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Punch - Volume 25 (Jul-Dec 1853)
Punch - Volume 25 (Jul-Dec 1853)

Chapter XVIII

Chapter 18 of Punch - Volume 25 (Jul-Dec 1853) is here in full — 353 sentences across 71 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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He has scarcely got a mouth, and no teeth, but in their stead A yard or two of tongue in his elongated head; And why the fickle public should delight in such a beast, Is a mystery that I cannot understand the least.
And it's oh! oh! would any one suppose, An Ant-eater could ever out of joint put my nose?
I was growing up in Hippohood, the visitors to please, And cutting my incisors, and increasing by degrees; And my milk-and-carrot diet I was quickly throwing by-- And now they have compelled me to eat humble pie.
And it's oh! oh! what a thing I disclose!
The American Ant-eater out of joint's put my nose.
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Punch - Volume 25 (Jul-Dec 1853)

Chapter XVIII

Chapter 18 of Punch - Volume 25 (Jul-Dec 1853) is here in full — 353 sentences across 71 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/70 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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He has scarcely got a mouth, and no teeth, but in their stead A yard or two of tongue in his elongated head; And why the fickle public should delight in such a beast, Is a mystery that I cannot understand the least.
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And it's oh! oh! would any one suppose, An Ant-eater could ever out of joint put my nose?
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I was growing up in Hippohood, the visitors to please, And cutting my incisors, and increasing by degrees; And my milk-and-carrot diet I was quickly throwing by-- And now they have compelled me to eat humble pie.
Line 4
And it's oh! oh! what a thing I disclose!
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The American Ant-eater out of joint's put my nose.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

diet noun US /ˈdaɪət/

a prescribed selection of foods

From this reading “I was growing up in Hippohood, the visitors to please, And cutting my incisors, and increasing by degrees; And my milk-and-carrot diet I was quickly throwing by-- And now they have compelled me to eat humble pie.”

disclose verb US /dɪˈskloʊz/

make known to the public information that was previously known only to a few people or that was meant to be kept a secret

From this reading “And it's oh! oh! what a thing I disclose!”

elongated adjective US /ɪˈlɔːŋɡeɪtəd/

drawn out or made longer spatially

From this reading “He has scarcely got a mouth, and no teeth, but in their stead A yard or two of tongue in his elongated head; And why the fickle public should delight in such a beast, Is a mystery that I cannot understand the least.”

fickle adjective US /ˈfɪkəl/

marked by erratic changeableness in affections or attachments

From this reading “He has scarcely got a mouth, and no teeth, but in their stead A yard or two of tongue in his elongated head; And why the fickle public should delight in such a beast, Is a mystery that I cannot understand the least.”

incisors noun US /ˌɪnˈsaɪzərz/

plural of “incisor” — a tooth for cutting or gnawing; located in the front of the mouth in both jaws

From this reading “I was growing up in Hippohood, the visitors to please, And cutting my incisors, and increasing by degrees; And my milk-and-carrot diet I was quickly throwing by-- And now they have compelled me to eat humble pie.”

joint noun US /dʒɔɪnt/

(anatomy) the point of connection between two bones or elements of a skeleton (especially if it allows motion)

From this reading “And it's oh! oh! would any one suppose, An Ant-eater could ever out of joint put my nose?”

pie noun US /paɪ/

dish baked in pastry-lined pan often with a pastry top

From this reading “I was growing up in Hippohood, the visitors to please, And cutting my incisors, and increasing by degrees; And my milk-and-carrot diet I was quickly throwing by-- And now they have compelled me to eat humble pie.”

stead noun US /sted/

the post or function properly or customarily occupied or served by another

From this reading “He has scarcely got a mouth, and no teeth, but in their stead A yard or two of tongue in his elongated head; And why the fickle public should delight in such a beast, Is a mystery that I cannot understand the least.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

by degrees preposition + noun counted as “by degree”

In this reading “I was growing up in Hippohood, the visitors to please, And cutting my incisors, and increasing by degrees; And my milk-and-carrot diet I was quickly throwing by-- And now they have compelled me to eat humble pie.”

delight in verb + particle

In this reading “He has scarcely got a mouth, and no teeth, but in their stead A yard or two of tongue in his elongated head; And why the fickle public should delight in such a beast, Is a mystery that I cannot understand the least.”

All words in this reading · 80

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading He has scarcely got a mouth, and no teeth, but in their stead A yard or two of tongue in his elongated head; And why the fickle public should delight in such a beast, Is a mystery that I cannot understand the least.

AmericannounUS /əˈmerəkən/

a native or inhabitant of the United States

From this reading The American Ant-eater out of joint's put my nose.

AndeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading And it's oh! oh! would any one suppose, An Ant-eater could ever out of joint put my nose?

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading He has scarcely got a mouth, and no teeth, but in their stead A yard or two of tongue in his elongated head; And why the fickle public should delight in such a beast, Is a mystery that I cannot understand the least.

Ant-eater

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading And it's oh! oh! would any one suppose, An Ant-eater could ever out of joint put my nose?

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading And it's oh! oh! would any one suppose, An Ant-eater could ever out of joint put my nose?

beastnounUS /biːst/

a living organism characterized by voluntary movement

From this reading He has scarcely got a mouth, and no teeth, but in their stead A yard or two of tongue in his elongated head; And why the fickle public should delight in such a beast, Is a mystery that I cannot understand the least.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading He has scarcely got a mouth, and no teeth, but in their stead A yard or two of tongue in his elongated head; And why the fickle public should delight in such a beast, Is a mystery that I cannot understand the least.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading I was growing up in Hippohood, the visitors to please, And cutting my incisors, and increasing by degrees; And my milk-and-carrot diet I was quickly throwing by-- And now they have compelled me to eat humble pie.

cannot

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading He has scarcely got a mouth, and no teeth, but in their stead A yard or two of tongue in his elongated head; And why the fickle public should delight in such a beast, Is a mystery that I cannot understand the least.

compelledverbUS /kəmˈpeld/

inflected form of “compel” — force somebody to do something

From this reading I was growing up in Hippohood, the visitors to please, And cutting my incisors, and increasing by degrees; And my milk-and-carrot diet I was quickly throwing by-- And now they have compelled me to eat humble pie.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading And it's oh! oh! would any one suppose, An Ant-eater could ever out of joint put my nose?

cuttingnounUS /ˈkʌtɪŋ/

the activity of selecting the scenes to be shown and putting them together to create a film

From this reading I was growing up in Hippohood, the visitors to please, And cutting my incisors, and increasing by degrees; And my milk-and-carrot diet I was quickly throwing by-- And now they have compelled me to eat humble pie.

degreesnounUS /dɪˈɡriːz/

plural of “degree” — a position on a scale of intensity or amount or quality

From this reading I was growing up in Hippohood, the visitors to please, And cutting my incisors, and increasing by degrees; And my milk-and-carrot diet I was quickly throwing by-- And now they have compelled me to eat humble pie.

delightverbUS /dɪˈlaɪt/

give pleasure to or be pleasing to

From this reading He has scarcely got a mouth, and no teeth, but in their stead A yard or two of tongue in his elongated head; And why the fickle public should delight in such a beast, Is a mystery that I cannot understand the least.

dietnounUS /ˈdaɪət/

a prescribed selection of foods

From this reading I was growing up in Hippohood, the visitors to please, And cutting my incisors, and increasing by degrees; And my milk-and-carrot diet I was quickly throwing by-- And now they have compelled me to eat humble pie.

discloseverbUS /dɪˈskloʊz/

make known to the public information that was previously known only to a few people or that was meant to be kept a secret

From this reading And it's oh! oh! what a thing I disclose!

eatverbUS /iːt/

take in solid food

From this reading I was growing up in Hippohood, the visitors to please, And cutting my incisors, and increasing by degrees; And my milk-and-carrot diet I was quickly throwing by-- And now they have compelled me to eat humble pie.

elongatedadjectiveUS /ɪˈlɔːŋɡeɪtəd/

drawn out or made longer spatially

From this reading He has scarcely got a mouth, and no teeth, but in their stead A yard or two of tongue in his elongated head; And why the fickle public should delight in such a beast, Is a mystery that I cannot understand the least.

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading And it's oh! oh! would any one suppose, An Ant-eater could ever out of joint put my nose?

fickleadjectiveUS /ˈfɪkəl/

marked by erratic changeableness in affections or attachments

From this reading He has scarcely got a mouth, and no teeth, but in their stead A yard or two of tongue in his elongated head; And why the fickle public should delight in such a beast, Is a mystery that I cannot understand the least.

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading He has scarcely got a mouth, and no teeth, but in their stead A yard or two of tongue in his elongated head; And why the fickle public should delight in such a beast, Is a mystery that I cannot understand the least.

growingnounUS /ˈɡroʊɪŋ/

(biology) the process of an individual organism growing organically; a purely biological unfolding of events involved in an organism changing gradually from a simple to a more complex level

From this reading I was growing up in Hippohood, the visitors to please, And cutting my incisors, and increasing by degrees; And my milk-and-carrot diet I was quickly throwing by-- And now they have compelled me to eat humble pie.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading He has scarcely got a mouth, and no teeth, but in their stead A yard or two of tongue in his elongated head; And why the fickle public should delight in such a beast, Is a mystery that I cannot understand the least.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading I was growing up in Hippohood, the visitors to please, And cutting my incisors, and increasing by degrees; And my milk-and-carrot diet I was quickly throwing by-- And now they have compelled me to eat humble pie.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He has scarcely got a mouth, and no teeth, but in their stead A yard or two of tongue in his elongated head; And why the fickle public should delight in such a beast, Is a mystery that I cannot understand the least.

headnounUS /hed/

the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading He has scarcely got a mouth, and no teeth, but in their stead A yard or two of tongue in his elongated head; And why the fickle public should delight in such a beast, Is a mystery that I cannot understand the least.

Hippohood

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I was growing up in Hippohood, the visitors to please, And cutting my incisors, and increasing by degrees; And my milk-and-carrot diet I was quickly throwing by-- And now they have compelled me to eat humble pie.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading He has scarcely got a mouth, and no teeth, but in their stead A yard or two of tongue in his elongated head; And why the fickle public should delight in such a beast, Is a mystery that I cannot understand the least.

humbleadjectiveUS /ˈhʌmbəl/

low or inferior in station or quality

From this reading I was growing up in Hippohood, the visitors to please, And cutting my incisors, and increasing by degrees; And my milk-and-carrot diet I was quickly throwing by-- And now they have compelled me to eat humble pie.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading He has scarcely got a mouth, and no teeth, but in their stead A yard or two of tongue in his elongated head; And why the fickle public should delight in such a beast, Is a mystery that I cannot understand the least.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading He has scarcely got a mouth, and no teeth, but in their stead A yard or two of tongue in his elongated head; And why the fickle public should delight in such a beast, Is a mystery that I cannot understand the least.

incisorsnounUS /ˌɪnˈsaɪzərz/

plural of “incisor” — a tooth for cutting or gnawing; located in the front of the mouth in both jaws

From this reading I was growing up in Hippohood, the visitors to please, And cutting my incisors, and increasing by degrees; And my milk-and-carrot diet I was quickly throwing by-- And now they have compelled me to eat humble pie.

increasingadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈkriːsɪŋ/

becoming greater or larger

From this reading I was growing up in Hippohood, the visitors to please, And cutting my incisors, and increasing by degrees; And my milk-and-carrot diet I was quickly throwing by-- And now they have compelled me to eat humble pie.

Isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading He has scarcely got a mouth, and no teeth, but in their stead A yard or two of tongue in his elongated head; And why the fickle public should delight in such a beast, Is a mystery that I cannot understand the least.

it's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading And it's oh! oh! would any one suppose, An Ant-eater could ever out of joint put my nose?

jointnounUS /dʒɔɪnt/

(anatomy) the point of connection between two bones or elements of a skeleton (especially if it allows motion)

From this reading And it's oh! oh! would any one suppose, An Ant-eater could ever out of joint put my nose?

joint's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The American Ant-eater out of joint's put my nose.

leastadjectiveUS /liːst/

the superlative of “little” that can be used with mass nouns and is usually preceded by “the”; a quantifier meaning smallest in amount or extent or degree

From this reading He has scarcely got a mouth, and no teeth, but in their stead A yard or two of tongue in his elongated head; And why the fickle public should delight in such a beast, Is a mystery that I cannot understand the least.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading I was growing up in Hippohood, the visitors to please, And cutting my incisors, and increasing by degrees; And my milk-and-carrot diet I was quickly throwing by-- And now they have compelled me to eat humble pie.

milk-and-carrot

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I was growing up in Hippohood, the visitors to please, And cutting my incisors, and increasing by degrees; And my milk-and-carrot diet I was quickly throwing by-- And now they have compelled me to eat humble pie.

mouthnounUS /maʊθ/

the opening through which food is taken in and vocalizations emerge

From this reading He has scarcely got a mouth, and no teeth, but in their stead A yard or two of tongue in his elongated head; And why the fickle public should delight in such a beast, Is a mystery that I cannot understand the least.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading And it's oh! oh! would any one suppose, An Ant-eater could ever out of joint put my nose?

mysterynounUS /ˈmɪstəri/

something that baffles understanding and cannot be explained

From this reading He has scarcely got a mouth, and no teeth, but in their stead A yard or two of tongue in his elongated head; And why the fickle public should delight in such a beast, Is a mystery that I cannot understand the least.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading He has scarcely got a mouth, and no teeth, but in their stead A yard or two of tongue in his elongated head; And why the fickle public should delight in such a beast, Is a mystery that I cannot understand the least.

nosenounUS /noʊz/

the organ of smell and entrance to the respiratory tract; the prominent part of the face of man or other mammals

From this reading And it's oh! oh! would any one suppose, An Ant-eater could ever out of joint put my nose?

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading I was growing up in Hippohood, the visitors to please, And cutting my incisors, and increasing by degrees; And my milk-and-carrot diet I was quickly throwing by-- And now they have compelled me to eat humble pie.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading He has scarcely got a mouth, and no teeth, but in their stead A yard or two of tongue in his elongated head; And why the fickle public should delight in such a beast, Is a mystery that I cannot understand the least.

ohnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading And it's oh! oh! would any one suppose, An Ant-eater could ever out of joint put my nose?

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading And it's oh! oh! would any one suppose, An Ant-eater could ever out of joint put my nose?

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading He has scarcely got a mouth, and no teeth, but in their stead A yard or two of tongue in his elongated head; And why the fickle public should delight in such a beast, Is a mystery that I cannot understand the least.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading And it's oh! oh! would any one suppose, An Ant-eater could ever out of joint put my nose?

pienounUS /paɪ/

dish baked in pastry-lined pan often with a pastry top

From this reading I was growing up in Hippohood, the visitors to please, And cutting my incisors, and increasing by degrees; And my milk-and-carrot diet I was quickly throwing by-- And now they have compelled me to eat humble pie.

pleaseverbUS /pliːz/

give pleasure to or be pleasing to

From this reading I was growing up in Hippohood, the visitors to please, And cutting my incisors, and increasing by degrees; And my milk-and-carrot diet I was quickly throwing by-- And now they have compelled me to eat humble pie.

publicnounUS /ˈpʌblɪk/

people in general considered as a whole

From this reading He has scarcely got a mouth, and no teeth, but in their stead A yard or two of tongue in his elongated head; And why the fickle public should delight in such a beast, Is a mystery that I cannot understand the least.

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading And it's oh! oh! would any one suppose, An Ant-eater could ever out of joint put my nose?

quicklyadverbUS /ˈkwɪkli/

with speed

From this reading I was growing up in Hippohood, the visitors to please, And cutting my incisors, and increasing by degrees; And my milk-and-carrot diet I was quickly throwing by-- And now they have compelled me to eat humble pie.

scarcelyadverbUS /ˈskersli/

only a very short time before

From this reading He has scarcely got a mouth, and no teeth, but in their stead A yard or two of tongue in his elongated head; And why the fickle public should delight in such a beast, Is a mystery that I cannot understand the least.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading He has scarcely got a mouth, and no teeth, but in their stead A yard or two of tongue in his elongated head; And why the fickle public should delight in such a beast, Is a mystery that I cannot understand the least.

steadnounUS /sted/

the post or function properly or customarily occupied or served by another

From this reading He has scarcely got a mouth, and no teeth, but in their stead A yard or two of tongue in his elongated head; And why the fickle public should delight in such a beast, Is a mystery that I cannot understand the least.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading He has scarcely got a mouth, and no teeth, but in their stead A yard or two of tongue in his elongated head; And why the fickle public should delight in such a beast, Is a mystery that I cannot understand the least.

supposeverbUS /səˈpoʊz/

express a supposition

From this reading And it's oh! oh! would any one suppose, An Ant-eater could ever out of joint put my nose?

teethnounUS /tiːθ/

the kind and number and arrangement of teeth (collectively) in a person or animal

From this reading He has scarcely got a mouth, and no teeth, but in their stead A yard or two of tongue in his elongated head; And why the fickle public should delight in such a beast, Is a mystery that I cannot understand the least.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading He has scarcely got a mouth, and no teeth, but in their stead A yard or two of tongue in his elongated head; And why the fickle public should delight in such a beast, Is a mystery that I cannot understand the least.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading He has scarcely got a mouth, and no teeth, but in their stead A yard or two of tongue in his elongated head; And why the fickle public should delight in such a beast, Is a mystery that I cannot understand the least.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading He has scarcely got a mouth, and no teeth, but in their stead A yard or two of tongue in his elongated head; And why the fickle public should delight in such a beast, Is a mystery that I cannot understand the least.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading I was growing up in Hippohood, the visitors to please, And cutting my incisors, and increasing by degrees; And my milk-and-carrot diet I was quickly throwing by-- And now they have compelled me to eat humble pie.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading And it's oh! oh! what a thing I disclose!

throwingverbUS /ˈθroʊɪŋ/

-ing form of “throw” — propel through the air

From this reading I was growing up in Hippohood, the visitors to please, And cutting my incisors, and increasing by degrees; And my milk-and-carrot diet I was quickly throwing by-- And now they have compelled me to eat humble pie.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I was growing up in Hippohood, the visitors to please, And cutting my incisors, and increasing by degrees; And my milk-and-carrot diet I was quickly throwing by-- And now they have compelled me to eat humble pie.

tonguenounUS /tʌŋ/

a mobile mass of muscular tissue covered with mucous membrane and located in the oral cavity

From this reading He has scarcely got a mouth, and no teeth, but in their stead A yard or two of tongue in his elongated head; And why the fickle public should delight in such a beast, Is a mystery that I cannot understand the least.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading He has scarcely got a mouth, and no teeth, but in their stead A yard or two of tongue in his elongated head; And why the fickle public should delight in such a beast, Is a mystery that I cannot understand the least.

understandverbUS /ˌʌndərˈstænd/

know and comprehend the nature or meaning of

From this reading He has scarcely got a mouth, and no teeth, but in their stead A yard or two of tongue in his elongated head; And why the fickle public should delight in such a beast, Is a mystery that I cannot understand the least.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading I was growing up in Hippohood, the visitors to please, And cutting my incisors, and increasing by degrees; And my milk-and-carrot diet I was quickly throwing by-- And now they have compelled me to eat humble pie.

visitorsnounUS /ˈvɪzɪtərz/

plural of “visitor” — someone who visits

From this reading I was growing up in Hippohood, the visitors to please, And cutting my incisors, and increasing by degrees; And my milk-and-carrot diet I was quickly throwing by-- And now they have compelled me to eat humble pie.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I was growing up in Hippohood, the visitors to please, And cutting my incisors, and increasing by degrees; And my milk-and-carrot diet I was quickly throwing by-- And now they have compelled me to eat humble pie.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading And it's oh! oh! what a thing I disclose!

whynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading He has scarcely got a mouth, and no teeth, but in their stead A yard or two of tongue in his elongated head; And why the fickle public should delight in such a beast, Is a mystery that I cannot understand the least.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading And it's oh! oh! would any one suppose, An Ant-eater could ever out of joint put my nose?

yardnounUS /jɑːrd/

a unit of length equal to 3 feet; defined as 91.44 centimeters; originally taken to be the average length of a stride

From this reading He has scarcely got a mouth, and no teeth, but in their stead A yard or two of tongue in his elongated head; And why the fickle public should delight in such a beast, Is a mystery that I cannot understand the least.

Chapter 18 of Punch - Volume 25 (Jul-Dec 1853) by Various holds 353 sentences, grouped into 71 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 18 of Punch - Volume 25 (Jul-Dec 1853) contain?

Chapter 18 holds 353 sentences of Punch - Volume 25 (Jul-Dec 1853), unabridged, divided into 71 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 18 of Punch - Volume 25 (Jul-Dec 1853) by Various exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 353 sentences, grouped into 71 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 18 of Punch - Volume 25 (Jul-Dec 1853)?

Work through the 71 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 71 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

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Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 18 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

Questions about reading Punch - Volume 25 (Jul-Dec 1853)

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About 600 minutes of reading across 2232 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in Punch - Volume 25 (Jul-Dec 1853)

Words and structures a reader meets early in Punch - Volume 25 (Jul-Dec 1853), each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Punch
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch - Volume 25 (Jul-Dec 1853); the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
London
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch - Volume 25 (Jul-Dec 1853); the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Charivari
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch - Volume 25 (Jul-Dec 1853); the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Published
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch - Volume 25 (Jul-Dec 1853); the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.