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Quips and Quiddities

Chapter II

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A bore cannot be a good man: for the better he is, the greater bore he will be, and the more hateful he will make goodness.
LADY ASHBURTON, _apud_ LORD HOUGHTON.
Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.
J. R. LOWELL, _Biglow Papers_.
I could resign that eye of blue, Howe'er its splendour used to thrill me; And e'en that cheek of roseate hue-- To lose it, Chloe, would not kill me.
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Quips and Quiddities

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Quips and Quiddities is here in full — 431 sentences across 87 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/86 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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A bore cannot be a good man: for the better he is, the greater bore he will be, and the more hateful he will make goodness.
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LADY ASHBURTON, _apud_ LORD HOUGHTON.
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Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.
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J. R. LOWELL, _Biglow Papers_.
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I could resign that eye of blue, Howe'er its splendour used to thrill me; And e'en that cheek of roseate hue-- To lose it, Chloe, would not kill me.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Apostles noun US /əˈpɑːsəlz/

plural of “apostle” — an ardent early supporter of a cause or reform

From this reading “Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.”

fife noun US /faɪf/

a small high-pitched flute similar to a piccolo; has a shrill tone and is used chiefly to accompany drums in a marching band

From this reading “Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.”

houghton noun US /ˈhɔːtən/

United States publisher who founded a printing shop that became an important book publisher (1823-1895)

From this reading “LADY ASHBURTON, _apud_ LORD HOUGHTON.”

lowell noun US /ˈloʊəl/

United States poet (1917-1977)

From this reading “J. R. LOWELL, _Biglow Papers_.”

resign verb US /rɪˈzaɪn/

leave (a job, post, or position) voluntarily

From this reading “I could resign that eye of blue, Howe'er its splendour used to thrill me; And e'en that cheek of roseate hue-- To lose it, Chloe, would not kill me.”

rigged adjective US /rɪɡd/

fitted or equipped with necessary rigging (sails and shrouds and stays etc)

From this reading “Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.”

roseate adjective US /ˈroʊziət/

of something having a dusty purplish pink color

From this reading “I could resign that eye of blue, Howe'er its splendour used to thrill me; And e'en that cheek of roseate hue-- To lose it, Chloe, would not kill me.”

votes noun US /voʊts/

plural of “vote” — a choice that is made by counting the number of people in favor of each alternative

From this reading “Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

in front preposition + noun

at or in the front

In this reading “Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.”

get some verb + adjective

In this reading “Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.”

good man adjective + noun

In this reading “A bore cannot be a good man: for the better he is, the greater bore he will be, and the more hateful he will make goodness.”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A bore cannot be a good man: for the better he is, the greater bore he will be, and the more hateful he will make goodness.

AndeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading A bore cannot be a good man: for the better he is, the greater bore he will be, and the more hateful he will make goodness.

ApostlesnounUS /əˈpɑːsəlz/

plural of “apostle” — an ardent early supporter of a cause or reform

From this reading Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.

apud

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From this reading LADY ASHBURTON, _apud_ LORD HOUGHTON.

ASHBURTON

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From this reading LADY ASHBURTON, _apud_ LORD HOUGHTON.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading A bore cannot be a good man: for the better he is, the greater bore he will be, and the more hateful he will make goodness.

betteradjectiveUS /ˈbetər/

(comparative of “good”) superior to another (of the same class or set or kind) in excellence or quality or desirability or suitability; more highly skilled than another

From this reading A bore cannot be a good man: for the better he is, the greater bore he will be, and the more hateful he will make goodness.

Biglow

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From this reading J. R. LOWELL, _Biglow Papers_.

blueadjectiveUS /bluː/

of the color intermediate between green and violet; having a color similar to that of a clear unclouded sky

From this reading I could resign that eye of blue, Howe'er its splendour used to thrill me; And e'en that cheek of roseate hue-- To lose it, Chloe, would not kill me.

boreverbUS /bɔːr/

cause to be bored

From this reading A bore cannot be a good man: for the better he is, the greater bore he will be, and the more hateful he will make goodness.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.

cannot

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From this reading A bore cannot be a good man: for the better he is, the greater bore he will be, and the more hateful he will make goodness.

cheeknounUS /tʃiːk/

either side of the face below the eyes

From this reading I could resign that eye of blue, Howe'er its splendour used to thrill me; And e'en that cheek of roseate hue-- To lose it, Chloe, would not kill me.

Chloe

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From this reading I could resign that eye of blue, Howe'er its splendour used to thrill me; And e'en that cheek of roseate hue-- To lose it, Chloe, would not kill me.

coatsnounUS /koʊts/

plural of “coat” — an outer garment that has sleeves and covers the body from shoulder down; worn outdoors

From this reading Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading I could resign that eye of blue, Howe'er its splendour used to thrill me; And e'en that cheek of roseate hue-- To lose it, Chloe, would not kill me.

didn't

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From this reading Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.

drumnounUS /drʌm/

a musical percussion instrument; usually consists of a hollow cylinder with a membrane stretched across each end

From this reading Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.

e'enadverb

even

From this reading I could resign that eye of blue, Howe'er its splendour used to thrill me; And e'en that cheek of roseate hue-- To lose it, Chloe, would not kill me.

emnounUS /em/

a quad with a square body

From this reading Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.

everythin

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From this reading Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.

eyenounUS /aɪ/

the organ of sight

From this reading I could resign that eye of blue, Howe'er its splendour used to thrill me; And e'en that cheek of roseate hue-- To lose it, Chloe, would not kill me.

fifenounUS /faɪf/

a small high-pitched flute similar to a piccolo; has a shrill tone and is used chiefly to accompany drums in a marching band

From this reading Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading A bore cannot be a good man: for the better he is, the greater bore he will be, and the more hateful he will make goodness.

frontnounUS /frʌnt/

the side that is forward or prominent

From this reading Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading A bore cannot be a good man: for the better he is, the greater bore he will be, and the more hateful he will make goodness.

goodnessnounUS /ˈɡʊdnəs/

that which is pleasing or valuable or useful

From this reading A bore cannot be a good man: for the better he is, the greater bore he will be, and the more hateful he will make goodness.

greateradjectiveUS /ˈɡreɪtər/

greater in size or importance or degree

From this reading A bore cannot be a good man: for the better he is, the greater bore he will be, and the more hateful he will make goodness.

hatefuladjectiveUS /ˈheɪtfəl/

evoking or deserving hatred

From this reading A bore cannot be a good man: for the better he is, the greater bore he will be, and the more hateful he will make goodness.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading A bore cannot be a good man: for the better he is, the greater bore he will be, and the more hateful he will make goodness.

heerd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.

HOUGHTONnounUS /ˈhɔːtən/

United States publisher who founded a printing shop that became an important book publisher (1823-1895)

From this reading LADY ASHBURTON, _apud_ LORD HOUGHTON.

Howe'er

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I could resign that eye of blue, Howe'er its splendour used to thrill me; And e'en that cheek of roseate hue-- To lose it, Chloe, would not kill me.

huenounUS /hjuː/

the quality of a color as determined by its dominant wavelength

From this reading I could resign that eye of blue, Howe'er its splendour used to thrill me; And e'en that cheek of roseate hue-- To lose it, Chloe, would not kill me.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I could resign that eye of blue, Howe'er its splendour used to thrill me; And e'en that cheek of roseate hue-- To lose it, Chloe, would not kill me.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading A bore cannot be a good man: for the better he is, the greater bore he will be, and the more hateful he will make goodness.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading I could resign that eye of blue, Howe'er its splendour used to thrill me; And e'en that cheek of roseate hue-- To lose it, Chloe, would not kill me.

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading I could resign that eye of blue, Howe'er its splendour used to thrill me; And e'en that cheek of roseate hue-- To lose it, Chloe, would not kill me.

JnounUS /dʒeɪ/

a unit of electrical energy equal to the work done when a current of one ampere passes through a resistance of one ohm for one second

From this reading J. R. LOWELL, _Biglow Papers_.

JohnnounUS /dʒɑːn/

a room or building equipped with one or more toilets

From this reading Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.

Judee

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.

killverbUS /kɪl/

cause to die; put to death, usually intentionally or knowingly

From this reading I could resign that eye of blue, Howe'er its splendour used to thrill me; And e'en that cheek of roseate hue-- To lose it, Chloe, would not kill me.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.

LADYnounUS /ˈleɪdi/

a polite name for any woman

From this reading LADY ASHBURTON, _apud_ LORD HOUGHTON.

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.

LORDnounUS /lɔːrd/

terms referring to the Judeo-Christian God

From this reading LADY ASHBURTON, _apud_ LORD HOUGHTON.

loseverbUS /luːz/

fail to keep or to maintain; cease to have, either physically or in an abstract sense

From this reading I could resign that eye of blue, Howe'er its splendour used to thrill me; And e'en that cheek of roseate hue-- To lose it, Chloe, would not kill me.

LOWELLnounUS /ˈloʊəl/

United States poet (1917-1977)

From this reading J. R. LOWELL, _Biglow Papers_.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading A bore cannot be a good man: for the better he is, the greater bore he will be, and the more hateful he will make goodness.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading A bore cannot be a good man: for the better he is, the greater bore he will be, and the more hateful he will make goodness.

marchedverbUS /mɑːrtʃt/

past form of “march” — march in a procession

From this reading Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading I could resign that eye of blue, Howe'er its splendour used to thrill me; And e'en that cheek of roseate hue-- To lose it, Chloe, would not kill me.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading A bore cannot be a good man: for the better he is, the greater bore he will be, and the more hateful he will make goodness.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading I could resign that eye of blue, Howe'er its splendour used to thrill me; And e'en that cheek of roseate hue-- To lose it, Chloe, would not kill me.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.

officenounUS /ˈɔːfɪs/

place of business where professional or clerical duties are performed

From this reading Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.

PnounUS /piː/

a multivalent nonmetallic element of the nitrogen family that occurs commonly in inorganic phosphate rocks and as organic phosphates in all living cells; is highly reactive and occurs in several allotropic forms

From this reading Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.

PapersnounUS /ˈpeɪpərz/

writing that provides information (especially information of an official nature)

From this reading J. R. LOWELL, _Biglow Papers_.

ParsonnounUS /ˈpɑːrsən/

a person authorized to conduct religious worship

From this reading Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.

RnounUS /ɑːr/

a unit of radiation exposure; the dose of ionizing radiation that will produce 1 electrostatic unit of electricity in 1 cc of dry air

From this reading J. R. LOWELL, _Biglow Papers_.

resignverbUS /rɪˈzaɪn/

leave (a job, post, or position) voluntarily

From this reading I could resign that eye of blue, Howe'er its splendour used to thrill me; And e'en that cheek of roseate hue-- To lose it, Chloe, would not kill me.

riggedadjectiveUS /rɪɡd/

fitted or equipped with necessary rigging (sails and shrouds and stays etc)

From this reading Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.

RobinsonnounUS /ˈrɑːbənsən/

English chemist noted for his studies of molecular structures in plants (1886-1975)

From this reading Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.

roseateadjectiveUS /ˈroʊziət/

of something having a dusty purplish pink color

From this reading I could resign that eye of blue, Howe'er its splendour used to thrill me; And e'en that cheek of roseate hue-- To lose it, Chloe, would not kill me.

roundnounUS /raʊnd/

a charge of ammunition for a single shot

From this reading Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.

sez

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From this reading Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.

splendournoun

a quality that outshines the usual

From this reading I could resign that eye of blue, Howe'er its splendour used to thrill me; And e'en that cheek of roseate hue-- To lose it, Chloe, would not kill me.

swaller-tail

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From this reading Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.

thnounUS /ˈtiːˈeɪtʃ/

the fifth day of the week; the fourth working day

From this reading Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading I could resign that eye of blue, Howe'er its splendour used to thrill me; And e'en that cheek of roseate hue-- To lose it, Chloe, would not kill me.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading A bore cannot be a good man: for the better he is, the greater bore he will be, and the more hateful he will make goodness.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.

Thet

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From this reading Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.

thrillnounUS /θrɪl/

the swift release of a store of affective force

From this reading I could resign that eye of blue, Howe'er its splendour used to thrill me; And e'en that cheek of roseate hue-- To lose it, Chloe, would not kill me.

ToparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.

usedadjectiveUS /juːzd/

employed in accomplishing something

From this reading I could resign that eye of blue, Howe'er its splendour used to thrill me; And e'en that cheek of roseate hue-- To lose it, Chloe, would not kill me.

votesnounUS /voʊts/

plural of “vote” — a choice that is made by counting the number of people in favor of each alternative

From this reading Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.

Wilbur

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life Thet th' Apostles rigged out in their swaller-tail coats, An' marched round in front of a drum and a fife, To get some on 'em office, an' some on 'em votes; But John P. Robinson he Sez they didn't know everythin' down in Judee.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading A bore cannot be a good man: for the better he is, the greater bore he will be, and the more hateful he will make goodness.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading I could resign that eye of blue, Howe'er its splendour used to thrill me; And e'en that cheek of roseate hue-- To lose it, Chloe, would not kill me.

Chapter 2 of Quips and Quiddities by William Davenport [Editor] Adams holds 431 sentences, grouped into 87 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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