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Punch — Volume 107, December 29th 1894
Punch — Volume 107, December 29th 1894

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 107, December 29th 1894 is here in full — 486 sentences across 98 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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(_Founded upon the Farce of Christmas Cards._) Scene--_A London Drawing Room._ PATERFAMILIAS _discovered reading a paper, and_ MATERFAMILIAS _superintending the despatch of a number of cards_.
_Mater._ (_in a tone of irritation_).
I really think, JOHN, that, considering you have nothing earthly to do this afternoon, you might come and help me.
_Pater._ You have said that twice before, my dear.
Don't you see I am enjoying myself?
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Punch — Volume 107, December 29th 1894

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 107, December 29th 1894 is here in full — 486 sentences across 98 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/97 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
(_Founded upon the Farce of Christmas Cards._) Scene--_A London Drawing Room._ PATERFAMILIAS _discovered reading a paper, and_ MATERFAMILIAS _superintending the despatch of a number of cards_.
Line 2
_Mater._ (_in a tone of irritation_).
/ˈmɑːtər ɪn ə toʊn ʌv ˌɪrɪˈteɪʃən/
Line 3
I really think, JOHN, that, considering you have nothing earthly to do this afternoon, you might come and help me.
/aɪ ˈrɪli θɪŋk dʒɑːn ðæt kənˈsɪdərɪŋ juː hæv ˈnʌθɪŋ ˈɜːrθli tuː duː ðɪs ˌæftərˈnuːn juː maɪt kʌm ənd help miː/
Line 4
_Pater._ You have said that twice before, my dear.
/ˈpeɪtər juː hæv sed ðæt twaɪs bɪˈfɔːr maɪ dɪr/
Line 5
Don't you see I am enjoying myself?

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

considering verb US /kənˈsɪdərɪŋ/

-ing form of “consider” — deem to be

From this reading “I really think, JOHN, that, considering you have nothing earthly to do this afternoon, you might come and help me.”

earthly adjective US /ˈɜːrθli/

of or belonging to or characteristic of this earth as distinguished from heaven

From this reading “I really think, JOHN, that, considering you have nothing earthly to do this afternoon, you might come and help me.”

enjoying verb US /ˌenˈdʒɔɪɪŋ/

-ing form of “enjoy” — derive or receive pleasure from; get enjoyment from; take pleasure in

From this reading “Don't you see I am enjoying myself?”

Farce noun US /fɑːrs/

a comedy characterized by broad satire and improbable situations

From this reading “(_Founded upon the Farce of Christmas Cards._) Scene--_A London Drawing Room._ PATERFAMILIAS _discovered reading a paper, and_ MATERFAMILIAS _superintending the despatch of a number of cards_.”

Founded verb US /ˈfaʊndɪd/

past form of “found” — set up or found

irritation noun US /ˌɪrɪˈteɪʃən/

the psychological state of being irritated or annoyed

Mater noun US /ˈmɑːtər/

an informal use of the Latin word for mother; sometimes used by British schoolboys or used facetiously

Pater noun US /ˈpeɪtər/

an informal use of the Latin word for father; sometimes used by British schoolboys or used facetiously

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

Drawing Room noun + noun

a formal room where visitors can be received and entertained

In this reading “(_Founded upon the Farce of Christmas Cards._) Scene--_A London Drawing Room._ PATERFAMILIAS _discovered reading a paper, and_ MATERFAMILIAS _superintending the despatch of a number of cards_.”

in a tone preposition + article + noun counted as “in … tone”

In this reading “_Mater._ (_in a tone of irritation_).”

All words in this reading · 54

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading (_Founded upon the Farce of Christmas Cards._) Scene--_A London Drawing Room._ PATERFAMILIAS _discovered reading a paper, and_ MATERFAMILIAS _superintending the despatch of a number of cards_.

afternoonnounUS /ˌæftərˈnuːn/

the part of the day between noon and evening

From this reading I really think, JOHN, that, considering you have nothing earthly to do this afternoon, you might come and help me.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading Don't you see I am enjoying myself?

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading (_Founded upon the Farce of Christmas Cards._) Scene--_A London Drawing Room._ PATERFAMILIAS _discovered reading a paper, and_ MATERFAMILIAS _superintending the despatch of a number of cards_.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading _Pater._ You have said that twice before, my dear.

CardsnounUS /kɑːrdz/

a game played with playing cards

From this reading (_Founded upon the Farce of Christmas Cards._) Scene--_A London Drawing Room._ PATERFAMILIAS _discovered reading a paper, and_ MATERFAMILIAS _superintending the despatch of a number of cards_.

ChristmasnounUS /ˈkrɪsməs/

period extending from Dec. 24 to Jan. 6

From this reading (_Founded upon the Farce of Christmas Cards._) Scene--_A London Drawing Room._ PATERFAMILIAS _discovered reading a paper, and_ MATERFAMILIAS _superintending the despatch of a number of cards_.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading I really think, JOHN, that, considering you have nothing earthly to do this afternoon, you might come and help me.

consideringverbUS /kənˈsɪdərɪŋ/

-ing form of “consider” — deem to be

From this reading I really think, JOHN, that, considering you have nothing earthly to do this afternoon, you might come and help me.

dearadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading _Pater._ You have said that twice before, my dear.

despatchverb

send away towards a designated goal

From this reading (_Founded upon the Farce of Christmas Cards._) Scene--_A London Drawing Room._ PATERFAMILIAS _discovered reading a paper, and_ MATERFAMILIAS _superintending the despatch of a number of cards_.

discoveredadjectiveUS /dɪˈskʌvərd/

discovered or determined by scientific observation

From this reading (_Founded upon the Farce of Christmas Cards._) Scene--_A London Drawing Room._ PATERFAMILIAS _discovered reading a paper, and_ MATERFAMILIAS _superintending the despatch of a number of cards_.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading I really think, JOHN, that, considering you have nothing earthly to do this afternoon, you might come and help me.

Don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Don't you see I am enjoying myself?

DrawingnounUS /ˈdrɔːɪŋ/

an illustration that is drawn by hand and published in a book, magazine, or newspaper

From this reading (_Founded upon the Farce of Christmas Cards._) Scene--_A London Drawing Room._ PATERFAMILIAS _discovered reading a paper, and_ MATERFAMILIAS _superintending the despatch of a number of cards_.

earthlyadjectiveUS /ˈɜːrθli/

of or belonging to or characteristic of this earth as distinguished from heaven

From this reading I really think, JOHN, that, considering you have nothing earthly to do this afternoon, you might come and help me.

enjoyingverbUS /ˌenˈdʒɔɪɪŋ/

-ing form of “enjoy” — derive or receive pleasure from; get enjoyment from; take pleasure in

From this reading Don't you see I am enjoying myself?

FarcenounUS /fɑːrs/

a comedy characterized by broad satire and improbable situations

From this reading (_Founded upon the Farce of Christmas Cards._) Scene--_A London Drawing Room._ PATERFAMILIAS _discovered reading a paper, and_ MATERFAMILIAS _superintending the despatch of a number of cards_.

FoundedverbUS /ˈfaʊndɪd/

past form of “found” — set up or found

From this reading (_Founded upon the Farce of Christmas Cards._) Scene--_A London Drawing Room._ PATERFAMILIAS _discovered reading a paper, and_ MATERFAMILIAS _superintending the despatch of a number of cards_.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading I really think, JOHN, that, considering you have nothing earthly to do this afternoon, you might come and help me.

helpverbUS /help/

give help or assistance; be of service

From this reading I really think, JOHN, that, considering you have nothing earthly to do this afternoon, you might come and help me.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I really think, JOHN, that, considering you have nothing earthly to do this afternoon, you might come and help me.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading _Mater._ (_in a tone of irritation_).

irritationnounUS /ˌɪrɪˈteɪʃən/

the psychological state of being irritated or annoyed

From this reading _Mater._ (_in a tone of irritation_).

JOHNnounUS /dʒɑːn/

a room or building equipped with one or more toilets

From this reading I really think, JOHN, that, considering you have nothing earthly to do this afternoon, you might come and help me.

LondonnounUS /ˈlʌndən/

the capital and largest city of England; located on the Thames in southeastern England; financial and industrial and cultural center

From this reading (_Founded upon the Farce of Christmas Cards._) Scene--_A London Drawing Room._ PATERFAMILIAS _discovered reading a paper, and_ MATERFAMILIAS _superintending the despatch of a number of cards_.

MaternounUS /ˈmɑːtər/

an informal use of the Latin word for mother; sometimes used by British schoolboys or used facetiously

From this reading _Mater._ (_in a tone of irritation_).

MATERFAMILIASnoun

a female head of a family or tribe

From this reading (_Founded upon the Farce of Christmas Cards._) Scene--_A London Drawing Room._ PATERFAMILIAS _discovered reading a paper, and_ MATERFAMILIAS _superintending the despatch of a number of cards_.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading I really think, JOHN, that, considering you have nothing earthly to do this afternoon, you might come and help me.

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading I really think, JOHN, that, considering you have nothing earthly to do this afternoon, you might come and help me.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading _Pater._ You have said that twice before, my dear.

myselfpronounUS /ˌmaɪˈself/

used when the speaker is also the object of the action

From this reading Don't you see I am enjoying myself?

nothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading I really think, JOHN, that, considering you have nothing earthly to do this afternoon, you might come and help me.

numbernounUS /ˈnʌmbər/

the property possessed by a sum or total or indefinite quantity of units or individuals

From this reading (_Founded upon the Farce of Christmas Cards._) Scene--_A London Drawing Room._ PATERFAMILIAS _discovered reading a paper, and_ MATERFAMILIAS _superintending the despatch of a number of cards_.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading (_Founded upon the Farce of Christmas Cards._) Scene--_A London Drawing Room._ PATERFAMILIAS _discovered reading a paper, and_ MATERFAMILIAS _superintending the despatch of a number of cards_.

papernounUS /ˈpeɪpər/

a material made of cellulose pulp derived mainly from wood or rags or certain grasses

From this reading (_Founded upon the Farce of Christmas Cards._) Scene--_A London Drawing Room._ PATERFAMILIAS _discovered reading a paper, and_ MATERFAMILIAS _superintending the despatch of a number of cards_.

PaternounUS /ˈpeɪtər/

an informal use of the Latin word for father; sometimes used by British schoolboys or used facetiously

From this reading _Pater._ You have said that twice before, my dear.

PATERFAMILIASnoun

the male head of family or tribe

From this reading (_Founded upon the Farce of Christmas Cards._) Scene--_A London Drawing Room._ PATERFAMILIAS _discovered reading a paper, and_ MATERFAMILIAS _superintending the despatch of a number of cards_.

readingnounUS /ˈriːdɪŋ/

the cognitive process of understanding a written linguistic message

From this reading (_Founded upon the Farce of Christmas Cards._) Scene--_A London Drawing Room._ PATERFAMILIAS _discovered reading a paper, and_ MATERFAMILIAS _superintending the despatch of a number of cards_.

reallyadverbUS /ˈrɪli/

in accordance with truth or fact or reality

From this reading I really think, JOHN, that, considering you have nothing earthly to do this afternoon, you might come and help me.

RoomnounUS /ruːm/

an area within a building enclosed by walls and floor and ceiling

From this reading (_Founded upon the Farce of Christmas Cards._) Scene--_A London Drawing Room._ PATERFAMILIAS _discovered reading a paper, and_ MATERFAMILIAS _superintending the despatch of a number of cards_.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading _Pater._ You have said that twice before, my dear.

ScenenounUS /siːn/

the place where some action occurs

From this reading (_Founded upon the Farce of Christmas Cards._) Scene--_A London Drawing Room._ PATERFAMILIAS _discovered reading a paper, and_ MATERFAMILIAS _superintending the despatch of a number of cards_.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading Don't you see I am enjoying myself?

superintending

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading (_Founded upon the Farce of Christmas Cards._) Scene--_A London Drawing Room._ PATERFAMILIAS _discovered reading a paper, and_ MATERFAMILIAS _superintending the despatch of a number of cards_.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading I really think, JOHN, that, considering you have nothing earthly to do this afternoon, you might come and help me.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading (_Founded upon the Farce of Christmas Cards._) Scene--_A London Drawing Room._ PATERFAMILIAS _discovered reading a paper, and_ MATERFAMILIAS _superintending the despatch of a number of cards_.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading I really think, JOHN, that, considering you have nothing earthly to do this afternoon, you might come and help me.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading I really think, JOHN, that, considering you have nothing earthly to do this afternoon, you might come and help me.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I really think, JOHN, that, considering you have nothing earthly to do this afternoon, you might come and help me.

tonenounUS /toʊn/

the quality of a person's voice

From this reading _Mater._ (_in a tone of irritation_).

twiceadverbUS /twaɪs/

two times

From this reading _Pater._ You have said that twice before, my dear.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading (_Founded upon the Farce of Christmas Cards._) Scene--_A London Drawing Room._ PATERFAMILIAS _discovered reading a paper, and_ MATERFAMILIAS _superintending the despatch of a number of cards_.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading I really think, JOHN, that, considering you have nothing earthly to do this afternoon, you might come and help me.

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 107, December 29th 1894 by Various holds 486 sentences, grouped into 98 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 486 sentences of Punch — Volume 107, December 29th 1894, unabridged, divided into 98 reading sections.

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Vocabulary met early in Punch — Volume 107, December 29th 1894

Words and structures a reader meets early in Punch — Volume 107, December 29th 1894, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Founded
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Farce
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Christmas
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Cards
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch — Volume 107, December 29th 1894; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.