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Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890
Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890 is here in full — 571 sentences across 115 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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_Bowler._ Oh, bother!
You're the crossest of old frumps.
Why, bless you, SMITH, I stood behind the stumps Long before you put gloves on!
_Wicket-keeper._ I dare say, But when we took you in our team to play 'Twas for your bowling.
I don't want to scoff At chance bad luck, but you have not come off!
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Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890 is here in full — 571 sentences across 115 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 68/114 · 5 reading units · Lines 336–340

Line 1
_Bowler._ Oh, bother!
/ˈboʊlər oʊ ˈbɑːðər/
Line 2
You're the crossest of old frumps.
Line 3
Why, bless you, SMITH, I stood behind the stumps Long before you put gloves on!
/waɪ bles juː smɪθ aɪ stʊd bɪˈhaɪnd ðə stʌmps lɔːŋ bɪˈfɔːr juː pʊt ɡlʌvz ɑːn/
Line 4
_Wicket-keeper._ I dare say, But when we took you in our team to play 'Twas for your bowling.
Line 5
I don't want to scoff At chance bad luck, but you have not come off!

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

bother verb US /ˈbɑːðər/

take the trouble to do something; concern oneself

From this reading “_Bowler._ Oh, bother!”

Bowler noun US /ˈboʊlər/

a cricketer who delivers the ball to the batsman in cricket

bowling noun US /ˈboʊlɪŋ/

a game in which balls are rolled at an object or group of objects with the aim of knocking them over or moving them

From this reading “_Wicket-keeper._ I dare say, But when we took you in our team to play 'Twas for your bowling.”

gloves noun US /ɡlʌvz/

plural of “glove” — the handwear used by fielders in playing baseball

From this reading “Why, bless you, SMITH, I stood behind the stumps Long before you put gloves on!”

scoff verb US /skɔːf/

laugh at with contempt and derision

From this reading “I don't want to scoff At chance bad luck, but you have not come off!”

smith noun US /smɪθ/

Rhodesian statesman who declared independence of Zimbabwe from Great Britain (born in 1919)

From this reading “Why, bless you, SMITH, I stood behind the stumps Long before you put gloves on!”

stumps noun US /stʌmps/

plural of “stump” — the base part of a tree that remains standing after the tree has been felled

From this reading “Why, bless you, SMITH, I stood behind the stumps Long before you put gloves on!”

team noun US /tiːm/

a cooperative unit (especially in sports)

From this reading “_Wicket-keeper._ I dare say, But when we took you in our team to play 'Twas for your bowling.”

All words in this reading · 49

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

AtprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading I don't want to scoff At chance bad luck, but you have not come off!

badadjectiveUS /bæd/

having undesirable or negative qualities

From this reading I don't want to scoff At chance bad luck, but you have not come off!

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading Why, bless you, SMITH, I stood behind the stumps Long before you put gloves on!

behindprepositionUS /bɪˈhaɪnd/

at or toward the back of something

From this reading Why, bless you, SMITH, I stood behind the stumps Long before you put gloves on!

blessverbUS /bles/

give a benediction to

From this reading Why, bless you, SMITH, I stood behind the stumps Long before you put gloves on!

botherverbUS /ˈbɑːðər/

take the trouble to do something; concern oneself

From this reading _Bowler._ Oh, bother!

BowlernounUS /ˈboʊlər/

a cricketer who delivers the ball to the batsman in cricket

From this reading _Bowler._ Oh, bother!

bowlingnounUS /ˈboʊlɪŋ/

a game in which balls are rolled at an object or group of objects with the aim of knocking them over or moving them

From this reading _Wicket-keeper._ I dare say, But when we took you in our team to play 'Twas for your bowling.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading _Wicket-keeper._ I dare say, But when we took you in our team to play 'Twas for your bowling.

chancenounUS /tʃæns/

a possibility due to a favorable combination of circumstances

From this reading I don't want to scoff At chance bad luck, but you have not come off!

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading I don't want to scoff At chance bad luck, but you have not come off!

crossest

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You're the crossest of old frumps.

dareverbUS /der/

take upon oneself; act presumptuously, without permission

From this reading _Wicket-keeper._ I dare say, But when we took you in our team to play 'Twas for your bowling.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I don't want to scoff At chance bad luck, but you have not come off!

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading _Wicket-keeper._ I dare say, But when we took you in our team to play 'Twas for your bowling.

frumps

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You're the crossest of old frumps.

glovesnounUS /ɡlʌvz/

plural of “glove” — the handwear used by fielders in playing baseball

From this reading Why, bless you, SMITH, I stood behind the stumps Long before you put gloves on!

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading I don't want to scoff At chance bad luck, but you have not come off!

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Why, bless you, SMITH, I stood behind the stumps Long before you put gloves on!

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading _Wicket-keeper._ I dare say, But when we took you in our team to play 'Twas for your bowling.

LongadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading Why, bless you, SMITH, I stood behind the stumps Long before you put gloves on!

lucknounUS /lʌk/

your overall circumstances or condition in life (including everything that happens to you)

From this reading I don't want to scoff At chance bad luck, but you have not come off!

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading I don't want to scoff At chance bad luck, but you have not come off!

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading You're the crossest of old frumps.

offadverbUS /ɔːf/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading I don't want to scoff At chance bad luck, but you have not come off!

OhnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading _Bowler._ Oh, bother!

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading You're the crossest of old frumps.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Why, bless you, SMITH, I stood behind the stumps Long before you put gloves on!

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading _Wicket-keeper._ I dare say, But when we took you in our team to play 'Twas for your bowling.

playverbUS /pleɪ/

participate in games or sport

From this reading _Wicket-keeper._ I dare say, But when we took you in our team to play 'Twas for your bowling.

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading Why, bless you, SMITH, I stood behind the stumps Long before you put gloves on!

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading _Wicket-keeper._ I dare say, But when we took you in our team to play 'Twas for your bowling.

scoffverbUS /skɔːf/

laugh at with contempt and derision

From this reading I don't want to scoff At chance bad luck, but you have not come off!

SMITHnounUS /smɪθ/

Rhodesian statesman who declared independence of Zimbabwe from Great Britain (born in 1919)

From this reading Why, bless you, SMITH, I stood behind the stumps Long before you put gloves on!

stoodverbUS /stʊd/

Maintained an upright posture.

From this reading Why, bless you, SMITH, I stood behind the stumps Long before you put gloves on!

stumpsnounUS /stʌmps/

plural of “stump” — the base part of a tree that remains standing after the tree has been felled

From this reading Why, bless you, SMITH, I stood behind the stumps Long before you put gloves on!

teamnounUS /tiːm/

a cooperative unit (especially in sports)

From this reading _Wicket-keeper._ I dare say, But when we took you in our team to play 'Twas for your bowling.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading You're the crossest of old frumps.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading _Wicket-keeper._ I dare say, But when we took you in our team to play 'Twas for your bowling.

tookverbUS /tʊk/

inflected form of “take” — carry out

From this reading _Wicket-keeper._ I dare say, But when we took you in our team to play 'Twas for your bowling.

Twas

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Wicket-keeper._ I dare say, But when we took you in our team to play 'Twas for your bowling.

wantverbUS /wɑːnt/

feel or have a desire for; want strongly

From this reading I don't want to scoff At chance bad luck, but you have not come off!

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading _Wicket-keeper._ I dare say, But when we took you in our team to play 'Twas for your bowling.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading _Wicket-keeper._ I dare say, But when we took you in our team to play 'Twas for your bowling.

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading Why, bless you, SMITH, I stood behind the stumps Long before you put gloves on!

Wicket-keepernoun

stands behind the wicket to catch balls

From this reading _Wicket-keeper._ I dare say, But when we took you in our team to play 'Twas for your bowling.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Why, bless you, SMITH, I stood behind the stumps Long before you put gloves on!

You're

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You're the crossest of old frumps.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading _Wicket-keeper._ I dare say, But when we took you in our team to play 'Twas for your bowling.

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890 by Various holds 571 sentences, grouped into 115 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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