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Punch - Volume 25 (Jul-Dec 1853)
Punch - Volume 25 (Jul-Dec 1853)

Chapter XIX

Chapter 19 of Punch - Volume 25 (Jul-Dec 1853) is here in full — 356 sentences across 72 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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I've no money! so you see Nothing can be done by me; I own it to my sorrow; But if I were rich, you'd see Wonders would be done by me; So call again to-morrow.
The fact is that the Commissioners of Sewers have such grand ideas that execution is impossible.
The imagination of the Commissioners riots in such a sea of sullage, that nothing short of an arched avalanche of refuse water presents itself to the minds of the functionaries who will not stoop to anything short of an aqueduct, and consequently have souls above the making of a common useful drain.
Everything must be on such a scale of grandeur, that unless London can be altogether excavated a few serviceable pipes cannot be laid down.
We are quite willing to admit the difficulties of the position of the Commissioners with all the sewage of London on their hands, and some people feel naturally tempted to throw mud upon those who are in a degree responsible for getting rid of it.
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Punch - Volume 25 (Jul-Dec 1853)

Chapter XIX

Chapter 19 of Punch - Volume 25 (Jul-Dec 1853) is here in full — 356 sentences across 72 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/71 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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I've no money! so you see Nothing can be done by me; I own it to my sorrow; But if I were rich, you'd see Wonders would be done by me; So call again to-morrow.
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The fact is that the Commissioners of Sewers have such grand ideas that execution is impossible.
/ðə fækt ɪz ðæt ðə kəˈmɪʃənərz ʌv ˈsuːərz hæv sʌtʃ ɡrænd aɪˈdiːəz ðæt ˌeksəˈkjuːʃən ɪz ˌɪmˈpɑːsəbəl/
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The imagination of the Commissioners riots in such a sea of sullage, that nothing short of an arched avalanche of refuse water presents itself to the minds of the functionaries who will not stoop to anything short of an aqueduct, and consequently have souls above the making of a common useful drain.
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Everything must be on such a scale of grandeur, that unless London can be altogether excavated a few serviceable pipes cannot be laid down.
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We are quite willing to admit the difficulties of the position of the Commissioners with all the sewage of London on their hands, and some people feel naturally tempted to throw mud upon those who are in a degree responsible for getting rid of it.
/wiː ɑːr kwaɪt ˈwɪlɪŋ tuː ədˈmɪt ðə ˈdɪfəkəltiz ʌv ðə pəˈzɪʃən ʌv ðə kəˈmɪʃənərz wɪð ɔːl ðə ˈsuːədʒ ʌv ˈlʌndən ɑːn ðer hændz ənd sʌm ˈpiːpəl fiːl ˈnætʃərəli ˈtemptɪd tuː θroʊ mʌd əˈpɑːn ðoʊz huː ɑːr ɪn ə dɪˈɡriː riˈspɑːnsəbəl fɔːr ˈɡetɪŋ rɪd ʌv ɪt/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

aqueduct noun US /ˈækwədʌkt/

a conduit that resembles a bridge but carries water over a valley

From this reading “The imagination of the Commissioners riots in such a sea of sullage, that nothing short of an arched avalanche of refuse water presents itself to the minds of the functionaries who will not stoop to anything short of an aqueduct, and consequently have souls above the making of a common useful drain.”

avalanche noun US /ˈævəlæntʃ/

a slide of large masses of snow and ice and mud down a mountain

From this reading “The imagination of the Commissioners riots in such a sea of sullage, that nothing short of an arched avalanche of refuse water presents itself to the minds of the functionaries who will not stoop to anything short of an aqueduct, and consequently have souls above the making of a common useful drain.”

Commissioners noun US /kəˈmɪʃənərz/

plural of “commissioner” — a government administrator

From this reading “The fact is that the Commissioners of Sewers have such grand ideas that execution is impossible.”

excavated verb US /ˈekskəveɪtɪd/

past form of “excavate” — recover through digging

From this reading “Everything must be on such a scale of grandeur, that unless London can be altogether excavated a few serviceable pipes cannot be laid down.”

functionaries noun US /ˈfʌŋkʃəneriz/

plural of “functionary” — a worker who holds or is invested with an office

From this reading “The imagination of the Commissioners riots in such a sea of sullage, that nothing short of an arched avalanche of refuse water presents itself to the minds of the functionaries who will not stoop to anything short of an aqueduct, and consequently have souls above the making of a common useful drain.”

riots noun US /ˈraɪəts/

plural of “riot” — a public act of violence by an unruly mob

From this reading “The imagination of the Commissioners riots in such a sea of sullage, that nothing short of an arched avalanche of refuse water presents itself to the minds of the functionaries who will not stoop to anything short of an aqueduct, and consequently have souls above the making of a common useful drain.”

sewage noun US /ˈsuːədʒ/

waste matter carried away in sewers or drains

From this reading “We are quite willing to admit the difficulties of the position of the Commissioners with all the sewage of London on their hands, and some people feel naturally tempted to throw mud upon those who are in a degree responsible for getting rid of it.”

Sewers noun US /ˈsuːərz/

plural of “sewer” — a waste pipe that carries away sewage or surface water

From this reading “The fact is that the Commissioners of Sewers have such grand ideas that execution is impossible.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

quite willing adverb + adjective

In this reading “We are quite willing to admit the difficulties of the position of the Commissioners with all the sewage of London on their hands, and some people feel naturally tempted to throw mud upon those who are in a degree responsible for getting rid of it.”

rid of verb + particle

do away with

In this reading “We are quite willing to admit the difficulties of the position of the Commissioners with all the sewage of London on their hands, and some people feel naturally tempted to throw mud upon those who are in a degree responsible for getting rid of it.”

grand ideas adjective + noun counted as “grand idea”

In this reading “The fact is that the Commissioners of Sewers have such grand ideas that execution is impossible.”

some people adjective + noun

In this reading “We are quite willing to admit the difficulties of the position of the Commissioners with all the sewage of London on their hands, and some people feel naturally tempted to throw mud upon those who are in a degree responsible for getting rid of it.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading The imagination of the Commissioners riots in such a sea of sullage, that nothing short of an arched avalanche of refuse water presents itself to the minds of the functionaries who will not stoop to anything short of an aqueduct, and consequently have souls above the making of a common useful drain.

aboveprepositionUS /əˈbʌv/

higher than, or over, something

From this reading The imagination of the Commissioners riots in such a sea of sullage, that nothing short of an arched avalanche of refuse water presents itself to the minds of the functionaries who will not stoop to anything short of an aqueduct, and consequently have souls above the making of a common useful drain.

admitverbUS /ədˈmɪt/

declare to be true or admit the existence or reality or truth of

From this reading We are quite willing to admit the difficulties of the position of the Commissioners with all the sewage of London on their hands, and some people feel naturally tempted to throw mud upon those who are in a degree responsible for getting rid of it.

againadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading I've no money! so you see Nothing can be done by me; I own it to my sorrow; But if I were rich, you'd see Wonders would be done by me; So call again to-morrow.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading We are quite willing to admit the difficulties of the position of the Commissioners with all the sewage of London on their hands, and some people feel naturally tempted to throw mud upon those who are in a degree responsible for getting rid of it.

altogetheradverbUS /ˌɔːltəˈɡeðər/

to a complete degree or to the full or entire extent (“whole” is often used informally for “wholly”)

From this reading Everything must be on such a scale of grandeur, that unless London can be altogether excavated a few serviceable pipes cannot be laid down.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading The imagination of the Commissioners riots in such a sea of sullage, that nothing short of an arched avalanche of refuse water presents itself to the minds of the functionaries who will not stoop to anything short of an aqueduct, and consequently have souls above the making of a common useful drain.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The imagination of the Commissioners riots in such a sea of sullage, that nothing short of an arched avalanche of refuse water presents itself to the minds of the functionaries who will not stoop to anything short of an aqueduct, and consequently have souls above the making of a common useful drain.

anythingpronounUS /ˈeniθɪŋ/

any thing at all

From this reading The imagination of the Commissioners riots in such a sea of sullage, that nothing short of an arched avalanche of refuse water presents itself to the minds of the functionaries who will not stoop to anything short of an aqueduct, and consequently have souls above the making of a common useful drain.

aqueductnounUS /ˈækwədʌkt/

a conduit that resembles a bridge but carries water over a valley

From this reading The imagination of the Commissioners riots in such a sea of sullage, that nothing short of an arched avalanche of refuse water presents itself to the minds of the functionaries who will not stoop to anything short of an aqueduct, and consequently have souls above the making of a common useful drain.

archedadjectiveUS /ɑːrtʃt/

constructed with or in the form of an arch or arches

From this reading The imagination of the Commissioners riots in such a sea of sullage, that nothing short of an arched avalanche of refuse water presents itself to the minds of the functionaries who will not stoop to anything short of an aqueduct, and consequently have souls above the making of a common useful drain.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading We are quite willing to admit the difficulties of the position of the Commissioners with all the sewage of London on their hands, and some people feel naturally tempted to throw mud upon those who are in a degree responsible for getting rid of it.

avalanchenounUS /ˈævəlæntʃ/

a slide of large masses of snow and ice and mud down a mountain

From this reading The imagination of the Commissioners riots in such a sea of sullage, that nothing short of an arched avalanche of refuse water presents itself to the minds of the functionaries who will not stoop to anything short of an aqueduct, and consequently have souls above the making of a common useful drain.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading I've no money! so you see Nothing can be done by me; I own it to my sorrow; But if I were rich, you'd see Wonders would be done by me; So call again to-morrow.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading I've no money! so you see Nothing can be done by me; I own it to my sorrow; But if I were rich, you'd see Wonders would be done by me; So call again to-morrow.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading I've no money! so you see Nothing can be done by me; I own it to my sorrow; But if I were rich, you'd see Wonders would be done by me; So call again to-morrow.

callverbUS /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading I've no money! so you see Nothing can be done by me; I own it to my sorrow; But if I were rich, you'd see Wonders would be done by me; So call again to-morrow.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading I've no money! so you see Nothing can be done by me; I own it to my sorrow; But if I were rich, you'd see Wonders would be done by me; So call again to-morrow.

cannot

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Everything must be on such a scale of grandeur, that unless London can be altogether excavated a few serviceable pipes cannot be laid down.

CommissionersnounUS /kəˈmɪʃənərz/

plural of “commissioner” — a government administrator

From this reading The fact is that the Commissioners of Sewers have such grand ideas that execution is impossible.

commonadjectiveUS /ˈkɑːmən/

belonging to or participated in by a community as a whole; public

From this reading The imagination of the Commissioners riots in such a sea of sullage, that nothing short of an arched avalanche of refuse water presents itself to the minds of the functionaries who will not stoop to anything short of an aqueduct, and consequently have souls above the making of a common useful drain.

consequentlyadverbUS /ˈkɑːnsəkwəntli/

(sentence connectors) because of the reason given

From this reading The imagination of the Commissioners riots in such a sea of sullage, that nothing short of an arched avalanche of refuse water presents itself to the minds of the functionaries who will not stoop to anything short of an aqueduct, and consequently have souls above the making of a common useful drain.

degreenounUS /dɪˈɡriː/

a position on a scale of intensity or amount or quality

From this reading We are quite willing to admit the difficulties of the position of the Commissioners with all the sewage of London on their hands, and some people feel naturally tempted to throw mud upon those who are in a degree responsible for getting rid of it.

difficultiesnounUS /ˈdɪfəkəltiz/

plural of “difficulty” — an effort that is inconvenient

From this reading We are quite willing to admit the difficulties of the position of the Commissioners with all the sewage of London on their hands, and some people feel naturally tempted to throw mud upon those who are in a degree responsible for getting rid of it.

doneadjectiveUS /dʌn/

having finished or arrived at completion

From this reading I've no money! so you see Nothing can be done by me; I own it to my sorrow; But if I were rich, you'd see Wonders would be done by me; So call again to-morrow.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading Everything must be on such a scale of grandeur, that unless London can be altogether excavated a few serviceable pipes cannot be laid down.

drainverbUS /dreɪn/

flow off gradually

From this reading The imagination of the Commissioners riots in such a sea of sullage, that nothing short of an arched avalanche of refuse water presents itself to the minds of the functionaries who will not stoop to anything short of an aqueduct, and consequently have souls above the making of a common useful drain.

EverythingpronounUS /ˈevriθɪŋ/

all things; all of a situation

From this reading Everything must be on such a scale of grandeur, that unless London can be altogether excavated a few serviceable pipes cannot be laid down.

excavatedverbUS /ˈekskəveɪtɪd/

past form of “excavate” — recover through digging

From this reading Everything must be on such a scale of grandeur, that unless London can be altogether excavated a few serviceable pipes cannot be laid down.

executionnounUS /ˌeksəˈkjuːʃən/

putting a condemned person to death

From this reading The fact is that the Commissioners of Sewers have such grand ideas that execution is impossible.

factnounUS /fækt/

a piece of information about circumstances that exist or events that have occurred

From this reading The fact is that the Commissioners of Sewers have such grand ideas that execution is impossible.

feelverbUS /fiːl/

undergo an emotional sensation or be in a particular state of mind

From this reading We are quite willing to admit the difficulties of the position of the Commissioners with all the sewage of London on their hands, and some people feel naturally tempted to throw mud upon those who are in a degree responsible for getting rid of it.

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading Everything must be on such a scale of grandeur, that unless London can be altogether excavated a few serviceable pipes cannot be laid down.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading We are quite willing to admit the difficulties of the position of the Commissioners with all the sewage of London on their hands, and some people feel naturally tempted to throw mud upon those who are in a degree responsible for getting rid of it.

functionariesnounUS /ˈfʌŋkʃəneriz/

plural of “functionary” — a worker who holds or is invested with an office

From this reading The imagination of the Commissioners riots in such a sea of sullage, that nothing short of an arched avalanche of refuse water presents itself to the minds of the functionaries who will not stoop to anything short of an aqueduct, and consequently have souls above the making of a common useful drain.

gettingnounUS /ˈɡetɪŋ/

the act of acquiring something

From this reading We are quite willing to admit the difficulties of the position of the Commissioners with all the sewage of London on their hands, and some people feel naturally tempted to throw mud upon those who are in a degree responsible for getting rid of it.

grandadjectiveUS /ɡrænd/

of behavior that is impressive and ambitious in scale or scope

From this reading The fact is that the Commissioners of Sewers have such grand ideas that execution is impossible.

grandeurnounUS /ɡrænˈduːr/

the quality of being magnificent or splendid or grand

From this reading Everything must be on such a scale of grandeur, that unless London can be altogether excavated a few serviceable pipes cannot be laid down.

handsnounUS /hændz/

(with “in”) guardianship over; in divorce cases it is the right to house and care for and discipline a child

From this reading We are quite willing to admit the difficulties of the position of the Commissioners with all the sewage of London on their hands, and some people feel naturally tempted to throw mud upon those who are in a degree responsible for getting rid of it.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading The fact is that the Commissioners of Sewers have such grand ideas that execution is impossible.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I've no money! so you see Nothing can be done by me; I own it to my sorrow; But if I were rich, you'd see Wonders would be done by me; So call again to-morrow.

I've

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I've no money! so you see Nothing can be done by me; I own it to my sorrow; But if I were rich, you'd see Wonders would be done by me; So call again to-morrow.

ideasnounUS /aɪˈdiːəz/

plural of “idea” — the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading The fact is that the Commissioners of Sewers have such grand ideas that execution is impossible.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading I've no money! so you see Nothing can be done by me; I own it to my sorrow; But if I were rich, you'd see Wonders would be done by me; So call again to-morrow.

imaginationnounUS /ˌɪmædʒəˈneɪʃən/

the formation of a mental image of something that is not perceived as real and is not present to the senses

From this reading The imagination of the Commissioners riots in such a sea of sullage, that nothing short of an arched avalanche of refuse water presents itself to the minds of the functionaries who will not stoop to anything short of an aqueduct, and consequently have souls above the making of a common useful drain.

impossibleadjectiveUS /ˌɪmˈpɑːsəbəl/

not capable of occurring or being accomplished or dealt with

From this reading The fact is that the Commissioners of Sewers have such grand ideas that execution is impossible.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading The imagination of the Commissioners riots in such a sea of sullage, that nothing short of an arched avalanche of refuse water presents itself to the minds of the functionaries who will not stoop to anything short of an aqueduct, and consequently have souls above the making of a common useful drain.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The fact is that the Commissioners of Sewers have such grand ideas that execution is impossible.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading I've no money! so you see Nothing can be done by me; I own it to my sorrow; But if I were rich, you'd see Wonders would be done by me; So call again to-morrow.

itselfpronounUS /ˌɪtˈself/

used when the thing doing the action is also its object

From this reading The imagination of the Commissioners riots in such a sea of sullage, that nothing short of an arched avalanche of refuse water presents itself to the minds of the functionaries who will not stoop to anything short of an aqueduct, and consequently have souls above the making of a common useful drain.

laidadjectiveUS /leɪd/

set down according to a plan

From this reading Everything must be on such a scale of grandeur, that unless London can be altogether excavated a few serviceable pipes cannot be laid down.

LondonnounUS /ˈlʌndən/

the capital and largest city of England; located on the Thames in southeastern England; financial and industrial and cultural center

From this reading Everything must be on such a scale of grandeur, that unless London can be altogether excavated a few serviceable pipes cannot be laid down.

makingnounUS /ˈmeɪkɪŋ/

the act that results in something coming to be

From this reading The imagination of the Commissioners riots in such a sea of sullage, that nothing short of an arched avalanche of refuse water presents itself to the minds of the functionaries who will not stoop to anything short of an aqueduct, and consequently have souls above the making of a common useful drain.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading I've no money! so you see Nothing can be done by me; I own it to my sorrow; But if I were rich, you'd see Wonders would be done by me; So call again to-morrow.

mindsnounUS /maɪndz/

plural of “mind” — that which is responsible for one's thoughts, feelings, and conscious brain functions; the seat of the faculty of reason

From this reading The imagination of the Commissioners riots in such a sea of sullage, that nothing short of an arched avalanche of refuse water presents itself to the minds of the functionaries who will not stoop to anything short of an aqueduct, and consequently have souls above the making of a common useful drain.

moneynounUS /ˈmʌni/

the most common medium of exchange; functions as legal tender

From this reading I've no money! so you see Nothing can be done by me; I own it to my sorrow; But if I were rich, you'd see Wonders would be done by me; So call again to-morrow.

mudnounUS /mʌd/

water soaked soil; soft wet earth

From this reading We are quite willing to admit the difficulties of the position of the Commissioners with all the sewage of London on their hands, and some people feel naturally tempted to throw mud upon those who are in a degree responsible for getting rid of it.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading Everything must be on such a scale of grandeur, that unless London can be altogether excavated a few serviceable pipes cannot be laid down.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading I've no money! so you see Nothing can be done by me; I own it to my sorrow; But if I were rich, you'd see Wonders would be done by me; So call again to-morrow.

naturallyadverbUS /ˈnætʃərəli/

as might be expected

From this reading We are quite willing to admit the difficulties of the position of the Commissioners with all the sewage of London on their hands, and some people feel naturally tempted to throw mud upon those who are in a degree responsible for getting rid of it.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading I've no money! so you see Nothing can be done by me; I own it to my sorrow; But if I were rich, you'd see Wonders would be done by me; So call again to-morrow.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading The imagination of the Commissioners riots in such a sea of sullage, that nothing short of an arched avalanche of refuse water presents itself to the minds of the functionaries who will not stoop to anything short of an aqueduct, and consequently have souls above the making of a common useful drain.

NothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading I've no money! so you see Nothing can be done by me; I own it to my sorrow; But if I were rich, you'd see Wonders would be done by me; So call again to-morrow.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The fact is that the Commissioners of Sewers have such grand ideas that execution is impossible.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Everything must be on such a scale of grandeur, that unless London can be altogether excavated a few serviceable pipes cannot be laid down.

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading I've no money! so you see Nothing can be done by me; I own it to my sorrow; But if I were rich, you'd see Wonders would be done by me; So call again to-morrow.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading We are quite willing to admit the difficulties of the position of the Commissioners with all the sewage of London on their hands, and some people feel naturally tempted to throw mud upon those who are in a degree responsible for getting rid of it.

pipesnounUS /paɪps/

plural of “pipe” — a tube with a small bowl at one end; used for smoking tobacco

From this reading Everything must be on such a scale of grandeur, that unless London can be altogether excavated a few serviceable pipes cannot be laid down.

positionnounUS /pəˈzɪʃən/

the particular portion of space occupied by something

From this reading We are quite willing to admit the difficulties of the position of the Commissioners with all the sewage of London on their hands, and some people feel naturally tempted to throw mud upon those who are in a degree responsible for getting rid of it.

presentsnounUS /ˈprezənts/

plural of “present” — the period of time that is happening now; any continuous stretch of time including the moment of speech

From this reading The imagination of the Commissioners riots in such a sea of sullage, that nothing short of an arched avalanche of refuse water presents itself to the minds of the functionaries who will not stoop to anything short of an aqueduct, and consequently have souls above the making of a common useful drain.

quiteadverbUS /kwaɪt/

to a degree (not used with a negative)

From this reading We are quite willing to admit the difficulties of the position of the Commissioners with all the sewage of London on their hands, and some people feel naturally tempted to throw mud upon those who are in a degree responsible for getting rid of it.

refuseverbUS /rəˈfjuːz/

show unwillingness towards

From this reading The imagination of the Commissioners riots in such a sea of sullage, that nothing short of an arched avalanche of refuse water presents itself to the minds of the functionaries who will not stoop to anything short of an aqueduct, and consequently have souls above the making of a common useful drain.

responsibleadjectiveUS /riˈspɑːnsəbəl/

worthy of or requiring responsibility or trust; or held accountable

From this reading We are quite willing to admit the difficulties of the position of the Commissioners with all the sewage of London on their hands, and some people feel naturally tempted to throw mud upon those who are in a degree responsible for getting rid of it.

richadjectiveUS /rɪtʃ/

possessing material wealth

From this reading I've no money! so you see Nothing can be done by me; I own it to my sorrow; But if I were rich, you'd see Wonders would be done by me; So call again to-morrow.

ridverbUS /rɪd/

relieve from

From this reading We are quite willing to admit the difficulties of the position of the Commissioners with all the sewage of London on their hands, and some people feel naturally tempted to throw mud upon those who are in a degree responsible for getting rid of it.

riotsnounUS /ˈraɪəts/

plural of “riot” — a public act of violence by an unruly mob

From this reading The imagination of the Commissioners riots in such a sea of sullage, that nothing short of an arched avalanche of refuse water presents itself to the minds of the functionaries who will not stoop to anything short of an aqueduct, and consequently have souls above the making of a common useful drain.

scalenounUS /skeɪl/

an ordered reference standard

From this reading Everything must be on such a scale of grandeur, that unless London can be altogether excavated a few serviceable pipes cannot be laid down.

seanounUS /siː/

a division of an ocean or a large body of salt water partially enclosed by land

From this reading The imagination of the Commissioners riots in such a sea of sullage, that nothing short of an arched avalanche of refuse water presents itself to the minds of the functionaries who will not stoop to anything short of an aqueduct, and consequently have souls above the making of a common useful drain.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading I've no money! so you see Nothing can be done by me; I own it to my sorrow; But if I were rich, you'd see Wonders would be done by me; So call again to-morrow.

serviceableadjectiveUS /ˈsɜːrvəsəbəl/

ready for service or able to give long service

From this reading Everything must be on such a scale of grandeur, that unless London can be altogether excavated a few serviceable pipes cannot be laid down.

sewagenounUS /ˈsuːədʒ/

waste matter carried away in sewers or drains

From this reading We are quite willing to admit the difficulties of the position of the Commissioners with all the sewage of London on their hands, and some people feel naturally tempted to throw mud upon those who are in a degree responsible for getting rid of it.

SewersnounUS /ˈsuːərz/

plural of “sewer” — a waste pipe that carries away sewage or surface water

From this reading The fact is that the Commissioners of Sewers have such grand ideas that execution is impossible.

shortadjectiveUS /ʃɔːrt/

primarily temporal sense; indicating or being or seeming to be limited in duration

From this reading The imagination of the Commissioners riots in such a sea of sullage, that nothing short of an arched avalanche of refuse water presents itself to the minds of the functionaries who will not stoop to anything short of an aqueduct, and consequently have souls above the making of a common useful drain.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading I've no money! so you see Nothing can be done by me; I own it to my sorrow; But if I were rich, you'd see Wonders would be done by me; So call again to-morrow.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading We are quite willing to admit the difficulties of the position of the Commissioners with all the sewage of London on their hands, and some people feel naturally tempted to throw mud upon those who are in a degree responsible for getting rid of it.

sorrownounUS /ˈsɑːroʊ/

an emotion of great sadness associated with loss or bereavement

From this reading I've no money! so you see Nothing can be done by me; I own it to my sorrow; But if I were rich, you'd see Wonders would be done by me; So call again to-morrow.

soulsnounUS /soʊlz/

plural of “soul” — the immaterial part of a person; the actuating cause of an individual life

From this reading The imagination of the Commissioners riots in such a sea of sullage, that nothing short of an arched avalanche of refuse water presents itself to the minds of the functionaries who will not stoop to anything short of an aqueduct, and consequently have souls above the making of a common useful drain.

stoopverbUS /stuːp/

bend one's back forward from the waist on down

From this reading The imagination of the Commissioners riots in such a sea of sullage, that nothing short of an arched avalanche of refuse water presents itself to the minds of the functionaries who will not stoop to anything short of an aqueduct, and consequently have souls above the making of a common useful drain.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading The fact is that the Commissioners of Sewers have such grand ideas that execution is impossible.

sullage

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From this reading The imagination of the Commissioners riots in such a sea of sullage, that nothing short of an arched avalanche of refuse water presents itself to the minds of the functionaries who will not stoop to anything short of an aqueduct, and consequently have souls above the making of a common useful drain.

temptedverbUS /ˈtemptɪd/

past form of “tempt” — dispose or incline or entice to

From this reading We are quite willing to admit the difficulties of the position of the Commissioners with all the sewage of London on their hands, and some people feel naturally tempted to throw mud upon those who are in a degree responsible for getting rid of it.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading The fact is that the Commissioners of Sewers have such grand ideas that execution is impossible.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The fact is that the Commissioners of Sewers have such grand ideas that execution is impossible.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading We are quite willing to admit the difficulties of the position of the Commissioners with all the sewage of London on their hands, and some people feel naturally tempted to throw mud upon those who are in a degree responsible for getting rid of it.

thosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading We are quite willing to admit the difficulties of the position of the Commissioners with all the sewage of London on their hands, and some people feel naturally tempted to throw mud upon those who are in a degree responsible for getting rid of it.

throwverbUS /θroʊ/

propel through the air

From this reading We are quite willing to admit the difficulties of the position of the Commissioners with all the sewage of London on their hands, and some people feel naturally tempted to throw mud upon those who are in a degree responsible for getting rid of it.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I've no money! so you see Nothing can be done by me; I own it to my sorrow; But if I were rich, you'd see Wonders would be done by me; So call again to-morrow.

to-morrow

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From this reading I've no money! so you see Nothing can be done by me; I own it to my sorrow; But if I were rich, you'd see Wonders would be done by me; So call again to-morrow.

unlessconjunctionUS /ənˈles/

except if; if not

From this reading Everything must be on such a scale of grandeur, that unless London can be altogether excavated a few serviceable pipes cannot be laid down.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading We are quite willing to admit the difficulties of the position of the Commissioners with all the sewage of London on their hands, and some people feel naturally tempted to throw mud upon those who are in a degree responsible for getting rid of it.

usefuladjectiveUS /ˈjuːsfəl/

being of use or service

From this reading The imagination of the Commissioners riots in such a sea of sullage, that nothing short of an arched avalanche of refuse water presents itself to the minds of the functionaries who will not stoop to anything short of an aqueduct, and consequently have souls above the making of a common useful drain.

waternounUS /ˈwɔːtər/

binary compound that occurs at room temperature as a clear colorless odorless tasteless liquid; freezes into ice below 0 degrees centigrade and boils above 100 degrees centigrade; widely used as a solvent

From this reading The imagination of the Commissioners riots in such a sea of sullage, that nothing short of an arched avalanche of refuse water presents itself to the minds of the functionaries who will not stoop to anything short of an aqueduct, and consequently have souls above the making of a common useful drain.

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading We are quite willing to admit the difficulties of the position of the Commissioners with all the sewage of London on their hands, and some people feel naturally tempted to throw mud upon those who are in a degree responsible for getting rid of it.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading I've no money! so you see Nothing can be done by me; I own it to my sorrow; But if I were rich, you'd see Wonders would be done by me; So call again to-morrow.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading The imagination of the Commissioners riots in such a sea of sullage, that nothing short of an arched avalanche of refuse water presents itself to the minds of the functionaries who will not stoop to anything short of an aqueduct, and consequently have souls above the making of a common useful drain.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading The imagination of the Commissioners riots in such a sea of sullage, that nothing short of an arched avalanche of refuse water presents itself to the minds of the functionaries who will not stoop to anything short of an aqueduct, and consequently have souls above the making of a common useful drain.

willingadjectiveUS /ˈwɪlɪŋ/

disposed or inclined toward

From this reading We are quite willing to admit the difficulties of the position of the Commissioners with all the sewage of London on their hands, and some people feel naturally tempted to throw mud upon those who are in a degree responsible for getting rid of it.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading We are quite willing to admit the difficulties of the position of the Commissioners with all the sewage of London on their hands, and some people feel naturally tempted to throw mud upon those who are in a degree responsible for getting rid of it.

WondersnounUS /ˈwʌndərz/

plural of “wonder” — the feeling aroused by something strange and surprising

From this reading I've no money! so you see Nothing can be done by me; I own it to my sorrow; But if I were rich, you'd see Wonders would be done by me; So call again to-morrow.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading I've no money! so you see Nothing can be done by me; I own it to my sorrow; But if I were rich, you'd see Wonders would be done by me; So call again to-morrow.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading I've no money! so you see Nothing can be done by me; I own it to my sorrow; But if I were rich, you'd see Wonders would be done by me; So call again to-morrow.

you'd

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From this reading I've no money! so you see Nothing can be done by me; I own it to my sorrow; But if I were rich, you'd see Wonders would be done by me; So call again to-morrow.

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