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Roy Blakeley's Funny-Bone Hike
Roy Blakeley's Funny-Bone Hike

Chapter XXXI

Chapter 31 of Roy Blakeley's Funny-Bone Hike is here in full — 59 sentences across 12 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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WE MAKE A BARGAIN The man said, “I should have kept out of that rut; now I’m in a nice pickle.”
“Don’t you care,” I said, “we’ve been getting into the wrong places all day and we’re happy.”
“Pickles aren’t so bad,” Pee-wee shouted; “I wouldn’t mind being in a whole barrel of pickles.
We’ll help you out, only if you’re not charging too much for that garage we’d like to buy it if you’ll cart it to Temple Camp.
We’ll give you more than the chickens will give you.
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Roy Blakeley's Funny-Bone Hike

Chapter XXXI

Chapter 31 of Roy Blakeley's Funny-Bone Hike is here in full — 59 sentences across 12 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/11 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
WE MAKE A BARGAIN The man said, “I should have kept out of that rut; now I’m in a nice pickle.”
Line 2
“Don’t you care,” I said, “we’ve been getting into the wrong places all day and we’re happy.”
Line 3
“Pickles aren’t so bad,” Pee-wee shouted; “I wouldn’t mind being in a whole barrel of pickles.
Line 4
We’ll help you out, only if you’re not charging too much for that garage we’d like to buy it if you’ll cart it to Temple Camp.
Line 5
We’ll give you more than the chickens will give you.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

bargain noun US /ˈbɑːrɡən/

an agreement between parties (usually arrived at after discussion) fixing obligations of each

From this reading “WE MAKE A BARGAIN The man said, “I should have kept out of that rut; now I’m in a nice pickle.””

barrel noun US /ˈbærəl/

a tube through which a bullet travels when a gun is fired

From this reading ““Pickles aren’t so bad,” Pee-wee shouted; “I wouldn’t mind being in a whole barrel of pickles.”

charging verb US /ˈtʃɑːrdʒɪŋ/

-ing form of “charge” — to make a rush at or sudden attack upon, as in battle

From this reading “We’ll help you out, only if you’re not charging too much for that garage we’d like to buy it if you’ll cart it to Temple Camp.”

chickens noun US /ˈtʃɪkənz/

plural of “chicken” — the flesh of a chicken used for food

From this reading “We’ll give you more than the chickens will give you.”

garage noun US /ɡərˈɑːʒ/

an outbuilding (or part of a building) for housing automobiles

From this reading “We’ll help you out, only if you’re not charging too much for that garage we’d like to buy it if you’ll cart it to Temple Camp.”

pickle noun US /ˈpɪkəl/

vegetables (especially cucumbers) preserved in brine or vinegar

From this reading “WE MAKE A BARGAIN The man said, “I should have kept out of that rut; now I’m in a nice pickle.””

pickles noun US /ˈpɪkəlz/

plural of “pickle” — vegetables (especially cucumbers) preserved in brine or vinegar

From this reading ““Pickles aren’t so bad,” Pee-wee shouted; “I wouldn’t mind being in a whole barrel of pickles.”

rut noun US /rʌt/

a groove or furrow (especially one in soft earth caused by wheels)

From this reading “WE MAKE A BARGAIN The man said, “I should have kept out of that rut; now I’m in a nice pickle.””

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

MAKE A BARGAIN verb + article + noun counted as “make … bargain”

In this reading “WE MAKE A BARGAIN The man said, “I should have kept out of that rut; now I’m in a nice pickle.””

all day adjective + noun

In this reading ““Don’t you care,” I said, “we’ve been getting into the wrong places all day and we’re happy.””

All words in this reading · 70

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading WE MAKE A BARGAIN The man said, “I should have kept out of that rut; now I’m in a nice pickle.”

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading “Don’t you care,” I said, “we’ve been getting into the wrong places all day and we’re happy.”

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading “Don’t you care,” I said, “we’ve been getting into the wrong places all day and we’re happy.”

aren't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Pickles aren’t so bad,” Pee-wee shouted; “I wouldn’t mind being in a whole barrel of pickles.

badadjectiveUS /bæd/

having undesirable or negative qualities

From this reading “Pickles aren’t so bad,” Pee-wee shouted; “I wouldn’t mind being in a whole barrel of pickles.

BARGAINnounUS /ˈbɑːrɡən/

an agreement between parties (usually arrived at after discussion) fixing obligations of each

From this reading WE MAKE A BARGAIN The man said, “I should have kept out of that rut; now I’m in a nice pickle.”

barrelnounUS /ˈbærəl/

a tube through which a bullet travels when a gun is fired

From this reading “Pickles aren’t so bad,” Pee-wee shouted; “I wouldn’t mind being in a whole barrel of pickles.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading “Don’t you care,” I said, “we’ve been getting into the wrong places all day and we’re happy.”

beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading “Pickles aren’t so bad,” Pee-wee shouted; “I wouldn’t mind being in a whole barrel of pickles.

buyverbUS /baɪ/

obtain by purchase; acquire by means of a financial transaction

From this reading We’ll help you out, only if you’re not charging too much for that garage we’d like to buy it if you’ll cart it to Temple Camp.

CampnounUS /kæmp/

temporary living quarters specially built by the army for soldiers

From this reading We’ll help you out, only if you’re not charging too much for that garage we’d like to buy it if you’ll cart it to Temple Camp.

carenounUS /ker/

the work of providing treatment for or attending to someone or something

From this reading “Don’t you care,” I said, “we’ve been getting into the wrong places all day and we’re happy.”

cartnounUS /kɑːrt/

a heavy open wagon usually having two wheels and drawn by an animal

From this reading We’ll help you out, only if you’re not charging too much for that garage we’d like to buy it if you’ll cart it to Temple Camp.

chargingverbUS /ˈtʃɑːrdʒɪŋ/

-ing form of “charge” — to make a rush at or sudden attack upon, as in battle

From this reading We’ll help you out, only if you’re not charging too much for that garage we’d like to buy it if you’ll cart it to Temple Camp.

chickensnounUS /ˈtʃɪkənz/

plural of “chicken” — the flesh of a chicken used for food

From this reading We’ll give you more than the chickens will give you.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading “Don’t you care,” I said, “we’ve been getting into the wrong places all day and we’re happy.”

Don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Don’t you care,” I said, “we’ve been getting into the wrong places all day and we’re happy.”

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading We’ll help you out, only if you’re not charging too much for that garage we’d like to buy it if you’ll cart it to Temple Camp.

garagenounUS /ɡərˈɑːʒ/

an outbuilding (or part of a building) for housing automobiles

From this reading We’ll help you out, only if you’re not charging too much for that garage we’d like to buy it if you’ll cart it to Temple Camp.

gettingnounUS /ˈɡetɪŋ/

the act of acquiring something

From this reading “Don’t you care,” I said, “we’ve been getting into the wrong places all day and we’re happy.”

giveverbUS /ɡɪv/

cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading We’ll give you more than the chickens will give you.

happyadjectiveUS /ˈhæpi/

enjoying or showing or marked by joy or pleasure

From this reading “Don’t you care,” I said, “we’ve been getting into the wrong places all day and we’re happy.”

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading WE MAKE A BARGAIN The man said, “I should have kept out of that rut; now I’m in a nice pickle.”

helpverbUS /help/

give help or assistance; be of service

From this reading We’ll help you out, only if you’re not charging too much for that garage we’d like to buy it if you’ll cart it to Temple Camp.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading WE MAKE A BARGAIN The man said, “I should have kept out of that rut; now I’m in a nice pickle.”

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading WE MAKE A BARGAIN The man said, “I should have kept out of that rut; now I’m in a nice pickle.”

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading We’ll help you out, only if you’re not charging too much for that garage we’d like to buy it if you’ll cart it to Temple Camp.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading WE MAKE A BARGAIN The man said, “I should have kept out of that rut; now I’m in a nice pickle.”

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading “Don’t you care,” I said, “we’ve been getting into the wrong places all day and we’re happy.”

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading We’ll help you out, only if you’re not charging too much for that garage we’d like to buy it if you’ll cart it to Temple Camp.

keptadjectiveUS /kept/

(especially of promises or contracts) not violated or disregarded

From this reading WE MAKE A BARGAIN The man said, “I should have kept out of that rut; now I’m in a nice pickle.”

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading We’ll help you out, only if you’re not charging too much for that garage we’d like to buy it if you’ll cart it to Temple Camp.

MAKEverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading WE MAKE A BARGAIN The man said, “I should have kept out of that rut; now I’m in a nice pickle.”

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading WE MAKE A BARGAIN The man said, “I should have kept out of that rut; now I’m in a nice pickle.”

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading “Pickles aren’t so bad,” Pee-wee shouted; “I wouldn’t mind being in a whole barrel of pickles.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading We’ll give you more than the chickens will give you.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading We’ll help you out, only if you’re not charging too much for that garage we’d like to buy it if you’ll cart it to Temple Camp.

niceadjectiveUS /naɪs/

pleasant or pleasing or agreeable in nature or appearance

From this reading WE MAKE A BARGAIN The man said, “I should have kept out of that rut; now I’m in a nice pickle.”

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading We’ll help you out, only if you’re not charging too much for that garage we’d like to buy it if you’ll cart it to Temple Camp.

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading WE MAKE A BARGAIN The man said, “I should have kept out of that rut; now I’m in a nice pickle.”

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading WE MAKE A BARGAIN The man said, “I should have kept out of that rut; now I’m in a nice pickle.”

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading We’ll help you out, only if you’re not charging too much for that garage we’d like to buy it if you’ll cart it to Temple Camp.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading WE MAKE A BARGAIN The man said, “I should have kept out of that rut; now I’m in a nice pickle.”

Pee-wee

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Pickles aren’t so bad,” Pee-wee shouted; “I wouldn’t mind being in a whole barrel of pickles.

picklenounUS /ˈpɪkəl/

vegetables (especially cucumbers) preserved in brine or vinegar

From this reading WE MAKE A BARGAIN The man said, “I should have kept out of that rut; now I’m in a nice pickle.”

PicklesnounUS /ˈpɪkəlz/

plural of “pickle” — vegetables (especially cucumbers) preserved in brine or vinegar

From this reading “Pickles aren’t so bad,” Pee-wee shouted; “I wouldn’t mind being in a whole barrel of pickles.

placesnounUS /ˈpleɪsəz/

plural of “place” — a point located with respect to surface features of some region

From this reading “Don’t you care,” I said, “we’ve been getting into the wrong places all day and we’re happy.”

rutnounUS /rʌt/

a groove or furrow (especially one in soft earth caused by wheels)

From this reading WE MAKE A BARGAIN The man said, “I should have kept out of that rut; now I’m in a nice pickle.”

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading WE MAKE A BARGAIN The man said, “I should have kept out of that rut; now I’m in a nice pickle.”

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading WE MAKE A BARGAIN The man said, “I should have kept out of that rut; now I’m in a nice pickle.”

shoutedadjectiveUS /ˈʃaʊtɪd/

in a vehement outcry

From this reading “Pickles aren’t so bad,” Pee-wee shouted; “I wouldn’t mind being in a whole barrel of pickles.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading “Pickles aren’t so bad,” Pee-wee shouted; “I wouldn’t mind being in a whole barrel of pickles.

TemplenounUS /ˈtempəl/

place of worship consisting of an edifice for the worship of a deity

From this reading We’ll help you out, only if you’re not charging too much for that garage we’d like to buy it if you’ll cart it to Temple Camp.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading We’ll give you more than the chickens will give you.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading WE MAKE A BARGAIN The man said, “I should have kept out of that rut; now I’m in a nice pickle.”

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading WE MAKE A BARGAIN The man said, “I should have kept out of that rut; now I’m in a nice pickle.”

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading We’ll help you out, only if you’re not charging too much for that garage we’d like to buy it if you’ll cart it to Temple Camp.

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading We’ll help you out, only if you’re not charging too much for that garage we’d like to buy it if you’ll cart it to Temple Camp.

WEpronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading WE MAKE A BARGAIN The man said, “I should have kept out of that rut; now I’m in a nice pickle.”

we'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading We’ll help you out, only if you’re not charging too much for that garage we’d like to buy it if you’ll cart it to Temple Camp.

We'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading We’ll help you out, only if you’re not charging too much for that garage we’d like to buy it if you’ll cart it to Temple Camp.

we're

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Don’t you care,” I said, “we’ve been getting into the wrong places all day and we’re happy.”

we've

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Don’t you care,” I said, “we’ve been getting into the wrong places all day and we’re happy.”

wholeadjectiveUS /hoʊl/

including all components without exception; being one unit or constituting the full amount or extent or duration; complete

From this reading “Pickles aren’t so bad,” Pee-wee shouted; “I wouldn’t mind being in a whole barrel of pickles.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading We’ll give you more than the chickens will give you.

wouldn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Pickles aren’t so bad,” Pee-wee shouted; “I wouldn’t mind being in a whole barrel of pickles.

wrongadjectiveUS /rɔːŋ/

not correct; not in conformity with fact or truth

From this reading “Don’t you care,” I said, “we’ve been getting into the wrong places all day and we’re happy.”

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “Don’t you care,” I said, “we’ve been getting into the wrong places all day and we’re happy.”

you'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading We’ll help you out, only if you’re not charging too much for that garage we’d like to buy it if you’ll cart it to Temple Camp.

you're

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading We’ll help you out, only if you’re not charging too much for that garage we’d like to buy it if you’ll cart it to Temple Camp.

Chapter 31 of Roy Blakeley's Funny-Bone Hike by Percy Keese Fitzhugh holds 59 sentences, grouped into 12 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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