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Punch — Volume 156, January 29, 1919
Punch — Volume 156, January 29, 1919

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Punch — Volume 156, January 29, 1919 is here in full — 386 sentences across 78 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"No, thank you."
I meant it.
He helped me on with my coat, brushed off a deal of imaginary dust, said something about skin softeners and bath requisites, but I'd had enough for one morning, and I was yearning to get those cigarettes and have a smoke.
I tendered my pound note.
He took it, and with his best smile said-- "Another sixpence, Sir, please."
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Punch — Volume 156, January 29, 1919

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Punch — Volume 156, January 29, 1919 is here in full — 386 sentences across 78 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/77 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"No, thank you."
/noʊ θæŋk juː/
Line 2
I meant it.
/aɪ ment ɪt/
Line 3
He helped me on with my coat, brushed off a deal of imaginary dust, said something about skin softeners and bath requisites, but I'd had enough for one morning, and I was yearning to get those cigarettes and have a smoke.
Line 4
I tendered my pound note.
/aɪ ˈtendərd maɪ paʊnd noʊt/
Line 5
He took it, and with his best smile said-- "Another sixpence, Sir, please."

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

bath noun US /bæθ/

a vessel containing liquid in which something is immersed (as to process it or to maintain it at a constant temperature or to lubricate it)

From this reading “He helped me on with my coat, brushed off a deal of imaginary dust, said something about skin softeners and bath requisites, but I'd had enough for one morning, and I was yearning to get those cigarettes and have a smoke.”

brushed adjective US /brʌʃt/

touched lightly in passing; grazed against

From this reading “He helped me on with my coat, brushed off a deal of imaginary dust, said something about skin softeners and bath requisites, but I'd had enough for one morning, and I was yearning to get those cigarettes and have a smoke.”

cigarettes noun US /ˌsɪɡərˈets/

plural of “cigarette” — finely ground tobacco wrapped in paper; for smoking

From this reading “He helped me on with my coat, brushed off a deal of imaginary dust, said something about skin softeners and bath requisites, but I'd had enough for one morning, and I was yearning to get those cigarettes and have a smoke.”

imaginary adjective US /ˌɪˈmædʒəneri/

not based on fact; existing only in the imagination

From this reading “He helped me on with my coat, brushed off a deal of imaginary dust, said something about skin softeners and bath requisites, but I'd had enough for one morning, and I was yearning to get those cigarettes and have a smoke.”

pound verb US /paʊnd/

hit hard with the hand, fist, or some heavy instrument

From this reading “I tendered my pound note.”

requisites noun US /ˈrekwəzəts/

plural of “requisite” — anything indispensable

From this reading “He helped me on with my coat, brushed off a deal of imaginary dust, said something about skin softeners and bath requisites, but I'd had enough for one morning, and I was yearning to get those cigarettes and have a smoke.”

tendered verb US /ˈtendərd/

past form of “tender” — offer or present for acceptance

From this reading “I tendered my pound note.”

yearning noun US /ˈjɜːrnɪŋ/

prolonged unfulfilled desire or need

From this reading “He helped me on with my coat, brushed off a deal of imaginary dust, said something about skin softeners and bath requisites, but I'd had enough for one morning, and I was yearning to get those cigarettes and have a smoke.”

All words in this reading · 54

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading He helped me on with my coat, brushed off a deal of imaginary dust, said something about skin softeners and bath requisites, but I'd had enough for one morning, and I was yearning to get those cigarettes and have a smoke.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading He helped me on with my coat, brushed off a deal of imaginary dust, said something about skin softeners and bath requisites, but I'd had enough for one morning, and I was yearning to get those cigarettes and have a smoke.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading He helped me on with my coat, brushed off a deal of imaginary dust, said something about skin softeners and bath requisites, but I'd had enough for one morning, and I was yearning to get those cigarettes and have a smoke.

AnotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading He took it, and with his best smile said-- "Another sixpence, Sir, please."

bathnounUS /bæθ/

a vessel containing liquid in which something is immersed (as to process it or to maintain it at a constant temperature or to lubricate it)

From this reading He helped me on with my coat, brushed off a deal of imaginary dust, said something about skin softeners and bath requisites, but I'd had enough for one morning, and I was yearning to get those cigarettes and have a smoke.

bestnounUS /best/

the supreme effort one can make

From this reading He took it, and with his best smile said-- "Another sixpence, Sir, please."

brushedadjectiveUS /brʌʃt/

touched lightly in passing; grazed against

From this reading He helped me on with my coat, brushed off a deal of imaginary dust, said something about skin softeners and bath requisites, but I'd had enough for one morning, and I was yearning to get those cigarettes and have a smoke.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading He helped me on with my coat, brushed off a deal of imaginary dust, said something about skin softeners and bath requisites, but I'd had enough for one morning, and I was yearning to get those cigarettes and have a smoke.

cigarettesnounUS /ˌsɪɡərˈets/

plural of “cigarette” — finely ground tobacco wrapped in paper; for smoking

From this reading He helped me on with my coat, brushed off a deal of imaginary dust, said something about skin softeners and bath requisites, but I'd had enough for one morning, and I was yearning to get those cigarettes and have a smoke.

coatnounUS /koʊt/

an outer garment that has sleeves and covers the body from shoulder down; worn outdoors

From this reading He helped me on with my coat, brushed off a deal of imaginary dust, said something about skin softeners and bath requisites, but I'd had enough for one morning, and I was yearning to get those cigarettes and have a smoke.

dealverbUS /diːl/

act on verbally or in some form of artistic expression

From this reading He helped me on with my coat, brushed off a deal of imaginary dust, said something about skin softeners and bath requisites, but I'd had enough for one morning, and I was yearning to get those cigarettes and have a smoke.

dustverbUS /dʌst/

remove the dust from

From this reading He helped me on with my coat, brushed off a deal of imaginary dust, said something about skin softeners and bath requisites, but I'd had enough for one morning, and I was yearning to get those cigarettes and have a smoke.

enoughnounUS /ɪˈnʌf/

an adequate quantity; a quantity that is large enough to achieve a purpose

From this reading He helped me on with my coat, brushed off a deal of imaginary dust, said something about skin softeners and bath requisites, but I'd had enough for one morning, and I was yearning to get those cigarettes and have a smoke.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading He helped me on with my coat, brushed off a deal of imaginary dust, said something about skin softeners and bath requisites, but I'd had enough for one morning, and I was yearning to get those cigarettes and have a smoke.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading He helped me on with my coat, brushed off a deal of imaginary dust, said something about skin softeners and bath requisites, but I'd had enough for one morning, and I was yearning to get those cigarettes and have a smoke.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading He helped me on with my coat, brushed off a deal of imaginary dust, said something about skin softeners and bath requisites, but I'd had enough for one morning, and I was yearning to get those cigarettes and have a smoke.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading He helped me on with my coat, brushed off a deal of imaginary dust, said something about skin softeners and bath requisites, but I'd had enough for one morning, and I was yearning to get those cigarettes and have a smoke.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He helped me on with my coat, brushed off a deal of imaginary dust, said something about skin softeners and bath requisites, but I'd had enough for one morning, and I was yearning to get those cigarettes and have a smoke.

helpedverbUS /helpt/

past form of “help” — give help or assistance; be of service

From this reading He helped me on with my coat, brushed off a deal of imaginary dust, said something about skin softeners and bath requisites, but I'd had enough for one morning, and I was yearning to get those cigarettes and have a smoke.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading He took it, and with his best smile said-- "Another sixpence, Sir, please."

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I meant it.

I'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading He helped me on with my coat, brushed off a deal of imaginary dust, said something about skin softeners and bath requisites, but I'd had enough for one morning, and I was yearning to get those cigarettes and have a smoke.

imaginaryadjectiveUS /ˌɪˈmædʒəneri/

not based on fact; existing only in the imagination

From this reading He helped me on with my coat, brushed off a deal of imaginary dust, said something about skin softeners and bath requisites, but I'd had enough for one morning, and I was yearning to get those cigarettes and have a smoke.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading I meant it.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading He helped me on with my coat, brushed off a deal of imaginary dust, said something about skin softeners and bath requisites, but I'd had enough for one morning, and I was yearning to get those cigarettes and have a smoke.

meantverbUS /ment/

inflected form of “mean” — mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading I meant it.

morningnounUS /ˈmɔːrnɪŋ/

the time period between dawn and noon

From this reading He helped me on with my coat, brushed off a deal of imaginary dust, said something about skin softeners and bath requisites, but I'd had enough for one morning, and I was yearning to get those cigarettes and have a smoke.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading He helped me on with my coat, brushed off a deal of imaginary dust, said something about skin softeners and bath requisites, but I'd had enough for one morning, and I was yearning to get those cigarettes and have a smoke.

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading "No, thank you."

notenounUS /noʊt/

a brief written record

From this reading I tendered my pound note.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading He helped me on with my coat, brushed off a deal of imaginary dust, said something about skin softeners and bath requisites, but I'd had enough for one morning, and I was yearning to get those cigarettes and have a smoke.

offadverbUS /ɔːf/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading He helped me on with my coat, brushed off a deal of imaginary dust, said something about skin softeners and bath requisites, but I'd had enough for one morning, and I was yearning to get those cigarettes and have a smoke.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading He helped me on with my coat, brushed off a deal of imaginary dust, said something about skin softeners and bath requisites, but I'd had enough for one morning, and I was yearning to get those cigarettes and have a smoke.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading He helped me on with my coat, brushed off a deal of imaginary dust, said something about skin softeners and bath requisites, but I'd had enough for one morning, and I was yearning to get those cigarettes and have a smoke.

pleaseverbUS /pliːz/

give pleasure to or be pleasing to

From this reading He took it, and with his best smile said-- "Another sixpence, Sir, please."

poundverbUS /paʊnd/

hit hard with the hand, fist, or some heavy instrument

From this reading I tendered my pound note.

requisitesnounUS /ˈrekwəzəts/

plural of “requisite” — anything indispensable

From this reading He helped me on with my coat, brushed off a deal of imaginary dust, said something about skin softeners and bath requisites, but I'd had enough for one morning, and I was yearning to get those cigarettes and have a smoke.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading He helped me on with my coat, brushed off a deal of imaginary dust, said something about skin softeners and bath requisites, but I'd had enough for one morning, and I was yearning to get those cigarettes and have a smoke.

SirnounUS /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading He took it, and with his best smile said-- "Another sixpence, Sir, please."

sixpencenoun

a small coin of the United Kingdom worth six pennies; not minted since 1970

From this reading He took it, and with his best smile said-- "Another sixpence, Sir, please."

skinnounUS /skɪn/

a natural protective body covering and site of the sense of touch

From this reading He helped me on with my coat, brushed off a deal of imaginary dust, said something about skin softeners and bath requisites, but I'd had enough for one morning, and I was yearning to get those cigarettes and have a smoke.

smileverbUS /smaɪl/

change one's facial expression by spreading the lips, often to signal pleasure

From this reading He took it, and with his best smile said-- "Another sixpence, Sir, please."

smokenounUS /smoʊk/

a cloud of fine particles suspended in a gas

From this reading He helped me on with my coat, brushed off a deal of imaginary dust, said something about skin softeners and bath requisites, but I'd had enough for one morning, and I was yearning to get those cigarettes and have a smoke.

softeners

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading He helped me on with my coat, brushed off a deal of imaginary dust, said something about skin softeners and bath requisites, but I'd had enough for one morning, and I was yearning to get those cigarettes and have a smoke.

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading He helped me on with my coat, brushed off a deal of imaginary dust, said something about skin softeners and bath requisites, but I'd had enough for one morning, and I was yearning to get those cigarettes and have a smoke.

tenderedverbUS /ˈtendərd/

past form of “tender” — offer or present for acceptance

From this reading I tendered my pound note.

thankverbUS /θæŋk/

express gratitude or show appreciation to

From this reading "No, thank you."

thosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading He helped me on with my coat, brushed off a deal of imaginary dust, said something about skin softeners and bath requisites, but I'd had enough for one morning, and I was yearning to get those cigarettes and have a smoke.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading He helped me on with my coat, brushed off a deal of imaginary dust, said something about skin softeners and bath requisites, but I'd had enough for one morning, and I was yearning to get those cigarettes and have a smoke.

tookverbUS /tʊk/

inflected form of “take” — carry out

From this reading He took it, and with his best smile said-- "Another sixpence, Sir, please."

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading He helped me on with my coat, brushed off a deal of imaginary dust, said something about skin softeners and bath requisites, but I'd had enough for one morning, and I was yearning to get those cigarettes and have a smoke.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading He helped me on with my coat, brushed off a deal of imaginary dust, said something about skin softeners and bath requisites, but I'd had enough for one morning, and I was yearning to get those cigarettes and have a smoke.

yearningnounUS /ˈjɜːrnɪŋ/

prolonged unfulfilled desire or need

From this reading He helped me on with my coat, brushed off a deal of imaginary dust, said something about skin softeners and bath requisites, but I'd had enough for one morning, and I was yearning to get those cigarettes and have a smoke.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "No, thank you."

Chapter 2 of Punch — Volume 156, January 29, 1919 by Various holds 386 sentences, grouped into 78 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 2 holds 386 sentences of Punch — Volume 156, January 29, 1919, unabridged, divided into 78 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 2 of Punch — Volume 156, January 29, 1919 by Various exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 386 sentences, grouped into 78 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 2 of Punch — Volume 156, January 29, 1919?

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Project Gutenberg eBook #13927, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

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