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Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890
Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890 is here in full — 571 sentences across 115 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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The pieces is all as I wants for _my_ 'elth.
And then them darned Sosherlist jugginses 'owl till all's blue agin Wealth.
It gives me the ditherums, CHARLIE; it do, dear old man, and no kid.
Wy, they 'd queer the best pitches in life, if they kiboshed the Power of the Quid!
There's Venice again!
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Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890 is here in full — 571 sentences across 115 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 20/114 · 5 reading units · Lines 96–100

Line 1
The pieces is all as I wants for _my_ 'elth.
Line 2
And then them darned Sosherlist jugginses 'owl till all's blue agin Wealth.
Line 3
It gives me the ditherums, CHARLIE; it do, dear old man, and no kid.
Line 4
Wy, they 'd queer the best pitches in life, if they kiboshed the Power of the Quid!
Line 5
There's Venice again!

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

darned adjective US /dɑːrnd/

expletives used informally as intensifiers

From this reading “And then them darned Sosherlist jugginses 'owl till all's blue agin Wealth.”

kid verb US /kɪd/

tell false information to for fun

From this reading “It gives me the ditherums, CHARLIE; it do, dear old man, and no kid.”

owl noun US /aʊl/

nocturnal bird of prey with hawk-like beak and claws and large head with front-facing eyes

From this reading “And then them darned Sosherlist jugginses 'owl till all's blue agin Wealth.”

pitches noun US /ˈpɪtʃɪz/

plural of “pitch” — the property of sound that varies with variation in the frequency of vibration

From this reading “Wy, they 'd queer the best pitches in life, if they kiboshed the Power of the Quid!”

queer adjective US /kwɪr/

beyond or deviating from the usual or expected

From this reading “Wy, they 'd queer the best pitches in life, if they kiboshed the Power of the Quid!”

Quid noun US /kwɪd/

the basic unit of money in Great Britain and Northern Ireland; equal to 100 pence

From this reading “Wy, they 'd queer the best pitches in life, if they kiboshed the Power of the Quid!”

Venice noun US /ˈvenəs/

the provincial capital of Veneto; built on 118 islands within a lagoon in the Gulf of Venice; has canals instead of streets; one of Italy's major ports and a famous tourist attraction

From this reading “There's Venice again!”

Wealth noun US /welθ/

the state of being rich and affluent; having a plentiful supply of material goods and money

From this reading “And then them darned Sosherlist jugginses 'owl till all's blue agin Wealth.”

All words in this reading · 49

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Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

againadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading There's Venice again!

agin

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From this reading And then them darned Sosherlist jugginses 'owl till all's blue agin Wealth.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading The pieces is all as I wants for _my_ 'elth.

all's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading And then them darned Sosherlist jugginses 'owl till all's blue agin Wealth.

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading And then them darned Sosherlist jugginses 'owl till all's blue agin Wealth.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading The pieces is all as I wants for _my_ 'elth.

bestnounUS /best/

the supreme effort one can make

From this reading Wy, they 'd queer the best pitches in life, if they kiboshed the Power of the Quid!

blueadjectiveUS /bluː/

of the color intermediate between green and violet; having a color similar to that of a clear unclouded sky

From this reading And then them darned Sosherlist jugginses 'owl till all's blue agin Wealth.

CHARLIE

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It gives me the ditherums, CHARLIE; it do, dear old man, and no kid.

dnounUS /diː/

a fat-soluble vitamin that prevents rickets

From this reading Wy, they 'd queer the best pitches in life, if they kiboshed the Power of the Quid!

darnedadjectiveUS /dɑːrnd/

expletives used informally as intensifiers

From this reading And then them darned Sosherlist jugginses 'owl till all's blue agin Wealth.

dearadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading It gives me the ditherums, CHARLIE; it do, dear old man, and no kid.

ditherums

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It gives me the ditherums, CHARLIE; it do, dear old man, and no kid.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading It gives me the ditherums, CHARLIE; it do, dear old man, and no kid.

elth

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The pieces is all as I wants for _my_ 'elth.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading The pieces is all as I wants for _my_ 'elth.

givesnounUS /ɡɪvz/

plural of “give” — the elasticity of something that can be stretched and returns to its original length

From this reading It gives me the ditherums, CHARLIE; it do, dear old man, and no kid.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading The pieces is all as I wants for _my_ 'elth.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading Wy, they 'd queer the best pitches in life, if they kiboshed the Power of the Quid!

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Wy, they 'd queer the best pitches in life, if they kiboshed the Power of the Quid!

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The pieces is all as I wants for _my_ 'elth.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It gives me the ditherums, CHARLIE; it do, dear old man, and no kid.

jugginses

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading And then them darned Sosherlist jugginses 'owl till all's blue agin Wealth.

kiboshed

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Wy, they 'd queer the best pitches in life, if they kiboshed the Power of the Quid!

kidverbUS /kɪd/

tell false information to for fun

From this reading It gives me the ditherums, CHARLIE; it do, dear old man, and no kid.

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading Wy, they 'd queer the best pitches in life, if they kiboshed the Power of the Quid!

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading It gives me the ditherums, CHARLIE; it do, dear old man, and no kid.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading It gives me the ditherums, CHARLIE; it do, dear old man, and no kid.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading The pieces is all as I wants for _my_ 'elth.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading It gives me the ditherums, CHARLIE; it do, dear old man, and no kid.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Wy, they 'd queer the best pitches in life, if they kiboshed the Power of the Quid!

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading It gives me the ditherums, CHARLIE; it do, dear old man, and no kid.

owlnounUS /aʊl/

nocturnal bird of prey with hawk-like beak and claws and large head with front-facing eyes

From this reading And then them darned Sosherlist jugginses 'owl till all's blue agin Wealth.

piecesnounUS /ˈpiːsəz/

plural of “piece” — a separate part of a whole

From this reading The pieces is all as I wants for _my_ 'elth.

pitchesnounUS /ˈpɪtʃɪz/

plural of “pitch” — the property of sound that varies with variation in the frequency of vibration

From this reading Wy, they 'd queer the best pitches in life, if they kiboshed the Power of the Quid!

PowernounUS /ˈpaʊər/

possession of controlling influence

From this reading Wy, they 'd queer the best pitches in life, if they kiboshed the Power of the Quid!

queeradjectiveUS /kwɪr/

beyond or deviating from the usual or expected

From this reading Wy, they 'd queer the best pitches in life, if they kiboshed the Power of the Quid!

QuidnounUS /kwɪd/

the basic unit of money in Great Britain and Northern Ireland; equal to 100 pence

From this reading Wy, they 'd queer the best pitches in life, if they kiboshed the Power of the Quid!

Sosherlist

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading And then them darned Sosherlist jugginses 'owl till all's blue agin Wealth.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The pieces is all as I wants for _my_ 'elth.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading And then them darned Sosherlist jugginses 'owl till all's blue agin Wealth.

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading And then them darned Sosherlist jugginses 'owl till all's blue agin Wealth.

There's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading There's Venice again!

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Wy, they 'd queer the best pitches in life, if they kiboshed the Power of the Quid!

tillprepositionUS /tɪl/

up to a particular time

From this reading And then them darned Sosherlist jugginses 'owl till all's blue agin Wealth.

VenicenounUS /ˈvenəs/

the provincial capital of Veneto; built on 118 islands within a lagoon in the Gulf of Venice; has canals instead of streets; one of Italy's major ports and a famous tourist attraction

From this reading There's Venice again!

wantsnounUS /wɑːnts/

plural of “want” — a state of extreme poverty

From this reading The pieces is all as I wants for _my_ 'elth.

WealthnounUS /welθ/

the state of being rich and affluent; having a plentiful supply of material goods and money

From this reading And then them darned Sosherlist jugginses 'owl till all's blue agin Wealth.

WynounUS /weɪ/

a state in the western United States; mountainous in the west and north with the Great Plains in the east

From this reading Wy, they 'd queer the best pitches in life, if they kiboshed the Power of the Quid!

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890 by Various holds 571 sentences, grouped into 115 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 571 sentences of Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890, unabridged, divided into 115 reading sections.

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