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Roy Blakeley's Funny-Bone Hike
Roy Blakeley's Funny-Bone Hike

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Roy Blakeley's Funny-Bone Hike is here in full — 35 sentences across 7 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Author of Tom Slade, Boy Scout, Tom Slade at Temple Camp, Roy Blakeley, etc.
Published with the approval of THE BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA Made in the United States of America This is going to be the craziest story I ever wrote.
But anyway every word of it is true—except a few small words.
Even the punctuation is true.
But I have to admit the story is crazy.
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Roy Blakeley's Funny-Bone Hike

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Roy Blakeley's Funny-Bone Hike is here in full — 35 sentences across 7 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/7 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Author of Tom Slade, Boy Scout, Tom Slade at Temple Camp, Roy Blakeley, etc.
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Published with the approval of THE BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA Made in the United States of America This is going to be the craziest story I ever wrote.
/ˈpʌblɪʃt wɪð ðə əˈpruːvəl ʌv ðə bɔɪ skaʊts ʌv əˈmerəkə meɪd ɪn ðə juːˈnaɪtɪd steɪts ʌv əˈmerəkə ðɪs ɪz ˈɡoʊɪŋ tuː biː ðə ˈkreɪziəst ˈstɔːri aɪ ˈevər roʊt/
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But anyway every word of it is true—except a few small words.
Line 4
Even the punctuation is true.
/ˈiːvɪn ðə ˌpʌŋktʃuːˈeɪʃən ɪz truː/
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But I have to admit the story is crazy.
/bʌt aɪ hæv tuː ədˈmɪt ðə ˈstɔːri ɪz ˈkreɪzi/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

anyway adverb US /ˈeniweɪ/

used to indicate that a statement explains or supports a previous statement

From this reading “But anyway every word of it is true—except a few small words.”

approval noun US /əˈpruːvəl/

the formal act of approving

From this reading “Published with the approval of THE BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA Made in the United States of America This is going to be the craziest story I ever wrote.”

craziest adjective US /ˈkreɪziəst/

superlative of “crazy” — affected with madness or insanity

From this reading “Published with the approval of THE BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA Made in the United States of America This is going to be the craziest story I ever wrote.”

crazy adjective US /ˈkreɪzi/

affected with madness or insanity

From this reading “But I have to admit the story is crazy.”

Published adjective US /ˈpʌblɪʃt/

prepared and printed for distribution and sale

From this reading “Published with the approval of THE BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA Made in the United States of America This is going to be the craziest story I ever wrote.”

punctuation noun US /ˌpʌŋktʃuːˈeɪʃən/

something that makes repeated and regular interruptions or divisions

From this reading “Even the punctuation is true.”

Scout noun US /skaʊt/

a person employed to keep watch for some anticipated event

From this reading “Author of Tom Slade, Boy Scout, Tom Slade at Temple Camp, Roy Blakeley, etc.”

scouts noun US /skaʊts/

plural of “scout” — a person employed to keep watch for some anticipated event

From this reading “Published with the approval of THE BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA Made in the United States of America This is going to be the craziest story I ever wrote.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading But anyway every word of it is true—except a few small words.

admitverbUS /ədˈmɪt/

declare to be true or admit the existence or reality or truth of

From this reading But I have to admit the story is crazy.

AMERICAnounUS /əˈmerəkə/

North American republic containing 50 states - 48 conterminous states in North America plus Alaska in northwest North America and the Hawaiian Islands in the Pacific Ocean; achieved independence in 1776

From this reading Published with the approval of THE BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA Made in the United States of America This is going to be the craziest story I ever wrote.

anywayadverbUS /ˈeniweɪ/

used to indicate that a statement explains or supports a previous statement

From this reading But anyway every word of it is true—except a few small words.

approvalnounUS /əˈpruːvəl/

the formal act of approving

From this reading Published with the approval of THE BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA Made in the United States of America This is going to be the craziest story I ever wrote.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Author of Tom Slade, Boy Scout, Tom Slade at Temple Camp, Roy Blakeley, etc.

AuthornounUS /ˈɔːθər/

writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading Author of Tom Slade, Boy Scout, Tom Slade at Temple Camp, Roy Blakeley, etc.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Published with the approval of THE BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA Made in the United States of America This is going to be the craziest story I ever wrote.

Blakeley

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Author of Tom Slade, Boy Scout, Tom Slade at Temple Camp, Roy Blakeley, etc.

BoynounUS /bɔɪ/

a youthful male person

From this reading Author of Tom Slade, Boy Scout, Tom Slade at Temple Camp, Roy Blakeley, etc.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But anyway every word of it is true—except a few small words.

CampnounUS /kæmp/

temporary living quarters specially built by the army for soldiers

From this reading Author of Tom Slade, Boy Scout, Tom Slade at Temple Camp, Roy Blakeley, etc.

craziestadjectiveUS /ˈkreɪziəst/

superlative of “crazy” — affected with madness or insanity

From this reading Published with the approval of THE BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA Made in the United States of America This is going to be the craziest story I ever wrote.

crazyadjectiveUS /ˈkreɪzi/

affected with madness or insanity

From this reading But I have to admit the story is crazy.

etc

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Author of Tom Slade, Boy Scout, Tom Slade at Temple Camp, Roy Blakeley, etc.

EvenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading Even the punctuation is true.

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading Published with the approval of THE BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA Made in the United States of America This is going to be the craziest story I ever wrote.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading But anyway every word of it is true—except a few small words.

exceptprepositionUS /ɪkˈsept/

apart from; not including

From this reading But anyway every word of it is true—except a few small words.

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading But anyway every word of it is true—except a few small words.

goingnounUS /ˈɡoʊɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading Published with the approval of THE BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA Made in the United States of America This is going to be the craziest story I ever wrote.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading But I have to admit the story is crazy.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Published with the approval of THE BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA Made in the United States of America This is going to be the craziest story I ever wrote.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Published with the approval of THE BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA Made in the United States of America This is going to be the craziest story I ever wrote.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Published with the approval of THE BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA Made in the United States of America This is going to be the craziest story I ever wrote.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading But anyway every word of it is true—except a few small words.

MadeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading Published with the approval of THE BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA Made in the United States of America This is going to be the craziest story I ever wrote.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Author of Tom Slade, Boy Scout, Tom Slade at Temple Camp, Roy Blakeley, etc.

PublishedadjectiveUS /ˈpʌblɪʃt/

prepared and printed for distribution and sale

From this reading Published with the approval of THE BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA Made in the United States of America This is going to be the craziest story I ever wrote.

punctuationnounUS /ˌpʌŋktʃuːˈeɪʃən/

something that makes repeated and regular interruptions or divisions

From this reading Even the punctuation is true.

Roy

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Author of Tom Slade, Boy Scout, Tom Slade at Temple Camp, Roy Blakeley, etc.

ScoutnounUS /skaʊt/

a person employed to keep watch for some anticipated event

From this reading Author of Tom Slade, Boy Scout, Tom Slade at Temple Camp, Roy Blakeley, etc.

SCOUTSnounUS /skaʊts/

plural of “scout” — a person employed to keep watch for some anticipated event

From this reading Published with the approval of THE BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA Made in the United States of America This is going to be the craziest story I ever wrote.

Slade

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Author of Tom Slade, Boy Scout, Tom Slade at Temple Camp, Roy Blakeley, etc.

smalladjectiveUS /smɔːl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading But anyway every word of it is true—except a few small words.

StatesnounUS /steɪts/

plural of “state” — the territory occupied by one of the constituent administrative districts of a nation

From this reading Published with the approval of THE BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA Made in the United States of America This is going to be the craziest story I ever wrote.

storynounUS /ˈstɔːri/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading Published with the approval of THE BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA Made in the United States of America This is going to be the craziest story I ever wrote.

TemplenounUS /ˈtempəl/

place of worship consisting of an edifice for the worship of a deity

From this reading Author of Tom Slade, Boy Scout, Tom Slade at Temple Camp, Roy Blakeley, etc.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Published with the approval of THE BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA Made in the United States of America This is going to be the craziest story I ever wrote.

ThisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Published with the approval of THE BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA Made in the United States of America This is going to be the craziest story I ever wrote.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Published with the approval of THE BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA Made in the United States of America This is going to be the craziest story I ever wrote.

TomnounUS /tɑːm/

male cat

From this reading Author of Tom Slade, Boy Scout, Tom Slade at Temple Camp, Roy Blakeley, etc.

trueadjectiveUS /truː/

consistent with fact or reality; not false

From this reading But anyway every word of it is true—except a few small words.

UnitedadjectiveUS /juːˈnaɪtɪd/

characterized by unity; being or joined into a single entity

From this reading Published with the approval of THE BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA Made in the United States of America This is going to be the craziest story I ever wrote.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Published with the approval of THE BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA Made in the United States of America This is going to be the craziest story I ever wrote.

wordnounUS /wɜːrd/

a unit of language that native speakers can identify

From this reading But anyway every word of it is true—except a few small words.

wordsnounUS /wɜːrdz/

the words that are spoken

From this reading But anyway every word of it is true—except a few small words.

wroteverbUS /roʊt/

inflected form of “write” — produce a literary work

From this reading Published with the approval of THE BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA Made in the United States of America This is going to be the craziest story I ever wrote.

Chapter 1 of Roy Blakeley's Funny-Bone Hike by Percy Keese Fitzhugh holds 35 sentences, grouped into 7 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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How do I study chapter 1 of Roy Blakeley's Funny-Bone Hike?

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Project Gutenberg eBook #60255, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

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About 241 minutes of reading across 580 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in Roy Blakeley's Funny-Bone Hike

Words and structures a reader meets early in Roy Blakeley's Funny-Bone Hike, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Author
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Roy Blakeley's Funny-Bone Hike; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Slade
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Roy Blakeley's Funny-Bone Hike; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Scout
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Roy Blakeley's Funny-Bone Hike; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Temple
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Roy Blakeley's Funny-Bone Hike; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.