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Punchinello, Volume 2, No. 29, October 15, 1870
Punchinello, Volume 2, No. 29, October 15, 1870

Chapter IV

Chapter 4 of Punchinello, Volume 2, No. 29, October 15, 1870 is here in full — 205 sentences across 41 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Certainly the devil must have invented petticoats.
After EVE had finished up that little apple job, she went into the petticoat business, and--hence all our tears.
Instantly petticoat government became a possibility.
Then, as her daughters became wiser, they invented the weeping business, the swooning business, and the curtain lecture business; they went for our pocket-books and they got them, and petticoat government became a probability.
Not satisfied with the pocket-books, they are now going for the business by means of which we fill the books, and oh, what a hankering they have for public pap!
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Punchinello, Volume 2, No. 29, October 15, 1870

Chapter IV

Chapter 4 of Punchinello, Volume 2, No. 29, October 15, 1870 is here in full — 205 sentences across 41 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/41 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Certainly the devil must have invented petticoats.
/ˈsɜːrtənli ðə ˈdevəl mʌst hæv ˌɪnˈventəd ˈpetikoʊts/
Line 2
After EVE had finished up that little apple job, she went into the petticoat business, and--hence all our tears.
Line 3
Instantly petticoat government became a possibility.
/ˈɪnstəntli ˈpetikoʊt ˈɡʌvərmənt bɪˈkeɪm ə ˌpɑːsəˈbɪlətiː/
Line 4
Then, as her daughters became wiser, they invented the weeping business, the swooning business, and the curtain lecture business; they went for our pocket-books and they got them, and petticoat government became a probability.
Line 5
Not satisfied with the pocket-books, they are now going for the business by means of which we fill the books, and oh, what a hankering they have for public pap!

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

hankering noun US /ˈhæŋkərɪŋ/

a yearning for something or to do something

From this reading “Not satisfied with the pocket-books, they are now going for the business by means of which we fill the books, and oh, what a hankering they have for public pap!”

invented verb US /ˌɪnˈventəd/

past form of “invent” — come up with (an idea, plan, explanation, theory, or principle) after a mental effort

From this reading “Certainly the devil must have invented petticoats.”

lecture verb US /ˈlektʃər/

deliver a lecture or talk

From this reading “Then, as her daughters became wiser, they invented the weeping business, the swooning business, and the curtain lecture business; they went for our pocket-books and they got them, and petticoat government became a probability.”

pap noun US /pæp/

worthless or oversimplified ideas

From this reading “Not satisfied with the pocket-books, they are now going for the business by means of which we fill the books, and oh, what a hankering they have for public pap!”

petticoat noun US /ˈpetikoʊt/

undergarment worn under a skirt

From this reading “After EVE had finished up that little apple job, she went into the petticoat business, and--hence all our tears.”

petticoats noun US /ˈpetikoʊts/

plural of “petticoat” — undergarment worn under a skirt

From this reading “Certainly the devil must have invented petticoats.”

probability noun US /ˌprɑːbəˈbɪlətiː/

a measure of how likely it is that some event will occur; a number expressing the ratio of favorable cases to the whole number of cases possible

From this reading “Then, as her daughters became wiser, they invented the weeping business, the swooning business, and the curtain lecture business; they went for our pocket-books and they got them, and petticoat government became a probability.”

swooning adjective US /ˈswuːnɪŋ/

weak and likely to lose consciousness

From this reading “Then, as her daughters became wiser, they invented the weeping business, the swooning business, and the curtain lecture business; they went for our pocket-books and they got them, and petticoat government became a probability.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

by means preposition + noun

In this reading “Not satisfied with the pocket-books, they are now going for the business by means of which we fill the books, and oh, what a hankering they have for public pap!”

went into verb + particle counted as “go into”

to come or go into

In this reading “After EVE had finished up that little apple job, she went into the petticoat business, and--hence all our tears.”

All words in this reading · 64

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Instantly petticoat government became a possibility.

AfterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading After EVE had finished up that little apple job, she went into the petticoat business, and--hence all our tears.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading After EVE had finished up that little apple job, she went into the petticoat business, and--hence all our tears.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading After EVE had finished up that little apple job, she went into the petticoat business, and--hence all our tears.

applenounUS /ˈæpəl/

fruit with red or yellow or green skin and sweet to tart crisp whitish flesh

From this reading After EVE had finished up that little apple job, she went into the petticoat business, and--hence all our tears.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Not satisfied with the pocket-books, they are now going for the business by means of which we fill the books, and oh, what a hankering they have for public pap!

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Then, as her daughters became wiser, they invented the weeping business, the swooning business, and the curtain lecture business; they went for our pocket-books and they got them, and petticoat government became a probability.

becameverbUS /bɪˈkeɪm/

inflected form of “become” — enter or assume a certain state or condition

From this reading Instantly petticoat government became a possibility.

booksnounUS /bʊks/

Bound written or printed works.

From this reading Not satisfied with the pocket-books, they are now going for the business by means of which we fill the books, and oh, what a hankering they have for public pap!

businessnounUS /ˈbɪznəs/

a commercial or industrial enterprise and the people who constitute it

From this reading After EVE had finished up that little apple job, she went into the petticoat business, and--hence all our tears.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Not satisfied with the pocket-books, they are now going for the business by means of which we fill the books, and oh, what a hankering they have for public pap!

CertainlyadverbUS /ˈsɜːrtənli/

definitely or positively (“sure” is sometimes used informally for “surely”)

From this reading Certainly the devil must have invented petticoats.

curtainnounUS /ˈkɜːrtən/

hanging cloth used as a blind (especially for a window)

From this reading Then, as her daughters became wiser, they invented the weeping business, the swooning business, and the curtain lecture business; they went for our pocket-books and they got them, and petticoat government became a probability.

daughtersnounUS /ˈdɔːtərz/

plural of “daughter” — a female human offspring

From this reading Then, as her daughters became wiser, they invented the weeping business, the swooning business, and the curtain lecture business; they went for our pocket-books and they got them, and petticoat government became a probability.

devilnounUS /ˈdevəl/

(Judeo-Christian and Islamic religions) chief spirit of evil and adversary of God; tempter of mankind; master of Hell

From this reading Certainly the devil must have invented petticoats.

EVEnounUS /iːv/

(Old Testament) Adam's wife in Judeo-Christian mythology: the first woman and mother of the human race; God created Eve from Adam's rib and placed Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden

From this reading After EVE had finished up that little apple job, she went into the petticoat business, and--hence all our tears.

fillverbUS /fɪl/

make full, also in a metaphorical sense

From this reading Not satisfied with the pocket-books, they are now going for the business by means of which we fill the books, and oh, what a hankering they have for public pap!

finishedadjectiveUS /ˈfɪnɪʃt/

(of materials or goods) brought to the desired final state

From this reading After EVE had finished up that little apple job, she went into the petticoat business, and--hence all our tears.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Then, as her daughters became wiser, they invented the weeping business, the swooning business, and the curtain lecture business; they went for our pocket-books and they got them, and petticoat government became a probability.

goingnounUS /ˈɡoʊɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading Not satisfied with the pocket-books, they are now going for the business by means of which we fill the books, and oh, what a hankering they have for public pap!

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading Then, as her daughters became wiser, they invented the weeping business, the swooning business, and the curtain lecture business; they went for our pocket-books and they got them, and petticoat government became a probability.

governmentnounUS /ˈɡʌvərmənt/

the organization that is the governing authority of a political unit

From this reading Instantly petticoat government became a possibility.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading After EVE had finished up that little apple job, she went into the petticoat business, and--hence all our tears.

hankeringnounUS /ˈhæŋkərɪŋ/

a yearning for something or to do something

From this reading Not satisfied with the pocket-books, they are now going for the business by means of which we fill the books, and oh, what a hankering they have for public pap!

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Certainly the devil must have invented petticoats.

henceadverbUS /hens/

for this reason

From this reading After EVE had finished up that little apple job, she went into the petticoat business, and--hence all our tears.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading Then, as her daughters became wiser, they invented the weeping business, the swooning business, and the curtain lecture business; they went for our pocket-books and they got them, and petticoat government became a probability.

InstantlyadverbUS /ˈɪnstəntli/

without delay or hesitation; with no time intervening

From this reading Instantly petticoat government became a possibility.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading After EVE had finished up that little apple job, she went into the petticoat business, and--hence all our tears.

inventedverbUS /ˌɪnˈventəd/

past form of “invent” — come up with (an idea, plan, explanation, theory, or principle) after a mental effort

From this reading Certainly the devil must have invented petticoats.

jobnounUS /dʒɑːb/

the principal activity in your life that you do to earn money

From this reading After EVE had finished up that little apple job, she went into the petticoat business, and--hence all our tears.

lectureverbUS /ˈlektʃər/

deliver a lecture or talk

From this reading Then, as her daughters became wiser, they invented the weeping business, the swooning business, and the curtain lecture business; they went for our pocket-books and they got them, and petticoat government became a probability.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading After EVE had finished up that little apple job, she went into the petticoat business, and--hence all our tears.

meansnounUS /miːnz/

thing or person that acts to produce a particular effect or achieve an end

From this reading Not satisfied with the pocket-books, they are now going for the business by means of which we fill the books, and oh, what a hankering they have for public pap!

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading Certainly the devil must have invented petticoats.

NotadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Not satisfied with the pocket-books, they are now going for the business by means of which we fill the books, and oh, what a hankering they have for public pap!

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading Not satisfied with the pocket-books, they are now going for the business by means of which we fill the books, and oh, what a hankering they have for public pap!

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Not satisfied with the pocket-books, they are now going for the business by means of which we fill the books, and oh, what a hankering they have for public pap!

ohnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading Not satisfied with the pocket-books, they are now going for the business by means of which we fill the books, and oh, what a hankering they have for public pap!

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading After EVE had finished up that little apple job, she went into the petticoat business, and--hence all our tears.

papnounUS /pæp/

worthless or oversimplified ideas

From this reading Not satisfied with the pocket-books, they are now going for the business by means of which we fill the books, and oh, what a hankering they have for public pap!

petticoatnounUS /ˈpetikoʊt/

undergarment worn under a skirt

From this reading After EVE had finished up that little apple job, she went into the petticoat business, and--hence all our tears.

petticoatsnounUS /ˈpetikoʊts/

plural of “petticoat” — undergarment worn under a skirt

From this reading Certainly the devil must have invented petticoats.

pocket-books

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Then, as her daughters became wiser, they invented the weeping business, the swooning business, and the curtain lecture business; they went for our pocket-books and they got them, and petticoat government became a probability.

possibilitynounUS /ˌpɑːsəˈbɪlətiː/

a future prospect or potential

From this reading Instantly petticoat government became a possibility.

probabilitynounUS /ˌprɑːbəˈbɪlətiː/

a measure of how likely it is that some event will occur; a number expressing the ratio of favorable cases to the whole number of cases possible

From this reading Then, as her daughters became wiser, they invented the weeping business, the swooning business, and the curtain lecture business; they went for our pocket-books and they got them, and petticoat government became a probability.

publicnounUS /ˈpʌblɪk/

people in general considered as a whole

From this reading Not satisfied with the pocket-books, they are now going for the business by means of which we fill the books, and oh, what a hankering they have for public pap!

satisfiedadjectiveUS /ˈsætəsfaɪd/

filled with satisfaction

From this reading Not satisfied with the pocket-books, they are now going for the business by means of which we fill the books, and oh, what a hankering they have for public pap!

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading After EVE had finished up that little apple job, she went into the petticoat business, and--hence all our tears.

swooningadjectiveUS /ˈswuːnɪŋ/

weak and likely to lose consciousness

From this reading Then, as her daughters became wiser, they invented the weeping business, the swooning business, and the curtain lecture business; they went for our pocket-books and they got them, and petticoat government became a probability.

tearsnounUS /terz/

the process of shedding tears (usually accompanied by sobs or other inarticulate sounds)

From this reading After EVE had finished up that little apple job, she went into the petticoat business, and--hence all our tears.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading After EVE had finished up that little apple job, she went into the petticoat business, and--hence all our tears.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Certainly the devil must have invented petticoats.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading Then, as her daughters became wiser, they invented the weeping business, the swooning business, and the curtain lecture business; they went for our pocket-books and they got them, and petticoat government became a probability.

ThenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading Then, as her daughters became wiser, they invented the weeping business, the swooning business, and the curtain lecture business; they went for our pocket-books and they got them, and petticoat government became a probability.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Then, as her daughters became wiser, they invented the weeping business, the swooning business, and the curtain lecture business; they went for our pocket-books and they got them, and petticoat government became a probability.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading After EVE had finished up that little apple job, she went into the petticoat business, and--hence all our tears.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading Not satisfied with the pocket-books, they are now going for the business by means of which we fill the books, and oh, what a hankering they have for public pap!

weepingadjectiveUS /ˈwiːpɪŋ/

showing sorrow

From this reading Then, as her daughters became wiser, they invented the weeping business, the swooning business, and the curtain lecture business; they went for our pocket-books and they got them, and petticoat government became a probability.

wentverbUS /went/

inflected form of “go” — change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading After EVE had finished up that little apple job, she went into the petticoat business, and--hence all our tears.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading Not satisfied with the pocket-books, they are now going for the business by means of which we fill the books, and oh, what a hankering they have for public pap!

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Not satisfied with the pocket-books, they are now going for the business by means of which we fill the books, and oh, what a hankering they have for public pap!

wiseradjectiveUS /ˈwaɪzər/

comparative of “wise” — having or prompted by wisdom or discernment

From this reading Then, as her daughters became wiser, they invented the weeping business, the swooning business, and the curtain lecture business; they went for our pocket-books and they got them, and petticoat government became a probability.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Not satisfied with the pocket-books, they are now going for the business by means of which we fill the books, and oh, what a hankering they have for public pap!

Chapter 4 of Punchinello, Volume 2, No. 29, October 15, 1870 by Various holds 205 sentences, grouped into 41 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 4 of Punchinello, Volume 2, No. 29, October 15, 1870 contain?

Chapter 4 holds 205 sentences of Punchinello, Volume 2, No. 29, October 15, 1870, unabridged, divided into 41 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 4 of Punchinello, Volume 2, No. 29, October 15, 1870 by Various exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 205 sentences, grouped into 41 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 4 of Punchinello, Volume 2, No. 29, October 15, 1870?

Work through the 41 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

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Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

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