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Punch — Volume 153, July 4, 1917
Punch — Volume 153, July 4, 1917

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 153, July 4, 1917 is here in full — 497 sentences across 100 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Vol. 153.
MENTIONED IN DESPATCHES.
The oldest inhabitant sat on a bench in the sun, the day's newspaper spread across his knees, and the newest visitor sat beside him.
"He do be mentioned in despatches, do our Billy, by Sir DOUGLAS HAIG himself.
If it hadn't a-been for him, where'd the Army been? he says.
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Punch — Volume 153, July 4, 1917

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 153, July 4, 1917 is here in full — 497 sentences across 100 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Vol. 153.
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MENTIONED IN DESPATCHES.
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The oldest inhabitant sat on a bench in the sun, the day's newspaper spread across his knees, and the newest visitor sat beside him.
/ðə ˈoʊldəst ɪnˈhæbətənt sæt ɑːn ə bentʃ ɪn ðə sʌn ðə deɪz ˈnuːzpeɪpər spred əˈkrɔːs hɪz niːz ənd ðə ˈnuːəst ˈvɪzɪtər sæt bɪˈsaɪd hɪm/
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"He do be mentioned in despatches, do our Billy, by Sir DOUGLAS HAIG himself.
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If it hadn't a-been for him, where'd the Army been? he says.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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bench noun US /bentʃ/

a long seat for more than one person

From this reading “The oldest inhabitant sat on a bench in the sun, the day's newspaper spread across his knees, and the newest visitor sat beside him.”

day's noun US /deɪz/

possessive form of “day” — time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading “The oldest inhabitant sat on a bench in the sun, the day's newspaper spread across his knees, and the newest visitor sat beside him.”

douglas noun US /ˈdʌɡləs/

United States politician who proposed that individual territories be allowed to decide whether they would have slavery; he engaged in a famous series of debates with Abraham Lincoln (1813-1861)

From this reading “"He do be mentioned in despatches, do our Billy, by Sir DOUGLAS HAIG himself.”

inhabitant noun US /ɪnˈhæbətənt/

a person who inhabits a particular place

From this reading “The oldest inhabitant sat on a bench in the sun, the day's newspaper spread across his knees, and the newest visitor sat beside him.”

newest adjective US /ˈnuːəst/

superlative of “new” — not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading “The oldest inhabitant sat on a bench in the sun, the day's newspaper spread across his knees, and the newest visitor sat beside him.”

newspaper noun US /ˈnuːzpeɪpər/

a daily or weekly publication on folded sheets; contains news and articles and advertisements

From this reading “The oldest inhabitant sat on a bench in the sun, the day's newspaper spread across his knees, and the newest visitor sat beside him.”

oldest adjective US /ˈoʊldəst/

superlative of “old” — (used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading “The oldest inhabitant sat on a bench in the sun, the day's newspaper spread across his knees, and the newest visitor sat beside him.”

visitor noun US /ˈvɪzɪtər/

someone who visits

From this reading “The oldest inhabitant sat on a bench in the sun, the day's newspaper spread across his knees, and the newest visitor sat beside him.”

All words in this reading · 43

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153

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From this reading Vol. 153.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading The oldest inhabitant sat on a bench in the sun, the day's newspaper spread across his knees, and the newest visitor sat beside him.

a-been

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From this reading If it hadn't a-been for him, where'd the Army been? he says.

acrossprepositionUS /əˈkrɔːs/

from one side of something to the other

From this reading The oldest inhabitant sat on a bench in the sun, the day's newspaper spread across his knees, and the newest visitor sat beside him.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The oldest inhabitant sat on a bench in the sun, the day's newspaper spread across his knees, and the newest visitor sat beside him.

ArmynounUS /ˈɑːrmi/

a permanent organization of the military land forces of a nation or state

From this reading If it hadn't a-been for him, where'd the Army been? he says.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading "He do be mentioned in despatches, do our Billy, by Sir DOUGLAS HAIG himself.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading If it hadn't a-been for him, where'd the Army been? he says.

benchnounUS /bentʃ/

a long seat for more than one person

From this reading The oldest inhabitant sat on a bench in the sun, the day's newspaper spread across his knees, and the newest visitor sat beside him.

besideprepositionUS /bɪˈsaɪd/

next to; at the side of

From this reading The oldest inhabitant sat on a bench in the sun, the day's newspaper spread across his knees, and the newest visitor sat beside him.

BillynounUS /ˈbɪli/

a short stout club used primarily by policemen

From this reading "He do be mentioned in despatches, do our Billy, by Sir DOUGLAS HAIG himself.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading "He do be mentioned in despatches, do our Billy, by Sir DOUGLAS HAIG himself.

day'snounUS /deɪz/

possessive form of “day” — time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading The oldest inhabitant sat on a bench in the sun, the day's newspaper spread across his knees, and the newest visitor sat beside him.

DESPATCHES

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading MENTIONED IN DESPATCHES.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading "He do be mentioned in despatches, do our Billy, by Sir DOUGLAS HAIG himself.

DOUGLASnounUS /ˈdʌɡləs/

United States politician who proposed that individual territories be allowed to decide whether they would have slavery; he engaged in a famous series of debates with Abraham Lincoln (1813-1861)

From this reading "He do be mentioned in despatches, do our Billy, by Sir DOUGLAS HAIG himself.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading If it hadn't a-been for him, where'd the Army been? he says.

hadn't

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From this reading If it hadn't a-been for him, where'd the Army been? he says.

HAIG

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From this reading "He do be mentioned in despatches, do our Billy, by Sir DOUGLAS HAIG himself.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "He do be mentioned in despatches, do our Billy, by Sir DOUGLAS HAIG himself.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading The oldest inhabitant sat on a bench in the sun, the day's newspaper spread across his knees, and the newest visitor sat beside him.

himselfpronounUS /hɪmˈself/

used when the man or boy doing the action is also its object

From this reading "He do be mentioned in despatches, do our Billy, by Sir DOUGLAS HAIG himself.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading The oldest inhabitant sat on a bench in the sun, the day's newspaper spread across his knees, and the newest visitor sat beside him.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading If it hadn't a-been for him, where'd the Army been? he says.

INprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading MENTIONED IN DESPATCHES.

inhabitantnounUS /ɪnˈhæbətənt/

a person who inhabits a particular place

From this reading The oldest inhabitant sat on a bench in the sun, the day's newspaper spread across his knees, and the newest visitor sat beside him.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading If it hadn't a-been for him, where'd the Army been? he says.

kneesnounUS /niːz/

plural of “knee” — hinge joint in the human leg connecting the tibia and fibula with the femur and protected in front by the patella

From this reading The oldest inhabitant sat on a bench in the sun, the day's newspaper spread across his knees, and the newest visitor sat beside him.

MENTIONEDverbUS /ˈmenʃənd/

past form of “mention” — make reference to

From this reading MENTIONED IN DESPATCHES.

newestadjectiveUS /ˈnuːəst/

superlative of “new” — not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading The oldest inhabitant sat on a bench in the sun, the day's newspaper spread across his knees, and the newest visitor sat beside him.

newspapernounUS /ˈnuːzpeɪpər/

a daily or weekly publication on folded sheets; contains news and articles and advertisements

From this reading The oldest inhabitant sat on a bench in the sun, the day's newspaper spread across his knees, and the newest visitor sat beside him.

oldestadjectiveUS /ˈoʊldəst/

superlative of “old” — (used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading The oldest inhabitant sat on a bench in the sun, the day's newspaper spread across his knees, and the newest visitor sat beside him.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading The oldest inhabitant sat on a bench in the sun, the day's newspaper spread across his knees, and the newest visitor sat beside him.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading "He do be mentioned in despatches, do our Billy, by Sir DOUGLAS HAIG himself.

satnounUS /sæt/

the seventh and last day of the week; observed as the Sabbath by Jews and some Christians

From this reading The oldest inhabitant sat on a bench in the sun, the day's newspaper spread across his knees, and the newest visitor sat beside him.

saysnounUS /sez/

plural of “say” — the chance to speak

From this reading If it hadn't a-been for him, where'd the Army been? he says.

SirnounUS /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading "He do be mentioned in despatches, do our Billy, by Sir DOUGLAS HAIG himself.

spreadverbUS /spred/

distribute or disperse widely

From this reading The oldest inhabitant sat on a bench in the sun, the day's newspaper spread across his knees, and the newest visitor sat beside him.

sunnounUS /sʌn/

the star that is the source of light and heat for the planets in the solar system

From this reading The oldest inhabitant sat on a bench in the sun, the day's newspaper spread across his knees, and the newest visitor sat beside him.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The oldest inhabitant sat on a bench in the sun, the day's newspaper spread across his knees, and the newest visitor sat beside him.

visitornounUS /ˈvɪzɪtər/

someone who visits

From this reading The oldest inhabitant sat on a bench in the sun, the day's newspaper spread across his knees, and the newest visitor sat beside him.

Vol

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Vol. 153.

where'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading If it hadn't a-been for him, where'd the Army been? he says.

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 153, July 4, 1917 by Various holds 497 sentences, grouped into 100 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 153, July 4, 1917 contain?

Chapter 1 holds 497 sentences of Punch — Volume 153, July 4, 1917, unabridged, divided into 100 reading sections.

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Vocabulary met early in Punch — Volume 153, July 4, 1917

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Mentioned
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Despatches
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Oldest
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch — Volume 153, July 4, 1917; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Inhabitant
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch — Volume 153, July 4, 1917; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.