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Rattle OK

Chapter I

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By HARRY WARNER, JR.
What better way to use a time machine than to handle department store complaints?
But pleasing a customer should have its limits!
The Christmas party at the Boston branch of Hartshorne-Logan was threatening to become more legendary than usual this Christmas.
The farm machinery manager had already collapsed.
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Rattle OK

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Rattle OK is here in full — 613 sentences across 123 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/122 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
By HARRY WARNER, JR.
/baɪ ˈheri ˈwɔːrnər ˈdʒuːnjər/
Line 2
What better way to use a time machine than to handle department store complaints?
/wʌt ˈbetər weɪ tuː juːs ə taɪm məˈʃiːn ðæn tuː ˈhændəl dɪˈpɑːrtmənt stɔːr kəmˈpleɪnts/
Line 3
But pleasing a customer should have its limits!
/bʌt ˈpliːzɪŋ ə ˈkʌstəmər ʃʊd hæv ɪts ˈlɪməts/
Line 4
The Christmas party at the Boston branch of Hartshorne-Logan was threatening to become more legendary than usual this Christmas.
Line 5
The farm machinery manager had already collapsed.
/ðə fɑːrm məˈʃiːnəri ˈmænədʒər hæd ɔːlˈredi kəˈlæpst/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

collapsed verb US /kəˈlæpst/

past form of “collapse” — break down, literally or metaphorically

From this reading “The farm machinery manager had already collapsed.”

complaints noun US /kəmˈpleɪnts/

plural of “complaint” — an often persistent bodily disorder or disease; a cause for complaining

From this reading “What better way to use a time machine than to handle department store complaints?”

customer noun US /ˈkʌstəmər/

someone who pays for goods or services

From this reading “But pleasing a customer should have its limits!”

legendary adjective US /ˈledʒənderi/

so celebrated as to having taken on the nature of a legend

From this reading “The Christmas party at the Boston branch of Hartshorne-Logan was threatening to become more legendary than usual this Christmas.”

limits noun US /ˈlɪməts/

plural of “limit” — the greatest possible degree of something

From this reading “But pleasing a customer should have its limits!”

machinery noun US /məˈʃiːnəri/

machines or machine systems collectively

From this reading “The farm machinery manager had already collapsed.”

threatening adjective US /ˈθretənɪŋ/

threatening or foreshadowing evil or tragic developments

From this reading “The Christmas party at the Boston branch of Hartshorne-Logan was threatening to become more legendary than usual this Christmas.”

warner noun US /ˈwɔːrnər/

United States filmmaker who with his brothers founded the movie studio that produced the first talking picture (1881-1958)

From this reading “By HARRY WARNER, JR.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

department store noun + noun

a large retail store organized into departments offering a variety of merchandise; commonly part of a retail chain

In this reading “What better way to use a time machine than to handle department store complaints?”

become more verb + adjective

In this reading “The Christmas party at the Boston branch of Hartshorne-Logan was threatening to become more legendary than usual this Christmas.”

All words in this reading · 45

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading What better way to use a time machine than to handle department store complaints?

alreadyadverbUS /ɔːlˈredi/

prior to a specified or implied time

From this reading The farm machinery manager had already collapsed.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading The Christmas party at the Boston branch of Hartshorne-Logan was threatening to become more legendary than usual this Christmas.

becomeverbUS /bɪˈkʌm/

enter or assume a certain state or condition

From this reading The Christmas party at the Boston branch of Hartshorne-Logan was threatening to become more legendary than usual this Christmas.

betteradjectiveUS /ˈbetər/

(comparative of “good”) superior to another (of the same class or set or kind) in excellence or quality or desirability or suitability; more highly skilled than another

From this reading What better way to use a time machine than to handle department store complaints?

BostonnounUS /ˈbɑːstən/

state capital and largest city of Massachusetts; a major center for banking and financial services

From this reading The Christmas party at the Boston branch of Hartshorne-Logan was threatening to become more legendary than usual this Christmas.

branchnounUS /bræntʃ/

a division of some larger or more complex organization

From this reading The Christmas party at the Boston branch of Hartshorne-Logan was threatening to become more legendary than usual this Christmas.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But pleasing a customer should have its limits!

ByprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading By HARRY WARNER, JR.

ChristmasnounUS /ˈkrɪsməs/

period extending from Dec. 24 to Jan. 6

From this reading The Christmas party at the Boston branch of Hartshorne-Logan was threatening to become more legendary than usual this Christmas.

collapsedverbUS /kəˈlæpst/

past form of “collapse” — break down, literally or metaphorically

From this reading The farm machinery manager had already collapsed.

complaintsnounUS /kəmˈpleɪnts/

plural of “complaint” — an often persistent bodily disorder or disease; a cause for complaining

From this reading What better way to use a time machine than to handle department store complaints?

customernounUS /ˈkʌstəmər/

someone who pays for goods or services

From this reading But pleasing a customer should have its limits!

departmentnounUS /dɪˈpɑːrtmənt/

a specialized division of a large organization

From this reading What better way to use a time machine than to handle department store complaints?

farmverbUS /fɑːrm/

be a farmer; work as a farmer

From this reading The farm machinery manager had already collapsed.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading The farm machinery manager had already collapsed.

handleverbUS /ˈhændəl/

be in charge of, act on, or dispose of

From this reading What better way to use a time machine than to handle department store complaints?

HARRYverbUS /ˈheri/

annoy continually or chronically

From this reading By HARRY WARNER, JR.

Hartshorne-Logan

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The Christmas party at the Boston branch of Hartshorne-Logan was threatening to become more legendary than usual this Christmas.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading But pleasing a customer should have its limits!

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading But pleasing a customer should have its limits!

JRnounUS /ˈdʒuːnjər/

a son who has the same first name as his father

From this reading By HARRY WARNER, JR.

legendaryadjectiveUS /ˈledʒənderi/

so celebrated as to having taken on the nature of a legend

From this reading The Christmas party at the Boston branch of Hartshorne-Logan was threatening to become more legendary than usual this Christmas.

limitsnounUS /ˈlɪməts/

plural of “limit” — the greatest possible degree of something

From this reading But pleasing a customer should have its limits!

machinenounUS /məˈʃiːn/

any mechanical or electrical device that transmits or modifies energy to perform or assist in the performance of human tasks

From this reading What better way to use a time machine than to handle department store complaints?

machinerynounUS /məˈʃiːnəri/

machines or machine systems collectively

From this reading The farm machinery manager had already collapsed.

managernounUS /ˈmænədʒər/

someone who controls resources and expenditures

From this reading The farm machinery manager had already collapsed.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading The Christmas party at the Boston branch of Hartshorne-Logan was threatening to become more legendary than usual this Christmas.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The Christmas party at the Boston branch of Hartshorne-Logan was threatening to become more legendary than usual this Christmas.

partynounUS /ˈpɑːrti/

an organization to gain political power

From this reading The Christmas party at the Boston branch of Hartshorne-Logan was threatening to become more legendary than usual this Christmas.

pleasingadjectiveUS /ˈpliːzɪŋ/

giving pleasure and satisfaction

From this reading But pleasing a customer should have its limits!

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading But pleasing a customer should have its limits!

storenounUS /stɔːr/

a mercantile establishment for the retail sale of goods or services

From this reading What better way to use a time machine than to handle department store complaints?

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading What better way to use a time machine than to handle department store complaints?

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The Christmas party at the Boston branch of Hartshorne-Logan was threatening to become more legendary than usual this Christmas.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading The Christmas party at the Boston branch of Hartshorne-Logan was threatening to become more legendary than usual this Christmas.

threateningadjectiveUS /ˈθretənɪŋ/

threatening or foreshadowing evil or tragic developments

From this reading The Christmas party at the Boston branch of Hartshorne-Logan was threatening to become more legendary than usual this Christmas.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading What better way to use a time machine than to handle department store complaints?

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading What better way to use a time machine than to handle department store complaints?

usenounUS /juːs/

the act of using

From this reading What better way to use a time machine than to handle department store complaints?

usualadjectiveUS /ˈjuːʒəwəl/

occurring or encountered or experienced or observed frequently or in accordance with regular practice or procedure

From this reading The Christmas party at the Boston branch of Hartshorne-Logan was threatening to become more legendary than usual this Christmas.

WARNERnounUS /ˈwɔːrnər/

United States filmmaker who with his brothers founded the movie studio that produced the first talking picture (1881-1958)

From this reading By HARRY WARNER, JR.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The Christmas party at the Boston branch of Hartshorne-Logan was threatening to become more legendary than usual this Christmas.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading What better way to use a time machine than to handle department store complaints?

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading What better way to use a time machine than to handle department store complaints?

Chapter 1 of Rattle OK by Harry Warner holds 613 sentences, grouped into 123 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 1 of Rattle OK contain?

Chapter 1 holds 613 sentences of Rattle OK, unabridged, divided into 123 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 1 of Rattle OK by Harry Warner exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 613 sentences, grouped into 123 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Work through the 123 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 123 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

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Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 1 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

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About 51 minutes of reading across 123 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in Rattle OK

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Harry
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Warner
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Better
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Machine
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