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Punch — Volume 146, January 14, 1914
Punch — Volume 146, January 14, 1914

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Punch — Volume 146, January 14, 1914 is here in full — 436 sentences across 88 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Says Mr. CLEMENT SHORTER:-- "There is a journal in London which has the impertinence to call itself _The Nation_, but ... it does not represent the merest fraction of our countrymen."
Mr. SHORTER's own paper is called, more modestly, _The Sphere_.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * OLD FRIENDS.
I was in the train because I had to go to Birmingham; I was in the dining car because I had to dine.
With all respect to the Company I cannot pretend that I regarded myself as doing anything remarkable or distinguished.
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Punch — Volume 146, January 14, 1914

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Punch — Volume 146, January 14, 1914 is here in full — 436 sentences across 88 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/87 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Says Mr. CLEMENT SHORTER:-- "There is a journal in London which has the impertinence to call itself _The Nation_, but ... it does not represent the merest fraction of our countrymen."
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Mr. SHORTER's own paper is called, more modestly, _The Sphere_.
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* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * OLD FRIENDS.
/oʊld frendz/
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I was in the train because I had to go to Birmingham; I was in the dining car because I had to dine.
/aɪ wɑːz ɪn ðə treɪn bɪˈkɔːz aɪ hæd tuː ɡoʊ tuː ˈbɜːrmɪŋhæm aɪ wɑːz ɪn ðə ˈdaɪnɪŋ kɑːr bɪˈkɔːz aɪ hæd tuː daɪn/
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With all respect to the Company I cannot pretend that I regarded myself as doing anything remarkable or distinguished.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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Birmingham noun US /ˈbɜːrmɪŋhæm/

the largest city in Alabama; located in northeastern Alabama

From this reading “I was in the train because I had to go to Birmingham; I was in the dining car because I had to dine.”

clement adjective US /ˈklemənt/

(of weather or climate) physically mild

From this reading “Says Mr. CLEMENT SHORTER:-- "There is a journal in London which has the impertinence to call itself _The Nation_, but ... it does not represent the merest fraction of our countrymen."”

countrymen noun US /ˈkʌntrimɪn/

plural of “countryman” — a man from your own country

From this reading “Says Mr. CLEMENT SHORTER:-- "There is a journal in London which has the impertinence to call itself _The Nation_, but ... it does not represent the merest fraction of our countrymen."”

fraction noun US /ˈfrækʃən/

a component of a mixture that has been separated by a fractional process

From this reading “Says Mr. CLEMENT SHORTER:-- "There is a journal in London which has the impertinence to call itself _The Nation_, but ... it does not represent the merest fraction of our countrymen."”

merest adjective US /ˈmerəst/

superlative of “mere” — being nothing more than specified

From this reading “Says Mr. CLEMENT SHORTER:-- "There is a journal in London which has the impertinence to call itself _The Nation_, but ... it does not represent the merest fraction of our countrymen."”

modestly adverb US /ˈmɑːdəstli/

with modesty; in a modest manner

From this reading “Mr. SHORTER's own paper is called, more modestly, _The Sphere_.”

shorter adjective US /ˈʃɔːrtər/

comparative of “short” — primarily temporal sense; indicating or being or seeming to be limited in duration

From this reading “Says Mr. CLEMENT SHORTER:-- "There is a journal in London which has the impertinence to call itself _The Nation_, but ... it does not represent the merest fraction of our countrymen."”

Sphere noun US /sfɪr/

a particular environment or walk of life

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Says Mr. CLEMENT SHORTER:-- "There is a journal in London which has the impertinence to call itself _The Nation_, but ... it does not represent the merest fraction of our countrymen."

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading With all respect to the Company I cannot pretend that I regarded myself as doing anything remarkable or distinguished.

anythingpronounUS /ˈeniθɪŋ/

any thing at all

From this reading With all respect to the Company I cannot pretend that I regarded myself as doing anything remarkable or distinguished.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading With all respect to the Company I cannot pretend that I regarded myself as doing anything remarkable or distinguished.

becauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading I was in the train because I had to go to Birmingham; I was in the dining car because I had to dine.

BirminghamnounUS /ˈbɜːrmɪŋhæm/

the largest city in Alabama; located in northeastern Alabama

From this reading I was in the train because I had to go to Birmingham; I was in the dining car because I had to dine.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Says Mr. CLEMENT SHORTER:-- "There is a journal in London which has the impertinence to call itself _The Nation_, but ... it does not represent the merest fraction of our countrymen."

callverbUS /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading Says Mr. CLEMENT SHORTER:-- "There is a journal in London which has the impertinence to call itself _The Nation_, but ... it does not represent the merest fraction of our countrymen."

calledverbUS /kɔːld/

past form of “call” — assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading Mr. SHORTER's own paper is called, more modestly, _The Sphere_.

cannot

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From this reading With all respect to the Company I cannot pretend that I regarded myself as doing anything remarkable or distinguished.

carnounUS /kɑːr/

a motor vehicle with four wheels; usually propelled by an internal combustion engine

From this reading I was in the train because I had to go to Birmingham; I was in the dining car because I had to dine.

CLEMENTadjectiveUS /ˈklemənt/

(of weather or climate) physically mild

From this reading Says Mr. CLEMENT SHORTER:-- "There is a journal in London which has the impertinence to call itself _The Nation_, but ... it does not represent the merest fraction of our countrymen."

CompanynounUS /ˈkʌmpəniː/

an institution created to conduct business

From this reading With all respect to the Company I cannot pretend that I regarded myself as doing anything remarkable or distinguished.

countrymennounUS /ˈkʌntrimɪn/

plural of “countryman” — a man from your own country

From this reading Says Mr. CLEMENT SHORTER:-- "There is a journal in London which has the impertinence to call itself _The Nation_, but ... it does not represent the merest fraction of our countrymen."

dineverbUS /daɪn/

have supper; eat dinner

From this reading I was in the train because I had to go to Birmingham; I was in the dining car because I had to dine.

diningnounUS /ˈdaɪnɪŋ/

the act of eating dinner

From this reading I was in the train because I had to go to Birmingham; I was in the dining car because I had to dine.

distinguishedadjectiveUS /dɪˈstɪŋɡwɪʃt/

(used of persons) standing above others in character or attainment or reputation

From this reading With all respect to the Company I cannot pretend that I regarded myself as doing anything remarkable or distinguished.

doesauxiliary verbUS /dʌz/

the form of “do” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Says Mr. CLEMENT SHORTER:-- "There is a journal in London which has the impertinence to call itself _The Nation_, but ... it does not represent the merest fraction of our countrymen."

doingverbUS /ˈduːɪŋ/

-ing form of “do” — engage in

From this reading With all respect to the Company I cannot pretend that I regarded myself as doing anything remarkable or distinguished.

fractionnounUS /ˈfrækʃən/

a component of a mixture that has been separated by a fractional process

From this reading Says Mr. CLEMENT SHORTER:-- "There is a journal in London which has the impertinence to call itself _The Nation_, but ... it does not represent the merest fraction of our countrymen."

FRIENDSnounUS /frendz/

plural of “friend” — a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * OLD FRIENDS.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading I was in the train because I had to go to Birmingham; I was in the dining car because I had to dine.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading I was in the train because I had to go to Birmingham; I was in the dining car because I had to dine.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Says Mr. CLEMENT SHORTER:-- "There is a journal in London which has the impertinence to call itself _The Nation_, but ... it does not represent the merest fraction of our countrymen."

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I was in the train because I had to go to Birmingham; I was in the dining car because I had to dine.

impertinencenoun

an impudent statement

From this reading Says Mr. CLEMENT SHORTER:-- "There is a journal in London which has the impertinence to call itself _The Nation_, but ... it does not represent the merest fraction of our countrymen."

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Says Mr. CLEMENT SHORTER:-- "There is a journal in London which has the impertinence to call itself _The Nation_, but ... it does not represent the merest fraction of our countrymen."

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Says Mr. CLEMENT SHORTER:-- "There is a journal in London which has the impertinence to call itself _The Nation_, but ... it does not represent the merest fraction of our countrymen."

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Says Mr. CLEMENT SHORTER:-- "There is a journal in London which has the impertinence to call itself _The Nation_, but ... it does not represent the merest fraction of our countrymen."

itselfpronounUS /ˌɪtˈself/

used when the thing doing the action is also its object

From this reading Says Mr. CLEMENT SHORTER:-- "There is a journal in London which has the impertinence to call itself _The Nation_, but ... it does not represent the merest fraction of our countrymen."

journalnounUS /ˈdʒɜːrnəl/

a daily written record of (usually personal) experiences and observations

From this reading Says Mr. CLEMENT SHORTER:-- "There is a journal in London which has the impertinence to call itself _The Nation_, but ... it does not represent the merest fraction of our countrymen."

LondonnounUS /ˈlʌndən/

the capital and largest city of England; located on the Thames in southeastern England; financial and industrial and cultural center

From this reading Says Mr. CLEMENT SHORTER:-- "There is a journal in London which has the impertinence to call itself _The Nation_, but ... it does not represent the merest fraction of our countrymen."

merestadjectiveUS /ˈmerəst/

superlative of “mere” — being nothing more than specified

From this reading Says Mr. CLEMENT SHORTER:-- "There is a journal in London which has the impertinence to call itself _The Nation_, but ... it does not represent the merest fraction of our countrymen."

modestlyadverbUS /ˈmɑːdəstli/

with modesty; in a modest manner

From this reading Mr. SHORTER's own paper is called, more modestly, _The Sphere_.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading Mr. SHORTER's own paper is called, more modestly, _The Sphere_.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading Says Mr. CLEMENT SHORTER:-- "There is a journal in London which has the impertinence to call itself _The Nation_, but ... it does not represent the merest fraction of our countrymen."

myselfpronounUS /ˌmaɪˈself/

used when the speaker is also the object of the action

From this reading With all respect to the Company I cannot pretend that I regarded myself as doing anything remarkable or distinguished.

NationnounUS /ˈneɪʃən/

a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading Says Mr. CLEMENT SHORTER:-- "There is a journal in London which has the impertinence to call itself _The Nation_, but ... it does not represent the merest fraction of our countrymen."

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Says Mr. CLEMENT SHORTER:-- "There is a journal in London which has the impertinence to call itself _The Nation_, but ... it does not represent the merest fraction of our countrymen."

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Says Mr. CLEMENT SHORTER:-- "There is a journal in London which has the impertinence to call itself _The Nation_, but ... it does not represent the merest fraction of our countrymen."

OLDadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * OLD FRIENDS.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading With all respect to the Company I cannot pretend that I regarded myself as doing anything remarkable or distinguished.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading Says Mr. CLEMENT SHORTER:-- "There is a journal in London which has the impertinence to call itself _The Nation_, but ... it does not represent the merest fraction of our countrymen."

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading Mr. SHORTER's own paper is called, more modestly, _The Sphere_.

papernounUS /ˈpeɪpər/

a material made of cellulose pulp derived mainly from wood or rags or certain grasses

From this reading Mr. SHORTER's own paper is called, more modestly, _The Sphere_.

pretendverbUS /priˈtend/

make believe with the intent to deceive

From this reading With all respect to the Company I cannot pretend that I regarded myself as doing anything remarkable or distinguished.

regardedverbUS /rɪˈɡɑːrdɪd/

past form of “regard” — deem to be

From this reading With all respect to the Company I cannot pretend that I regarded myself as doing anything remarkable or distinguished.

remarkableadjectiveUS /rɪˈmɑːrkəbəl/

unusual or striking

From this reading With all respect to the Company I cannot pretend that I regarded myself as doing anything remarkable or distinguished.

representverbUS /ˌreprɪˈzent/

take the place of or be parallel or equivalent to

From this reading Says Mr. CLEMENT SHORTER:-- "There is a journal in London which has the impertinence to call itself _The Nation_, but ... it does not represent the merest fraction of our countrymen."

respectnounUS /rɪˈspekt/

(usually preceded by “in”) a detail or point

From this reading With all respect to the Company I cannot pretend that I regarded myself as doing anything remarkable or distinguished.

SaysnounUS /sez/

plural of “say” — the chance to speak

From this reading Says Mr. CLEMENT SHORTER:-- "There is a journal in London which has the impertinence to call itself _The Nation_, but ... it does not represent the merest fraction of our countrymen."

SHORTERadjectiveUS /ˈʃɔːrtər/

comparative of “short” — primarily temporal sense; indicating or being or seeming to be limited in duration

From this reading Says Mr. CLEMENT SHORTER:-- "There is a journal in London which has the impertinence to call itself _The Nation_, but ... it does not represent the merest fraction of our countrymen."

SHORTER's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Mr. SHORTER's own paper is called, more modestly, _The Sphere_.

SpherenounUS /sfɪr/

a particular environment or walk of life

From this reading Mr. SHORTER's own paper is called, more modestly, _The Sphere_.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading With all respect to the Company I cannot pretend that I regarded myself as doing anything remarkable or distinguished.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Says Mr. CLEMENT SHORTER:-- "There is a journal in London which has the impertinence to call itself _The Nation_, but ... it does not represent the merest fraction of our countrymen."

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading Says Mr. CLEMENT SHORTER:-- "There is a journal in London which has the impertinence to call itself _The Nation_, but ... it does not represent the merest fraction of our countrymen."

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Says Mr. CLEMENT SHORTER:-- "There is a journal in London which has the impertinence to call itself _The Nation_, but ... it does not represent the merest fraction of our countrymen."

trainverbUS /treɪn/

create by training and teaching

From this reading I was in the train because I had to go to Birmingham; I was in the dining car because I had to dine.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I was in the train because I had to go to Birmingham; I was in the dining car because I had to dine.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Says Mr. CLEMENT SHORTER:-- "There is a journal in London which has the impertinence to call itself _The Nation_, but ... it does not represent the merest fraction of our countrymen."

WithprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading With all respect to the Company I cannot pretend that I regarded myself as doing anything remarkable or distinguished.

Chapter 2 of Punch — Volume 146, January 14, 1914 by Various holds 436 sentences, grouped into 88 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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London
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Charivari
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January
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Charivaria
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