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Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890
Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890 is here in full — 571 sentences across 115 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Is she to be the Belle of the Beauty and the Beast (Pantomime)?
If so, her Ladyship will look splendid, as she is a Belle Built 'un.
* * * * * PROVERBIAL PARLIAMENTARY PHILOSOPHY.--"The course of business never did run smooth."--W.H. SMITH.
* * * * * OUR BOOKING-OFFICE.
The paper on "Old Q.," in the _Gentleman's Magazine_, by EDWARD WALFORD, M.A., is interesting up to a certain point, but after that disappointing.
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Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890 is here in full — 571 sentences across 115 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 28/114 · 5 reading units · Lines 136–140

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Is she to be the Belle of the Beauty and the Beast (Pantomime)?
/ɪz ʃiː tuː biː ðə bel ʌv ðə ˈbjuːti ənd ðə biːst ˈpæntəmaɪm/
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If so, her Ladyship will look splendid, as she is a Belle Built 'un.
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* * * * * PROVERBIAL PARLIAMENTARY PHILOSOPHY.--"The course of business never did run smooth."--W.H. SMITH.
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* * * * * OUR BOOKING-OFFICE.
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The paper on "Old Q.," in the _Gentleman's Magazine_, by EDWARD WALFORD, M.A., is interesting up to a certain point, but after that disappointing.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Belle noun US /bel/

a young woman who is the most charming and beautiful of several rivals

From this reading “Is she to be the Belle of the Beauty and the Beast (Pantomime)?”

disappointing adjective US /ˌdɪsəˈpɔɪntɪŋ/

not up to expectations

From this reading “The paper on "Old Q.," in the _Gentleman's Magazine_, by EDWARD WALFORD, M.A., is interesting up to a certain point, but after that disappointing.”

Gentleman's noun US /ˈdʒentəlmʌnz/

possessive form of “gentleman” — a man of refinement

Magazine noun US /ˈmæɡəziːn/

a periodic publication containing pictures and stories and articles of interest to those who purchase it or subscribe to it

Pantomime noun US /ˈpæntəmaɪm/

a performance using gestures and body movements without words

From this reading “Is she to be the Belle of the Beauty and the Beast (Pantomime)?”

parliamentary adjective US /ˌpɑːrləˈmentəri/

relating to or having the nature of a parliament

From this reading “* * * * * PROVERBIAL PARLIAMENTARY PHILOSOPHY.--"The course of business never did run smooth."--W.H. SMITH.”

philosophy noun US /fɪˈlɑː.sə.fi/

The study of the fundamental nature of knowledge, reality, and existence. (Triết học, đạo lý nhân sinh.)

From this reading “* * * * * PROVERBIAL PARLIAMENTARY PHILOSOPHY.--"The course of business never did run smooth."--W.H. SMITH.”

proverbial adjective US /prəˈvɜːrbiəl/

of or relating to or resembling or expressed in a proverb

From this reading “* * * * * PROVERBIAL PARLIAMENTARY PHILOSOPHY.--"The course of business never did run smooth."--W.H. SMITH.”

All words in this reading · 55

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading If so, her Ladyship will look splendid, as she is a Belle Built 'un.

afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading The paper on "Old Q.," in the _Gentleman's Magazine_, by EDWARD WALFORD, M.A., is interesting up to a certain point, but after that disappointing.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Is she to be the Belle of the Beauty and the Beast (Pantomime)?

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading If so, her Ladyship will look splendid, as she is a Belle Built 'un.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Is she to be the Belle of the Beauty and the Beast (Pantomime)?

BeastnounUS /biːst/

a living organism characterized by voluntary movement

From this reading Is she to be the Belle of the Beauty and the Beast (Pantomime)?

BeautynounUS /ˈbjuːti/

the qualities that give pleasure to the senses

From this reading Is she to be the Belle of the Beauty and the Beast (Pantomime)?

BellenounUS /bel/

a young woman who is the most charming and beautiful of several rivals

From this reading Is she to be the Belle of the Beauty and the Beast (Pantomime)?

BOOKING-OFFICE

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading * * * * * OUR BOOKING-OFFICE.

BuiltadjectiveUS /bɪlt/

(used of soaps or cleaning agents) having a substance (an abrasive or filler) added to increase effectiveness

From this reading If so, her Ladyship will look splendid, as she is a Belle Built 'un.

businessnounUS /ˈbɪznəs/

a commercial or industrial enterprise and the people who constitute it

From this reading * * * * * PROVERBIAL PARLIAMENTARY PHILOSOPHY.--"The course of business never did run smooth."--W.H. SMITH.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading The paper on "Old Q.," in the _Gentleman's Magazine_, by EDWARD WALFORD, M.A., is interesting up to a certain point, but after that disappointing.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading The paper on "Old Q.," in the _Gentleman's Magazine_, by EDWARD WALFORD, M.A., is interesting up to a certain point, but after that disappointing.

certainadjectiveUS /ˈsɜːrtən/

definite but not specified or identified

From this reading The paper on "Old Q.," in the _Gentleman's Magazine_, by EDWARD WALFORD, M.A., is interesting up to a certain point, but after that disappointing.

coursenounUS /kɔːrs/

education imparted in a series of lessons or meetings

From this reading * * * * * PROVERBIAL PARLIAMENTARY PHILOSOPHY.--"The course of business never did run smooth."--W.H. SMITH.

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading * * * * * PROVERBIAL PARLIAMENTARY PHILOSOPHY.--"The course of business never did run smooth."--W.H. SMITH.

disappointingadjectiveUS /ˌdɪsəˈpɔɪntɪŋ/

not up to expectations

From this reading The paper on "Old Q.," in the _Gentleman's Magazine_, by EDWARD WALFORD, M.A., is interesting up to a certain point, but after that disappointing.

EDWARDnounUS /ˈedwərd/

King of England and Ireland in 1936; his marriage to Wallis Warfield Simpson created a constitutional crisis leading to his abdication (1894-1972)

From this reading The paper on "Old Q.," in the _Gentleman's Magazine_, by EDWARD WALFORD, M.A., is interesting up to a certain point, but after that disappointing.

Gentleman'snounUS /ˈdʒentəlmʌnz/

possessive form of “gentleman” — a man of refinement

From this reading The paper on "Old Q.," in the _Gentleman's Magazine_, by EDWARD WALFORD, M.A., is interesting up to a certain point, but after that disappointing.

HnounUS /eɪtʃ/

a nonmetallic univalent element that is normally a colorless and odorless highly flammable diatomic gas; the simplest and lightest and most abundant element in the universe

From this reading * * * * * PROVERBIAL PARLIAMENTARY PHILOSOPHY.--"The course of business never did run smooth."--W.H. SMITH.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading If so, her Ladyship will look splendid, as she is a Belle Built 'un.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading If so, her Ladyship will look splendid, as she is a Belle Built 'un.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading The paper on "Old Q.," in the _Gentleman's Magazine_, by EDWARD WALFORD, M.A., is interesting up to a certain point, but after that disappointing.

interestingadjectiveUS /ˈɪntrəstɪŋ/

arousing or holding the attention

From this reading The paper on "Old Q.," in the _Gentleman's Magazine_, by EDWARD WALFORD, M.A., is interesting up to a certain point, but after that disappointing.

Isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Is she to be the Belle of the Beauty and the Beast (Pantomime)?

Ladyshipnoun

a title used to address any peeress except a duchess

From this reading If so, her Ladyship will look splendid, as she is a Belle Built 'un.

lookverbUS /lʊk/

perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading If so, her Ladyship will look splendid, as she is a Belle Built 'un.

MnounUS /em/

the basic unit of length adopted under the Systeme International d'Unites (approximately 1.094 yards)

From this reading The paper on "Old Q.," in the _Gentleman's Magazine_, by EDWARD WALFORD, M.A., is interesting up to a certain point, but after that disappointing.

MagazinenounUS /ˈmæɡəziːn/

a periodic publication containing pictures and stories and articles of interest to those who purchase it or subscribe to it

From this reading The paper on "Old Q.," in the _Gentleman's Magazine_, by EDWARD WALFORD, M.A., is interesting up to a certain point, but after that disappointing.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading * * * * * PROVERBIAL PARLIAMENTARY PHILOSOPHY.--"The course of business never did run smooth."--W.H. SMITH.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Is she to be the Belle of the Beauty and the Beast (Pantomime)?

OldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading The paper on "Old Q.," in the _Gentleman's Magazine_, by EDWARD WALFORD, M.A., is interesting up to a certain point, but after that disappointing.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading The paper on "Old Q.," in the _Gentleman's Magazine_, by EDWARD WALFORD, M.A., is interesting up to a certain point, but after that disappointing.

OURdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading * * * * * OUR BOOKING-OFFICE.

PantomimenounUS /ˈpæntəmaɪm/

a performance using gestures and body movements without words

From this reading Is she to be the Belle of the Beauty and the Beast (Pantomime)?

papernounUS /ˈpeɪpər/

a material made of cellulose pulp derived mainly from wood or rags or certain grasses

From this reading The paper on "Old Q.," in the _Gentleman's Magazine_, by EDWARD WALFORD, M.A., is interesting up to a certain point, but after that disappointing.

PARLIAMENTARYadjectiveUS /ˌpɑːrləˈmentəri/

relating to or having the nature of a parliament

From this reading * * * * * PROVERBIAL PARLIAMENTARY PHILOSOPHY.--"The course of business never did run smooth."--W.H. SMITH.

PHILOSOPHYnounUS /fɪˈlɑː.sə.fi/

The study of the fundamental nature of knowledge, reality, and existence. (Triết học, đạo lý nhân sinh.)

From this reading * * * * * PROVERBIAL PARLIAMENTARY PHILOSOPHY.--"The course of business never did run smooth."--W.H. SMITH.

pointnounUS /pɔɪnt/

a geometric element that has position but no extension

From this reading The paper on "Old Q.," in the _Gentleman's Magazine_, by EDWARD WALFORD, M.A., is interesting up to a certain point, but after that disappointing.

PROVERBIALadjectiveUS /prəˈvɜːrbiəl/

of or relating to or resembling or expressed in a proverb

From this reading * * * * * PROVERBIAL PARLIAMENTARY PHILOSOPHY.--"The course of business never did run smooth."--W.H. SMITH.

QnounUS /kjuː/

the 17th letter of the Roman alphabet

From this reading The paper on "Old Q.," in the _Gentleman's Magazine_, by EDWARD WALFORD, M.A., is interesting up to a certain point, but after that disappointing.

runverbUS /rʌn/

move fast by using one's feet, with one foot off the ground at any given time

From this reading * * * * * PROVERBIAL PARLIAMENTARY PHILOSOPHY.--"The course of business never did run smooth."--W.H. SMITH.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Is she to be the Belle of the Beauty and the Beast (Pantomime)?

SMITHnounUS /smɪθ/

Rhodesian statesman who declared independence of Zimbabwe from Great Britain (born in 1919)

From this reading * * * * * PROVERBIAL PARLIAMENTARY PHILOSOPHY.--"The course of business never did run smooth."--W.H. SMITH.

smoothadjectiveUS /smuːð/

having a surface free from roughness or bumps or ridges or irregularities

From this reading * * * * * PROVERBIAL PARLIAMENTARY PHILOSOPHY.--"The course of business never did run smooth."--W.H. SMITH.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading If so, her Ladyship will look splendid, as she is a Belle Built 'un.

splendidadjectiveUS /ˈsplendɪd/

having great beauty and splendor

From this reading If so, her Ladyship will look splendid, as she is a Belle Built 'un.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading The paper on "Old Q.," in the _Gentleman's Magazine_, by EDWARD WALFORD, M.A., is interesting up to a certain point, but after that disappointing.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Is she to be the Belle of the Beauty and the Beast (Pantomime)?

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Is she to be the Belle of the Beauty and the Beast (Pantomime)?

unnounUS /ʌn/

an organization of independent states formed in 1945 to promote international peace and security

From this reading If so, her Ladyship will look splendid, as she is a Belle Built 'un.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading The paper on "Old Q.," in the _Gentleman's Magazine_, by EDWARD WALFORD, M.A., is interesting up to a certain point, but after that disappointing.

WnounUS /ˈdʌbəljuː/

a heavy grey-white metallic element; the pure form is used mainly in electrical applications; it is found in several ores including wolframite and scheelite

From this reading * * * * * PROVERBIAL PARLIAMENTARY PHILOSOPHY.--"The course of business never did run smooth."--W.H. SMITH.

WALFORD

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The paper on "Old Q.," in the _Gentleman's Magazine_, by EDWARD WALFORD, M.A., is interesting up to a certain point, but after that disappointing.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading If so, her Ladyship will look splendid, as she is a Belle Built 'un.

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890 by Various holds 571 sentences, grouped into 115 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 571 sentences of Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890, unabridged, divided into 115 reading sections.

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How do I study chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890?

Work through the 115 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 115 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

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