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Punch — Volume 103, December 10, 1892
Punch — Volume 103, December 10, 1892

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 103, December 10, 1892 is here in full — 581 sentences across 117 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.
December 10, 1892.
CONVERSATIONAL HINTS FOR YOUNG SHOOTERS.
The Smoking-Room (_continued_).
I MAY assume, that after the terrible example given in my last chapter, you have firmly made up your mind never on any account to take service in the great army of bores.
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Punch — Volume 103, December 10, 1892

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 103, December 10, 1892 is here in full — 581 sentences across 117 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/116 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.
Line 2
December 10, 1892.
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CONVERSATIONAL HINTS FOR YOUNG SHOOTERS.
/ˌkɑːnvərˈseɪʃənəl hɪnts fɔːr jʌŋ ˈʃuːtərz/
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The Smoking-Room (_continued_).
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I MAY assume, that after the terrible example given in my last chapter, you have firmly made up your mind never on any account to take service in the great army of bores.
/aɪ meɪ əˈsuːm ðæt ˈæftər ðə ˈterəbəl ɪɡˈzæmpəl ˈɡɪvən ɪn maɪ læst ˈtʃæptər juː hæv ˈfɜːrmli meɪd ʌp jɔːr maɪnd ˈnevər ɑːn ˈeni əˈkaʊnt tuː teɪk ˈsɜːrvəs ɪn ðə ɡreɪt ˈɑːrmi ʌv bɔːrz/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

assume verb US /əˈsuːm/

take to be the case or to be true; accept without verification or proof

From this reading “I MAY assume, that after the terrible example given in my last chapter, you have firmly made up your mind never on any account to take service in the great army of bores.”

bores noun US /bɔːrz/

plural of “bore” — a person who evokes boredom

From this reading “I MAY assume, that after the terrible example given in my last chapter, you have firmly made up your mind never on any account to take service in the great army of bores.”

chapter noun US /ˈtʃæptər/

a subdivision of a written work; usually numbered and titled

From this reading “I MAY assume, that after the terrible example given in my last chapter, you have firmly made up your mind never on any account to take service in the great army of bores.”

conversational adjective US /ˌkɑːnvərˈseɪʃənəl/

characteristic of informal spoken language or conversation

From this reading “CONVERSATIONAL HINTS FOR YOUNG SHOOTERS.”

December noun US /dɪˈsembər/

the last (12th) month of the year

From this reading “December 10, 1892.”

hints noun US /hɪnts/

plural of “hint” — an indirect suggestion

From this reading “CONVERSATIONAL HINTS FOR YOUNG SHOOTERS.”

punch verb US /pʌntʃ/

deliver a quick blow to

From this reading “PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.”

shooters noun US /ˈʃuːtərz/

plural of “shooter” — a large marble used for shooting in the game of marbles

From this reading “CONVERSATIONAL HINTS FOR YOUNG SHOOTERS.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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10

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading December 10, 1892.

1892

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading December 10, 1892.

accountnounUS /əˈkaʊnt/

a record or narrative description of past events

From this reading I MAY assume, that after the terrible example given in my last chapter, you have firmly made up your mind never on any account to take service in the great army of bores.

afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading I MAY assume, that after the terrible example given in my last chapter, you have firmly made up your mind never on any account to take service in the great army of bores.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading I MAY assume, that after the terrible example given in my last chapter, you have firmly made up your mind never on any account to take service in the great army of bores.

armynounUS /ˈɑːrmi/

a permanent organization of the military land forces of a nation or state

From this reading I MAY assume, that after the terrible example given in my last chapter, you have firmly made up your mind never on any account to take service in the great army of bores.

assumeverbUS /əˈsuːm/

take to be the case or to be true; accept without verification or proof

From this reading I MAY assume, that after the terrible example given in my last chapter, you have firmly made up your mind never on any account to take service in the great army of bores.

boresnounUS /bɔːrz/

plural of “bore” — a person who evokes boredom

From this reading I MAY assume, that after the terrible example given in my last chapter, you have firmly made up your mind never on any account to take service in the great army of bores.

chapternounUS /ˈtʃæptər/

a subdivision of a written work; usually numbered and titled

From this reading I MAY assume, that after the terrible example given in my last chapter, you have firmly made up your mind never on any account to take service in the great army of bores.

CHARIVARInoun

a noisy mock serenade (made by banging pans and kettles) to a newly married couple

From this reading PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.

continuedadjectiveUS /kənˈtɪnjuːd/

without stop or interruption

From this reading The Smoking-Room (_continued_).

CONVERSATIONALadjectiveUS /ˌkɑːnvərˈseɪʃənəl/

characteristic of informal spoken language or conversation

From this reading CONVERSATIONAL HINTS FOR YOUNG SHOOTERS.

DecembernounUS /dɪˈsembər/

the last (12th) month of the year

From this reading December 10, 1892.

examplenounUS /ɪɡˈzæmpəl/

an item of information that is typical of a class or group

From this reading I MAY assume, that after the terrible example given in my last chapter, you have firmly made up your mind never on any account to take service in the great army of bores.

firmlyadverbUS /ˈfɜːrmli/

with resolute determination

From this reading I MAY assume, that after the terrible example given in my last chapter, you have firmly made up your mind never on any account to take service in the great army of bores.

FORprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading CONVERSATIONAL HINTS FOR YOUNG SHOOTERS.

givenadjectiveUS /ˈɡɪvən/

acknowledged as a supposition

From this reading I MAY assume, that after the terrible example given in my last chapter, you have firmly made up your mind never on any account to take service in the great army of bores.

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading I MAY assume, that after the terrible example given in my last chapter, you have firmly made up your mind never on any account to take service in the great army of bores.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading I MAY assume, that after the terrible example given in my last chapter, you have firmly made up your mind never on any account to take service in the great army of bores.

HINTSnounUS /hɪnts/

plural of “hint” — an indirect suggestion

From this reading CONVERSATIONAL HINTS FOR YOUNG SHOOTERS.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I MAY assume, that after the terrible example given in my last chapter, you have firmly made up your mind never on any account to take service in the great army of bores.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading I MAY assume, that after the terrible example given in my last chapter, you have firmly made up your mind never on any account to take service in the great army of bores.

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading I MAY assume, that after the terrible example given in my last chapter, you have firmly made up your mind never on any account to take service in the great army of bores.

LONDONnounUS /ˈlʌndən/

the capital and largest city of England; located on the Thames in southeastern England; financial and industrial and cultural center

From this reading PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading I MAY assume, that after the terrible example given in my last chapter, you have firmly made up your mind never on any account to take service in the great army of bores.

MAYmodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading I MAY assume, that after the terrible example given in my last chapter, you have firmly made up your mind never on any account to take service in the great army of bores.

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading I MAY assume, that after the terrible example given in my last chapter, you have firmly made up your mind never on any account to take service in the great army of bores.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading I MAY assume, that after the terrible example given in my last chapter, you have firmly made up your mind never on any account to take service in the great army of bores.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading I MAY assume, that after the terrible example given in my last chapter, you have firmly made up your mind never on any account to take service in the great army of bores.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading I MAY assume, that after the terrible example given in my last chapter, you have firmly made up your mind never on any account to take service in the great army of bores.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading I MAY assume, that after the terrible example given in my last chapter, you have firmly made up your mind never on any account to take service in the great army of bores.

ORconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.

PUNCHverbUS /pʌntʃ/

deliver a quick blow to

From this reading PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.

servicenounUS /ˈsɜːrvəs/

work done by one person or group that benefits another

From this reading I MAY assume, that after the terrible example given in my last chapter, you have firmly made up your mind never on any account to take service in the great army of bores.

SHOOTERSnounUS /ˈʃuːtərz/

plural of “shooter” — a large marble used for shooting in the game of marbles

From this reading CONVERSATIONAL HINTS FOR YOUNG SHOOTERS.

Smoking-Room

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The Smoking-Room (_continued_).

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading I MAY assume, that after the terrible example given in my last chapter, you have firmly made up your mind never on any account to take service in the great army of bores.

terribleadjectiveUS /ˈterəbəl/

causing fear or dread or terror

From this reading I MAY assume, that after the terrible example given in my last chapter, you have firmly made up your mind never on any account to take service in the great army of bores.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading I MAY assume, that after the terrible example given in my last chapter, you have firmly made up your mind never on any account to take service in the great army of bores.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I MAY assume, that after the terrible example given in my last chapter, you have firmly made up your mind never on any account to take service in the great army of bores.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading I MAY assume, that after the terrible example given in my last chapter, you have firmly made up your mind never on any account to take service in the great army of bores.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading I MAY assume, that after the terrible example given in my last chapter, you have firmly made up your mind never on any account to take service in the great army of bores.

YOUNGadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading CONVERSATIONAL HINTS FOR YOUNG SHOOTERS.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading I MAY assume, that after the terrible example given in my last chapter, you have firmly made up your mind never on any account to take service in the great army of bores.

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 103, December 10, 1892 by Various holds 581 sentences, grouped into 117 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 581 sentences of Punch — Volume 103, December 10, 1892, unabridged, divided into 117 reading sections.

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Vocabulary met early in Punch — Volume 103, December 10, 1892

Words and structures a reader meets early in Punch — Volume 103, December 10, 1892, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Punch
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch — Volume 103, December 10, 1892; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
London
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch — Volume 103, December 10, 1892; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Charivari
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch — Volume 103, December 10, 1892; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
December
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch — Volume 103, December 10, 1892; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.