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Punchinello, Volume 1, No. 06, May 7, 1870
Punchinello, Volume 1, No. 06, May 7, 1870

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Punchinello, Volume 1, No. 06, May 7, 1870 is here in full — 487 sentences across 98 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Indeed, methinks it was he who invented sitting cross-legged in a public vehicle.
Do savages ever sit thus when in close company?
I have never been able to imagine what special human sin this ingenious mode of annoyance was meant to punish.
It has been suggested that it might be the man's pantomimic protest against sitting at all.
But the saddest commentary upon this vice of our hero is, that by some mysterious magnetism of awkwardness and ill-breeding, he has betrayed into imitation of it men whose early education has been less neglected than his own.
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Punchinello, Volume 1, No. 06, May 7, 1870

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Punchinello, Volume 1, No. 06, May 7, 1870 is here in full — 487 sentences across 98 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/97 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Indeed, methinks it was he who invented sitting cross-legged in a public vehicle.
Line 2
Do savages ever sit thus when in close company?
/duː ˈsævədʒəz ˈevər sɪt ðʌs wen ɪn kloʊs ˈkʌmpəniː/
Line 3
I have never been able to imagine what special human sin this ingenious mode of annoyance was meant to punish.
/aɪ hæv ˈnevər bɪn ˈeɪbəl tuː ˌɪˈmædʒən wʌt ˈspeʃəl ˈhjuːmən sɪn ðɪs ɪnˈdʒiː.ni.əs moʊd ʌv əˈnɔɪəns wɑːz ment tuː ˈpʌnɪʃ/
Line 4
It has been suggested that it might be the man's pantomimic protest against sitting at all.
Line 5
But the saddest commentary upon this vice of our hero is, that by some mysterious magnetism of awkwardness and ill-breeding, he has betrayed into imitation of it men whose early education has been less neglected than his own.

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annoyance noun US /əˈnɔɪəns/

the psychological state of being irritated or annoyed

From this reading “I have never been able to imagine what special human sin this ingenious mode of annoyance was meant to punish.”

awkwardness noun US /ˈɔːkwərdnəs/

unskillfulness resulting from a lack of training

From this reading “But the saddest commentary upon this vice of our hero is, that by some mysterious magnetism of awkwardness and ill-breeding, he has betrayed into imitation of it men whose early education has been less neglected than his own.”

commentary noun US /ˈkɑːmənteri/

a written explanation or criticism or illustration that is added to a book or other textual material

From this reading “But the saddest commentary upon this vice of our hero is, that by some mysterious magnetism of awkwardness and ill-breeding, he has betrayed into imitation of it men whose early education has been less neglected than his own.”

imitation noun US /ˌɪməˈteɪʃən/

the doctrine that representations of nature or human behavior should be accurate imitations

From this reading “But the saddest commentary upon this vice of our hero is, that by some mysterious magnetism of awkwardness and ill-breeding, he has betrayed into imitation of it men whose early education has been less neglected than his own.”

ingenious adjective US /ɪnˈdʒiː.ni.əs/

Clever, original, and remarkably inventive in design and execution.

From this reading “I have never been able to imagine what special human sin this ingenious mode of annoyance was meant to punish.”

magnetism noun US /ˈmæɡnətɪzəm/

attraction for iron; associated with electric currents as well as magnets; characterized by fields of force

From this reading “But the saddest commentary upon this vice of our hero is, that by some mysterious magnetism of awkwardness and ill-breeding, he has betrayed into imitation of it men whose early education has been less neglected than his own.”

saddest adjective US /ˈsædəst/

superlative of “sad” — experiencing or showing sorrow or unhappiness

From this reading “But the saddest commentary upon this vice of our hero is, that by some mysterious magnetism of awkwardness and ill-breeding, he has betrayed into imitation of it men whose early education has been less neglected than his own.”

vehicle noun US /ˈviːhɪkəl/

a conveyance that transports people or objects

From this reading “Indeed, methinks it was he who invented sitting cross-legged in a public vehicle.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Indeed, methinks it was he who invented sitting cross-legged in a public vehicle.

ableadjectiveUS /ˈeɪbəl/

(usually followed by “to”) having the necessary means or skill or know-how or authority to do something

From this reading I have never been able to imagine what special human sin this ingenious mode of annoyance was meant to punish.

againstprepositionUS /əˈɡenst/

touching and pressing; in opposition to

From this reading It has been suggested that it might be the man's pantomimic protest against sitting at all.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading It has been suggested that it might be the man's pantomimic protest against sitting at all.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading But the saddest commentary upon this vice of our hero is, that by some mysterious magnetism of awkwardness and ill-breeding, he has betrayed into imitation of it men whose early education has been less neglected than his own.

annoyancenounUS /əˈnɔɪəns/

the psychological state of being irritated or annoyed

From this reading I have never been able to imagine what special human sin this ingenious mode of annoyance was meant to punish.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading It has been suggested that it might be the man's pantomimic protest against sitting at all.

awkwardnessnounUS /ˈɔːkwərdnəs/

unskillfulness resulting from a lack of training

From this reading But the saddest commentary upon this vice of our hero is, that by some mysterious magnetism of awkwardness and ill-breeding, he has betrayed into imitation of it men whose early education has been less neglected than his own.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading It has been suggested that it might be the man's pantomimic protest against sitting at all.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading I have never been able to imagine what special human sin this ingenious mode of annoyance was meant to punish.

betrayedverbUS /bɪˈtreɪd/

past form of “betray” — reveal unintentionally

From this reading But the saddest commentary upon this vice of our hero is, that by some mysterious magnetism of awkwardness and ill-breeding, he has betrayed into imitation of it men whose early education has been less neglected than his own.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But the saddest commentary upon this vice of our hero is, that by some mysterious magnetism of awkwardness and ill-breeding, he has betrayed into imitation of it men whose early education has been less neglected than his own.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading But the saddest commentary upon this vice of our hero is, that by some mysterious magnetism of awkwardness and ill-breeding, he has betrayed into imitation of it men whose early education has been less neglected than his own.

closeadjectiveUS /kloʊs/

at or within a short distance in space or time or having elements near each other

From this reading Do savages ever sit thus when in close company?

commentarynounUS /ˈkɑːmənteri/

a written explanation or criticism or illustration that is added to a book or other textual material

From this reading But the saddest commentary upon this vice of our hero is, that by some mysterious magnetism of awkwardness and ill-breeding, he has betrayed into imitation of it men whose early education has been less neglected than his own.

companynounUS /ˈkʌmpəniː/

an institution created to conduct business

From this reading Do savages ever sit thus when in close company?

cross-leggedadverb

with the legs crossed

From this reading Indeed, methinks it was he who invented sitting cross-legged in a public vehicle.

Doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading Do savages ever sit thus when in close company?

earlyadjectiveUS /ˈɜːrli/

at or near the beginning of a period of time or course of events or before the usual or expected time

From this reading But the saddest commentary upon this vice of our hero is, that by some mysterious magnetism of awkwardness and ill-breeding, he has betrayed into imitation of it men whose early education has been less neglected than his own.

educationnounUS /ˌedʒəˈkeɪʃən/

the activities of educating or instructing; activities that impart knowledge or skill

From this reading But the saddest commentary upon this vice of our hero is, that by some mysterious magnetism of awkwardness and ill-breeding, he has betrayed into imitation of it men whose early education has been less neglected than his own.

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading Do savages ever sit thus when in close company?

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It has been suggested that it might be the man's pantomimic protest against sitting at all.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading I have never been able to imagine what special human sin this ingenious mode of annoyance was meant to punish.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Indeed, methinks it was he who invented sitting cross-legged in a public vehicle.

heronounUS /ˈhɪroʊ/

a man distinguished by exceptional courage and nobility and strength

From this reading But the saddest commentary upon this vice of our hero is, that by some mysterious magnetism of awkwardness and ill-breeding, he has betrayed into imitation of it men whose early education has been less neglected than his own.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading But the saddest commentary upon this vice of our hero is, that by some mysterious magnetism of awkwardness and ill-breeding, he has betrayed into imitation of it men whose early education has been less neglected than his own.

humanadjectiveUS /ˈhjuːmən/

characteristic of humanity

From this reading I have never been able to imagine what special human sin this ingenious mode of annoyance was meant to punish.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I have never been able to imagine what special human sin this ingenious mode of annoyance was meant to punish.

ill-breedingnoun

impoliteness resulting from ignorance

From this reading But the saddest commentary upon this vice of our hero is, that by some mysterious magnetism of awkwardness and ill-breeding, he has betrayed into imitation of it men whose early education has been less neglected than his own.

imagineverbUS /ˌɪˈmædʒən/

form a mental image of something that is not present or that is not the case

From this reading I have never been able to imagine what special human sin this ingenious mode of annoyance was meant to punish.

imitationnounUS /ˌɪməˈteɪʃən/

the doctrine that representations of nature or human behavior should be accurate imitations

From this reading But the saddest commentary upon this vice of our hero is, that by some mysterious magnetism of awkwardness and ill-breeding, he has betrayed into imitation of it men whose early education has been less neglected than his own.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Indeed, methinks it was he who invented sitting cross-legged in a public vehicle.

IndeedadverbUS /ˌɪnˈdiːd/

in truth (often tends to intensify)

From this reading Indeed, methinks it was he who invented sitting cross-legged in a public vehicle.

ingeniousadjectiveUS /ɪnˈdʒiː.ni.əs/

Clever, original, and remarkably inventive in design and execution.

From this reading I have never been able to imagine what special human sin this ingenious mode of annoyance was meant to punish.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading But the saddest commentary upon this vice of our hero is, that by some mysterious magnetism of awkwardness and ill-breeding, he has betrayed into imitation of it men whose early education has been less neglected than his own.

inventedverbUS /ˌɪnˈventəd/

past form of “invent” — come up with (an idea, plan, explanation, theory, or principle) after a mental effort

From this reading Indeed, methinks it was he who invented sitting cross-legged in a public vehicle.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading But the saddest commentary upon this vice of our hero is, that by some mysterious magnetism of awkwardness and ill-breeding, he has betrayed into imitation of it men whose early education has been less neglected than his own.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Indeed, methinks it was he who invented sitting cross-legged in a public vehicle.

lessadverbUS /les/

used to form the comparative of some adjectives and adverbs

From this reading But the saddest commentary upon this vice of our hero is, that by some mysterious magnetism of awkwardness and ill-breeding, he has betrayed into imitation of it men whose early education has been less neglected than his own.

magnetismnounUS /ˈmæɡnətɪzəm/

attraction for iron; associated with electric currents as well as magnets; characterized by fields of force

From this reading But the saddest commentary upon this vice of our hero is, that by some mysterious magnetism of awkwardness and ill-breeding, he has betrayed into imitation of it men whose early education has been less neglected than his own.

man'snounUS /mænz/

possessive form of “man” — an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading It has been suggested that it might be the man's pantomimic protest against sitting at all.

meantverbUS /ment/

inflected form of “mean” — mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading I have never been able to imagine what special human sin this ingenious mode of annoyance was meant to punish.

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading But the saddest commentary upon this vice of our hero is, that by some mysterious magnetism of awkwardness and ill-breeding, he has betrayed into imitation of it men whose early education has been less neglected than his own.

methinks

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From this reading Indeed, methinks it was he who invented sitting cross-legged in a public vehicle.

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading It has been suggested that it might be the man's pantomimic protest against sitting at all.

modenounUS /moʊd/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading I have never been able to imagine what special human sin this ingenious mode of annoyance was meant to punish.

mysteriousadjectiveUS /mɪˈstɪriəs/

of an obscure nature

From this reading But the saddest commentary upon this vice of our hero is, that by some mysterious magnetism of awkwardness and ill-breeding, he has betrayed into imitation of it men whose early education has been less neglected than his own.

neglectedadjectiveUS /nəˈɡlektəd/

disregarded

From this reading But the saddest commentary upon this vice of our hero is, that by some mysterious magnetism of awkwardness and ill-breeding, he has betrayed into imitation of it men whose early education has been less neglected than his own.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading I have never been able to imagine what special human sin this ingenious mode of annoyance was meant to punish.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading I have never been able to imagine what special human sin this ingenious mode of annoyance was meant to punish.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading But the saddest commentary upon this vice of our hero is, that by some mysterious magnetism of awkwardness and ill-breeding, he has betrayed into imitation of it men whose early education has been less neglected than his own.

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading But the saddest commentary upon this vice of our hero is, that by some mysterious magnetism of awkwardness and ill-breeding, he has betrayed into imitation of it men whose early education has been less neglected than his own.

pantomimic

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It has been suggested that it might be the man's pantomimic protest against sitting at all.

protestnounUS /ˈproʊtest/

a formal and solemn declaration of objection

From this reading It has been suggested that it might be the man's pantomimic protest against sitting at all.

publicnounUS /ˈpʌblɪk/

people in general considered as a whole

From this reading Indeed, methinks it was he who invented sitting cross-legged in a public vehicle.

punishverbUS /ˈpʌnɪʃ/

impose a penalty on; inflict punishment on

From this reading I have never been able to imagine what special human sin this ingenious mode of annoyance was meant to punish.

saddestadjectiveUS /ˈsædəst/

superlative of “sad” — experiencing or showing sorrow or unhappiness

From this reading But the saddest commentary upon this vice of our hero is, that by some mysterious magnetism of awkwardness and ill-breeding, he has betrayed into imitation of it men whose early education has been less neglected than his own.

savagesnounUS /ˈsævədʒəz/

plural of “savage” — a member of an uncivilized people

From this reading Do savages ever sit thus when in close company?

sinnounUS /sɪn/

estrangement from god

From this reading I have never been able to imagine what special human sin this ingenious mode of annoyance was meant to punish.

sitverbUS /sɪt/

be seated

From this reading Do savages ever sit thus when in close company?

sittingnounUS /ˈsɪtɪŋ/

(photography) the act of assuming a certain position (as for a photograph or portrait)

From this reading Indeed, methinks it was he who invented sitting cross-legged in a public vehicle.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading But the saddest commentary upon this vice of our hero is, that by some mysterious magnetism of awkwardness and ill-breeding, he has betrayed into imitation of it men whose early education has been less neglected than his own.

specialadjectiveUS /ˈspeʃəl/

unique or specific to a person or thing or category

From this reading I have never been able to imagine what special human sin this ingenious mode of annoyance was meant to punish.

suggestedverbUS /səˈdʒestɪd/

past form of “suggest” — make a proposal, declare a plan for something

From this reading It has been suggested that it might be the man's pantomimic protest against sitting at all.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading But the saddest commentary upon this vice of our hero is, that by some mysterious magnetism of awkwardness and ill-breeding, he has betrayed into imitation of it men whose early education has been less neglected than his own.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading It has been suggested that it might be the man's pantomimic protest against sitting at all.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading It has been suggested that it might be the man's pantomimic protest against sitting at all.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading I have never been able to imagine what special human sin this ingenious mode of annoyance was meant to punish.

thusadverbUS /ðʌs/

(used to introduce a logical conclusion) from that fact or reason or as a result

From this reading Do savages ever sit thus when in close company?

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I have never been able to imagine what special human sin this ingenious mode of annoyance was meant to punish.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading But the saddest commentary upon this vice of our hero is, that by some mysterious magnetism of awkwardness and ill-breeding, he has betrayed into imitation of it men whose early education has been less neglected than his own.

vehiclenounUS /ˈviːhɪkəl/

a conveyance that transports people or objects

From this reading Indeed, methinks it was he who invented sitting cross-legged in a public vehicle.

vicenounUS /vaɪs/

moral weakness

From this reading But the saddest commentary upon this vice of our hero is, that by some mysterious magnetism of awkwardness and ill-breeding, he has betrayed into imitation of it men whose early education has been less neglected than his own.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Indeed, methinks it was he who invented sitting cross-legged in a public vehicle.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading I have never been able to imagine what special human sin this ingenious mode of annoyance was meant to punish.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading Do savages ever sit thus when in close company?

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Indeed, methinks it was he who invented sitting cross-legged in a public vehicle.

whosedeterminerUS /huːz/

belonging to which person

From this reading But the saddest commentary upon this vice of our hero is, that by some mysterious magnetism of awkwardness and ill-breeding, he has betrayed into imitation of it men whose early education has been less neglected than his own.

Chapter 2 of Punchinello, Volume 1, No. 06, May 7, 1870 by Various holds 487 sentences, grouped into 98 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 2 holds 487 sentences of Punchinello, Volume 1, No. 06, May 7, 1870, unabridged, divided into 98 reading sections.

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How do I study chapter 2 of Punchinello, Volume 1, No. 06, May 7, 1870?

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Alaska
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