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Quips and Quiddities

Chapter VIII

Chapter 8 of Quips and Quiddities is here in full — 145 sentences across 29 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"Boots and shoes under the sea," the Gryphon went on in a deep voice, "are done with whiting.
Now you know."
LEWIS CARROLL, _Alice in Wonderland_.
I'm always dull on Christmas Day, It lets a flood of ills in, For that's the time those birds of prey Bring all their horrid bills in!
J. R. PLANCHÉ, _Songs and Poems_.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Quips and Quiddities

Chapter VIII

Chapter 8 of Quips and Quiddities is here in full — 145 sentences across 29 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/29 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"Boots and shoes under the sea," the Gryphon went on in a deep voice, "are done with whiting.
Line 2
Now you know."
/naʊ juː noʊ/
Line 3
LEWIS CARROLL, _Alice in Wonderland_.
Line 4
I'm always dull on Christmas Day, It lets a flood of ills in, For that's the time those birds of prey Bring all their horrid bills in!
Line 5
J. R. PLANCHÉ, _Songs and Poems_.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

bills noun US /bɪlz/

plural of “bill” — a statute in draft before it becomes law

From this reading “I'm always dull on Christmas Day, It lets a flood of ills in, For that's the time those birds of prey Bring all their horrid bills in!”

carroll noun US /ˈkærəl/

English author; Charles Dodgson was an Oxford don of mathematics who is remembered for the children's stories he wrote under the pen name Lewis Carroll (1832-1898)

From this reading “LEWIS CARROLL, _Alice in Wonderland_.”

horrid adjective US /ˈhɔːrəd/

exceedingly bad

From this reading “I'm always dull on Christmas Day, It lets a flood of ills in, For that's the time those birds of prey Bring all their horrid bills in!”

ills noun US /ɪlz/

plural of “ill” — an often persistent bodily disorder or disease; a cause for complaining

From this reading “I'm always dull on Christmas Day, It lets a flood of ills in, For that's the time those birds of prey Bring all their horrid bills in!”

lets noun US /lets/

plural of “let” — a brutal terrorist group active in Kashmir; fights against India with the goal of restoring Islamic rule of India

From this reading “I'm always dull on Christmas Day, It lets a flood of ills in, For that's the time those birds of prey Bring all their horrid bills in!”

lewis noun US /ˈluːɪs/

United States rock star singer and pianist (born in 1935)

From this reading “LEWIS CARROLL, _Alice in Wonderland_.”

whiting noun US /ˈwaɪtɪŋ/

flesh of a cod-like fish of the Atlantic waters of Europe

From this reading “"Boots and shoes under the sea," the Gryphon went on in a deep voice, "are done with whiting.”

Wonderland noun US /ˈwʌndərlænd/

a place or scene of great or strange beauty or wonder

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

deep voice adjective + noun

In this reading “"Boots and shoes under the sea," the Gryphon went on in a deep voice, "are done with whiting.”

went on verb + particle counted as “go on”

continue a certain state, condition, or activity

In this reading “"Boots and shoes under the sea," the Gryphon went on in a deep voice, "are done with whiting.”

All words in this reading · 50

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "Boots and shoes under the sea," the Gryphon went on in a deep voice, "are done with whiting.

Alice

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading LEWIS CARROLL, _Alice in Wonderland_.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading I'm always dull on Christmas Day, It lets a flood of ills in, For that's the time those birds of prey Bring all their horrid bills in!

alwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading I'm always dull on Christmas Day, It lets a flood of ills in, For that's the time those birds of prey Bring all their horrid bills in!

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "Boots and shoes under the sea," the Gryphon went on in a deep voice, "are done with whiting.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading "Boots and shoes under the sea," the Gryphon went on in a deep voice, "are done with whiting.

billsnounUS /bɪlz/

plural of “bill” — a statute in draft before it becomes law

From this reading I'm always dull on Christmas Day, It lets a flood of ills in, For that's the time those birds of prey Bring all their horrid bills in!

birdsnounUS /bɜːrdz/

plural of “bird” — warm-blooded egg-laying vertebrates characterized by feathers and forelimbs modified as wings

From this reading I'm always dull on Christmas Day, It lets a flood of ills in, For that's the time those birds of prey Bring all their horrid bills in!

BootsnounUS /buːts/

plural of “boot” — footwear that covers the whole foot and lower leg

From this reading "Boots and shoes under the sea," the Gryphon went on in a deep voice, "are done with whiting.

BringverbUS /brɪŋ/

take something or somebody with oneself somewhere

From this reading I'm always dull on Christmas Day, It lets a flood of ills in, For that's the time those birds of prey Bring all their horrid bills in!

CARROLLnounUS /ˈkærəl/

English author; Charles Dodgson was an Oxford don of mathematics who is remembered for the children's stories he wrote under the pen name Lewis Carroll (1832-1898)

From this reading LEWIS CARROLL, _Alice in Wonderland_.

ChristmasnounUS /ˈkrɪsməs/

period extending from Dec. 24 to Jan. 6

From this reading I'm always dull on Christmas Day, It lets a flood of ills in, For that's the time those birds of prey Bring all their horrid bills in!

DaynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading I'm always dull on Christmas Day, It lets a flood of ills in, For that's the time those birds of prey Bring all their horrid bills in!

deepadjectiveUS /diːp/

relatively deep or strong; affecting one deeply

From this reading "Boots and shoes under the sea," the Gryphon went on in a deep voice, "are done with whiting.

doneadjectiveUS /dʌn/

having finished or arrived at completion

From this reading "Boots and shoes under the sea," the Gryphon went on in a deep voice, "are done with whiting.

dulladjectiveUS /dʌl/

lacking in liveliness or animation

From this reading I'm always dull on Christmas Day, It lets a flood of ills in, For that's the time those birds of prey Bring all their horrid bills in!

floodnounUS /flʌd/

the rising of a body of water and its overflowing onto normally dry land

From this reading I'm always dull on Christmas Day, It lets a flood of ills in, For that's the time those birds of prey Bring all their horrid bills in!

ForprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading I'm always dull on Christmas Day, It lets a flood of ills in, For that's the time those birds of prey Bring all their horrid bills in!

Gryphonnoun

winged monster with the head of an eagle and the body of a lion

From this reading "Boots and shoes under the sea," the Gryphon went on in a deep voice, "are done with whiting.

horridadjectiveUS /ˈhɔːrəd/

exceedingly bad

From this reading I'm always dull on Christmas Day, It lets a flood of ills in, For that's the time those birds of prey Bring all their horrid bills in!

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I'm always dull on Christmas Day, It lets a flood of ills in, For that's the time those birds of prey Bring all their horrid bills in!

illsnounUS /ɪlz/

plural of “ill” — an often persistent bodily disorder or disease; a cause for complaining

From this reading I'm always dull on Christmas Day, It lets a flood of ills in, For that's the time those birds of prey Bring all their horrid bills in!

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "Boots and shoes under the sea," the Gryphon went on in a deep voice, "are done with whiting.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading I'm always dull on Christmas Day, It lets a flood of ills in, For that's the time those birds of prey Bring all their horrid bills in!

JnounUS /dʒeɪ/

a unit of electrical energy equal to the work done when a current of one ampere passes through a resistance of one ohm for one second

From this reading J. R. PLANCHÉ, _Songs and Poems_.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading Now you know."

letsnounUS /lets/

plural of “let” — a brutal terrorist group active in Kashmir; fights against India with the goal of restoring Islamic rule of India

From this reading I'm always dull on Christmas Day, It lets a flood of ills in, For that's the time those birds of prey Bring all their horrid bills in!

LEWISnounUS /ˈluːɪs/

United States rock star singer and pianist (born in 1935)

From this reading LEWIS CARROLL, _Alice in Wonderland_.

NowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading Now you know."

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading I'm always dull on Christmas Day, It lets a flood of ills in, For that's the time those birds of prey Bring all their horrid bills in!

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading "Boots and shoes under the sea," the Gryphon went on in a deep voice, "are done with whiting.

PLANCHÉ

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading J. R. PLANCHÉ, _Songs and Poems_.

PoemsnounUS /ˈpoʊəmz/

plural of “poem” — a composition written in metrical feet forming rhythmical lines

From this reading J. R. PLANCHÉ, _Songs and Poems_.

preynounUS /preɪ/

a person who is the aim of an attack (especially a victim of ridicule or exploitation) by some hostile person or influence

From this reading I'm always dull on Christmas Day, It lets a flood of ills in, For that's the time those birds of prey Bring all their horrid bills in!

RnounUS /ɑːr/

a unit of radiation exposure; the dose of ionizing radiation that will produce 1 electrostatic unit of electricity in 1 cc of dry air

From this reading J. R. PLANCHÉ, _Songs and Poems_.

seanounUS /siː/

a division of an ocean or a large body of salt water partially enclosed by land

From this reading "Boots and shoes under the sea," the Gryphon went on in a deep voice, "are done with whiting.

shoesnounUS /ʃuːz/

a particular situation

From this reading "Boots and shoes under the sea," the Gryphon went on in a deep voice, "are done with whiting.

SongsnounUS /sɔːŋz/

plural of “song” — a short musical composition with words

From this reading J. R. PLANCHÉ, _Songs and Poems_.

that's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I'm always dull on Christmas Day, It lets a flood of ills in, For that's the time those birds of prey Bring all their horrid bills in!

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "Boots and shoes under the sea," the Gryphon went on in a deep voice, "are done with whiting.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading I'm always dull on Christmas Day, It lets a flood of ills in, For that's the time those birds of prey Bring all their horrid bills in!

thosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading I'm always dull on Christmas Day, It lets a flood of ills in, For that's the time those birds of prey Bring all their horrid bills in!

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading I'm always dull on Christmas Day, It lets a flood of ills in, For that's the time those birds of prey Bring all their horrid bills in!

underprepositionUS /ˈʌndər/

below or beneath something; less than

From this reading "Boots and shoes under the sea," the Gryphon went on in a deep voice, "are done with whiting.

voicenounUS /vɔɪs/

the distinctive quality or pitch or condition of a person's speech

From this reading "Boots and shoes under the sea," the Gryphon went on in a deep voice, "are done with whiting.

wentverbUS /went/

inflected form of “go” — change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading "Boots and shoes under the sea," the Gryphon went on in a deep voice, "are done with whiting.

whitingnounUS /ˈwaɪtɪŋ/

flesh of a cod-like fish of the Atlantic waters of Europe

From this reading "Boots and shoes under the sea," the Gryphon went on in a deep voice, "are done with whiting.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading "Boots and shoes under the sea," the Gryphon went on in a deep voice, "are done with whiting.

WonderlandnounUS /ˈwʌndərlænd/

a place or scene of great or strange beauty or wonder

From this reading LEWIS CARROLL, _Alice in Wonderland_.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Now you know."

Chapter 8 of Quips and Quiddities by William Davenport [Editor] Adams holds 145 sentences, grouped into 29 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 8 of Quips and Quiddities contain?

Chapter 8 holds 145 sentences of Quips and Quiddities, unabridged, divided into 29 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 8 of Quips and Quiddities by William Davenport [Editor] Adams exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 145 sentences, grouped into 29 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 8 of Quips and Quiddities?

Work through the 29 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

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Can chapter 8 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 8 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

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About 258 minutes of reading across 621 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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