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Punch — Volume 103, July 9, 1892
Punch — Volume 103, July 9, 1892

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 103, July 9, 1892 is here in full — 456 sentences across 92 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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SIMPLE AS A "B" "C."
DEAR EX-CHANCELLOR WITH A PAST,--I am sorry to have to address you, especially as to you I owe my promotion.
But matters are coming to a crisis, and the Fatherland is suffering from your indiscretions.
You are making a great mistake--you are, indeed.
Now, I ask you, what would you do under the following circumstances?
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Punch — Volume 103, July 9, 1892

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 103, July 9, 1892 is here in full — 456 sentences across 92 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/91 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
SIMPLE AS A "B" "C."
/ˈsɪmpəl æz ə biː siː/
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DEAR EX-CHANCELLOR WITH A PAST,--I am sorry to have to address you, especially as to you I owe my promotion.
Line 3
But matters are coming to a crisis, and the Fatherland is suffering from your indiscretions.
/bʌt ˈmætərz ɑːr ˈkʌmɪŋ tuː ə ˈkraɪsəs ənd ðə ˈfɑːðərlænd ɪz ˈsʌfərɪŋ frʌm jɔːr ˌɪndɪˈskreʃənz/
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You are making a great mistake--you are, indeed.
Line 5
Now, I ask you, what would you do under the following circumstances?
/naʊ aɪ æsk juː wʌt wʊd juː duː ˈʌndər ðə ˈfɑːloʊɪŋ ˈsɜːrkəmstænsəz/

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address verb US /ˈædres/

speak to

From this reading “DEAR EX-CHANCELLOR WITH A PAST,--I am sorry to have to address you, especially as to you I owe my promotion.”

crisis noun US /ˈkraɪsəs/

an unstable situation of extreme danger or difficulty

From this reading “But matters are coming to a crisis, and the Fatherland is suffering from your indiscretions.”

Fatherland noun US /ˈfɑːðərlænd/

the country where you were born

From this reading “But matters are coming to a crisis, and the Fatherland is suffering from your indiscretions.”

indiscretions noun US /ˌɪndɪˈskreʃənz/

plural of “indiscretion” — the trait of being injudicious

From this reading “But matters are coming to a crisis, and the Fatherland is suffering from your indiscretions.”

mistake noun US /mɪˈsteɪk/

a wrong action attributable to bad judgment or ignorance or inattention

From this reading “You are making a great mistake--you are, indeed.”

owe verb US /oʊ/

be obliged to pay or repay

From this reading “DEAR EX-CHANCELLOR WITH A PAST,--I am sorry to have to address you, especially as to you I owe my promotion.”

promotion noun US /prəˈmoʊʃən/

a message issued in behalf of some product or cause or idea or person or institution

From this reading “DEAR EX-CHANCELLOR WITH A PAST,--I am sorry to have to address you, especially as to you I owe my promotion.”

suffering noun US /ˈsʌfərɪŋ/

a state of acute pain

From this reading “But matters are coming to a crisis, and the Fatherland is suffering from your indiscretions.”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading SIMPLE AS A "B" "C."

addressverbUS /ˈædres/

speak to

From this reading DEAR EX-CHANCELLOR WITH A PAST,--I am sorry to have to address you, especially as to you I owe my promotion.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading DEAR EX-CHANCELLOR WITH A PAST,--I am sorry to have to address you, especially as to you I owe my promotion.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading But matters are coming to a crisis, and the Fatherland is suffering from your indiscretions.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading But matters are coming to a crisis, and the Fatherland is suffering from your indiscretions.

ASconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading SIMPLE AS A "B" "C."

askverbUS /æsk/

make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading Now, I ask you, what would you do under the following circumstances?

BnounUS /biː/

aerobic rod-shaped spore-producing bacterium; often occurring in chainlike formations; found primarily in soil

From this reading SIMPLE AS A "B" "C."

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But matters are coming to a crisis, and the Fatherland is suffering from your indiscretions.

CnounUS /siː/

a degree on the centigrade scale of temperature

From this reading SIMPLE AS A "B" "C."

circumstancesnounUS /ˈsɜːrkəmstænsəz/

your overall circumstances or condition in life (including everything that happens to you)

From this reading Now, I ask you, what would you do under the following circumstances?

comingnounUS /ˈkʌmɪŋ/

the act of drawing spatially closer to something

From this reading But matters are coming to a crisis, and the Fatherland is suffering from your indiscretions.

crisisnounUS /ˈkraɪsəs/

an unstable situation of extreme danger or difficulty

From this reading But matters are coming to a crisis, and the Fatherland is suffering from your indiscretions.

DEARadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading DEAR EX-CHANCELLOR WITH A PAST,--I am sorry to have to address you, especially as to you I owe my promotion.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading Now, I ask you, what would you do under the following circumstances?

especiallyadverbUS /əˈspeʃli/

to a distinctly greater extent or degree than is common

From this reading DEAR EX-CHANCELLOR WITH A PAST,--I am sorry to have to address you, especially as to you I owe my promotion.

EX-CHANCELLOR

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading DEAR EX-CHANCELLOR WITH A PAST,--I am sorry to have to address you, especially as to you I owe my promotion.

FatherlandnounUS /ˈfɑːðərlænd/

the country where you were born

From this reading But matters are coming to a crisis, and the Fatherland is suffering from your indiscretions.

followingadjectiveUS /ˈfɑːloʊɪŋ/

about to be mentioned or specified

From this reading Now, I ask you, what would you do under the following circumstances?

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading But matters are coming to a crisis, and the Fatherland is suffering from your indiscretions.

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading You are making a great mistake--you are, indeed.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading DEAR EX-CHANCELLOR WITH A PAST,--I am sorry to have to address you, especially as to you I owe my promotion.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading DEAR EX-CHANCELLOR WITH A PAST,--I am sorry to have to address you, especially as to you I owe my promotion.

indeedadverbUS /ˌɪnˈdiːd/

in truth (often tends to intensify)

From this reading You are making a great mistake--you are, indeed.

indiscretionsnounUS /ˌɪndɪˈskreʃənz/

plural of “indiscretion” — the trait of being injudicious

From this reading But matters are coming to a crisis, and the Fatherland is suffering from your indiscretions.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading But matters are coming to a crisis, and the Fatherland is suffering from your indiscretions.

makingnounUS /ˈmeɪkɪŋ/

the act that results in something coming to be

From this reading You are making a great mistake--you are, indeed.

mattersnounUS /ˈmætərz/

plural of “matter” — a vaguely specified concern

From this reading But matters are coming to a crisis, and the Fatherland is suffering from your indiscretions.

mistakenounUS /mɪˈsteɪk/

a wrong action attributable to bad judgment or ignorance or inattention

From this reading You are making a great mistake--you are, indeed.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading DEAR EX-CHANCELLOR WITH A PAST,--I am sorry to have to address you, especially as to you I owe my promotion.

NowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading Now, I ask you, what would you do under the following circumstances?

oweverbUS /oʊ/

be obliged to pay or repay

From this reading DEAR EX-CHANCELLOR WITH A PAST,--I am sorry to have to address you, especially as to you I owe my promotion.

PASTnounUS /pæst/

the time that has elapsed

From this reading DEAR EX-CHANCELLOR WITH A PAST,--I am sorry to have to address you, especially as to you I owe my promotion.

promotionnounUS /prəˈmoʊʃən/

a message issued in behalf of some product or cause or idea or person or institution

From this reading DEAR EX-CHANCELLOR WITH A PAST,--I am sorry to have to address you, especially as to you I owe my promotion.

SIMPLEadjectiveUS /ˈsɪmpəl/

having few parts; not complex or complicated or involved

From this reading SIMPLE AS A "B" "C."

sorryadjectiveUS /ˈsɑːri/

feeling or expressing regret or sorrow or a sense of loss over something done or undone

From this reading DEAR EX-CHANCELLOR WITH A PAST,--I am sorry to have to address you, especially as to you I owe my promotion.

sufferingnounUS /ˈsʌfərɪŋ/

a state of acute pain

From this reading But matters are coming to a crisis, and the Fatherland is suffering from your indiscretions.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading But matters are coming to a crisis, and the Fatherland is suffering from your indiscretions.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading DEAR EX-CHANCELLOR WITH A PAST,--I am sorry to have to address you, especially as to you I owe my promotion.

underprepositionUS /ˈʌndər/

below or beneath something; less than

From this reading Now, I ask you, what would you do under the following circumstances?

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading Now, I ask you, what would you do under the following circumstances?

WITHprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading DEAR EX-CHANCELLOR WITH A PAST,--I am sorry to have to address you, especially as to you I owe my promotion.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading Now, I ask you, what would you do under the following circumstances?

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading DEAR EX-CHANCELLOR WITH A PAST,--I am sorry to have to address you, especially as to you I owe my promotion.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading But matters are coming to a crisis, and the Fatherland is suffering from your indiscretions.

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 103, July 9, 1892 by Various holds 456 sentences, grouped into 92 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 456 sentences of Punch — Volume 103, July 9, 1892, unabridged, divided into 92 reading sections.

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Vocabulary met early in Punch — Volume 103, July 9, 1892

Words and structures a reader meets early in Punch — Volume 103, July 9, 1892, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Simple
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch — Volume 103, July 9, 1892; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Ex-chancellor
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch — Volume 103, July 9, 1892; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Sorry
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch — Volume 103, July 9, 1892; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Address
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch — Volume 103, July 9, 1892; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.