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Satan's Diary

Chapter VIII

Chapter 8 of Satan's Diary is here in full — 405 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"Yes, lies again.
But not the old monkey.
It is not that I have in mind.
Neither crusades nor immortality in heaven.
This is the period of other miracles and other wonders.
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Satan's Diary

Chapter VIII

Chapter 8 of Satan's Diary is here in full — 405 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/81 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"Yes, lies again.
/jes laɪz əˈɡen/
Line 2
But not the old monkey.
/bʌt nɑːt ðə oʊld ˈmʌŋki/
Line 3
It is not that I have in mind.
/ɪt ɪz nɑːt ðæt aɪ hæv ɪn maɪnd/
Line 4
Neither crusades nor immortality in heaven.
/ˈniːðər kruːˈseɪdz nɔːr ˌɪmɔːrˈtælɪti ɪn ˈhevən/
Line 5
This is the period of other miracles and other wonders.
/ðɪs ɪz ðə ˈpɪriəd ʌv ˈʌðər ˈmɪrəkəlz ənd ˈʌðər ˈwʌndərz/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

crusades noun US /kruːˈseɪdz/

plural of “crusade” — a series of actions advancing a principle or tending toward a particular end

From this reading “Neither crusades nor immortality in heaven.”

heaven noun US /ˈhevən/

any place of complete bliss and delight and peace

From this reading “Neither crusades nor immortality in heaven.”

immortality noun US /ˌɪmɔːrˈtælɪti/

the quality or state of being immortal

From this reading “Neither crusades nor immortality in heaven.”

lies noun US /laɪz/

plural of “lie” — a statement that deviates from or perverts the truth

From this reading “"Yes, lies again.”

miracles noun US /ˈmɪrəkəlz/

plural of “miracle” — any amazing or wonderful occurrence

From this reading “This is the period of other miracles and other wonders.”

monkey noun US /ˈmʌŋki/

any of various long-tailed primates (excluding the prosimians)

From this reading “But not the old monkey.”

period noun US /ˈpɪriəd/

an amount of time

From this reading “This is the period of other miracles and other wonders.”

wonders noun US /ˈwʌndərz/

plural of “wonder” — the feeling aroused by something strange and surprising

From this reading “This is the period of other miracles and other wonders.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

in heaven preposition + noun

In this reading “Neither crusades nor immortality in heaven.”

All words in this reading · 27

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

againadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading "Yes, lies again.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading This is the period of other miracles and other wonders.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But not the old monkey.

crusadesnounUS /kruːˈseɪdz/

plural of “crusade” — a series of actions advancing a principle or tending toward a particular end

From this reading Neither crusades nor immortality in heaven.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading It is not that I have in mind.

heavennounUS /ˈhevən/

any place of complete bliss and delight and peace

From this reading Neither crusades nor immortality in heaven.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading It is not that I have in mind.

immortalitynounUS /ˌɪmɔːrˈtælɪti/

the quality or state of being immortal

From this reading Neither crusades nor immortality in heaven.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading It is not that I have in mind.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It is not that I have in mind.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It is not that I have in mind.

liesnounUS /laɪz/

plural of “lie” — a statement that deviates from or perverts the truth

From this reading "Yes, lies again.

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading It is not that I have in mind.

miraclesnounUS /ˈmɪrəkəlz/

plural of “miracle” — any amazing or wonderful occurrence

From this reading This is the period of other miracles and other wonders.

monkeynounUS /ˈmʌŋki/

any of various long-tailed primates (excluding the prosimians)

From this reading But not the old monkey.

NeitherdeterminerUS /ˈniːðər/

not one and not the other of two

From this reading Neither crusades nor immortality in heaven.

norconjunctionUS /nɔːr/

and not; used after a negative to add a second negative

From this reading Neither crusades nor immortality in heaven.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading But not the old monkey.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading This is the period of other miracles and other wonders.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading But not the old monkey.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading This is the period of other miracles and other wonders.

periodnounUS /ˈpɪriəd/

an amount of time

From this reading This is the period of other miracles and other wonders.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading It is not that I have in mind.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading But not the old monkey.

ThisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading This is the period of other miracles and other wonders.

wondersnounUS /ˈwʌndərz/

plural of “wonder” — the feeling aroused by something strange and surprising

From this reading This is the period of other miracles and other wonders.

YesnounUS /jes/

an affirmative

From this reading "Yes, lies again.

Chapter 8 of Satan's Diary by Leonid Andreyev holds 405 sentences, grouped into 81 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 8 of Satan's Diary contain?

Chapter 8 holds 405 sentences of Satan's Diary, unabridged, divided into 81 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 8 of Satan's Diary by Leonid Andreyev exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 405 sentences, grouped into 81 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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