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Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890
Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890 is here in full — 571 sentences across 115 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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The other two letters contained the same extract, and similar requests from "The Universal Notice-Mongers," and "The British Cutting Company (Limited)."
I decided in favour of the U.A.C.P., sent them two guineas, and waited.
Three days afterwards there came a scrubby little roll of paper, with a halfpenny stamp on it.
I saw the magic letters U.A.C.P. upon it, and tore it open.
It contained a newspaper cutting, which nothing but my desire to be truthful would force me to publish.
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Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890 is here in full — 571 sentences across 115 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 86/114 · 5 reading units · Lines 426–430

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The other two letters contained the same extract, and similar requests from "The Universal Notice-Mongers," and "The British Cutting Company (Limited)."
Line 2
I decided in favour of the U.A.C.P., sent them two guineas, and waited.
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Three days afterwards there came a scrubby little roll of paper, with a halfpenny stamp on it.
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I saw the magic letters U.A.C.P. upon it, and tore it open.
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It contained a newspaper cutting, which nothing but my desire to be truthful would force me to publish.
/ɪt kənˈteɪnd ə ˈnuːzpeɪpər ˈkʌtɪŋ wɪtʃ ˈnʌθɪŋ bʌt maɪ dɪˈzaɪər tuː biː ˈtruːθfəl wʊd fɔːrs miː tuː ˈpʌblɪʃ/

Learner Dictionary

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Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

extract verb US /ˈekstrækt/

remove, usually with some force or effort; also used in an abstract sense

From this reading “The other two letters contained the same extract, and similar requests from "The Universal Notice-Mongers," and "The British Cutting Company (Limited)."”

guineas noun US /ˈɡɪniz/

plural of “guinea” — a former British gold coin worth 21 shillings

From this reading “I decided in favour of the U.A.C.P., sent them two guineas, and waited.”

Limited adjective US /ˈlɪmətəd/

small in range or scope

From this reading “The other two letters contained the same extract, and similar requests from "The Universal Notice-Mongers," and "The British Cutting Company (Limited)."”

publish verb US /ˈpʌblɪʃ/

put into print

From this reading “It contained a newspaper cutting, which nothing but my desire to be truthful would force me to publish.”

requests noun US /rɪˈkwests/

plural of “request” — a formal message requesting something that is submitted to an authority

From this reading “The other two letters contained the same extract, and similar requests from "The Universal Notice-Mongers," and "The British Cutting Company (Limited)."”

scrubby adjective US /ˈskrʌbi/

sparsely covered with stunted trees or vegetation and underbrush

From this reading “Three days afterwards there came a scrubby little roll of paper, with a halfpenny stamp on it.”

stamp verb US /stæmp/

walk heavily

From this reading “Three days afterwards there came a scrubby little roll of paper, with a halfpenny stamp on it.”

truthful adjective US /ˈtruːθfəl/

expressing or given to expressing the truth

From this reading “It contained a newspaper cutting, which nothing but my desire to be truthful would force me to publish.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading I decided in favour of the U.A.C.P., sent them two guineas, and waited.

afterwardsadverbUS /ˈæftərwərdz/

happening at a time subsequent to a reference time

From this reading Three days afterwards there came a scrubby little roll of paper, with a halfpenny stamp on it.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The other two letters contained the same extract, and similar requests from "The Universal Notice-Mongers," and "The British Cutting Company (Limited)."

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading It contained a newspaper cutting, which nothing but my desire to be truthful would force me to publish.

BritishnounUS /ˈbrɪtɪʃ/

the people of Great Britain

From this reading The other two letters contained the same extract, and similar requests from "The Universal Notice-Mongers," and "The British Cutting Company (Limited)."

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading It contained a newspaper cutting, which nothing but my desire to be truthful would force me to publish.

CnounUS /siː/

a degree on the centigrade scale of temperature

From this reading I decided in favour of the U.A.C.P., sent them two guineas, and waited.

cameverbUS /keɪm/

inflected form of “come” — move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading Three days afterwards there came a scrubby little roll of paper, with a halfpenny stamp on it.

CompanynounUS /ˈkʌmpəniː/

an institution created to conduct business

From this reading The other two letters contained the same extract, and similar requests from "The Universal Notice-Mongers," and "The British Cutting Company (Limited)."

containedadjectiveUS /kənˈteɪnd/

gotten under control

From this reading The other two letters contained the same extract, and similar requests from "The Universal Notice-Mongers," and "The British Cutting Company (Limited)."

CuttingnounUS /ˈkʌtɪŋ/

the activity of selecting the scenes to be shown and putting them together to create a film

From this reading The other two letters contained the same extract, and similar requests from "The Universal Notice-Mongers," and "The British Cutting Company (Limited)."

daysnounUS /deɪz/

the time during which someone's life continues

From this reading Three days afterwards there came a scrubby little roll of paper, with a halfpenny stamp on it.

decidedadjectiveUS /ˌdɪˈsaɪdɪd/

recognizable; marked

From this reading I decided in favour of the U.A.C.P., sent them two guineas, and waited.

desirenounUS /dɪˈzaɪər/

the feeling that accompanies an unsatisfied state

From this reading It contained a newspaper cutting, which nothing but my desire to be truthful would force me to publish.

extractverbUS /ˈekstrækt/

remove, usually with some force or effort; also used in an abstract sense

From this reading The other two letters contained the same extract, and similar requests from "The Universal Notice-Mongers," and "The British Cutting Company (Limited)."

favournounUS /ˈfeɪvər/

a feeling of favorable regard

From this reading I decided in favour of the U.A.C.P., sent them two guineas, and waited.

forcenounUS /fɔːrs/

a powerful effect or influence

From this reading It contained a newspaper cutting, which nothing but my desire to be truthful would force me to publish.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading The other two letters contained the same extract, and similar requests from "The Universal Notice-Mongers," and "The British Cutting Company (Limited)."

guineasnounUS /ˈɡɪniz/

plural of “guinea” — a former British gold coin worth 21 shillings

From this reading I decided in favour of the U.A.C.P., sent them two guineas, and waited.

halfpennynoun

an English coin worth half a penny

From this reading Three days afterwards there came a scrubby little roll of paper, with a halfpenny stamp on it.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I decided in favour of the U.A.C.P., sent them two guineas, and waited.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading I decided in favour of the U.A.C.P., sent them two guineas, and waited.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Three days afterwards there came a scrubby little roll of paper, with a halfpenny stamp on it.

lettersnounUS /ˈletərz/

the literary culture

From this reading The other two letters contained the same extract, and similar requests from "The Universal Notice-Mongers," and "The British Cutting Company (Limited)."

LimitedadjectiveUS /ˈlɪmətəd/

small in range or scope

From this reading The other two letters contained the same extract, and similar requests from "The Universal Notice-Mongers," and "The British Cutting Company (Limited)."

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading Three days afterwards there came a scrubby little roll of paper, with a halfpenny stamp on it.

magicnounUS /ˈmædʒɪk/

any art that invokes supernatural powers

From this reading I saw the magic letters U.A.C.P. upon it, and tore it open.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading It contained a newspaper cutting, which nothing but my desire to be truthful would force me to publish.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading It contained a newspaper cutting, which nothing but my desire to be truthful would force me to publish.

newspapernounUS /ˈnuːzpeɪpər/

a daily or weekly publication on folded sheets; contains news and articles and advertisements

From this reading It contained a newspaper cutting, which nothing but my desire to be truthful would force me to publish.

nothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading It contained a newspaper cutting, which nothing but my desire to be truthful would force me to publish.

Notice-Mongers

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The other two letters contained the same extract, and similar requests from "The Universal Notice-Mongers," and "The British Cutting Company (Limited)."

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading I decided in favour of the U.A.C.P., sent them two guineas, and waited.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Three days afterwards there came a scrubby little roll of paper, with a halfpenny stamp on it.

openverbUS /ˈoʊ.pən/

To move from a closed position.

From this reading I saw the magic letters U.A.C.P. upon it, and tore it open.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading The other two letters contained the same extract, and similar requests from "The Universal Notice-Mongers," and "The British Cutting Company (Limited)."

PnounUS /piː/

a multivalent nonmetallic element of the nitrogen family that occurs commonly in inorganic phosphate rocks and as organic phosphates in all living cells; is highly reactive and occurs in several allotropic forms

From this reading I decided in favour of the U.A.C.P., sent them two guineas, and waited.

papernounUS /ˈpeɪpər/

a material made of cellulose pulp derived mainly from wood or rags or certain grasses

From this reading Three days afterwards there came a scrubby little roll of paper, with a halfpenny stamp on it.

publishverbUS /ˈpʌblɪʃ/

put into print

From this reading It contained a newspaper cutting, which nothing but my desire to be truthful would force me to publish.

requestsnounUS /rɪˈkwests/

plural of “request” — a formal message requesting something that is submitted to an authority

From this reading The other two letters contained the same extract, and similar requests from "The Universal Notice-Mongers," and "The British Cutting Company (Limited)."

rollverbUS /roʊl/

move by turning over or rotating

From this reading Three days afterwards there came a scrubby little roll of paper, with a halfpenny stamp on it.

sameadjectiveUS /seɪm/

Identical; not different.

From this reading The other two letters contained the same extract, and similar requests from "The Universal Notice-Mongers," and "The British Cutting Company (Limited)."

sawverbUS /sɔː/

cut with a saw

From this reading I saw the magic letters U.A.C.P. upon it, and tore it open.

scrubbyadjectiveUS /ˈskrʌbi/

sparsely covered with stunted trees or vegetation and underbrush

From this reading Three days afterwards there came a scrubby little roll of paper, with a halfpenny stamp on it.

sentnounUS /sent/

100 senti equal 1 kroon in Estonia

From this reading I decided in favour of the U.A.C.P., sent them two guineas, and waited.

similaradjectiveUS /ˈsɪmələr/

marked by correspondence or resemblance

From this reading The other two letters contained the same extract, and similar requests from "The Universal Notice-Mongers," and "The British Cutting Company (Limited)."

stampverbUS /stæmp/

walk heavily

From this reading Three days afterwards there came a scrubby little roll of paper, with a halfpenny stamp on it.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The other two letters contained the same extract, and similar requests from "The Universal Notice-Mongers," and "The British Cutting Company (Limited)."

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading I decided in favour of the U.A.C.P., sent them two guineas, and waited.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading Three days afterwards there came a scrubby little roll of paper, with a halfpenny stamp on it.

ThreenounUS /θriː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one and one

From this reading Three days afterwards there came a scrubby little roll of paper, with a halfpenny stamp on it.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading It contained a newspaper cutting, which nothing but my desire to be truthful would force me to publish.

torenounUS /tɔːr/

commonly the lowest molding at the base of a column

From this reading I saw the magic letters U.A.C.P. upon it, and tore it open.

truthfuladjectiveUS /ˈtruːθfəl/

expressing or given to expressing the truth

From this reading It contained a newspaper cutting, which nothing but my desire to be truthful would force me to publish.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading The other two letters contained the same extract, and similar requests from "The Universal Notice-Mongers," and "The British Cutting Company (Limited)."

UnounUS /juː/

a base containing nitrogen that is found in RNA (but not in DNA) and derived from pyrimidine; pairs with adenine

From this reading I decided in favour of the U.A.C.P., sent them two guineas, and waited.

UniversaladjectiveUS /ˌjuːnəˈvɜːrsəl/

of worldwide scope or applicability

From this reading The other two letters contained the same extract, and similar requests from "The Universal Notice-Mongers," and "The British Cutting Company (Limited)."

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading I saw the magic letters U.A.C.P. upon it, and tore it open.

waitedverbUS /ˈweɪtɪd/

past form of “wait” — stay in one place and anticipate or expect something

From this reading I decided in favour of the U.A.C.P., sent them two guineas, and waited.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading It contained a newspaper cutting, which nothing but my desire to be truthful would force me to publish.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Three days afterwards there came a scrubby little roll of paper, with a halfpenny stamp on it.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading It contained a newspaper cutting, which nothing but my desire to be truthful would force me to publish.

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890 by Various holds 571 sentences, grouped into 115 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 571 sentences of Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890, unabridged, divided into 115 reading sections.

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How do I study chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890?

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