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Punch — Volume 150, May 24, 1916
Punch — Volume 150, May 24, 1916

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 150, May 24, 1916 is here in full — 518 sentences across 104 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Punch, or the London Charivari.
Volume 150, May 24, 1916.
CHARIVARIA.
According to a contemporary, a regiment quartered at Pembroke Dockyard had lost two thousand blankets "by pilfering."
We shudder to think what a real Pembroke burglar would get away with.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Punch — Volume 150, May 24, 1916

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 150, May 24, 1916 is here in full — 518 sentences across 104 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/103 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Punch, or the London Charivari.
Line 2
Volume 150, May 24, 1916.
Line 3
CHARIVARIA.
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According to a contemporary, a regiment quartered at Pembroke Dockyard had lost two thousand blankets "by pilfering."
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We shudder to think what a real Pembroke burglar would get away with.
/wiː ˈʃʌdər tuː θɪŋk wʌt ə riːl ˈpembroʊk ˈbɝː.ɡlɚ wʊd ɡet əˈweɪ wɪð/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

blankets noun US /ˈblæŋkəts/

plural of “blanket” — bedding that keeps a person warm in bed

From this reading “According to a contemporary, a regiment quartered at Pembroke Dockyard had lost two thousand blankets "by pilfering."”

burglar noun US /ˈbɝː.ɡlɚ/

A person who commits illegal entry into a building with intent to steal valuable treasures.

From this reading “We shudder to think what a real Pembroke burglar would get away with.”

contemporary adjective US /kənˈtempəreri/

characteristic of the present

From this reading “According to a contemporary, a regiment quartered at Pembroke Dockyard had lost two thousand blankets "by pilfering."”

Dockyard noun US /ˈdɑːkjɑːrd/

an establishment on the waterfront where vessels are built or fitted out or repaired

From this reading “According to a contemporary, a regiment quartered at Pembroke Dockyard had lost two thousand blankets "by pilfering."”

Pembroke noun US /ˈpembroʊk/

the smaller and straight-legged variety of corgi having pointed ears and a short tail

From this reading “According to a contemporary, a regiment quartered at Pembroke Dockyard had lost two thousand blankets "by pilfering."”

pilfering verb US /ˈpɪlfərɪŋ/

-ing form of “pilfer” — make off with belongings of others

From this reading “According to a contemporary, a regiment quartered at Pembroke Dockyard had lost two thousand blankets "by pilfering."”

Punch verb US /pʌntʃ/

deliver a quick blow to

From this reading “Punch, or the London Charivari.”

shudder verb US /ˈʃʌdər/

shake, as from cold

From this reading “We shudder to think what a real Pembroke burglar would get away with.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

two thousand noun + noun

In this reading “According to a contemporary, a regiment quartered at Pembroke Dockyard had lost two thousand blankets "by pilfering."”

get away verb + particle

run away from confinement

In this reading “We shudder to think what a real Pembroke burglar would get away with.”

All words in this reading · 37

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150

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Volume 150, May 24, 1916.

1916

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From this reading Volume 150, May 24, 1916.

24

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From this reading Volume 150, May 24, 1916.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading According to a contemporary, a regiment quartered at Pembroke Dockyard had lost two thousand blankets "by pilfering."

AccordingadjectiveUS /əˈkɔːrdɪŋ/

(followed by “to”) in agreement with or accordant with

From this reading According to a contemporary, a regiment quartered at Pembroke Dockyard had lost two thousand blankets "by pilfering."

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading According to a contemporary, a regiment quartered at Pembroke Dockyard had lost two thousand blankets "by pilfering."

awayadverbUS /əˈweɪ/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading We shudder to think what a real Pembroke burglar would get away with.

blanketsnounUS /ˈblæŋkəts/

plural of “blanket” — bedding that keeps a person warm in bed

From this reading According to a contemporary, a regiment quartered at Pembroke Dockyard had lost two thousand blankets "by pilfering."

burglarnounUS /ˈbɝː.ɡlɚ/

A person who commits illegal entry into a building with intent to steal valuable treasures.

From this reading We shudder to think what a real Pembroke burglar would get away with.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading According to a contemporary, a regiment quartered at Pembroke Dockyard had lost two thousand blankets "by pilfering."

Charivarinoun

a noisy mock serenade (made by banging pans and kettles) to a newly married couple

From this reading Punch, or the London Charivari.

CHARIVARIA

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading CHARIVARIA.

contemporaryadjectiveUS /kənˈtempəreri/

characteristic of the present

From this reading According to a contemporary, a regiment quartered at Pembroke Dockyard had lost two thousand blankets "by pilfering."

DockyardnounUS /ˈdɑːkjɑːrd/

an establishment on the waterfront where vessels are built or fitted out or repaired

From this reading According to a contemporary, a regiment quartered at Pembroke Dockyard had lost two thousand blankets "by pilfering."

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading We shudder to think what a real Pembroke burglar would get away with.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading According to a contemporary, a regiment quartered at Pembroke Dockyard had lost two thousand blankets "by pilfering."

LondonnounUS /ˈlʌndən/

the capital and largest city of England; located on the Thames in southeastern England; financial and industrial and cultural center

From this reading Punch, or the London Charivari.

lostadjectiveUS /lɔːst/

no longer in your possession or control; unable to be found or recovered

From this reading According to a contemporary, a regiment quartered at Pembroke Dockyard had lost two thousand blankets "by pilfering."

Maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading Volume 150, May 24, 1916.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Punch, or the London Charivari.

PembrokenounUS /ˈpembroʊk/

the smaller and straight-legged variety of corgi having pointed ears and a short tail

From this reading According to a contemporary, a regiment quartered at Pembroke Dockyard had lost two thousand blankets "by pilfering."

pilferingverbUS /ˈpɪlfərɪŋ/

-ing form of “pilfer” — make off with belongings of others

From this reading According to a contemporary, a regiment quartered at Pembroke Dockyard had lost two thousand blankets "by pilfering."

PunchverbUS /pʌntʃ/

deliver a quick blow to

From this reading Punch, or the London Charivari.

quartered

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading According to a contemporary, a regiment quartered at Pembroke Dockyard had lost two thousand blankets "by pilfering."

realadjectiveUS /riːl/

being or occurring in fact or actuality; having verified existence; not illusory

From this reading We shudder to think what a real Pembroke burglar would get away with.

regimentverbUS /ˈredʒəmənt/

subject to rigid discipline, order, and systematization

From this reading According to a contemporary, a regiment quartered at Pembroke Dockyard had lost two thousand blankets "by pilfering."

shudderverbUS /ˈʃʌdər/

shake, as from cold

From this reading We shudder to think what a real Pembroke burglar would get away with.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Punch, or the London Charivari.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading We shudder to think what a real Pembroke burglar would get away with.

thousandnounUS /ˈθaʊzənd/

the cardinal number that is the product of 10 and 100

From this reading According to a contemporary, a regiment quartered at Pembroke Dockyard had lost two thousand blankets "by pilfering."

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading According to a contemporary, a regiment quartered at Pembroke Dockyard had lost two thousand blankets "by pilfering."

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading According to a contemporary, a regiment quartered at Pembroke Dockyard had lost two thousand blankets "by pilfering."

VolumenounUS /ˈvɑːljuːm/

the amount of 3-dimensional space occupied by an object

From this reading Volume 150, May 24, 1916.

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading We shudder to think what a real Pembroke burglar would get away with.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading We shudder to think what a real Pembroke burglar would get away with.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading We shudder to think what a real Pembroke burglar would get away with.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading We shudder to think what a real Pembroke burglar would get away with.

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 150, May 24, 1916 by Various holds 518 sentences, grouped into 104 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 518 sentences of Punch — Volume 150, May 24, 1916, unabridged, divided into 104 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 150, May 24, 1916 by Various exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 518 sentences, grouped into 104 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Vocabulary met early in Punch — Volume 150, May 24, 1916

Words and structures a reader meets early in Punch — Volume 150, May 24, 1916, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Punch
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch — Volume 150, May 24, 1916; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
London
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch — Volume 150, May 24, 1916; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Charivari
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch — Volume 150, May 24, 1916; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Volume
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch — Volume 150, May 24, 1916; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.