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Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890
Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890 is here in full — 571 sentences across 115 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Just wait a minute!
I have stood up to GRANDOLPH at his wildest.
You know _his_ pitch and pace; not quite the mildest, Scarce equal, certainly, to "demon" DIZZY, But when he's on the spot he keeps one busy.
It's not your "devil," JOKIM, that I dread; That's easy, when you're "bowling with your head," But when you sling them in, as you've done lately, Swift but _not_ straight, why, then you vex me greatly.
Your pet fast bumpy ones, wide of the wicket, Perhaps look showy, but they are not Cricket.
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Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890 is here in full — 571 sentences across 115 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 67/114 · 5 reading units · Lines 331–335

Line 1
Just wait a minute!
/dʒʌst weɪt ə ˈmɪnət/
Line 2
I have stood up to GRANDOLPH at his wildest.
Line 3
You know _his_ pitch and pace; not quite the mildest, Scarce equal, certainly, to "demon" DIZZY, But when he's on the spot he keeps one busy.
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It's not your "devil," JOKIM, that I dread; That's easy, when you're "bowling with your head," But when you sling them in, as you've done lately, Swift but _not_ straight, why, then you vex me greatly.
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Your pet fast bumpy ones, wide of the wicket, Perhaps look showy, but they are not Cricket.
/jɔːr pet fæst ˈbʌmpi wʌnz waɪd ʌv ðə ˈwɪkət pərˈhæps lʊk ˈʃoʊi bʌt ðeɪ ɑːr nɑːt ˈkrɪkət/

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bowling noun US /ˈboʊlɪŋ/

a game in which balls are rolled at an object or group of objects with the aim of knocking them over or moving them

From this reading “It's not your "devil," JOKIM, that I dread; That's easy, when you're "bowling with your head," But when you sling them in, as you've done lately, Swift but _not_ straight, why, then you vex me greatly.”

bumpy adjective US /ˈbʌmpi/

causing or characterized by jolts and irregular movements

From this reading “Your pet fast bumpy ones, wide of the wicket, Perhaps look showy, but they are not Cricket.”

Cricket noun US /ˈkrɪkət/

leaping insect; male makes chirping noises by rubbing the forewings together

From this reading “Your pet fast bumpy ones, wide of the wicket, Perhaps look showy, but they are not Cricket.”

mildest adjective US /ˈmaɪldəst/

superlative of “mild” — moderate in type or degree or effect or force; far from extreme

From this reading “You know _his_ pitch and pace; not quite the mildest, Scarce equal, certainly, to "demon" DIZZY, But when he's on the spot he keeps one busy.”

showy adjective US /ˈʃoʊi/

marked by ostentation but often tasteless

From this reading “Your pet fast bumpy ones, wide of the wicket, Perhaps look showy, but they are not Cricket.”

sling verb US /slɪŋ/

hurl as if with a sling

From this reading “It's not your "devil," JOKIM, that I dread; That's easy, when you're "bowling with your head," But when you sling them in, as you've done lately, Swift but _not_ straight, why, then you vex me greatly.”

vex verb US /veks/

cause annoyance in; disturb, especially by minor irritations

From this reading “It's not your "devil," JOKIM, that I dread; That's easy, when you're "bowling with your head," But when you sling them in, as you've done lately, Swift but _not_ straight, why, then you vex me greatly.”

wicket noun US /ˈwɪkət/

cricket equipment consisting of a set of three stumps topped by crosspieces; used in playing cricket

From this reading “Your pet fast bumpy ones, wide of the wicket, Perhaps look showy, but they are not Cricket.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Just wait a minute!

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading You know _his_ pitch and pace; not quite the mildest, Scarce equal, certainly, to "demon" DIZZY, But when he's on the spot he keeps one busy.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Your pet fast bumpy ones, wide of the wicket, Perhaps look showy, but they are not Cricket.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading It's not your "devil," JOKIM, that I dread; That's easy, when you're "bowling with your head," But when you sling them in, as you've done lately, Swift but _not_ straight, why, then you vex me greatly.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading I have stood up to GRANDOLPH at his wildest.

bowlingnounUS /ˈboʊlɪŋ/

a game in which balls are rolled at an object or group of objects with the aim of knocking them over or moving them

From this reading It's not your "devil," JOKIM, that I dread; That's easy, when you're "bowling with your head," But when you sling them in, as you've done lately, Swift but _not_ straight, why, then you vex me greatly.

bumpyadjectiveUS /ˈbʌmpi/

causing or characterized by jolts and irregular movements

From this reading Your pet fast bumpy ones, wide of the wicket, Perhaps look showy, but they are not Cricket.

busyadjectiveUS /ˈbɪzi/

actively or fully engaged or occupied

From this reading You know _his_ pitch and pace; not quite the mildest, Scarce equal, certainly, to "demon" DIZZY, But when he's on the spot he keeps one busy.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading You know _his_ pitch and pace; not quite the mildest, Scarce equal, certainly, to "demon" DIZZY, But when he's on the spot he keeps one busy.

certainlyadverbUS /ˈsɜːrtənli/

definitely or positively (“sure” is sometimes used informally for “surely”)

From this reading You know _his_ pitch and pace; not quite the mildest, Scarce equal, certainly, to "demon" DIZZY, But when he's on the spot he keeps one busy.

CricketnounUS /ˈkrɪkət/

leaping insect; male makes chirping noises by rubbing the forewings together

From this reading Your pet fast bumpy ones, wide of the wicket, Perhaps look showy, but they are not Cricket.

demonnounUS /ˈdiːmən/

an evil supernatural being

From this reading You know _his_ pitch and pace; not quite the mildest, Scarce equal, certainly, to "demon" DIZZY, But when he's on the spot he keeps one busy.

devilnounUS /ˈdevəl/

(Judeo-Christian and Islamic religions) chief spirit of evil and adversary of God; tempter of mankind; master of Hell

From this reading It's not your "devil," JOKIM, that I dread; That's easy, when you're "bowling with your head," But when you sling them in, as you've done lately, Swift but _not_ straight, why, then you vex me greatly.

DIZZYadjectiveUS /ˈdɪzi/

having or causing a whirling sensation; liable to falling

From this reading You know _his_ pitch and pace; not quite the mildest, Scarce equal, certainly, to "demon" DIZZY, But when he's on the spot he keeps one busy.

doneadjectiveUS /dʌn/

having finished or arrived at completion

From this reading It's not your "devil," JOKIM, that I dread; That's easy, when you're "bowling with your head," But when you sling them in, as you've done lately, Swift but _not_ straight, why, then you vex me greatly.

dreadnounUS /dred/

fearful expectation or anticipation

From this reading It's not your "devil," JOKIM, that I dread; That's easy, when you're "bowling with your head," But when you sling them in, as you've done lately, Swift but _not_ straight, why, then you vex me greatly.

easyadjectiveUS /ˈiːzi/

posing no difficulty; requiring little effort

From this reading It's not your "devil," JOKIM, that I dread; That's easy, when you're "bowling with your head," But when you sling them in, as you've done lately, Swift but _not_ straight, why, then you vex me greatly.

equalverbUS /ˈiːkwəl/

be identical or equivalent to

From this reading You know _his_ pitch and pace; not quite the mildest, Scarce equal, certainly, to "demon" DIZZY, But when he's on the spot he keeps one busy.

fastadverbUS /fæst/

quickly or rapidly (often used as a combining form)

From this reading Your pet fast bumpy ones, wide of the wicket, Perhaps look showy, but they are not Cricket.

GRANDOLPH

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From this reading I have stood up to GRANDOLPH at his wildest.

greatlyadverbUS /ˈɡreɪtli/

to an extraordinary extent or degree

From this reading It's not your "devil," JOKIM, that I dread; That's easy, when you're "bowling with your head," But when you sling them in, as you've done lately, Swift but _not_ straight, why, then you vex me greatly.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading I have stood up to GRANDOLPH at his wildest.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading You know _his_ pitch and pace; not quite the mildest, Scarce equal, certainly, to "demon" DIZZY, But when he's on the spot he keeps one busy.

he's

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From this reading You know _his_ pitch and pace; not quite the mildest, Scarce equal, certainly, to "demon" DIZZY, But when he's on the spot he keeps one busy.

headnounUS /hed/

the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading It's not your "devil," JOKIM, that I dread; That's easy, when you're "bowling with your head," But when you sling them in, as you've done lately, Swift but _not_ straight, why, then you vex me greatly.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading I have stood up to GRANDOLPH at his wildest.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I have stood up to GRANDOLPH at his wildest.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading It's not your "devil," JOKIM, that I dread; That's easy, when you're "bowling with your head," But when you sling them in, as you've done lately, Swift but _not_ straight, why, then you vex me greatly.

It's

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From this reading It's not your "devil," JOKIM, that I dread; That's easy, when you're "bowling with your head," But when you sling them in, as you've done lately, Swift but _not_ straight, why, then you vex me greatly.

JOKIM

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From this reading It's not your "devil," JOKIM, that I dread; That's easy, when you're "bowling with your head," But when you sling them in, as you've done lately, Swift but _not_ straight, why, then you vex me greatly.

JustadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading Just wait a minute!

keepsnounUS /kiːps/

plural of “keep” — the financial means whereby one lives

From this reading You know _his_ pitch and pace; not quite the mildest, Scarce equal, certainly, to "demon" DIZZY, But when he's on the spot he keeps one busy.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading You know _his_ pitch and pace; not quite the mildest, Scarce equal, certainly, to "demon" DIZZY, But when he's on the spot he keeps one busy.

latelyadverbUS /ˈleɪtli/

in the recent past

From this reading It's not your "devil," JOKIM, that I dread; That's easy, when you're "bowling with your head," But when you sling them in, as you've done lately, Swift but _not_ straight, why, then you vex me greatly.

lookverbUS /lʊk/

perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading Your pet fast bumpy ones, wide of the wicket, Perhaps look showy, but they are not Cricket.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading It's not your "devil," JOKIM, that I dread; That's easy, when you're "bowling with your head," But when you sling them in, as you've done lately, Swift but _not_ straight, why, then you vex me greatly.

mildestadjectiveUS /ˈmaɪldəst/

superlative of “mild” — moderate in type or degree or effect or force; far from extreme

From this reading You know _his_ pitch and pace; not quite the mildest, Scarce equal, certainly, to "demon" DIZZY, But when he's on the spot he keeps one busy.

minutenounUS /ˈmɪnət/

a unit of time equal to 60 seconds or 1/60th of an hour

From this reading Just wait a minute!

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading You know _his_ pitch and pace; not quite the mildest, Scarce equal, certainly, to "demon" DIZZY, But when he's on the spot he keeps one busy.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Your pet fast bumpy ones, wide of the wicket, Perhaps look showy, but they are not Cricket.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading You know _his_ pitch and pace; not quite the mildest, Scarce equal, certainly, to "demon" DIZZY, But when he's on the spot he keeps one busy.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading You know _his_ pitch and pace; not quite the mildest, Scarce equal, certainly, to "demon" DIZZY, But when he's on the spot he keeps one busy.

onesnounUS /wʌnz/

plural of “one” — the smallest whole number or a numeral representing this number

From this reading Your pet fast bumpy ones, wide of the wicket, Perhaps look showy, but they are not Cricket.

pacenounUS /peɪs/

the rate of moving (especially walking or running)

From this reading You know _his_ pitch and pace; not quite the mildest, Scarce equal, certainly, to "demon" DIZZY, But when he's on the spot he keeps one busy.

PerhapsadverbUS /pərˈhæps/

by chance

From this reading Your pet fast bumpy ones, wide of the wicket, Perhaps look showy, but they are not Cricket.

petnounUS /pet/

a domesticated animal kept for companionship or amusement

From this reading Your pet fast bumpy ones, wide of the wicket, Perhaps look showy, but they are not Cricket.

pitchnounUS /pɪtʃ/

the property of sound that varies with variation in the frequency of vibration

From this reading You know _his_ pitch and pace; not quite the mildest, Scarce equal, certainly, to "demon" DIZZY, But when he's on the spot he keeps one busy.

quiteadverbUS /kwaɪt/

to a degree (not used with a negative)

From this reading You know _his_ pitch and pace; not quite the mildest, Scarce equal, certainly, to "demon" DIZZY, But when he's on the spot he keeps one busy.

ScarceadverbUS /skers/

only a very short time before

From this reading You know _his_ pitch and pace; not quite the mildest, Scarce equal, certainly, to "demon" DIZZY, But when he's on the spot he keeps one busy.

showyadjectiveUS /ˈʃoʊi/

marked by ostentation but often tasteless

From this reading Your pet fast bumpy ones, wide of the wicket, Perhaps look showy, but they are not Cricket.

slingverbUS /slɪŋ/

hurl as if with a sling

From this reading It's not your "devil," JOKIM, that I dread; That's easy, when you're "bowling with your head," But when you sling them in, as you've done lately, Swift but _not_ straight, why, then you vex me greatly.

spotnounUS /spɑːt/

a point located with respect to surface features of some region

From this reading You know _his_ pitch and pace; not quite the mildest, Scarce equal, certainly, to "demon" DIZZY, But when he's on the spot he keeps one busy.

stoodverbUS /stʊd/

Maintained an upright posture.

From this reading I have stood up to GRANDOLPH at his wildest.

straightadjectiveUS /streɪt/

successive (without a break)

From this reading It's not your "devil," JOKIM, that I dread; That's easy, when you're "bowling with your head," But when you sling them in, as you've done lately, Swift but _not_ straight, why, then you vex me greatly.

SwiftadjectiveUS /swɪft/

moving very fast

From this reading It's not your "devil," JOKIM, that I dread; That's easy, when you're "bowling with your head," But when you sling them in, as you've done lately, Swift but _not_ straight, why, then you vex me greatly.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading It's not your "devil," JOKIM, that I dread; That's easy, when you're "bowling with your head," But when you sling them in, as you've done lately, Swift but _not_ straight, why, then you vex me greatly.

That's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It's not your "devil," JOKIM, that I dread; That's easy, when you're "bowling with your head," But when you sling them in, as you've done lately, Swift but _not_ straight, why, then you vex me greatly.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading You know _his_ pitch and pace; not quite the mildest, Scarce equal, certainly, to "demon" DIZZY, But when he's on the spot he keeps one busy.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading It's not your "devil," JOKIM, that I dread; That's easy, when you're "bowling with your head," But when you sling them in, as you've done lately, Swift but _not_ straight, why, then you vex me greatly.

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading It's not your "devil," JOKIM, that I dread; That's easy, when you're "bowling with your head," But when you sling them in, as you've done lately, Swift but _not_ straight, why, then you vex me greatly.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Your pet fast bumpy ones, wide of the wicket, Perhaps look showy, but they are not Cricket.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I have stood up to GRANDOLPH at his wildest.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading I have stood up to GRANDOLPH at his wildest.

vexverbUS /veks/

cause annoyance in; disturb, especially by minor irritations

From this reading It's not your "devil," JOKIM, that I dread; That's easy, when you're "bowling with your head," But when you sling them in, as you've done lately, Swift but _not_ straight, why, then you vex me greatly.

waitverbUS /weɪt/

stay in one place and anticipate or expect something

From this reading Just wait a minute!

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading You know _his_ pitch and pace; not quite the mildest, Scarce equal, certainly, to "demon" DIZZY, But when he's on the spot he keeps one busy.

whynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading It's not your "devil," JOKIM, that I dread; That's easy, when you're "bowling with your head," But when you sling them in, as you've done lately, Swift but _not_ straight, why, then you vex me greatly.

wicketnounUS /ˈwɪkət/

cricket equipment consisting of a set of three stumps topped by crosspieces; used in playing cricket

From this reading Your pet fast bumpy ones, wide of the wicket, Perhaps look showy, but they are not Cricket.

wideadjectiveUS /waɪd/

having great (or a certain) extent from one side to the other

From this reading Your pet fast bumpy ones, wide of the wicket, Perhaps look showy, but they are not Cricket.

wildestadjectiveUS /ˈwaɪldɪst/

superlative of “wild” — marked by extreme lack of restraint or control

From this reading I have stood up to GRANDOLPH at his wildest.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading It's not your "devil," JOKIM, that I dread; That's easy, when you're "bowling with your head," But when you sling them in, as you've done lately, Swift but _not_ straight, why, then you vex me greatly.

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading You know _his_ pitch and pace; not quite the mildest, Scarce equal, certainly, to "demon" DIZZY, But when he's on the spot he keeps one busy.

you're

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From this reading It's not your "devil," JOKIM, that I dread; That's easy, when you're "bowling with your head," But when you sling them in, as you've done lately, Swift but _not_ straight, why, then you vex me greatly.

you've

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From this reading It's not your "devil," JOKIM, that I dread; That's easy, when you're "bowling with your head," But when you sling them in, as you've done lately, Swift but _not_ straight, why, then you vex me greatly.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading It's not your "devil," JOKIM, that I dread; That's easy, when you're "bowling with your head," But when you sling them in, as you've done lately, Swift but _not_ straight, why, then you vex me greatly.

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890 by Various holds 571 sentences, grouped into 115 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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