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Chapter XII · Chapter 12

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Every Man His Own Paper-Hanger.
It would please me very much, at no distant day, to issue a small book filled with choice recipes and directions for making home happy.
I have accumulated an immense assortment of these things, all of general use and all excellent in their way, because they have been printed in papers all over the country--papers that would not be wrong.
Some of these recipes I have tried.
I have tried the recipe for paste and directions for applying wall paper, as published recently in an agricultural paper to which I had become very much attached.
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Remarks

Chapter XII · Chapter 12

Chapter 12 of Remarks is here in full — 419 sentences across 84 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/83 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Every Man His Own Paper-Hanger.
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It would please me very much, at no distant day, to issue a small book filled with choice recipes and directions for making home happy.
/ɪt wʊd pliːz miː ˈveri mʌtʃ æt noʊ ˈdɪstənt deɪ tuː ˈɪʃuː ə smɔːl bʊk fɪld wɪð tʃɔɪs ˈresəpiz ənd dərˈekʃənz fɔːr ˈmeɪkɪŋ hoʊm ˈhæpi/
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I have accumulated an immense assortment of these things, all of general use and all excellent in their way, because they have been printed in papers all over the country--papers that would not be wrong.
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Some of these recipes I have tried.
/sʌm ʌv ðiːz ˈresəpiz aɪ hæv traɪd/
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I have tried the recipe for paste and directions for applying wall paper, as published recently in an agricultural paper to which I had become very much attached.
/aɪ hæv traɪd ðə ˈresəpi fɔːr peɪst ənd dərˈekʃənz fɔːr əˈplaɪɪŋ wɔːl ˈpeɪpər æz ˈpʌblɪʃt ˈriːsəntli ɪn æn ˌæɡrəˈkʌltʃərəl ˈpeɪpər tuː wɪtʃ aɪ hæd bɪˈkʌm ˈveri mʌtʃ əˈtætʃt/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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accumulated adjective US /əˈkjuːmjəleɪtɪd/

periodically accumulated over time

From this reading “I have accumulated an immense assortment of these things, all of general use and all excellent in their way, because they have been printed in papers all over the country--papers that would not be wrong.”

agricultural adjective US /ˌæɡrəˈkʌltʃərəl/

relating to or used in or promoting agriculture or farming

From this reading “I have tried the recipe for paste and directions for applying wall paper, as published recently in an agricultural paper to which I had become very much attached.”

applying verb US /əˈplaɪɪŋ/

-ing form of “apply” — put into service; make work or employ for a particular purpose or for its inherent or natural purpose

From this reading “I have tried the recipe for paste and directions for applying wall paper, as published recently in an agricultural paper to which I had become very much attached.”

assortment noun US /əˈsɔːrtmənt/

a collection containing a variety of sorts of things

From this reading “I have accumulated an immense assortment of these things, all of general use and all excellent in their way, because they have been printed in papers all over the country--papers that would not be wrong.”

paste noun US /peɪst/

any mixture of a soft and malleable consistency

From this reading “I have tried the recipe for paste and directions for applying wall paper, as published recently in an agricultural paper to which I had become very much attached.”

recently adverb US /ˈriːsəntli/

in the recent past

From this reading “I have tried the recipe for paste and directions for applying wall paper, as published recently in an agricultural paper to which I had become very much attached.”

recipe noun US /ˈresəpi/

directions for making something

From this reading “I have tried the recipe for paste and directions for applying wall paper, as published recently in an agricultural paper to which I had become very much attached.”

recipes noun US /ˈresəpiz/

plural of “recipe” — directions for making something

From this reading “It would please me very much, at no distant day, to issue a small book filled with choice recipes and directions for making home happy.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading It would please me very much, at no distant day, to issue a small book filled with choice recipes and directions for making home happy.

accumulatedadjectiveUS /əˈkjuːmjəleɪtɪd/

periodically accumulated over time

From this reading I have accumulated an immense assortment of these things, all of general use and all excellent in their way, because they have been printed in papers all over the country--papers that would not be wrong.

agriculturaladjectiveUS /ˌæɡrəˈkʌltʃərəl/

relating to or used in or promoting agriculture or farming

From this reading I have tried the recipe for paste and directions for applying wall paper, as published recently in an agricultural paper to which I had become very much attached.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading I have accumulated an immense assortment of these things, all of general use and all excellent in their way, because they have been printed in papers all over the country--papers that would not be wrong.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading I have accumulated an immense assortment of these things, all of general use and all excellent in their way, because they have been printed in papers all over the country--papers that would not be wrong.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading It would please me very much, at no distant day, to issue a small book filled with choice recipes and directions for making home happy.

applyingverbUS /əˈplaɪɪŋ/

-ing form of “apply” — put into service; make work or employ for a particular purpose or for its inherent or natural purpose

From this reading I have tried the recipe for paste and directions for applying wall paper, as published recently in an agricultural paper to which I had become very much attached.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading I have tried the recipe for paste and directions for applying wall paper, as published recently in an agricultural paper to which I had become very much attached.

assortmentnounUS /əˈsɔːrtmənt/

a collection containing a variety of sorts of things

From this reading I have accumulated an immense assortment of these things, all of general use and all excellent in their way, because they have been printed in papers all over the country--papers that would not be wrong.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading It would please me very much, at no distant day, to issue a small book filled with choice recipes and directions for making home happy.

attachedadjectiveUS /əˈtætʃt/

being joined in close association

From this reading I have tried the recipe for paste and directions for applying wall paper, as published recently in an agricultural paper to which I had become very much attached.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading I have accumulated an immense assortment of these things, all of general use and all excellent in their way, because they have been printed in papers all over the country--papers that would not be wrong.

becauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading I have accumulated an immense assortment of these things, all of general use and all excellent in their way, because they have been printed in papers all over the country--papers that would not be wrong.

becomeverbUS /bɪˈkʌm/

enter or assume a certain state or condition

From this reading I have tried the recipe for paste and directions for applying wall paper, as published recently in an agricultural paper to which I had become very much attached.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading I have accumulated an immense assortment of these things, all of general use and all excellent in their way, because they have been printed in papers all over the country--papers that would not be wrong.

booknounUS /bʊk/

a written work or composition that has been published (printed on pages bound together)

From this reading It would please me very much, at no distant day, to issue a small book filled with choice recipes and directions for making home happy.

choicenounUS /tʃɔɪs/

the person or thing chosen or selected

From this reading It would please me very much, at no distant day, to issue a small book filled with choice recipes and directions for making home happy.

countrynounUS /ˈkʌntri/

a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading I have accumulated an immense assortment of these things, all of general use and all excellent in their way, because they have been printed in papers all over the country--papers that would not be wrong.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading It would please me very much, at no distant day, to issue a small book filled with choice recipes and directions for making home happy.

directionsnounUS /dərˈekʃənz/

plural of “direction” — a line leading to a place or point

From this reading It would please me very much, at no distant day, to issue a small book filled with choice recipes and directions for making home happy.

distantadjectiveUS /ˈdɪstənt/

separated in space or coming from or going to a distance

From this reading It would please me very much, at no distant day, to issue a small book filled with choice recipes and directions for making home happy.

EverydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading Every Man His Own Paper-Hanger.

excellentadjectiveUS /ˈeksələnt/

very good; of the highest quality

From this reading I have accumulated an immense assortment of these things, all of general use and all excellent in their way, because they have been printed in papers all over the country--papers that would not be wrong.

filledadjectiveUS /fɪld/

(usually followed by “with” or used as a combining form) generously supplied with

From this reading It would please me very much, at no distant day, to issue a small book filled with choice recipes and directions for making home happy.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading It would please me very much, at no distant day, to issue a small book filled with choice recipes and directions for making home happy.

generaladjectiveUS /ˈdʒenərəl/

applying to all or most members of a category or group

From this reading I have accumulated an immense assortment of these things, all of general use and all excellent in their way, because they have been printed in papers all over the country--papers that would not be wrong.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading I have tried the recipe for paste and directions for applying wall paper, as published recently in an agricultural paper to which I had become very much attached.

happyadjectiveUS /ˈhæpi/

enjoying or showing or marked by joy or pleasure

From this reading It would please me very much, at no distant day, to issue a small book filled with choice recipes and directions for making home happy.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading I have accumulated an immense assortment of these things, all of general use and all excellent in their way, because they have been printed in papers all over the country--papers that would not be wrong.

HisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Every Man His Own Paper-Hanger.

homenounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading It would please me very much, at no distant day, to issue a small book filled with choice recipes and directions for making home happy.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I have accumulated an immense assortment of these things, all of general use and all excellent in their way, because they have been printed in papers all over the country--papers that would not be wrong.

immenseadjectiveUS /ˌɪˈmens/

unusually great in size or amount or degree or especially extent or scope

From this reading I have accumulated an immense assortment of these things, all of general use and all excellent in their way, because they have been printed in papers all over the country--papers that would not be wrong.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading I have accumulated an immense assortment of these things, all of general use and all excellent in their way, because they have been printed in papers all over the country--papers that would not be wrong.

issueverbUS /ˈɪʃuː/

prepare and issue for public distribution or sale

From this reading It would please me very much, at no distant day, to issue a small book filled with choice recipes and directions for making home happy.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It would please me very much, at no distant day, to issue a small book filled with choice recipes and directions for making home happy.

makingnounUS /ˈmeɪkɪŋ/

the act that results in something coming to be

From this reading It would please me very much, at no distant day, to issue a small book filled with choice recipes and directions for making home happy.

MannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading Every Man His Own Paper-Hanger.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading It would please me very much, at no distant day, to issue a small book filled with choice recipes and directions for making home happy.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading It would please me very much, at no distant day, to issue a small book filled with choice recipes and directions for making home happy.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading It would please me very much, at no distant day, to issue a small book filled with choice recipes and directions for making home happy.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading I have accumulated an immense assortment of these things, all of general use and all excellent in their way, because they have been printed in papers all over the country--papers that would not be wrong.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading I have accumulated an immense assortment of these things, all of general use and all excellent in their way, because they have been printed in papers all over the country--papers that would not be wrong.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading I have accumulated an immense assortment of these things, all of general use and all excellent in their way, because they have been printed in papers all over the country--papers that would not be wrong.

OwnverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading Every Man His Own Paper-Hanger.

papernounUS /ˈpeɪpər/

a material made of cellulose pulp derived mainly from wood or rags or certain grasses

From this reading I have tried the recipe for paste and directions for applying wall paper, as published recently in an agricultural paper to which I had become very much attached.

Paper-Hanger

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From this reading Every Man His Own Paper-Hanger.

papersnounUS /ˈpeɪpərz/

writing that provides information (especially information of an official nature)

From this reading I have accumulated an immense assortment of these things, all of general use and all excellent in their way, because they have been printed in papers all over the country--papers that would not be wrong.

pastenounUS /peɪst/

any mixture of a soft and malleable consistency

From this reading I have tried the recipe for paste and directions for applying wall paper, as published recently in an agricultural paper to which I had become very much attached.

pleaseverbUS /pliːz/

give pleasure to or be pleasing to

From this reading It would please me very much, at no distant day, to issue a small book filled with choice recipes and directions for making home happy.

printedverbUS /ˈprɪntɪd/

past form of “print” — put into print

From this reading I have accumulated an immense assortment of these things, all of general use and all excellent in their way, because they have been printed in papers all over the country--papers that would not be wrong.

publishedadjectiveUS /ˈpʌblɪʃt/

prepared and printed for distribution and sale

From this reading I have tried the recipe for paste and directions for applying wall paper, as published recently in an agricultural paper to which I had become very much attached.

recentlyadverbUS /ˈriːsəntli/

in the recent past

From this reading I have tried the recipe for paste and directions for applying wall paper, as published recently in an agricultural paper to which I had become very much attached.

recipenounUS /ˈresəpi/

directions for making something

From this reading I have tried the recipe for paste and directions for applying wall paper, as published recently in an agricultural paper to which I had become very much attached.

recipesnounUS /ˈresəpiz/

plural of “recipe” — directions for making something

From this reading It would please me very much, at no distant day, to issue a small book filled with choice recipes and directions for making home happy.

smalladjectiveUS /smɔːl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading It would please me very much, at no distant day, to issue a small book filled with choice recipes and directions for making home happy.

SomeadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading Some of these recipes I have tried.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading I have accumulated an immense assortment of these things, all of general use and all excellent in their way, because they have been printed in papers all over the country--papers that would not be wrong.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading I have accumulated an immense assortment of these things, all of general use and all excellent in their way, because they have been printed in papers all over the country--papers that would not be wrong.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading I have accumulated an immense assortment of these things, all of general use and all excellent in their way, because they have been printed in papers all over the country--papers that would not be wrong.

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading I have accumulated an immense assortment of these things, all of general use and all excellent in their way, because they have been printed in papers all over the country--papers that would not be wrong.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading I have accumulated an immense assortment of these things, all of general use and all excellent in their way, because they have been printed in papers all over the country--papers that would not be wrong.

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading I have accumulated an immense assortment of these things, all of general use and all excellent in their way, because they have been printed in papers all over the country--papers that would not be wrong.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading It would please me very much, at no distant day, to issue a small book filled with choice recipes and directions for making home happy.

triedadjectiveUS /traɪd/

tested and proved useful or correct

From this reading Some of these recipes I have tried.

usenounUS /juːs/

the act of using

From this reading I have accumulated an immense assortment of these things, all of general use and all excellent in their way, because they have been printed in papers all over the country--papers that would not be wrong.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading It would please me very much, at no distant day, to issue a small book filled with choice recipes and directions for making home happy.

wallnounUS /wɔːl/

an architectural partition with a height and length greater than its thickness; used to divide or enclose an area or to support another structure

From this reading I have tried the recipe for paste and directions for applying wall paper, as published recently in an agricultural paper to which I had become very much attached.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading I have accumulated an immense assortment of these things, all of general use and all excellent in their way, because they have been printed in papers all over the country--papers that would not be wrong.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading I have tried the recipe for paste and directions for applying wall paper, as published recently in an agricultural paper to which I had become very much attached.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading It would please me very much, at no distant day, to issue a small book filled with choice recipes and directions for making home happy.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading It would please me very much, at no distant day, to issue a small book filled with choice recipes and directions for making home happy.

wrongadjectiveUS /rɔːŋ/

not correct; not in conformity with fact or truth

From this reading I have accumulated an immense assortment of these things, all of general use and all excellent in their way, because they have been printed in papers all over the country--papers that would not be wrong.

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