this reading “Like readers with no book-marks, all the rebels lost their place, And vanished out of Chelsea in their dress-suits and disgrace.”

swears verb US /swerz/

third-person singular of “swear” — utter obscenities or profanities

From this reading “The British Press goes out to dine--the Teuton, they relate, Throws down his napkin like a gage, and swears he will not wait.”

waiters noun US /ˈweɪtərz/

plural of “waiter” — a person whose occupation is to serve at table (as in a restaurant)

From this reading “THE WAITERS' STRIKE.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading (_AT THE NAVAL EXHIBITION._) The German Waiter waxeth fat; he grows exceeding proud; He is a shade more kicksome than can fairly be allowed.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Like readers with no book-marks, all the rebels lost their place, And vanished out of Chelsea in their dress-suits and disgrace.

allowedverbUS /əˈlaʊd/

past form of “allow” — make it possible through a specific action or lack of action for something to happen

From this reading (_AT THE NAVAL EXHIBITION._) The German Waiter waxeth fat; he grows exceeding proud; He is a shade more kicksome than can fairly be allowed.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The British Press goes out to dine--the Teuton, they relate, Throws down his napkin like a gage, and swears he will not wait.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Now there are many proverbs--some are good and some are not-- But the Teuton was misled who cried, "Strike while the _entrée_'s hot!"

ATprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading (_AT THE NAVAL EXHIBITION._) The German Waiter waxeth fat; he grows exceeding proud; He is a shade more kicksome than can fairly be allowed.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading (_AT THE NAVAL EXHIBITION._) The German Waiter waxeth fat; he grows exceeding proud; He is a shade more kicksome than can fairly be allowed.

book-marks

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From this reading Like readers with no book-marks, all the rebels lost their place, And vanished out of Chelsea in their dress-suits and disgrace.

BritishnounUS /ˈbrɪtɪʃ/

the people of Great Britain

From this reading The British Press goes out to dine--the Teuton, they relate, Throws down his napkin like a gage, and swears he will not wait.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Now there are many proverbs--some are good and some are not-- But the Teuton was misled who cried, "Strike while the _entrée_'s hot!"

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading (_AT THE NAVAL EXHIBITION._) The German Waiter waxeth fat; he grows exceeding proud; He is a shade more kicksome than can fairly be allowed.

Chelsea

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From this reading Like readers with no book-marks, all the rebels lost their place, And vanished out of Chelsea in their dress-suits and disgrace.

criedverbUS /kraɪd/

inflected form of “cry” — utter a sudden loud cry

From this reading Now there are many proverbs--some are good and some are not-- But the Teuton was misled who cried, "Strike while the _entrée_'s hot!"

dineverbUS /daɪn/

have supper; eat dinner

From this reading The British Press goes out to dine--the Teuton, they relate, Throws down his napkin like a gage, and swears he will not wait.

disgraceverbUS /dɪsˈɡreɪs/

bring shame or dishonor upon

From this reading Like readers with no book-marks, all the rebels lost their place, And vanished out of Chelsea in their dress-suits and disgrace.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading The British Press goes out to dine--the Teuton, they relate, Throws down his napkin like a gage, and swears he will not wait.

dress-suits

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Like readers with no book-marks, all the rebels lost their place, And vanished out of Chelsea in their dress-suits and disgrace.

entrée

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Now there are many proverbs--some are good and some are not-- But the Teuton was misled who cried, "Strike while the _entrée_'s hot!"

exceedingadjectiveUS /ɪkˈsiːdɪŋ/

far beyond what is usual in magnitude or degree

From this reading (_AT THE NAVAL EXHIBITION._) The German Waiter waxeth fat; he grows exceeding proud; He is a shade more kicksome than can fairly be allowed.

EXHIBITIONnounUS /ˌeksəˈbɪʃən/

the act of exhibiting

From this reading (_AT THE NAVAL EXHIBITION._) The German Waiter waxeth fat; he grows exceeding proud; He is a shade more kicksome than can fairly be allowed.

fairlyadverbUS /ˈferli/

to certain extent or degree

From this reading (_AT THE NAVAL EXHIBITION._) The German Waiter waxeth fat; he grows exceeding proud; He is a shade more kicksome than can fairly be allowed.

fatadjectiveUS /fæt/

having an (over)abundance of flesh

From this reading (_AT THE NAVAL EXHIBITION._) The German Waiter waxeth fat; he grows exceeding proud; He is a shade more kicksome than can fairly be allowed.

gagenounUS /ɡeɪdʒ/

street names for marijuana

From this reading The British Press goes out to dine--the Teuton, they relate, Throws down his napkin like a gage, and swears he will not wait.

GermannounUS /ˈdʒɜːrmən/

a person of German nationality

From this reading (_AT THE NAVAL EXHIBITION._) The German Waiter waxeth fat; he grows exceeding proud; He is a shade more kicksome than can fairly be allowed.

goesnounUS /ɡoʊz/

plural of “go” — a time period for working (after which you will be relieved by someone else)

From this reading The British Press goes out to dine--the Teuton, they relate, Throws down his napkin like a gage, and swears he will not wait.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading Now there are many proverbs--some are good and some are not-- But the Teuton was misled who cried, "Strike while the _entrée_'s hot!"

growsverbUS /ɡroʊz/

third-person singular of “grow” — pass into a condition gradually, take on a specific property or attribute; become

From this reading (_AT THE NAVAL EXHIBITION._) The German Waiter waxeth fat; he grows exceeding proud; He is a shade more kicksome than can fairly be allowed.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading (_AT THE NAVAL EXHIBITION._) The German Waiter waxeth fat; he grows exceeding proud; He is a shade more kicksome than can fairly be allowed.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading The British Press goes out to dine--the Teuton, they relate, Throws down his napkin like a gage, and swears he will not wait.

hotadjectiveUS /hɑːt/

used of physical heat; having a high or higher than desirable temperature or giving off heat or feeling or causing a sensation of heat or burning

From this reading Now there are many proverbs--some are good and some are not-- But the Teuton was misled who cried, "Strike while the _entrée_'s hot!"

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Like readers with no book-marks, all the rebels lost their place, And vanished out of Chelsea in their dress-suits and disgrace.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading (_AT THE NAVAL EXHIBITION._) The German Waiter waxeth fat; he grows exceeding proud; He is a shade more kicksome than can fairly be allowed.

kicksome

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading (_AT THE NAVAL EXHIBITION._) The German Waiter waxeth fat; he grows exceeding proud; He is a shade more kicksome than can fairly be allowed.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading The British Press goes out to dine--the Teuton, they relate, Throws down his napkin like a gage, and swears he will not wait.

lostadjectiveUS /lɔːst/

no longer in your possession or control; unable to be found or recovered

From this reading Like readers with no book-marks, all the rebels lost their place, And vanished out of Chelsea in their dress-suits and disgrace.

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading Now there are many proverbs--some are good and some are not-- But the Teuton was misled who cried, "Strike while the _entrée_'s hot!"

misledverbUS /mɪˈsled/

inflected form of “mislead” — lead someone in the wrong direction or give someone wrong directions

From this reading Now there are many proverbs--some are good and some are not-- But the Teuton was misled who cried, "Strike while the _entrée_'s hot!"

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading (_AT THE NAVAL EXHIBITION._) The German Waiter waxeth fat; he grows exceeding proud; He is a shade more kicksome than can fairly be allowed.

napkinnounUS /ˈnæpkɪn/

a small piece of table linen that is used to wipe the mouth and to cover the lap in order to protect clothing

From this reading The British Press goes out to dine--the Teuton, they relate, Throws down his napkin like a gage, and swears he will not wait.

NAVALadjectiveUS /ˈneɪvəl/

connected with or belonging to or used in a navy

From this reading (_AT THE NAVAL EXHIBITION._) The German Waiter waxeth fat; he grows exceeding proud; He is a shade more kicksome than can fairly be allowed.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading Like readers with no book-marks, all the rebels lost their place, And vanished out of Chelsea in their dress-suits and disgrace.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading The British Press goes out to dine--the Teuton, they relate, Throws down his napkin like a gage, and swears he will not wait.

NowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading Now there are many proverbs--some are good and some are not-- But the Teuton was misled who cried, "Strike while the _entrée_'s hot!"

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Like readers with no book-marks, all the rebels lost their place, And vanished out of Chelsea in their dress-suits and disgrace.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading The British Press goes out to dine--the Teuton, they relate, Throws down his napkin like a gage, and swears he will not wait.

placenounUS /pleɪs/

a point located with respect to surface features of some region

From this reading Like readers with no book-marks, all the rebels lost their place, And vanished out of Chelsea in their dress-suits and disgrace.

PressverbUS /pres/

exert pressure or force to or upon

From this reading The British Press goes out to dine--the Teuton, they relate, Throws down his napkin like a gage, and swears he will not wait.

proudadjectiveUS /praʊd/

feeling self-respect or pleasure in something by which you measure your self-worth; or being a reason for pride

From this reading (_AT THE NAVAL EXHIBITION._) The German Waiter waxeth fat; he grows exceeding proud; He is a shade more kicksome than can fairly be allowed.

proverbsnounUS /ˈprɑːvərbz/

an Old Testament book consisting of proverbs from various Israeli sages (including Solomon)

From this reading Now there are many proverbs--some are good and some are not-- But the Teuton was misled who cried, "Strike while the _entrée_'s hot!"

readersnounUS /ˈriːdərz/

plural of “reader” — a person who enjoys reading

From this reading Like readers with no book-marks, all the rebels lost their place, And vanished out of Chelsea in their dress-suits and disgrace.

rebelsnounUS /ˈrebəlz/

plural of “rebel” — “Johnny” was applied as a nickname for Confederate soldiers by the Federal soldiers in the American Civil War; “greyback” derived from their grey Confederate uniforms

From this reading Like readers with no book-marks, all the rebels lost their place, And vanished out of Chelsea in their dress-suits and disgrace.

relateverbUS /rɪˈleɪt/

make a logical or causal connection

From this reading The British Press goes out to dine--the Teuton, they relate, Throws down his napkin like a gage, and swears he will not wait.

snounUS /es/

1/60 of a minute; the basic unit of time adopted under the Systeme International d'Unites

From this reading Now there are many proverbs--some are good and some are not-- But the Teuton was misled who cried, "Strike while the _entrée_'s hot!"

shadenounUS /ʃeɪd/

relative darkness caused by light rays being intercepted by an opaque body

From this reading (_AT THE NAVAL EXHIBITION._) The German Waiter waxeth fat; he grows exceeding proud; He is a shade more kicksome than can fairly be allowed.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading Now there are many proverbs--some are good and some are not-- But the Teuton was misled who cried, "Strike while the _entrée_'s hot!"

STRIKEverbUS /straɪk/

deliver a sharp blow, as with the hand, fist, or weapon

From this reading THE WAITERS' STRIKE.

swearsverbUS /swerz/

third-person singular of “swear” — utter obscenities or profanities

From this reading The British Press goes out to dine--the Teuton, they relate, Throws down his napkin like a gage, and swears he will not wait.

Teutonnoun

someone (especially a German) who speaks a Germanic language

From this reading The British Press goes out to dine--the Teuton, they relate, Throws down his napkin like a gage, and swears he will not wait.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading (_AT THE NAVAL EXHIBITION._) The German Waiter waxeth fat; he grows exceeding proud; He is a shade more kicksome than can fairly be allowed.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading THE WAITERS' STRIKE.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading Like readers with no book-marks, all the rebels lost their place, And vanished out of Chelsea in their dress-suits and disgrace.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading Now there are many proverbs--some are good and some are not-- But the Teuton was misled who cried, "Strike while the _entrée_'s hot!"

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading The British Press goes out to dine--the Teuton, they relate, Throws down his napkin like a gage, and swears he will not wait.

ThrowsnounUS /θroʊz/

plural of “throw” — the act of throwing (propelling something with a rapid movement of the arm and wrist)

From this reading The British Press goes out to dine--the Teuton, they relate, Throws down his napkin like a gage, and swears he will not wait.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading The British Press goes out to dine--the Teuton, they relate, Throws down his napkin like a gage, and swears he will not wait.

vanishedadjectiveUS /ˈvænɪʃt/

having passed out of existence

From this reading Like readers with no book-marks, all the rebels lost their place, And vanished out of Chelsea in their dress-suits and disgrace.

waitverbUS /weɪt/

stay in one place and anticipate or expect something

From this reading The British Press goes out to dine--the Teuton, they relate, Throws down his napkin like a gage, and swears he will not wait.

WaiternounUS /ˈweɪtər/

a person whose occupation is to serve at table (as in a restaurant)

From this reading (_AT THE NAVAL EXHIBITION._) The German Waiter waxeth fat; he grows exceeding proud; He is a shade more kicksome than can fairly be allowed.

WAITERSnounUS /ˈweɪtərz/

plural of “waiter” — a person whose occupation is to serve at table (as in a restaurant)

From this reading THE WAITERS' STRIKE.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Now there are many proverbs--some are good and some are not-- But the Teuton was misled who cried, "Strike while the _entrée_'s hot!"

waxeth

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From this reading (_AT THE NAVAL EXHIBITION._) The German Waiter waxeth fat; he grows exceeding proud; He is a shade more kicksome than can fairly be allowed.

whileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading Now there are many proverbs--some are good and some are not-- But the Teuton was misled who cried, "Strike while the _entrée_'s hot!"

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Now there are many proverbs--some are good and some are not-- But the Teuton was misled who cried, "Strike while the _entrée_'s hot!"

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading The British Press goes out to dine--the Teuton, they relate, Throws down his napkin like a gage, and swears he will not wait.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Like readers with no book-marks, all the rebels lost their place, And vanished out of Chelsea in their dress-suits and disgrace.

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 101, September 26, 1891 by Various holds 716 sentences, grouped into 144 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Waiters'
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Strike
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Naval
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Exhibition
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