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Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890
Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890 is here in full — 571 sentences across 115 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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We have often been asked how we contrive to put together every week the delightful paragraphs which appear in this column.
The system is really wonderfully easy, and, with proper instruction, a child could do it.
The first point is to select an item of intelligence about which few people care to hear.
This must be spun out very thin and long, and adorned with easy extracts from TUPPER, the copy-books, or Mr. W.H. SMITH'S speeches.
Then wrap it up in a blanket of humour, sprinkle with fatuousness, and serve cold.
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Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890 is here in full — 571 sentences across 115 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 95/114 · 5 reading units · Lines 471–475

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We have often been asked how we contrive to put together every week the delightful paragraphs which appear in this column.
Line 2
The system is really wonderfully easy, and, with proper instruction, a child could do it.
/ðə ˈsɪstəm ɪz ˈrɪli ˈwʌndərfəli ˈiːzi ənd wɪð ˈprɑːpər ˌɪnˈstrʌkʃən ə tʃaɪld kʊd duː ɪt/
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The first point is to select an item of intelligence about which few people care to hear.
/ðə fɜːrst pɔɪnt ɪz tuː səˈlekt æn ˈaɪtəm ʌv ˌɪnˈtelədʒəns əˈbaʊt wɪtʃ fjuː ˈpiːpəl ker tuː hiːr/
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This must be spun out very thin and long, and adorned with easy extracts from TUPPER, the copy-books, or Mr. W.H. SMITH'S speeches.
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Then wrap it up in a blanket of humour, sprinkle with fatuousness, and serve cold.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

contrive verb US /kənˈtraɪv/

make or work out a plan for; devise

From this reading “We have often been asked how we contrive to put together every week the delightful paragraphs which appear in this column.”

extracts noun US /ˈekstrækts/

plural of “extract” — a solution obtained by steeping or soaking a substance (usually in water)

From this reading “This must be spun out very thin and long, and adorned with easy extracts from TUPPER, the copy-books, or Mr. W.H. SMITH'S speeches.”

item noun US /ˈaɪtəm/

a distinct part that can be specified separately in a group of things that could be enumerated on a list

From this reading “The first point is to select an item of intelligence about which few people care to hear.”

paragraphs noun US /ˈpærəɡræfs/

plural of “paragraph” — one of several distinct subdivisions of a text intended to separate ideas; the beginning is usually marked by a new indented line

From this reading “We have often been asked how we contrive to put together every week the delightful paragraphs which appear in this column.”

smith's noun US /smɪθs/

possessive form of “smith” — Rhodesian statesman who declared independence of Zimbabwe from Great Britain (born in 1919)

From this reading “This must be spun out very thin and long, and adorned with easy extracts from TUPPER, the copy-books, or Mr. W.H. SMITH'S speeches.”

sprinkle verb US /ˈsprɪŋkəl/

distribute loosely

From this reading “Then wrap it up in a blanket of humour, sprinkle with fatuousness, and serve cold.”

spun verb US /spʌn/

inflected form of “spin” — revolve quickly and repeatedly around one's own axis

From this reading “This must be spun out very thin and long, and adorned with easy extracts from TUPPER, the copy-books, or Mr. W.H. SMITH'S speeches.”

wrap verb US /ræp/

arrange or fold as a cover or protection

From this reading “Then wrap it up in a blanket of humour, sprinkle with fatuousness, and serve cold.”

All words in this reading · 73

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading The system is really wonderfully easy, and, with proper instruction, a child could do it.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading The first point is to select an item of intelligence about which few people care to hear.

adornedadjectiveUS /əˈdɔːrnd/

provided with something intended to increase its beauty or distinction

From this reading This must be spun out very thin and long, and adorned with easy extracts from TUPPER, the copy-books, or Mr. W.H. SMITH'S speeches.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading The first point is to select an item of intelligence about which few people care to hear.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The system is really wonderfully easy, and, with proper instruction, a child could do it.

appearverbUS /əˈpɪr/

give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading We have often been asked how we contrive to put together every week the delightful paragraphs which appear in this column.

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading We have often been asked how we contrive to put together every week the delightful paragraphs which appear in this column.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading This must be spun out very thin and long, and adorned with easy extracts from TUPPER, the copy-books, or Mr. W.H. SMITH'S speeches.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading We have often been asked how we contrive to put together every week the delightful paragraphs which appear in this column.

blanketnounUS /ˈblæŋkət/

bedding that keeps a person warm in bed

From this reading Then wrap it up in a blanket of humour, sprinkle with fatuousness, and serve cold.

carenounUS /ker/

the work of providing treatment for or attending to someone or something

From this reading The first point is to select an item of intelligence about which few people care to hear.

childnounUS /tʃaɪld/

a young person of either sex

From this reading The system is really wonderfully easy, and, with proper instruction, a child could do it.

coldadjectiveUS /koʊld/

having a low or inadequate temperature or feeling a sensation of coldness or having been made cold by e.g. ice or refrigeration

From this reading Then wrap it up in a blanket of humour, sprinkle with fatuousness, and serve cold.

columnnounUS /ˈkɑːləm/

a line of units following one after another

From this reading We have often been asked how we contrive to put together every week the delightful paragraphs which appear in this column.

contriveverbUS /kənˈtraɪv/

make or work out a plan for; devise

From this reading We have often been asked how we contrive to put together every week the delightful paragraphs which appear in this column.

copy-books

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading This must be spun out very thin and long, and adorned with easy extracts from TUPPER, the copy-books, or Mr. W.H. SMITH'S speeches.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading The system is really wonderfully easy, and, with proper instruction, a child could do it.

delightfuladjectiveUS /dɪˈlaɪtfəl/

greatly pleasing or entertaining

From this reading We have often been asked how we contrive to put together every week the delightful paragraphs which appear in this column.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading The system is really wonderfully easy, and, with proper instruction, a child could do it.

easyadjectiveUS /ˈiːzi/

posing no difficulty; requiring little effort

From this reading The system is really wonderfully easy, and, with proper instruction, a child could do it.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading We have often been asked how we contrive to put together every week the delightful paragraphs which appear in this column.

extractsnounUS /ˈekstrækts/

plural of “extract” — a solution obtained by steeping or soaking a substance (usually in water)

From this reading This must be spun out very thin and long, and adorned with easy extracts from TUPPER, the copy-books, or Mr. W.H. SMITH'S speeches.

fatuousnessnoun

a ludicrous folly

From this reading Then wrap it up in a blanket of humour, sprinkle with fatuousness, and serve cold.

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading The first point is to select an item of intelligence about which few people care to hear.

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading The first point is to select an item of intelligence about which few people care to hear.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading This must be spun out very thin and long, and adorned with easy extracts from TUPPER, the copy-books, or Mr. W.H. SMITH'S speeches.

HnounUS /eɪtʃ/

a nonmetallic univalent element that is normally a colorless and odorless highly flammable diatomic gas; the simplest and lightest and most abundant element in the universe

From this reading This must be spun out very thin and long, and adorned with easy extracts from TUPPER, the copy-books, or Mr. W.H. SMITH'S speeches.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading We have often been asked how we contrive to put together every week the delightful paragraphs which appear in this column.

hearverbUS /hiːr/

perceive (sound) via the auditory sense

From this reading The first point is to select an item of intelligence about which few people care to hear.

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading We have often been asked how we contrive to put together every week the delightful paragraphs which appear in this column.

humournounUS /ˈhjuːmər/

a characteristic (habitual or relatively temporary) state of feeling

From this reading Then wrap it up in a blanket of humour, sprinkle with fatuousness, and serve cold.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading We have often been asked how we contrive to put together every week the delightful paragraphs which appear in this column.

instructionnounUS /ˌɪnˈstrʌkʃən/

a message describing how something is to be done

From this reading The system is really wonderfully easy, and, with proper instruction, a child could do it.

intelligencenounUS /ˌɪnˈtelədʒəns/

the ability to comprehend; to understand and profit from experience

From this reading The first point is to select an item of intelligence about which few people care to hear.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The system is really wonderfully easy, and, with proper instruction, a child could do it.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading The system is really wonderfully easy, and, with proper instruction, a child could do it.

itemnounUS /ˈaɪtəm/

a distinct part that can be specified separately in a group of things that could be enumerated on a list

From this reading The first point is to select an item of intelligence about which few people care to hear.

longadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading This must be spun out very thin and long, and adorned with easy extracts from TUPPER, the copy-books, or Mr. W.H. SMITH'S speeches.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading This must be spun out very thin and long, and adorned with easy extracts from TUPPER, the copy-books, or Mr. W.H. SMITH'S speeches.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading This must be spun out very thin and long, and adorned with easy extracts from TUPPER, the copy-books, or Mr. W.H. SMITH'S speeches.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The first point is to select an item of intelligence about which few people care to hear.

oftenadverbUS /ˈɔːfən/

many times at short intervals

From this reading We have often been asked how we contrive to put together every week the delightful paragraphs which appear in this column.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading This must be spun out very thin and long, and adorned with easy extracts from TUPPER, the copy-books, or Mr. W.H. SMITH'S speeches.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading This must be spun out very thin and long, and adorned with easy extracts from TUPPER, the copy-books, or Mr. W.H. SMITH'S speeches.

paragraphsnounUS /ˈpærəɡræfs/

plural of “paragraph” — one of several distinct subdivisions of a text intended to separate ideas; the beginning is usually marked by a new indented line

From this reading We have often been asked how we contrive to put together every week the delightful paragraphs which appear in this column.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading The first point is to select an item of intelligence about which few people care to hear.

pointnounUS /pɔɪnt/

a geometric element that has position but no extension

From this reading The first point is to select an item of intelligence about which few people care to hear.

properadjectiveUS /ˈprɑːpər/

marked by suitability or rightness or appropriateness

From this reading The system is really wonderfully easy, and, with proper instruction, a child could do it.

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading We have often been asked how we contrive to put together every week the delightful paragraphs which appear in this column.

reallyadverbUS /ˈrɪli/

in accordance with truth or fact or reality

From this reading The system is really wonderfully easy, and, with proper instruction, a child could do it.

selectadjectiveUS /səˈlekt/

of superior grade

From this reading The first point is to select an item of intelligence about which few people care to hear.

serveverbUS /sɜːrv/

serve a purpose, role, or function

From this reading Then wrap it up in a blanket of humour, sprinkle with fatuousness, and serve cold.

SMITH'SnounUS /smɪθs/

possessive form of “smith” — Rhodesian statesman who declared independence of Zimbabwe from Great Britain (born in 1919)

From this reading This must be spun out very thin and long, and adorned with easy extracts from TUPPER, the copy-books, or Mr. W.H. SMITH'S speeches.

speechesnounUS /ˈspiːtʃəz/

plural of “speech” — the act of delivering a formal spoken communication to an audience

From this reading This must be spun out very thin and long, and adorned with easy extracts from TUPPER, the copy-books, or Mr. W.H. SMITH'S speeches.

sprinkleverbUS /ˈsprɪŋkəl/

distribute loosely

From this reading Then wrap it up in a blanket of humour, sprinkle with fatuousness, and serve cold.

spunverbUS /spʌn/

inflected form of “spin” — revolve quickly and repeatedly around one's own axis

From this reading This must be spun out very thin and long, and adorned with easy extracts from TUPPER, the copy-books, or Mr. W.H. SMITH'S speeches.

systemnounUS /ˈsɪstəm/

instrumentality that combines interrelated interacting artifacts designed to work as a coherent entity

From this reading The system is really wonderfully easy, and, with proper instruction, a child could do it.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading We have often been asked how we contrive to put together every week the delightful paragraphs which appear in this column.

ThenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading Then wrap it up in a blanket of humour, sprinkle with fatuousness, and serve cold.

thinadjectiveUS /θɪn/

Having little thickness or extent.

From this reading This must be spun out very thin and long, and adorned with easy extracts from TUPPER, the copy-books, or Mr. W.H. SMITH'S speeches.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading We have often been asked how we contrive to put together every week the delightful paragraphs which appear in this column.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading We have often been asked how we contrive to put together every week the delightful paragraphs which appear in this column.

togetheradverbUS /təˈɡeðər/

in contact with each other or in proximity

From this reading We have often been asked how we contrive to put together every week the delightful paragraphs which appear in this column.

TUPPER

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading This must be spun out very thin and long, and adorned with easy extracts from TUPPER, the copy-books, or Mr. W.H. SMITH'S speeches.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading Then wrap it up in a blanket of humour, sprinkle with fatuousness, and serve cold.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading This must be spun out very thin and long, and adorned with easy extracts from TUPPER, the copy-books, or Mr. W.H. SMITH'S speeches.

WnounUS /ˈdʌbəljuː/

a heavy grey-white metallic element; the pure form is used mainly in electrical applications; it is found in several ores including wolframite and scheelite

From this reading This must be spun out very thin and long, and adorned with easy extracts from TUPPER, the copy-books, or Mr. W.H. SMITH'S speeches.

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading We have often been asked how we contrive to put together every week the delightful paragraphs which appear in this column.

weeknounUS /wiːk/

any period of seven consecutive days

From this reading We have often been asked how we contrive to put together every week the delightful paragraphs which appear in this column.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading We have often been asked how we contrive to put together every week the delightful paragraphs which appear in this column.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading The system is really wonderfully easy, and, with proper instruction, a child could do it.

wonderfullyadverbUS /ˈwʌndərfəli/

(used as an intensifier) extremely well

From this reading The system is really wonderfully easy, and, with proper instruction, a child could do it.

wrapverbUS /ræp/

arrange or fold as a cover or protection

From this reading Then wrap it up in a blanket of humour, sprinkle with fatuousness, and serve cold.

Chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890 by Various holds 571 sentences, grouped into 115 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890 contain?

Chapter 1 holds 571 sentences of Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890, unabridged, divided into 115 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890 by Various exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 571 sentences, grouped into 115 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 1 of Punch — Volume 99, August 16, 1890?

Work through the 115 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

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Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 1 can be played aloud in United States English.

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Project Gutenberg eBook #12305, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

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