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Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890
Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890 is here in full — 571 sentences across 115 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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So I'll say "_nowt_."
Really humorous _that_, I'm sure, and 19,000 miles from England.
To-day--I don't know what to-day is, having lost all count of time--is a great day with the Russians.
I don't understand one word they say, and as to reading their letters--I mean the letters of their alphabet--that is if they've got one, which I very much doubt,--why I might as well be a blind man for all I can make out.
Somehow I rather think that it's the Emperor's birthday.
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Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890 is here in full — 571 sentences across 115 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 40/114 · 5 reading units · Lines 196–200

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So I'll say "_nowt_."
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Really humorous _that_, I'm sure, and 19,000 miles from England.
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To-day--I don't know what to-day is, having lost all count of time--is a great day with the Russians.
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I don't understand one word they say, and as to reading their letters--I mean the letters of their alphabet--that is if they've got one, which I very much doubt,--why I might as well be a blind man for all I can make out.
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Somehow I rather think that it's the Emperor's birthday.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

alphabet noun US /ˈælfəbet/

a character set that includes letters and is used to write a language

From this reading “I don't understand one word they say, and as to reading their letters--I mean the letters of their alphabet--that is if they've got one, which I very much doubt,--why I might as well be a blind man for all I can make out.”

birthday noun US /ˈbɜːrθdeɪ/

an anniversary of the day on which a person was born (or the celebration of it)

From this reading “Somehow I rather think that it's the Emperor's birthday.”

blind noun US /blaɪnd/

people who have severe visual impairments, considered as a group

From this reading “I don't understand one word they say, and as to reading their letters--I mean the letters of their alphabet--that is if they've got one, which I very much doubt,--why I might as well be a blind man for all I can make out.”

Emperor's noun US /ˈempərərz/

possessive form of “emperor” — the male ruler of an empire

From this reading “Somehow I rather think that it's the Emperor's birthday.”

humorous adjective US /ˈhjuːmərəs/

full of or characterized by humor

From this reading “Really humorous _that_, I'm sure, and 19,000 miles from England.”

reading noun US /ˈriːdɪŋ/

the cognitive process of understanding a written linguistic message

From this reading “I don't understand one word they say, and as to reading their letters--I mean the letters of their alphabet--that is if they've got one, which I very much doubt,--why I might as well be a blind man for all I can make out.”

Russians noun US /ˈrʌʃənz/

plural of “russian” — a native or inhabitant of Russia

From this reading “To-day--I don't know what to-day is, having lost all count of time--is a great day with the Russians.”

Somehow adverb US /ˈsʌmhaʊ/

in some unspecified way or manner; or by some unspecified means

From this reading “Somehow I rather think that it's the Emperor's birthday.”

All words in this reading · 66

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19,000

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Really humorous _that_, I'm sure, and 19,000 miles from England.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading To-day--I don't know what to-day is, having lost all count of time--is a great day with the Russians.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading To-day--I don't know what to-day is, having lost all count of time--is a great day with the Russians.

alphabetnounUS /ˈælfəbet/

a character set that includes letters and is used to write a language

From this reading I don't understand one word they say, and as to reading their letters--I mean the letters of their alphabet--that is if they've got one, which I very much doubt,--why I might as well be a blind man for all I can make out.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Really humorous _that_, I'm sure, and 19,000 miles from England.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading I don't understand one word they say, and as to reading their letters--I mean the letters of their alphabet--that is if they've got one, which I very much doubt,--why I might as well be a blind man for all I can make out.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading I don't understand one word they say, and as to reading their letters--I mean the letters of their alphabet--that is if they've got one, which I very much doubt,--why I might as well be a blind man for all I can make out.

birthdaynounUS /ˈbɜːrθdeɪ/

an anniversary of the day on which a person was born (or the celebration of it)

From this reading Somehow I rather think that it's the Emperor's birthday.

blindnounUS /blaɪnd/

people who have severe visual impairments, considered as a group

From this reading I don't understand one word they say, and as to reading their letters--I mean the letters of their alphabet--that is if they've got one, which I very much doubt,--why I might as well be a blind man for all I can make out.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading I don't understand one word they say, and as to reading their letters--I mean the letters of their alphabet--that is if they've got one, which I very much doubt,--why I might as well be a blind man for all I can make out.

countverbUS /kaʊnt/

determine the number or amount of

From this reading To-day--I don't know what to-day is, having lost all count of time--is a great day with the Russians.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading To-day--I don't know what to-day is, having lost all count of time--is a great day with the Russians.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading To-day--I don't know what to-day is, having lost all count of time--is a great day with the Russians.

doubtnounUS /daʊt/

the state of being unsure of something

From this reading I don't understand one word they say, and as to reading their letters--I mean the letters of their alphabet--that is if they've got one, which I very much doubt,--why I might as well be a blind man for all I can make out.

Emperor'snounUS /ˈempərərz/

possessive form of “emperor” — the male ruler of an empire

From this reading Somehow I rather think that it's the Emperor's birthday.

EnglandnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlənd/

a division of the United Kingdom

From this reading Really humorous _that_, I'm sure, and 19,000 miles from England.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading I don't understand one word they say, and as to reading their letters--I mean the letters of their alphabet--that is if they've got one, which I very much doubt,--why I might as well be a blind man for all I can make out.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading Really humorous _that_, I'm sure, and 19,000 miles from England.

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading I don't understand one word they say, and as to reading their letters--I mean the letters of their alphabet--that is if they've got one, which I very much doubt,--why I might as well be a blind man for all I can make out.

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading To-day--I don't know what to-day is, having lost all count of time--is a great day with the Russians.

havingauxiliary verbUS /ˈhævɪŋ/

the -ing form of “have”

From this reading To-day--I don't know what to-day is, having lost all count of time--is a great day with the Russians.

humorousadjectiveUS /ˈhjuːmərəs/

full of or characterized by humor

From this reading Really humorous _that_, I'm sure, and 19,000 miles from England.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading To-day--I don't know what to-day is, having lost all count of time--is a great day with the Russians.

I'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading So I'll say "_nowt_."

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Really humorous _that_, I'm sure, and 19,000 miles from England.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading I don't understand one word they say, and as to reading their letters--I mean the letters of their alphabet--that is if they've got one, which I very much doubt,--why I might as well be a blind man for all I can make out.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading To-day--I don't know what to-day is, having lost all count of time--is a great day with the Russians.

it's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Somehow I rather think that it's the Emperor's birthday.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading To-day--I don't know what to-day is, having lost all count of time--is a great day with the Russians.

lettersnounUS /ˈletərz/

the literary culture

From this reading I don't understand one word they say, and as to reading their letters--I mean the letters of their alphabet--that is if they've got one, which I very much doubt,--why I might as well be a blind man for all I can make out.

lostadjectiveUS /lɔːst/

no longer in your possession or control; unable to be found or recovered

From this reading To-day--I don't know what to-day is, having lost all count of time--is a great day with the Russians.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading I don't understand one word they say, and as to reading their letters--I mean the letters of their alphabet--that is if they've got one, which I very much doubt,--why I might as well be a blind man for all I can make out.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading I don't understand one word they say, and as to reading their letters--I mean the letters of their alphabet--that is if they've got one, which I very much doubt,--why I might as well be a blind man for all I can make out.

meanverbUS /miːn/

mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading I don't understand one word they say, and as to reading their letters--I mean the letters of their alphabet--that is if they've got one, which I very much doubt,--why I might as well be a blind man for all I can make out.

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading I don't understand one word they say, and as to reading their letters--I mean the letters of their alphabet--that is if they've got one, which I very much doubt,--why I might as well be a blind man for all I can make out.

milesnounUS /maɪlz/

plural of “mile” — a unit of length equal to 1,760 yards or 5,280 feet; exactly 1609.344 meters

From this reading Really humorous _that_, I'm sure, and 19,000 miles from England.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading I don't understand one word they say, and as to reading their letters--I mean the letters of their alphabet--that is if they've got one, which I very much doubt,--why I might as well be a blind man for all I can make out.

nowt

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading So I'll say "_nowt_."

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading To-day--I don't know what to-day is, having lost all count of time--is a great day with the Russians.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading I don't understand one word they say, and as to reading their letters--I mean the letters of their alphabet--that is if they've got one, which I very much doubt,--why I might as well be a blind man for all I can make out.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading I don't understand one word they say, and as to reading their letters--I mean the letters of their alphabet--that is if they've got one, which I very much doubt,--why I might as well be a blind man for all I can make out.

ratheradverbUS /ˈræðər/

on the contrary

From this reading Somehow I rather think that it's the Emperor's birthday.

readingnounUS /ˈriːdɪŋ/

the cognitive process of understanding a written linguistic message

From this reading I don't understand one word they say, and as to reading their letters--I mean the letters of their alphabet--that is if they've got one, which I very much doubt,--why I might as well be a blind man for all I can make out.

ReallyadverbUS /ˈrɪli/

in accordance with truth or fact or reality

From this reading Really humorous _that_, I'm sure, and 19,000 miles from England.

RussiansnounUS /ˈrʌʃənz/

plural of “russian” — a native or inhabitant of Russia

From this reading To-day--I don't know what to-day is, having lost all count of time--is a great day with the Russians.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading So I'll say "_nowt_."

SoconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading So I'll say "_nowt_."

SomehowadverbUS /ˈsʌmhaʊ/

in some unspecified way or manner; or by some unspecified means

From this reading Somehow I rather think that it's the Emperor's birthday.

sureadjectiveUS /ʃʊr/

having or feeling no doubt or uncertainty; confident and assured

From this reading Really humorous _that_, I'm sure, and 19,000 miles from England.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Really humorous _that_, I'm sure, and 19,000 miles from England.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading To-day--I don't know what to-day is, having lost all count of time--is a great day with the Russians.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading I don't understand one word they say, and as to reading their letters--I mean the letters of their alphabet--that is if they've got one, which I very much doubt,--why I might as well be a blind man for all I can make out.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading I don't understand one word they say, and as to reading their letters--I mean the letters of their alphabet--that is if they've got one, which I very much doubt,--why I might as well be a blind man for all I can make out.

they've

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I don't understand one word they say, and as to reading their letters--I mean the letters of their alphabet--that is if they've got one, which I very much doubt,--why I might as well be a blind man for all I can make out.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading Somehow I rather think that it's the Emperor's birthday.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading To-day--I don't know what to-day is, having lost all count of time--is a great day with the Russians.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I don't understand one word they say, and as to reading their letters--I mean the letters of their alphabet--that is if they've got one, which I very much doubt,--why I might as well be a blind man for all I can make out.

To-day

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading To-day--I don't know what to-day is, having lost all count of time--is a great day with the Russians.

understandverbUS /ˌʌndərˈstænd/

know and comprehend the nature or meaning of

From this reading I don't understand one word they say, and as to reading their letters--I mean the letters of their alphabet--that is if they've got one, which I very much doubt,--why I might as well be a blind man for all I can make out.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading I don't understand one word they say, and as to reading their letters--I mean the letters of their alphabet--that is if they've got one, which I very much doubt,--why I might as well be a blind man for all I can make out.

welladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading I don't understand one word they say, and as to reading their letters--I mean the letters of their alphabet--that is if they've got one, which I very much doubt,--why I might as well be a blind man for all I can make out.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading To-day--I don't know what to-day is, having lost all count of time--is a great day with the Russians.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading I don't understand one word they say, and as to reading their letters--I mean the letters of their alphabet--that is if they've got one, which I very much doubt,--why I might as well be a blind man for all I can make out.

whynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading I don't understand one word they say, and as to reading their letters--I mean the letters of their alphabet--that is if they've got one, which I very much doubt,--why I might as well be a blind man for all I can make out.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading To-day--I don't know what to-day is, having lost all count of time--is a great day with the Russians.

wordnounUS /wɜːrd/

a unit of language that native speakers can identify

From this reading I don't understand one word they say, and as to reading their letters--I mean the letters of their alphabet--that is if they've got one, which I very much doubt,--why I might as well be a blind man for all I can make out.

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890 by Various holds 571 sentences, grouped into 115 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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