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Punch - Volume 25 (Jul-Dec 1853)
Punch - Volume 25 (Jul-Dec 1853)

Chapter XXIII

Chapter 23 of Punch - Volume 25 (Jul-Dec 1853) is here in full — 363 sentences across 73 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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CURIOUS ASSOCIATION OF IDEAS.
LORD MAYOR SIDNEY never can say "Incongruous."
Let him try as he will, he never can make it anything but "Incongouus."
For instance, with regard to his absurd procession, he confessed it was "an in-Congouus mixture."
* * * * * * * * * * COURTESY AND CONTROVERSY.
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Punch - Volume 25 (Jul-Dec 1853)

Chapter XXIII

Chapter 23 of Punch - Volume 25 (Jul-Dec 1853) is here in full — 363 sentences across 73 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/72 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
CURIOUS ASSOCIATION OF IDEAS.
/ˈkjʊriəs əˌsoʊsiˈeɪʃən ʌv aɪˈdiːəz/
Line 2
LORD MAYOR SIDNEY never can say "Incongruous."
/lɔːrd ˈmeɪər ˈsɪdni ˈnevər kæn seɪ ˌɪŋˈkɔːŋruːəs/
Line 3
Let him try as he will, he never can make it anything but "Incongouus."
Line 4
For instance, with regard to his absurd procession, he confessed it was "an in-Congouus mixture."
Line 5
* * * * * * * * * * COURTESY AND CONTROVERSY.
/ˈkɜːrtəsi ənd ˈkɑːntrəvɜːrsi/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

association noun US /əˌsoʊsiˈeɪʃən/

a formal organization of people or groups of people

From this reading “CURIOUS ASSOCIATION OF IDEAS.”

controversy noun US /ˈkɑːntrəvɜːrsi/

a contentious speech act; a dispute where there is strong disagreement

From this reading “* * * * * * * * * * COURTESY AND CONTROVERSY.”

courtesy noun US /ˈkɜːrtəsi/

a courteous or respectful or considerate act

From this reading “* * * * * * * * * * COURTESY AND CONTROVERSY.”

Incongruous adjective US /ˌɪŋˈkɔːŋruːəs/

lacking in harmony or compatibility or appropriateness

From this reading “LORD MAYOR SIDNEY never can say "Incongruous."”

mayor noun US /ˈmeɪər/

the head of a city government

From this reading “LORD MAYOR SIDNEY never can say "Incongruous."”

mixture noun US /ˈmɪkstʃər/

(chemistry) a substance consisting of two or more substances mixed together (not in fixed proportions and not with chemical bonding)

From this reading “For instance, with regard to his absurd procession, he confessed it was "an in-Congouus mixture."”

procession noun US /prəˈseʃən/

(theology) the origination of the Holy Spirit at Pentecost

From this reading “For instance, with regard to his absurd procession, he confessed it was "an in-Congouus mixture."”

sidney noun US /ˈsɪdni/

English poet (1554-1586)

From this reading “LORD MAYOR SIDNEY never can say "Incongruous."”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

For instance preposition + noun

as an example

In this reading “For instance, with regard to his absurd procession, he confessed it was "an in-Congouus mixture."”

with regard preposition + noun

In this reading “For instance, with regard to his absurd procession, he confessed it was "an in-Congouus mixture."”

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absurdadjectiveUS /əbˈsɜːrd/

inconsistent with reason or logic or common sense

From this reading For instance, with regard to his absurd procession, he confessed it was "an in-Congouus mixture."

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading For instance, with regard to his absurd procession, he confessed it was "an in-Congouus mixture."

ANDconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading * * * * * * * * * * COURTESY AND CONTROVERSY.

anythingpronounUS /ˈeniθɪŋ/

any thing at all

From this reading Let him try as he will, he never can make it anything but "Incongouus."

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Let him try as he will, he never can make it anything but "Incongouus."

ASSOCIATIONnounUS /əˌsoʊsiˈeɪʃən/

a formal organization of people or groups of people

From this reading CURIOUS ASSOCIATION OF IDEAS.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Let him try as he will, he never can make it anything but "Incongouus."

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading LORD MAYOR SIDNEY never can say "Incongruous."

confessedverbUS /kənˈfest/

past form of “confess” — confess to a punishable or reprehensible deed, usually under pressure

From this reading For instance, with regard to his absurd procession, he confessed it was "an in-Congouus mixture."

CONTROVERSYnounUS /ˈkɑːntrəvɜːrsi/

a contentious speech act; a dispute where there is strong disagreement

From this reading * * * * * * * * * * COURTESY AND CONTROVERSY.

COURTESYnounUS /ˈkɜːrtəsi/

a courteous or respectful or considerate act

From this reading * * * * * * * * * * COURTESY AND CONTROVERSY.

CURIOUSadjectiveUS /ˈkjʊriəs/

beyond or deviating from the usual or expected

From this reading CURIOUS ASSOCIATION OF IDEAS.

ForprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading For instance, with regard to his absurd procession, he confessed it was "an in-Congouus mixture."

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Let him try as he will, he never can make it anything but "Incongouus."

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Let him try as he will, he never can make it anything but "Incongouus."

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading For instance, with regard to his absurd procession, he confessed it was "an in-Congouus mixture."

IDEASnounUS /aɪˈdiːəz/

plural of “idea” — the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading CURIOUS ASSOCIATION OF IDEAS.

in-Congouus

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading For instance, with regard to his absurd procession, he confessed it was "an in-Congouus mixture."

Incongouus

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Let him try as he will, he never can make it anything but "Incongouus."

IncongruousadjectiveUS /ˌɪŋˈkɔːŋruːəs/

lacking in harmony or compatibility or appropriateness

From this reading LORD MAYOR SIDNEY never can say "Incongruous."

instancenounUS /ˈɪnstəns/

an occurrence of something

From this reading For instance, with regard to his absurd procession, he confessed it was "an in-Congouus mixture."

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Let him try as he will, he never can make it anything but "Incongouus."

Letauxiliary verbUS /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading Let him try as he will, he never can make it anything but "Incongouus."

LORDnounUS /lɔːrd/

terms referring to the Judeo-Christian God

From this reading LORD MAYOR SIDNEY never can say "Incongruous."

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading Let him try as he will, he never can make it anything but "Incongouus."

MAYORnounUS /ˈmeɪər/

the head of a city government

From this reading LORD MAYOR SIDNEY never can say "Incongruous."

mixturenounUS /ˈmɪkstʃər/

(chemistry) a substance consisting of two or more substances mixed together (not in fixed proportions and not with chemical bonding)

From this reading For instance, with regard to his absurd procession, he confessed it was "an in-Congouus mixture."

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading LORD MAYOR SIDNEY never can say "Incongruous."

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading CURIOUS ASSOCIATION OF IDEAS.

processionnounUS /prəˈseʃən/

(theology) the origination of the Holy Spirit at Pentecost

From this reading For instance, with regard to his absurd procession, he confessed it was "an in-Congouus mixture."

regardnounUS /rɪˈɡɑːrd/

(usually preceded by “in”) a detail or point

From this reading For instance, with regard to his absurd procession, he confessed it was "an in-Congouus mixture."

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading LORD MAYOR SIDNEY never can say "Incongruous."

SIDNEYnounUS /ˈsɪdni/

English poet (1554-1586)

From this reading LORD MAYOR SIDNEY never can say "Incongruous."

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading For instance, with regard to his absurd procession, he confessed it was "an in-Congouus mixture."

tryverbUS /traɪ/

make an effort or attempt

From this reading Let him try as he will, he never can make it anything but "Incongouus."

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading For instance, with regard to his absurd procession, he confessed it was "an in-Congouus mixture."

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading Let him try as he will, he never can make it anything but "Incongouus."

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading For instance, with regard to his absurd procession, he confessed it was "an in-Congouus mixture."

Chapter 23 of Punch - Volume 25 (Jul-Dec 1853) by Various holds 363 sentences, grouped into 73 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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