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Interstellar trouble-shooting is the easiest work there is.
All you need is brains, energy--and a steno with nice legs!
Andrew Stephens was trying to think of two things at once, and it wasn't working out.
An inspirational message (delivered by Crumbly, president of Planetary Promotions, Inc.) was mixing itself up in his mind with the probable difficulties of his first company assignment.
He hoped he was thinking, and not worrying.
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Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Satisfaction Guaranteed is here in full — 744 sentences across 149 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/148 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Interstellar trouble-shooting is the easiest work there is.
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All you need is brains, energy--and a steno with nice legs!
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Andrew Stephens was trying to think of two things at once, and it wasn't working out.
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An inspirational message (delivered by Crumbly, president of Planetary Promotions, Inc.) was mixing itself up in his mind with the probable difficulties of his first company assignment.
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He hoped he was thinking, and not worrying.
/hiː hoʊpt hiː wɑːz ˈθɪŋkɪŋ ənd nɑːt ˈwɜːriɪŋ/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

assignment noun US /əˈsaɪnmənt/

a duty that you are assigned to perform (especially in the armed forces)

From this reading “An inspirational message (delivered by Crumbly, president of Planetary Promotions, Inc.) was mixing itself up in his mind with the probable difficulties of his first company assignment.”

Inc noun US /ɪŋk/

a heterogeneous collection of groups united in their opposition to Saddam Hussein's government of Iraq; formed in 1992 it is comprised of Sunni and Shiite Arabs and Kurds who hope to build a new government

From this reading “An inspirational message (delivered by Crumbly, president of Planetary Promotions, Inc.) was mixing itself up in his mind with the probable difficulties of his first company assignment.”

inspirational adjective US /ˌɪnspərˈeɪʃənəl/

imparting a divine influence on the mind and soul

From this reading “An inspirational message (delivered by Crumbly, president of Planetary Promotions, Inc.) was mixing itself up in his mind with the probable difficulties of his first company assignment.”

Interstellar adjective US /ˌɪntərˈstelər/

between or among stars

From this reading “Interstellar trouble-shooting is the easiest work there is.”

mixing noun US /ˈmɪksɪŋ/

the act of mixing together

From this reading “An inspirational message (delivered by Crumbly, president of Planetary Promotions, Inc.) was mixing itself up in his mind with the probable difficulties of his first company assignment.”

Planetary adjective US /ˈplænəteri/

of or relating to or resembling the physical or orbital characteristics of a planet or the planets

From this reading “An inspirational message (delivered by Crumbly, president of Planetary Promotions, Inc.) was mixing itself up in his mind with the probable difficulties of his first company assignment.”

Promotions noun US /prəˈmoʊʃənz/

plural of “promotion” — a message issued in behalf of some product or cause or idea or person or institution

From this reading “An inspirational message (delivered by Crumbly, president of Planetary Promotions, Inc.) was mixing itself up in his mind with the probable difficulties of his first company assignment.”

Stephens noun US /ˈstiːvənz/

plural of “stephen” — English writer (1832-1904)

From this reading “Andrew Stephens was trying to think of two things at once, and it wasn't working out.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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at once preposition + adverb

without delay or hesitation; with no time intervening

In this reading “Andrew Stephens was trying to think of two things at once, and it wasn't working out.”

two things noun + noun

In this reading “Andrew Stephens was trying to think of two things at once, and it wasn't working out.”

think of verb + particle

keep in mind for attention or consideration

In this reading “Andrew Stephens was trying to think of two things at once, and it wasn't working out.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading All you need is brains, energy--and a steno with nice legs!

AlladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading All you need is brains, energy--and a steno with nice legs!

AndeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading An inspirational message (delivered by Crumbly, president of Planetary Promotions, Inc.) was mixing itself up in his mind with the probable difficulties of his first company assignment.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading All you need is brains, energy--and a steno with nice legs!

AndrewnounUS /ˈændruː/

(New Testament) disciple of Jesus; brother of Peter; patron saint of Scotland

From this reading Andrew Stephens was trying to think of two things at once, and it wasn't working out.

assignmentnounUS /əˈsaɪnmənt/

a duty that you are assigned to perform (especially in the armed forces)

From this reading An inspirational message (delivered by Crumbly, president of Planetary Promotions, Inc.) was mixing itself up in his mind with the probable difficulties of his first company assignment.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Andrew Stephens was trying to think of two things at once, and it wasn't working out.

brainsnounUS /breɪnz/

plural of “brain” — that part of the central nervous system that includes all the higher nervous centers; enclosed within the skull; continuous with the spinal cord

From this reading All you need is brains, energy--and a steno with nice legs!

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading An inspirational message (delivered by Crumbly, president of Planetary Promotions, Inc.) was mixing itself up in his mind with the probable difficulties of his first company assignment.

companynounUS /ˈkʌmpəniː/

an institution created to conduct business

From this reading An inspirational message (delivered by Crumbly, president of Planetary Promotions, Inc.) was mixing itself up in his mind with the probable difficulties of his first company assignment.

Crumblyadjective

easily broken into small fragments or reduced to powder

From this reading An inspirational message (delivered by Crumbly, president of Planetary Promotions, Inc.) was mixing itself up in his mind with the probable difficulties of his first company assignment.

deliveredverbUS /dɪˈlɪvərd/

past form of “deliver” — deliver (a speech, oration, or idea)

From this reading An inspirational message (delivered by Crumbly, president of Planetary Promotions, Inc.) was mixing itself up in his mind with the probable difficulties of his first company assignment.

difficultiesnounUS /ˈdɪfəkəltiz/

plural of “difficulty” — an effort that is inconvenient

From this reading An inspirational message (delivered by Crumbly, president of Planetary Promotions, Inc.) was mixing itself up in his mind with the probable difficulties of his first company assignment.

easiestadjectiveUS /ˈiːziəst/

superlative of “easy” — posing no difficulty; requiring little effort

From this reading Interstellar trouble-shooting is the easiest work there is.

energynounUS /ˈenərdʒi/

(physics) a thermodynamic quantity equivalent to the capacity of a physical system to do work; the units of energy are joules or ergs

From this reading All you need is brains, energy--and a steno with nice legs!

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading An inspirational message (delivered by Crumbly, president of Planetary Promotions, Inc.) was mixing itself up in his mind with the probable difficulties of his first company assignment.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He hoped he was thinking, and not worrying.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading An inspirational message (delivered by Crumbly, president of Planetary Promotions, Inc.) was mixing itself up in his mind with the probable difficulties of his first company assignment.

hopedverbUS /hoʊpt/

past form of “hope” — expect and wish

From this reading He hoped he was thinking, and not worrying.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading An inspirational message (delivered by Crumbly, president of Planetary Promotions, Inc.) was mixing itself up in his mind with the probable difficulties of his first company assignment.

IncnounUS /ɪŋk/

a heterogeneous collection of groups united in their opposition to Saddam Hussein's government of Iraq; formed in 1992 it is comprised of Sunni and Shiite Arabs and Kurds who hope to build a new government

From this reading An inspirational message (delivered by Crumbly, president of Planetary Promotions, Inc.) was mixing itself up in his mind with the probable difficulties of his first company assignment.

inspirationaladjectiveUS /ˌɪnspərˈeɪʃənəl/

imparting a divine influence on the mind and soul

From this reading An inspirational message (delivered by Crumbly, president of Planetary Promotions, Inc.) was mixing itself up in his mind with the probable difficulties of his first company assignment.

InterstellaradjectiveUS /ˌɪntərˈstelər/

between or among stars

From this reading Interstellar trouble-shooting is the easiest work there is.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Interstellar trouble-shooting is the easiest work there is.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Andrew Stephens was trying to think of two things at once, and it wasn't working out.

itselfpronounUS /ˌɪtˈself/

used when the thing doing the action is also its object

From this reading An inspirational message (delivered by Crumbly, president of Planetary Promotions, Inc.) was mixing itself up in his mind with the probable difficulties of his first company assignment.

legsnounUS /leɡz/

staying power

From this reading All you need is brains, energy--and a steno with nice legs!

messagenounUS /ˈmesədʒ/

a communication (usually brief) that is written or spoken or signaled

From this reading An inspirational message (delivered by Crumbly, president of Planetary Promotions, Inc.) was mixing itself up in his mind with the probable difficulties of his first company assignment.

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading An inspirational message (delivered by Crumbly, president of Planetary Promotions, Inc.) was mixing itself up in his mind with the probable difficulties of his first company assignment.

mixingnounUS /ˈmɪksɪŋ/

the act of mixing together

From this reading An inspirational message (delivered by Crumbly, president of Planetary Promotions, Inc.) was mixing itself up in his mind with the probable difficulties of his first company assignment.

neednounUS /niːd/

a condition requiring relief

From this reading All you need is brains, energy--and a steno with nice legs!

niceadjectiveUS /naɪs/

pleasant or pleasing or agreeable in nature or appearance

From this reading All you need is brains, energy--and a steno with nice legs!

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading He hoped he was thinking, and not worrying.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Andrew Stephens was trying to think of two things at once, and it wasn't working out.

onceadverbUS /wʌns/

on one occasion

From this reading Andrew Stephens was trying to think of two things at once, and it wasn't working out.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading Andrew Stephens was trying to think of two things at once, and it wasn't working out.

PlanetaryadjectiveUS /ˈplænəteri/

of or relating to or resembling the physical or orbital characteristics of a planet or the planets

From this reading An inspirational message (delivered by Crumbly, president of Planetary Promotions, Inc.) was mixing itself up in his mind with the probable difficulties of his first company assignment.

presidentnounUS /ˈprezədent/

an executive officer of a firm or corporation

From this reading An inspirational message (delivered by Crumbly, president of Planetary Promotions, Inc.) was mixing itself up in his mind with the probable difficulties of his first company assignment.

probableadjectiveUS /ˈprɑːbəbəl/

likely but not certain to be or become true or real

From this reading An inspirational message (delivered by Crumbly, president of Planetary Promotions, Inc.) was mixing itself up in his mind with the probable difficulties of his first company assignment.

PromotionsnounUS /prəˈmoʊʃənz/

plural of “promotion” — a message issued in behalf of some product or cause or idea or person or institution

From this reading An inspirational message (delivered by Crumbly, president of Planetary Promotions, Inc.) was mixing itself up in his mind with the probable difficulties of his first company assignment.

steno

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading All you need is brains, energy--and a steno with nice legs!

StephensnounUS /ˈstiːvənz/

plural of “stephen” — English writer (1832-1904)

From this reading Andrew Stephens was trying to think of two things at once, and it wasn't working out.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Interstellar trouble-shooting is the easiest work there is.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading Interstellar trouble-shooting is the easiest work there is.

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading Andrew Stephens was trying to think of two things at once, and it wasn't working out.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading Andrew Stephens was trying to think of two things at once, and it wasn't working out.

thinkingnounUS /ˈθɪŋkɪŋ/

the process of using your mind to consider something carefully

From this reading He hoped he was thinking, and not worrying.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Andrew Stephens was trying to think of two things at once, and it wasn't working out.

trouble-shooting

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Interstellar trouble-shooting is the easiest work there is.

tryingadjectiveUS /ˈtraɪɪŋ/

hard to endure

From this reading Andrew Stephens was trying to think of two things at once, and it wasn't working out.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading Andrew Stephens was trying to think of two things at once, and it wasn't working out.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading An inspirational message (delivered by Crumbly, president of Planetary Promotions, Inc.) was mixing itself up in his mind with the probable difficulties of his first company assignment.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Andrew Stephens was trying to think of two things at once, and it wasn't working out.

wasn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Andrew Stephens was trying to think of two things at once, and it wasn't working out.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading All you need is brains, energy--and a steno with nice legs!

workverbUS /wɜːrk/

exert oneself by doing mental or physical work for a purpose or out of necessity

From this reading Interstellar trouble-shooting is the easiest work there is.

workingadjectiveUS /ˈwɜːrkɪŋ/

actively engaged in paid work

From this reading Andrew Stephens was trying to think of two things at once, and it wasn't working out.

worryingnounUS /ˈwɜːriɪŋ/

the act of harassing someone

From this reading He hoped he was thinking, and not worrying.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading All you need is brains, energy--and a steno with nice legs!

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Interstellar
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Trouble-shooting
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Easiest
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Brains
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