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Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890
Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890 is here in full — 571 sentences across 115 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Anyone can draw water--but draw rain!
Yes, when on horseback, I can draw rein.
Good that, "when you come to think of it,"--considering that I'm 1900 miles from an English joke, so that this you may say is far-fetched, only 'tisn't fetched at all, as I send it.
Think I've left out an "0," and it's 19,000.
_It seems like it_.
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Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890 is here in full — 571 sentences across 115 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 36/114 · 5 reading units · Lines 176–180

Line 1
Anyone can draw water--but draw rain!
Line 2
Yes, when on horseback, I can draw rein.
/jes wen ɑːn ˈhɔːrsbæk aɪ kæn drɔː reɪn/
Line 3
Good that, "when you come to think of it,"--considering that I'm 1900 miles from an English joke, so that this you may say is far-fetched, only 'tisn't fetched at all, as I send it.
Line 4
Think I've left out an "0," and it's 19,000.
Line 5
_It seems like it_.
/ɪt siːmz laɪk ɪt/

Learner Dictionary

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Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Anyone pronoun US /ˈeniwʌn/

any person at all

From this reading “Anyone can draw water--but draw rain!”

considering verb US /kənˈsɪdərɪŋ/

-ing form of “consider” — deem to be

From this reading “Good that, "when you come to think of it,"--considering that I'm 1900 miles from an English joke, so that this you may say is far-fetched, only 'tisn't fetched at all, as I send it.”

draw verb US /drɔː/

cause to move by pulling

From this reading “Anyone can draw water--but draw rain!”

fetched verb US /fetʃt/

past form of “fetch” — go or come after and bring or take back

From this reading “Good that, "when you come to think of it,"--considering that I'm 1900 miles from an English joke, so that this you may say is far-fetched, only 'tisn't fetched at all, as I send it.”

horseback noun US /ˈhɔːrsbæk/

the back of a horse

From this reading “Yes, when on horseback, I can draw rein.”

joke noun US /dʒoʊk/

a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading “Good that, "when you come to think of it,"--considering that I'm 1900 miles from an English joke, so that this you may say is far-fetched, only 'tisn't fetched at all, as I send it.”

rain noun US /reɪn/

water falling in drops from vapor condensed in the atmosphere

From this reading “Anyone can draw water--but draw rain!”

rein verb US /reɪn/

control and direct with or as if by reins

From this reading “Yes, when on horseback, I can draw rein.”

All words in this reading · 50

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

0

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Think I've left out an "0," and it's 19,000.

19,000

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Think I've left out an "0," and it's 19,000.

1900

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Good that, "when you come to think of it,"--considering that I'm 1900 miles from an English joke, so that this you may say is far-fetched, only 'tisn't fetched at all, as I send it.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Good that, "when you come to think of it,"--considering that I'm 1900 miles from an English joke, so that this you may say is far-fetched, only 'tisn't fetched at all, as I send it.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading Good that, "when you come to think of it,"--considering that I'm 1900 miles from an English joke, so that this you may say is far-fetched, only 'tisn't fetched at all, as I send it.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Think I've left out an "0," and it's 19,000.

AnyonepronounUS /ˈeniwʌn/

any person at all

From this reading Anyone can draw water--but draw rain!

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Good that, "when you come to think of it,"--considering that I'm 1900 miles from an English joke, so that this you may say is far-fetched, only 'tisn't fetched at all, as I send it.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Good that, "when you come to think of it,"--considering that I'm 1900 miles from an English joke, so that this you may say is far-fetched, only 'tisn't fetched at all, as I send it.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Anyone can draw water--but draw rain!

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading Anyone can draw water--but draw rain!

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading Good that, "when you come to think of it,"--considering that I'm 1900 miles from an English joke, so that this you may say is far-fetched, only 'tisn't fetched at all, as I send it.

consideringverbUS /kənˈsɪdərɪŋ/

-ing form of “consider” — deem to be

From this reading Good that, "when you come to think of it,"--considering that I'm 1900 miles from an English joke, so that this you may say is far-fetched, only 'tisn't fetched at all, as I send it.

drawverbUS /drɔː/

cause to move by pulling

From this reading Anyone can draw water--but draw rain!

EnglishnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ/

an Indo-European language belonging to the West Germanic branch; the official language of Britain and the United States and most of the commonwealth countries

From this reading Good that, "when you come to think of it,"--considering that I'm 1900 miles from an English joke, so that this you may say is far-fetched, only 'tisn't fetched at all, as I send it.

far-fetchedadjective

(of an idea or story) so exaggerated or ludicrous as to be improbable

From this reading Good that, "when you come to think of it,"--considering that I'm 1900 miles from an English joke, so that this you may say is far-fetched, only 'tisn't fetched at all, as I send it.

fetchedverbUS /fetʃt/

past form of “fetch” — go or come after and bring or take back

From this reading Good that, "when you come to think of it,"--considering that I'm 1900 miles from an English joke, so that this you may say is far-fetched, only 'tisn't fetched at all, as I send it.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading Good that, "when you come to think of it,"--considering that I'm 1900 miles from an English joke, so that this you may say is far-fetched, only 'tisn't fetched at all, as I send it.

GoodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading Good that, "when you come to think of it,"--considering that I'm 1900 miles from an English joke, so that this you may say is far-fetched, only 'tisn't fetched at all, as I send it.

horsebacknounUS /ˈhɔːrsbæk/

the back of a horse

From this reading Yes, when on horseback, I can draw rein.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Yes, when on horseback, I can draw rein.

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Good that, "when you come to think of it,"--considering that I'm 1900 miles from an English joke, so that this you may say is far-fetched, only 'tisn't fetched at all, as I send it.

I've

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Think I've left out an "0," and it's 19,000.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Good that, "when you come to think of it,"--considering that I'm 1900 miles from an English joke, so that this you may say is far-fetched, only 'tisn't fetched at all, as I send it.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Good that, "when you come to think of it,"--considering that I'm 1900 miles from an English joke, so that this you may say is far-fetched, only 'tisn't fetched at all, as I send it.

it's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Think I've left out an "0," and it's 19,000.

jokenounUS /dʒoʊk/

a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading Good that, "when you come to think of it,"--considering that I'm 1900 miles from an English joke, so that this you may say is far-fetched, only 'tisn't fetched at all, as I send it.

leftnounUS /left/

location near or direction toward the left side; i.e. the side to the north when a person or object faces east

From this reading Think I've left out an "0," and it's 19,000.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading _It seems like it_.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading Good that, "when you come to think of it,"--considering that I'm 1900 miles from an English joke, so that this you may say is far-fetched, only 'tisn't fetched at all, as I send it.

milesnounUS /maɪlz/

plural of “mile” — a unit of length equal to 1,760 yards or 5,280 feet; exactly 1609.344 meters

From this reading Good that, "when you come to think of it,"--considering that I'm 1900 miles from an English joke, so that this you may say is far-fetched, only 'tisn't fetched at all, as I send it.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Good that, "when you come to think of it,"--considering that I'm 1900 miles from an English joke, so that this you may say is far-fetched, only 'tisn't fetched at all, as I send it.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Yes, when on horseback, I can draw rein.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading Good that, "when you come to think of it,"--considering that I'm 1900 miles from an English joke, so that this you may say is far-fetched, only 'tisn't fetched at all, as I send it.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading Think I've left out an "0," and it's 19,000.

rainnounUS /reɪn/

water falling in drops from vapor condensed in the atmosphere

From this reading Anyone can draw water--but draw rain!

reinverbUS /reɪn/

control and direct with or as if by reins

From this reading Yes, when on horseback, I can draw rein.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading Good that, "when you come to think of it,"--considering that I'm 1900 miles from an English joke, so that this you may say is far-fetched, only 'tisn't fetched at all, as I send it.

seemsverbUS /siːmz/

third-person singular of “seem” — give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading _It seems like it_.

sendverbUS /send/

cause to go somewhere

From this reading Good that, "when you come to think of it,"--considering that I'm 1900 miles from an English joke, so that this you may say is far-fetched, only 'tisn't fetched at all, as I send it.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading Good that, "when you come to think of it,"--considering that I'm 1900 miles from an English joke, so that this you may say is far-fetched, only 'tisn't fetched at all, as I send it.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Good that, "when you come to think of it,"--considering that I'm 1900 miles from an English joke, so that this you may say is far-fetched, only 'tisn't fetched at all, as I send it.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading Good that, "when you come to think of it,"--considering that I'm 1900 miles from an English joke, so that this you may say is far-fetched, only 'tisn't fetched at all, as I send it.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Good that, "when you come to think of it,"--considering that I'm 1900 miles from an English joke, so that this you may say is far-fetched, only 'tisn't fetched at all, as I send it.

tisn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Good that, "when you come to think of it,"--considering that I'm 1900 miles from an English joke, so that this you may say is far-fetched, only 'tisn't fetched at all, as I send it.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Good that, "when you come to think of it,"--considering that I'm 1900 miles from an English joke, so that this you may say is far-fetched, only 'tisn't fetched at all, as I send it.

waternounUS /ˈwɔːtər/

binary compound that occurs at room temperature as a clear colorless odorless tasteless liquid; freezes into ice below 0 degrees centigrade and boils above 100 degrees centigrade; widely used as a solvent

From this reading Anyone can draw water--but draw rain!

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading Yes, when on horseback, I can draw rein.

YesnounUS /jes/

an affirmative

From this reading Yes, when on horseback, I can draw rein.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Good that, "when you come to think of it,"--considering that I'm 1900 miles from an English joke, so that this you may say is far-fetched, only 'tisn't fetched at all, as I send it.

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890 by Various holds 571 sentences, grouped into 115 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 571 sentences of Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890, unabridged, divided into 115 reading sections.

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