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Punch — Volume 153, August 8, 1917
Punch — Volume 153, August 8, 1917

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 153, August 8, 1917 is here in full — 682 sentences across 137 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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CHARIVARIA.
"No amount of War Office approval will make hens lay," says _The Weekly Dispatch_.
These continuous efforts to shake our confidence in the men entrusted with the conduct of the War can only be regarded as deplorable.
A workman in a Northern shell factory has been fined five pounds for having his trousers fastened on with iron nails.
Why he abandoned the usual North Country method of having them riveted on him was not explained.
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Punch — Volume 153, August 8, 1917

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 153, August 8, 1917 is here in full — 682 sentences across 137 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/136 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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CHARIVARIA.
Line 2
"No amount of War Office approval will make hens lay," says _The Weekly Dispatch_.
/noʊ əˈmaʊnt ʌv wɔːr ˈɔːfɪs əˈpruːvəl wɪl meɪk henz leɪ sez ðə ˈwiːkli dɪˈspætʃ/
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These continuous efforts to shake our confidence in the men entrusted with the conduct of the War can only be regarded as deplorable.
/ðiːz kənˈtɪnjuːəs ˈefərts tuː ʃeɪk ˈaʊər ˈkɑːnfədəns ɪn ðə men enˈtrʌstɪd wɪð ðə ˈkɑːndəkt ʌv ðə wɔːr kæn ˈoʊnli biː rɪˈɡɑːrdɪd æz dɪˈplɔːrəbəl/
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A workman in a Northern shell factory has been fined five pounds for having his trousers fastened on with iron nails.
/ə ˈwɜːrkmən ɪn ə ˈnɔːrðərn ʃel ˈfæktəri hæz bɪn faɪnd faɪv paʊndz fɔːr ˈhævɪŋ hɪz ˈtraʊzərz ˈfæsənd ɑːn wɪð ˈaɪərn neɪlz/
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Why he abandoned the usual North Country method of having them riveted on him was not explained.
/waɪ hiː əˈbændənd ðə ˈjuːʒəwəl nɔːrθ ˈkʌntri ˈmeθəd ʌv ˈhævɪŋ ðem ˈrɪvətɪd ɑːn hɪm wɑːz nɑːt ɪkˈspleɪnd/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

deplorable adjective US /dɪˈplɔːrəbəl/

bad; unfortunate

From this reading “These continuous efforts to shake our confidence in the men entrusted with the conduct of the War can only be regarded as deplorable.”

Dispatch verb US /dɪˈspætʃ/

send away towards a designated goal

entrusted verb US /enˈtrʌstɪd/

past form of “entrust” — confer a trust upon

From this reading “These continuous efforts to shake our confidence in the men entrusted with the conduct of the War can only be regarded as deplorable.”

fined verb US /faɪnd/

past form of “fine” — issue a ticket or a fine to as a penalty

From this reading “A workman in a Northern shell factory has been fined five pounds for having his trousers fastened on with iron nails.”

hens noun US /henz/

plural of “hen” — adult female chicken

From this reading “"No amount of War Office approval will make hens lay," says _The Weekly Dispatch_.”

riveted verb US /ˈrɪvətɪd/

past form of “rivet” — direct one's attention on something

From this reading “Why he abandoned the usual North Country method of having them riveted on him was not explained.”

Weekly noun US /ˈwiːkli/

a periodical that is published every week (or 52 issues per year)

From this reading “"No amount of War Office approval will make hens lay," says _The Weekly Dispatch_.”

workman noun US /ˈwɜːrkmən/

an employee who performs manual or industrial labor

From this reading “A workman in a Northern shell factory has been fined five pounds for having his trousers fastened on with iron nails.”

All words in this reading · 64

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A workman in a Northern shell factory has been fined five pounds for having his trousers fastened on with iron nails.

abandonedadjectiveUS /əˈbændənd/

forsaken by owner or inhabitants

From this reading Why he abandoned the usual North Country method of having them riveted on him was not explained.

amountnounUS /əˈmaʊnt/

a quantity of money

From this reading "No amount of War Office approval will make hens lay," says _The Weekly Dispatch_.

approvalnounUS /əˈpruːvəl/

the formal act of approving

From this reading "No amount of War Office approval will make hens lay," says _The Weekly Dispatch_.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading These continuous efforts to shake our confidence in the men entrusted with the conduct of the War can only be regarded as deplorable.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading These continuous efforts to shake our confidence in the men entrusted with the conduct of the War can only be regarded as deplorable.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading A workman in a Northern shell factory has been fined five pounds for having his trousers fastened on with iron nails.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading These continuous efforts to shake our confidence in the men entrusted with the conduct of the War can only be regarded as deplorable.

CHARIVARIA

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading CHARIVARIA.

conductverbUS /ˈkɑːndəkt/

direct the course of; manage or control

From this reading These continuous efforts to shake our confidence in the men entrusted with the conduct of the War can only be regarded as deplorable.

confidencenounUS /ˈkɑːnfədəns/

freedom from doubt; belief in yourself and your abilities

From this reading These continuous efforts to shake our confidence in the men entrusted with the conduct of the War can only be regarded as deplorable.

continuousadjectiveUS /kənˈtɪnjuːəs/

continuing in time or space without interruption

From this reading These continuous efforts to shake our confidence in the men entrusted with the conduct of the War can only be regarded as deplorable.

CountrynounUS /ˈkʌntri/

a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading Why he abandoned the usual North Country method of having them riveted on him was not explained.

deplorableadjectiveUS /dɪˈplɔːrəbəl/

bad; unfortunate

From this reading These continuous efforts to shake our confidence in the men entrusted with the conduct of the War can only be regarded as deplorable.

DispatchverbUS /dɪˈspætʃ/

send away towards a designated goal

From this reading "No amount of War Office approval will make hens lay," says _The Weekly Dispatch_.

effortsnounUS /ˈefərts/

plural of “effort” — earnest and conscientious activity intended to do or accomplish something

From this reading These continuous efforts to shake our confidence in the men entrusted with the conduct of the War can only be regarded as deplorable.

entrustedverbUS /enˈtrʌstɪd/

past form of “entrust” — confer a trust upon

From this reading These continuous efforts to shake our confidence in the men entrusted with the conduct of the War can only be regarded as deplorable.

explainedverbUS /ɪkˈspleɪnd/

past form of “explain” — make plain and comprehensible

From this reading Why he abandoned the usual North Country method of having them riveted on him was not explained.

factorynounUS /ˈfæktəri/

a plant consisting of one or more buildings with facilities for manufacturing

From this reading A workman in a Northern shell factory has been fined five pounds for having his trousers fastened on with iron nails.

fastenedadjectiveUS /ˈfæsənd/

firmly closed or secured

From this reading A workman in a Northern shell factory has been fined five pounds for having his trousers fastened on with iron nails.

finedverbUS /faɪnd/

past form of “fine” — issue a ticket or a fine to as a penalty

From this reading A workman in a Northern shell factory has been fined five pounds for having his trousers fastened on with iron nails.

fivenounUS /faɪv/

the cardinal number that is the sum of four and one

From this reading A workman in a Northern shell factory has been fined five pounds for having his trousers fastened on with iron nails.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading A workman in a Northern shell factory has been fined five pounds for having his trousers fastened on with iron nails.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading A workman in a Northern shell factory has been fined five pounds for having his trousers fastened on with iron nails.

havingauxiliary verbUS /ˈhævɪŋ/

the -ing form of “have”

From this reading A workman in a Northern shell factory has been fined five pounds for having his trousers fastened on with iron nails.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Why he abandoned the usual North Country method of having them riveted on him was not explained.

hensnounUS /henz/

plural of “hen” — adult female chicken

From this reading "No amount of War Office approval will make hens lay," says _The Weekly Dispatch_.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Why he abandoned the usual North Country method of having them riveted on him was not explained.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading A workman in a Northern shell factory has been fined five pounds for having his trousers fastened on with iron nails.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading These continuous efforts to shake our confidence in the men entrusted with the conduct of the War can only be regarded as deplorable.

ironnounUS /ˈaɪərn/

a heavy ductile magnetic metallic element; is silver-white in pure form but readily rusts; used in construction and tools and armament; plays a role in the transport of oxygen by the blood

From this reading A workman in a Northern shell factory has been fined five pounds for having his trousers fastened on with iron nails.

layverbUS /leɪ/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading "No amount of War Office approval will make hens lay," says _The Weekly Dispatch_.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading "No amount of War Office approval will make hens lay," says _The Weekly Dispatch_.

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading These continuous efforts to shake our confidence in the men entrusted with the conduct of the War can only be regarded as deplorable.

methodnounUS /ˈmeθəd/

a way of doing something, especially a systematic way; implies an orderly logical arrangement (usually in steps)

From this reading Why he abandoned the usual North Country method of having them riveted on him was not explained.

nailsnounUS /neɪlz/

plural of “nail” — horny plate covering and protecting part of the dorsal surface of the digits

From this reading A workman in a Northern shell factory has been fined five pounds for having his trousers fastened on with iron nails.

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading "No amount of War Office approval will make hens lay," says _The Weekly Dispatch_.

NorthnounUS /nɔːrθ/

the region of the United States lying to the north of the Mason-Dixon line

From this reading Why he abandoned the usual North Country method of having them riveted on him was not explained.

NorthernadjectiveUS /ˈnɔːrðərn/

in or characteristic of a region of the United States north of (approximately) the Mason-Dixon line

From this reading A workman in a Northern shell factory has been fined five pounds for having his trousers fastened on with iron nails.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Why he abandoned the usual North Country method of having them riveted on him was not explained.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "No amount of War Office approval will make hens lay," says _The Weekly Dispatch_.

OfficenounUS /ˈɔːfɪs/

place of business where professional or clerical duties are performed

From this reading "No amount of War Office approval will make hens lay," says _The Weekly Dispatch_.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading A workman in a Northern shell factory has been fined five pounds for having his trousers fastened on with iron nails.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading These continuous efforts to shake our confidence in the men entrusted with the conduct of the War can only be regarded as deplorable.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading These continuous efforts to shake our confidence in the men entrusted with the conduct of the War can only be regarded as deplorable.

poundsnounUS /paʊndz/

plural of “pound” — 16 ounces avoirdupois

From this reading A workman in a Northern shell factory has been fined five pounds for having his trousers fastened on with iron nails.

regardedverbUS /rɪˈɡɑːrdɪd/

past form of “regard” — deem to be

From this reading These continuous efforts to shake our confidence in the men entrusted with the conduct of the War can only be regarded as deplorable.

rivetedverbUS /ˈrɪvətɪd/

past form of “rivet” — direct one's attention on something

From this reading Why he abandoned the usual North Country method of having them riveted on him was not explained.

saysnounUS /sez/

plural of “say” — the chance to speak

From this reading "No amount of War Office approval will make hens lay," says _The Weekly Dispatch_.

shakeverbUS /ʃeɪk/

move or cause to move back and forth

From this reading These continuous efforts to shake our confidence in the men entrusted with the conduct of the War can only be regarded as deplorable.

shellnounUS /ʃel/

ammunition consisting of a cylindrical metal casing containing an explosive charge and a projectile; fired from a large gun

From this reading A workman in a Northern shell factory has been fined five pounds for having his trousers fastened on with iron nails.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "No amount of War Office approval will make hens lay," says _The Weekly Dispatch_.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading Why he abandoned the usual North Country method of having them riveted on him was not explained.

ThesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading These continuous efforts to shake our confidence in the men entrusted with the conduct of the War can only be regarded as deplorable.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading These continuous efforts to shake our confidence in the men entrusted with the conduct of the War can only be regarded as deplorable.

trousersnounUS /ˈtraʊzərz/

(usually in the plural) a garment extending from the waist to the knee or ankle, covering each leg separately

From this reading A workman in a Northern shell factory has been fined five pounds for having his trousers fastened on with iron nails.

usualadjectiveUS /ˈjuːʒəwəl/

occurring or encountered or experienced or observed frequently or in accordance with regular practice or procedure

From this reading Why he abandoned the usual North Country method of having them riveted on him was not explained.

WarnounUS /wɔːr/

the waging of armed conflict against an enemy

From this reading "No amount of War Office approval will make hens lay," says _The Weekly Dispatch_.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Why he abandoned the usual North Country method of having them riveted on him was not explained.

WeeklynounUS /ˈwiːkli/

a periodical that is published every week (or 52 issues per year)

From this reading "No amount of War Office approval will make hens lay," says _The Weekly Dispatch_.

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading Why he abandoned the usual North Country method of having them riveted on him was not explained.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading "No amount of War Office approval will make hens lay," says _The Weekly Dispatch_.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading These continuous efforts to shake our confidence in the men entrusted with the conduct of the War can only be regarded as deplorable.

workmannounUS /ˈwɜːrkmən/

an employee who performs manual or industrial labor

From this reading A workman in a Northern shell factory has been fined five pounds for having his trousers fastened on with iron nails.

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 153, August 8, 1917 by Various holds 682 sentences, grouped into 137 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 682 sentences of Punch — Volume 153, August 8, 1917, unabridged, divided into 137 reading sections.

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Vocabulary met early in Punch — Volume 153, August 8, 1917

Words and structures a reader meets early in Punch — Volume 153, August 8, 1917, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Charivaria
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch — Volume 153, August 8, 1917; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Amount
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch — Volume 153, August 8, 1917; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Office
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch — Volume 153, August 8, 1917; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Approval
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch — Volume 153, August 8, 1917; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.