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Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890
Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890 is here in full — 571 sentences across 115 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Context Illustration Reading 65/114 · 5 lines
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Almost as good as ever!
_Wicket-keeper._ Well, ye-e-s!
But you were thought so jolly clever.
To me it seems 'tis your idea of Cricket To smash the wicket-keeper--not the wicket.
Look at my hands!
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Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890 is here in full — 571 sentences across 115 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 65/114 · 5 reading units · Lines 321–325

Line 1
Almost as good as ever!
/ˈɔːlmoʊst æz ɡʊd æz ˈevər/
Line 2
_Wicket-keeper._ Well, ye-e-s!
Line 3
But you were thought so jolly clever.
/bʌt juː wɜːr θɔːt soʊ ˈdʒɑːli ˈklevər/
Line 4
To me it seems 'tis your idea of Cricket To smash the wicket-keeper--not the wicket.
Line 5
Look at my hands!
/lʊk æt maɪ hændz/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

clever adjective US /ˈklevər/

showing self-interest and shrewdness in dealing with others

From this reading “But you were thought so jolly clever.”

Cricket noun US /ˈkrɪkət/

leaping insect; male makes chirping noises by rubbing the forewings together

From this reading “To me it seems 'tis your idea of Cricket To smash the wicket-keeper--not the wicket.”

idea noun US /aɪˈdiːə/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading “To me it seems 'tis your idea of Cricket To smash the wicket-keeper--not the wicket.”

jolly adjective US /ˈdʒɑːli/

full of or showing high-spirited merriment

From this reading “But you were thought so jolly clever.”

seems verb US /siːmz/

third-person singular of “seem” — give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading “To me it seems 'tis your idea of Cricket To smash the wicket-keeper--not the wicket.”

smash verb US /smæʃ/

hit hard

From this reading “To me it seems 'tis your idea of Cricket To smash the wicket-keeper--not the wicket.”

tis noun US /tɪz/

plural of “ti” — a light strong grey lustrous corrosion-resistant metallic element used in strong lightweight alloys (as for airplane parts); the main sources are rutile and ilmenite

From this reading “To me it seems 'tis your idea of Cricket To smash the wicket-keeper--not the wicket.”

wicket noun US /ˈwɪkət/

cricket equipment consisting of a set of three stumps topped by crosspieces; used in playing cricket

From this reading “To me it seems 'tis your idea of Cricket To smash the wicket-keeper--not the wicket.”

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Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

AlmostadverbUS /ˈɔːlmoʊst/

(of actions or states) slightly short of or not quite accomplished; all but

From this reading Almost as good as ever!

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Almost as good as ever!

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Look at my hands!

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But you were thought so jolly clever.

cleveradjectiveUS /ˈklevər/

showing self-interest and shrewdness in dealing with others

From this reading But you were thought so jolly clever.

CricketnounUS /ˈkrɪkət/

leaping insect; male makes chirping noises by rubbing the forewings together

From this reading To me it seems 'tis your idea of Cricket To smash the wicket-keeper--not the wicket.

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading Almost as good as ever!

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading Almost as good as ever!

handsnounUS /hændz/

(with “in”) guardianship over; in divorce cases it is the right to house and care for and discipline a child

From this reading Look at my hands!

ideanounUS /aɪˈdiːə/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading To me it seems 'tis your idea of Cricket To smash the wicket-keeper--not the wicket.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading To me it seems 'tis your idea of Cricket To smash the wicket-keeper--not the wicket.

jollyadjectiveUS /ˈdʒɑːli/

full of or showing high-spirited merriment

From this reading But you were thought so jolly clever.

LookverbUS /lʊk/

perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading Look at my hands!

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading To me it seems 'tis your idea of Cricket To smash the wicket-keeper--not the wicket.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading Look at my hands!

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading To me it seems 'tis your idea of Cricket To smash the wicket-keeper--not the wicket.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading To me it seems 'tis your idea of Cricket To smash the wicket-keeper--not the wicket.

seemsverbUS /siːmz/

third-person singular of “seem” — give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading To me it seems 'tis your idea of Cricket To smash the wicket-keeper--not the wicket.

smashverbUS /smæʃ/

hit hard

From this reading To me it seems 'tis your idea of Cricket To smash the wicket-keeper--not the wicket.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading But you were thought so jolly clever.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading To me it seems 'tis your idea of Cricket To smash the wicket-keeper--not the wicket.

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading But you were thought so jolly clever.

tisnounUS /tɪz/

plural of “ti” — a light strong grey lustrous corrosion-resistant metallic element used in strong lightweight alloys (as for airplane parts); the main sources are rutile and ilmenite

From this reading To me it seems 'tis your idea of Cricket To smash the wicket-keeper--not the wicket.

ToparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading To me it seems 'tis your idea of Cricket To smash the wicket-keeper--not the wicket.

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading _Wicket-keeper._ Well, ye-e-s!

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading But you were thought so jolly clever.

wicketnounUS /ˈwɪkət/

cricket equipment consisting of a set of three stumps topped by crosspieces; used in playing cricket

From this reading To me it seems 'tis your idea of Cricket To smash the wicket-keeper--not the wicket.

Wicket-keepernoun

stands behind the wicket to catch balls

From this reading _Wicket-keeper._ Well, ye-e-s!

ye-e-s

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Wicket-keeper._ Well, ye-e-s!

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading But you were thought so jolly clever.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading To me it seems 'tis your idea of Cricket To smash the wicket-keeper--not the wicket.

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890 by Various holds 571 sentences, grouped into 115 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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