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Roy Blakeley's Funny-Bone Hike
Roy Blakeley's Funny-Bone Hike

Chapter VII

Chapter 7 of Roy Blakeley's Funny-Bone Hike is here in full — 122 sentences across 25 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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WE REACH THE FICKLE GUIDE POST “I’d like to know where we are,” Warde said.
“We’re in the Catskill Mountains,” I told him.
“You might as well say we’re in the universe,” Pee-wee said.
“What good does that do us?”
“You mean to tell me it isn’t good to be in the universe?”
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Roy Blakeley's Funny-Bone Hike

Chapter VII

Chapter 7 of Roy Blakeley's Funny-Bone Hike is here in full — 122 sentences across 25 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/24 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
WE REACH THE FICKLE GUIDE POST “I’d like to know where we are,” Warde said.
Line 2
“We’re in the Catskill Mountains,” I told him.
Line 3
“You might as well say we’re in the universe,” Pee-wee said.
Line 4
“What good does that do us?”
/wʌt ɡʊd dʌz ðæt duː ʌs/
Line 5
“You mean to tell me it isn’t good to be in the universe?”

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

fickle adjective US /ˈfɪkəl/

marked by erratic changeableness in affections or attachments

From this reading “WE REACH THE FICKLE GUIDE POST “I’d like to know where we are,” Warde said.”

guide noun US /ɡaɪd/

someone employed to conduct others

From this reading “WE REACH THE FICKLE GUIDE POST “I’d like to know where we are,” Warde said.”

mean verb US /miːn/

mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading ““You mean to tell me it isn’t good to be in the universe?””

Mountains noun US /ˈmaʊntənz/

plural of “mountain” — a land mass that projects well above its surroundings; higher than a hill

From this reading ““We’re in the Catskill Mountains,” I told him.”

post verb US /poʊst/

affix in a public place or for public notice

From this reading “WE REACH THE FICKLE GUIDE POST “I’d like to know where we are,” Warde said.”

reach verb US /riːtʃ/

reach a destination, either real or abstract

From this reading “WE REACH THE FICKLE GUIDE POST “I’d like to know where we are,” Warde said.”

told verb US /toʊld/

inflected form of “tell” — express in words

From this reading ““We’re in the Catskill Mountains,” I told him.”

universe noun US /ˈjuːnəvɜːrs/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading ““You might as well say we’re in the universe,” Pee-wee said.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

in the universe preposition + article + noun counted as “in … universe”

In this reading ““You might as well say we’re in the universe,” Pee-wee said.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading WE REACH THE FICKLE GUIDE POST “I’d like to know where we are,” Warde said.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading “You might as well say we’re in the universe,” Pee-wee said.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading “You mean to tell me it isn’t good to be in the universe?”

Catskill

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “We’re in the Catskill Mountains,” I told him.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading “What good does that do us?”

doesauxiliary verbUS /dʌz/

the form of “do” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “What good does that do us?”

FICKLEadjectiveUS /ˈfɪkəl/

marked by erratic changeableness in affections or attachments

From this reading WE REACH THE FICKLE GUIDE POST “I’d like to know where we are,” Warde said.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading “What good does that do us?”

GUIDEnounUS /ɡaɪd/

someone employed to conduct others

From this reading WE REACH THE FICKLE GUIDE POST “I’d like to know where we are,” Warde said.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading “We’re in the Catskill Mountains,” I told him.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “We’re in the Catskill Mountains,” I told him.

I'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading WE REACH THE FICKLE GUIDE POST “I’d like to know where we are,” Warde said.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading “We’re in the Catskill Mountains,” I told him.

isn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “You mean to tell me it isn’t good to be in the universe?”

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading “You mean to tell me it isn’t good to be in the universe?”

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading WE REACH THE FICKLE GUIDE POST “I’d like to know where we are,” Warde said.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading WE REACH THE FICKLE GUIDE POST “I’d like to know where we are,” Warde said.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading “You mean to tell me it isn’t good to be in the universe?”

meanverbUS /miːn/

mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading “You mean to tell me it isn’t good to be in the universe?”

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading “You might as well say we’re in the universe,” Pee-wee said.

MountainsnounUS /ˈmaʊntənz/

plural of “mountain” — a land mass that projects well above its surroundings; higher than a hill

From this reading “We’re in the Catskill Mountains,” I told him.

Pee-wee

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “You might as well say we’re in the universe,” Pee-wee said.

POSTverbUS /poʊst/

affix in a public place or for public notice

From this reading WE REACH THE FICKLE GUIDE POST “I’d like to know where we are,” Warde said.

REACHverbUS /riːtʃ/

reach a destination, either real or abstract

From this reading WE REACH THE FICKLE GUIDE POST “I’d like to know where we are,” Warde said.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading WE REACH THE FICKLE GUIDE POST “I’d like to know where we are,” Warde said.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading “You might as well say we’re in the universe,” Pee-wee said.

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading “You mean to tell me it isn’t good to be in the universe?”

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading “What good does that do us?”

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading WE REACH THE FICKLE GUIDE POST “I’d like to know where we are,” Warde said.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading WE REACH THE FICKLE GUIDE POST “I’d like to know where we are,” Warde said.

toldverbUS /toʊld/

inflected form of “tell” — express in words

From this reading “We’re in the Catskill Mountains,” I told him.

universenounUS /ˈjuːnəvɜːrs/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading “You might as well say we’re in the universe,” Pee-wee said.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading “What good does that do us?”

Warde

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading WE REACH THE FICKLE GUIDE POST “I’d like to know where we are,” Warde said.

WEpronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading WE REACH THE FICKLE GUIDE POST “I’d like to know where we are,” Warde said.

We're

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “We’re in the Catskill Mountains,” I told him.

welladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading “You might as well say we’re in the universe,” Pee-wee said.

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading “What good does that do us?”

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading WE REACH THE FICKLE GUIDE POST “I’d like to know where we are,” Warde said.

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “You might as well say we’re in the universe,” Pee-wee said.

Chapter 7 of Roy Blakeley's Funny-Bone Hike by Percy Keese Fitzhugh holds 122 sentences, grouped into 25 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Vocabulary met early in Roy Blakeley's Funny-Bone Hike

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Author
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Scout
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Temple
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