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Quips and Quiddities

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of Quips and Quiddities is here in full — 420 sentences across 84 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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AUSTIN DOBSON, _Vignettes in Rhyme_.
The reason we dislike vanity in others is because it is perpetually hurting our own.
LORD LYTTON's _Pelham_.
Then nymphs had bluer eyes than hose, England then measured men by blows, And measured time by candles.
FREDERICK LOCKER, _London Lyrics_.
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Quips and Quiddities

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of Quips and Quiddities is here in full — 420 sentences across 84 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/84 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
AUSTIN DOBSON, _Vignettes in Rhyme_.
/ˈɔːstən ˈdɑːbsən vɪˈnjets ɪn raɪm/
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The reason we dislike vanity in others is because it is perpetually hurting our own.
Line 3
LORD LYTTON's _Pelham_.
Line 4
Then nymphs had bluer eyes than hose, England then measured men by blows, And measured time by candles.
/ðen nɪmfs hæd ˈbluːər aɪz ðæn hoʊz ˈɪŋɡlənd ðen ˈmeʒərd men baɪ bloʊz ənd ˈmeʒərd taɪm baɪ ˈkændəlz/
Line 5
FREDERICK LOCKER, _London Lyrics_.
/ˈfredrɪk ˈlɑːkər ˈlʌndən ˈlɪrɪks/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

bluer adjective US /ˈbluːər/

comparative of “blue” — of the color intermediate between green and violet; having a color similar to that of a clear unclouded sky

From this reading “Then nymphs had bluer eyes than hose, England then measured men by blows, And measured time by candles.”

dobson noun US /ˈdɑːbsən/

large brown aquatic larva of the dobsonfly; used as fishing bait

From this reading “AUSTIN DOBSON, _Vignettes in Rhyme_.”

hurting noun US /ˈhɜːrtɪŋ/

a symptom of some physical hurt or disorder

From this reading “The reason we dislike vanity in others is because it is perpetually hurting our own.”

locker noun US /ˈlɑːkər/

a storage compartment for clothes and valuables; usually it has a lock

From this reading “FREDERICK LOCKER, _London Lyrics_.”

Lyrics noun US /ˈlɪrɪks/

plural of “lyric” — the text of a popular song or musical-comedy number

nymphs noun US /nɪmfs/

plural of “nymph” — (classical mythology) a minor nature goddess usually depicted as a beautiful maiden

From this reading “Then nymphs had bluer eyes than hose, England then measured men by blows, And measured time by candles.”

Pelham noun US /ˈpeləm/

a bit with a bar mouthpiece that is designed to combine a curb and snaffle

Vignettes noun US /vɪˈnjets/

plural of “vignette” — a brief literary description

Word partnerships in these lines

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bluer eyes adjective + noun counted as “blue eyes”

In this reading “Then nymphs had bluer eyes than hose, England then measured men by blows, And measured time by candles.”

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AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Then nymphs had bluer eyes than hose, England then measured men by blows, And measured time by candles.

AUSTINnounUS /ˈɔːstən/

state capital of Texas on the Colorado River; site of the University of Texas

From this reading AUSTIN DOBSON, _Vignettes in Rhyme_.

becauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading The reason we dislike vanity in others is because it is perpetually hurting our own.

blowsnounUS /bloʊz/

plural of “blow” — a powerful stroke with the fist or a weapon

From this reading Then nymphs had bluer eyes than hose, England then measured men by blows, And measured time by candles.

blueradjectiveUS /ˈbluːər/

comparative of “blue” — of the color intermediate between green and violet; having a color similar to that of a clear unclouded sky

From this reading Then nymphs had bluer eyes than hose, England then measured men by blows, And measured time by candles.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Then nymphs had bluer eyes than hose, England then measured men by blows, And measured time by candles.

candlesnounUS /ˈkændəlz/

plural of “candle” — stick of wax with a wick in the middle

From this reading Then nymphs had bluer eyes than hose, England then measured men by blows, And measured time by candles.

dislikenounUS /dɪˈslaɪk/

an inclination to withhold approval from some person or group

From this reading The reason we dislike vanity in others is because it is perpetually hurting our own.

DOBSONnounUS /ˈdɑːbsən/

large brown aquatic larva of the dobsonfly; used as fishing bait

From this reading AUSTIN DOBSON, _Vignettes in Rhyme_.

EnglandnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlənd/

a division of the United Kingdom

From this reading Then nymphs had bluer eyes than hose, England then measured men by blows, And measured time by candles.

eyesnounUS /aɪz/

opinion or judgment

From this reading Then nymphs had bluer eyes than hose, England then measured men by blows, And measured time by candles.

FREDERICKnounUS /ˈfredrɪk/

a town in northern Maryland to the west of Baltimore

From this reading FREDERICK LOCKER, _London Lyrics_.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Then nymphs had bluer eyes than hose, England then measured men by blows, And measured time by candles.

hosenounUS /hoʊz/

socks and stockings and tights collectively (the British include underwear)

From this reading Then nymphs had bluer eyes than hose, England then measured men by blows, And measured time by candles.

hurtingnounUS /ˈhɜːrtɪŋ/

a symptom of some physical hurt or disorder

From this reading The reason we dislike vanity in others is because it is perpetually hurting our own.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading AUSTIN DOBSON, _Vignettes in Rhyme_.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The reason we dislike vanity in others is because it is perpetually hurting our own.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading The reason we dislike vanity in others is because it is perpetually hurting our own.

LOCKERnounUS /ˈlɑːkər/

a storage compartment for clothes and valuables; usually it has a lock

From this reading FREDERICK LOCKER, _London Lyrics_.

LondonnounUS /ˈlʌndən/

the capital and largest city of England; located on the Thames in southeastern England; financial and industrial and cultural center

From this reading FREDERICK LOCKER, _London Lyrics_.

LORDnounUS /lɔːrd/

terms referring to the Judeo-Christian God

From this reading LORD LYTTON's _Pelham_.

LyricsnounUS /ˈlɪrɪks/

plural of “lyric” — the text of a popular song or musical-comedy number

From this reading FREDERICK LOCKER, _London Lyrics_.

LYTTON's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading LORD LYTTON's _Pelham_.

measuredadjectiveUS /ˈmeʒərd/

having notes of fixed rhythmic value

From this reading Then nymphs had bluer eyes than hose, England then measured men by blows, And measured time by candles.

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading Then nymphs had bluer eyes than hose, England then measured men by blows, And measured time by candles.

nymphsnounUS /nɪmfs/

plural of “nymph” — (classical mythology) a minor nature goddess usually depicted as a beautiful maiden

From this reading Then nymphs had bluer eyes than hose, England then measured men by blows, And measured time by candles.

others

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The reason we dislike vanity in others is because it is perpetually hurting our own.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading The reason we dislike vanity in others is because it is perpetually hurting our own.

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading The reason we dislike vanity in others is because it is perpetually hurting our own.

PelhamnounUS /ˈpeləm/

a bit with a bar mouthpiece that is designed to combine a curb and snaffle

From this reading LORD LYTTON's _Pelham_.

perpetuallyadverbUS /pərˈpetʃuːəli/

everlastingly; for all time

From this reading The reason we dislike vanity in others is because it is perpetually hurting our own.

reasonnounUS /ˈriːzən/

a rational motive for a belief or action

From this reading The reason we dislike vanity in others is because it is perpetually hurting our own.

RhymenounUS /raɪm/

correspondence in the sounds of two or more lines (especially final sounds)

From this reading AUSTIN DOBSON, _Vignettes in Rhyme_.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading Then nymphs had bluer eyes than hose, England then measured men by blows, And measured time by candles.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The reason we dislike vanity in others is because it is perpetually hurting our own.

ThenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading Then nymphs had bluer eyes than hose, England then measured men by blows, And measured time by candles.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading Then nymphs had bluer eyes than hose, England then measured men by blows, And measured time by candles.

vanitynounUS /ˈvænəti/

feelings of excessive pride

From this reading The reason we dislike vanity in others is because it is perpetually hurting our own.

VignettesnounUS /vɪˈnjets/

plural of “vignette” — a brief literary description

From this reading AUSTIN DOBSON, _Vignettes in Rhyme_.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading The reason we dislike vanity in others is because it is perpetually hurting our own.

Chapter 5 of Quips and Quiddities by William Davenport [Editor] Adams holds 420 sentences, grouped into 84 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 5 holds 420 sentences of Quips and Quiddities, unabridged, divided into 84 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 5 of Quips and Quiddities by William Davenport [Editor] Adams exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 420 sentences, grouped into 84 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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