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School-Room Humour

Chapter III

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A BUDGET OF QUAINT DEFINITIONS.
TEACHER: "_Name the head of the English Church._" ALFRED THE SMALL: "_The Archipelago of Canterbury!_" I shall endeavour, as far as possible, to classify my collection of stories.
And in pursuance of this purpose I cannot, perhaps, do better than start out with some quaint definitions.
* * * * * WITH A RING OF TRIUMPH.--A class of infants was being taught a recitation in which the word "battledore" occurred.
The teacher asked if any child knew the meaning.
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School-Room Humour

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of School-Room Humour is here in full — 71 sentences across 15 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/14 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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A BUDGET OF QUAINT DEFINITIONS.
/ə ˈbʌdʒɪt ʌv kweɪnt ˌdefəˈnɪʃənz/
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TEACHER: "_Name the head of the English Church._" ALFRED THE SMALL: "_The Archipelago of Canterbury!_" I shall endeavour, as far as possible, to classify my collection of stories.
/ˈtiːtʃər neɪm ðə hed ʌv ðə ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ tʃɜːrtʃ ˈælfrəd ðə smɔːl ðə ˌɑːrkəˈpeləɡoʊ ʌv ˈkæntərberi aɪ ʃæl ɪnˈdevər æz fɑːr æz ˈpɑːsəbəl tuː ˈklæsəfaɪ maɪ kəˈlekʃən ʌv ˈstɔːriz/
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And in pursuance of this purpose I cannot, perhaps, do better than start out with some quaint definitions.
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* * * * * WITH A RING OF TRIUMPH.--A class of infants was being taught a recitation in which the word "battledore" occurred.
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The teacher asked if any child knew the meaning.
/ðə ˈtiːtʃər æskt ɪf ˈeni tʃaɪld nuː ðə ˈmiːnɪŋ/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Archipelago noun US /ˌɑːrkəˈpeləɡoʊ/

a group of many islands in a large body of water

From this reading “TEACHER: "_Name the head of the English Church._" ALFRED THE SMALL: "_The Archipelago of Canterbury!_" I shall endeavour, as far as possible, to classify my collection of stories.”

budget noun US /ˈbʌdʒɪt/

a sum of money allocated for a particular purpose

From this reading “A BUDGET OF QUAINT DEFINITIONS.”

Canterbury noun US /ˈkæntərberi/

a town in Kent in southeastern England; site of the cathedral where Thomas a Becket was martyred in 1170; seat of the archbishop and primate of the Anglican Church

From this reading “TEACHER: "_Name the head of the English Church._" ALFRED THE SMALL: "_The Archipelago of Canterbury!_" I shall endeavour, as far as possible, to classify my collection of stories.”

classify verb US /ˈklæsəfaɪ/

arrange or order by classes or categories

From this reading “TEACHER: "_Name the head of the English Church._" ALFRED THE SMALL: "_The Archipelago of Canterbury!_" I shall endeavour, as far as possible, to classify my collection of stories.”

definitions noun US /ˌdefəˈnɪʃənz/

plural of “definition” — a concise explanation of the meaning of a word or phrase or symbol

From this reading “A BUDGET OF QUAINT DEFINITIONS.”

endeavour noun US /ɪnˈdevər/

a purposeful or industrious undertaking (especially one that requires effort or boldness)

From this reading “TEACHER: "_Name the head of the English Church._" ALFRED THE SMALL: "_The Archipelago of Canterbury!_" I shall endeavour, as far as possible, to classify my collection of stories.”

infants noun US /ˈɪnfənts/

plural of “infant” — a very young child (birth to 1 year) who has not yet begun to walk or talk

From this reading “* * * * * WITH A RING OF TRIUMPH.--A class of infants was being taught a recitation in which the word "battledore" occurred.”

recitation noun US /ˌresəˈteɪʃən/

written matter that is recited from memory

From this reading “* * * * * WITH A RING OF TRIUMPH.--A class of infants was being taught a recitation in which the word "battledore" occurred.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

start out verb + adjective

take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

In this reading “And in pursuance of this purpose I cannot, perhaps, do better than start out with some quaint definitions.”

knew the meaning verb + article + noun counted as “know … meaning”

In this reading “The teacher asked if any child knew the meaning.”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A BUDGET OF QUAINT DEFINITIONS.

ALFREDnounUS /ˈælfrəd/

king of Wessex; defeated the Vikings and encouraged writing in English (849-899)

From this reading TEACHER: "_Name the head of the English Church._" ALFRED THE SMALL: "_The Archipelago of Canterbury!_" I shall endeavour, as far as possible, to classify my collection of stories.

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading And in pursuance of this purpose I cannot, perhaps, do better than start out with some quaint definitions.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading The teacher asked if any child knew the meaning.

ArchipelagonounUS /ˌɑːrkəˈpeləɡoʊ/

a group of many islands in a large body of water

From this reading TEACHER: "_Name the head of the English Church._" ALFRED THE SMALL: "_The Archipelago of Canterbury!_" I shall endeavour, as far as possible, to classify my collection of stories.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading TEACHER: "_Name the head of the English Church._" ALFRED THE SMALL: "_The Archipelago of Canterbury!_" I shall endeavour, as far as possible, to classify my collection of stories.

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading The teacher asked if any child knew the meaning.

battledorenoun

a light long-handled racket used by badminton players

From this reading * * * * * WITH A RING OF TRIUMPH.--A class of infants was being taught a recitation in which the word "battledore" occurred.

beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading * * * * * WITH A RING OF TRIUMPH.--A class of infants was being taught a recitation in which the word "battledore" occurred.

betteradjectiveUS /ˈbetər/

(comparative of “good”) superior to another (of the same class or set or kind) in excellence or quality or desirability or suitability; more highly skilled than another

From this reading And in pursuance of this purpose I cannot, perhaps, do better than start out with some quaint definitions.

BUDGETnounUS /ˈbʌdʒɪt/

a sum of money allocated for a particular purpose

From this reading A BUDGET OF QUAINT DEFINITIONS.

cannot

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From this reading And in pursuance of this purpose I cannot, perhaps, do better than start out with some quaint definitions.

CanterburynounUS /ˈkæntərberi/

a town in Kent in southeastern England; site of the cathedral where Thomas a Becket was martyred in 1170; seat of the archbishop and primate of the Anglican Church

From this reading TEACHER: "_Name the head of the English Church._" ALFRED THE SMALL: "_The Archipelago of Canterbury!_" I shall endeavour, as far as possible, to classify my collection of stories.

childnounUS /tʃaɪld/

a young person of either sex

From this reading The teacher asked if any child knew the meaning.

ChurchnounUS /tʃɜːrtʃ/

one of the groups of Christians who have their own beliefs and forms of worship

From this reading TEACHER: "_Name the head of the English Church._" ALFRED THE SMALL: "_The Archipelago of Canterbury!_" I shall endeavour, as far as possible, to classify my collection of stories.

classnounUS /klæs/

a collection of things sharing a common attribute

From this reading * * * * * WITH A RING OF TRIUMPH.--A class of infants was being taught a recitation in which the word "battledore" occurred.

classifyverbUS /ˈklæsəfaɪ/

arrange or order by classes or categories

From this reading TEACHER: "_Name the head of the English Church._" ALFRED THE SMALL: "_The Archipelago of Canterbury!_" I shall endeavour, as far as possible, to classify my collection of stories.

collectionnounUS /kəˈlekʃən/

several things grouped together or considered as a whole

From this reading TEACHER: "_Name the head of the English Church._" ALFRED THE SMALL: "_The Archipelago of Canterbury!_" I shall endeavour, as far as possible, to classify my collection of stories.

DEFINITIONSnounUS /ˌdefəˈnɪʃənz/

plural of “definition” — a concise explanation of the meaning of a word or phrase or symbol

From this reading A BUDGET OF QUAINT DEFINITIONS.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading And in pursuance of this purpose I cannot, perhaps, do better than start out with some quaint definitions.

endeavournounUS /ɪnˈdevər/

a purposeful or industrious undertaking (especially one that requires effort or boldness)

From this reading TEACHER: "_Name the head of the English Church._" ALFRED THE SMALL: "_The Archipelago of Canterbury!_" I shall endeavour, as far as possible, to classify my collection of stories.

EnglishnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ/

an Indo-European language belonging to the West Germanic branch; the official language of Britain and the United States and most of the commonwealth countries

From this reading TEACHER: "_Name the head of the English Church._" ALFRED THE SMALL: "_The Archipelago of Canterbury!_" I shall endeavour, as far as possible, to classify my collection of stories.

faradverbUS /fɑːr/

to a considerable degree; very much

From this reading TEACHER: "_Name the head of the English Church._" ALFRED THE SMALL: "_The Archipelago of Canterbury!_" I shall endeavour, as far as possible, to classify my collection of stories.

headnounUS /hed/

the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading TEACHER: "_Name the head of the English Church._" ALFRED THE SMALL: "_The Archipelago of Canterbury!_" I shall endeavour, as far as possible, to classify my collection of stories.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading TEACHER: "_Name the head of the English Church._" ALFRED THE SMALL: "_The Archipelago of Canterbury!_" I shall endeavour, as far as possible, to classify my collection of stories.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading The teacher asked if any child knew the meaning.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading And in pursuance of this purpose I cannot, perhaps, do better than start out with some quaint definitions.

infantsnounUS /ˈɪnfənts/

plural of “infant” — a very young child (birth to 1 year) who has not yet begun to walk or talk

From this reading * * * * * WITH A RING OF TRIUMPH.--A class of infants was being taught a recitation in which the word "battledore" occurred.

knewverbUS /nuː/

inflected form of “know” — be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading The teacher asked if any child knew the meaning.

meaningnounUS /ˈmiːnɪŋ/

the message that is intended or expressed or signified

From this reading The teacher asked if any child knew the meaning.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading TEACHER: "_Name the head of the English Church._" ALFRED THE SMALL: "_The Archipelago of Canterbury!_" I shall endeavour, as far as possible, to classify my collection of stories.

NameverbUS /neɪm/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading TEACHER: "_Name the head of the English Church._" ALFRED THE SMALL: "_The Archipelago of Canterbury!_" I shall endeavour, as far as possible, to classify my collection of stories.

occurredverbUS /əˈkɜːrd/

inflected form of “occur” — come to pass

From this reading * * * * * WITH A RING OF TRIUMPH.--A class of infants was being taught a recitation in which the word "battledore" occurred.

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading A BUDGET OF QUAINT DEFINITIONS.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading And in pursuance of this purpose I cannot, perhaps, do better than start out with some quaint definitions.

perhapsadverbUS /pərˈhæps/

by chance

From this reading And in pursuance of this purpose I cannot, perhaps, do better than start out with some quaint definitions.

possibleadjectiveUS /ˈpɑːsəbəl/

capable of happening or existing

From this reading TEACHER: "_Name the head of the English Church._" ALFRED THE SMALL: "_The Archipelago of Canterbury!_" I shall endeavour, as far as possible, to classify my collection of stories.

purposenounUS /ˈpɜːrpəs/

an anticipated outcome that is intended or that guides your planned actions

From this reading And in pursuance of this purpose I cannot, perhaps, do better than start out with some quaint definitions.

pursuancenoun

a search for an alternative that meets cognitive criteria

From this reading And in pursuance of this purpose I cannot, perhaps, do better than start out with some quaint definitions.

QUAINTadjectiveUS /kweɪnt/

strange in an interesting or pleasing way

From this reading A BUDGET OF QUAINT DEFINITIONS.

recitationnounUS /ˌresəˈteɪʃən/

written matter that is recited from memory

From this reading * * * * * WITH A RING OF TRIUMPH.--A class of infants was being taught a recitation in which the word "battledore" occurred.

RINGverbUS /rɪŋ/

sound loudly and sonorously

From this reading * * * * * WITH A RING OF TRIUMPH.--A class of infants was being taught a recitation in which the word "battledore" occurred.

shallmodal verbUS /ʃæl/

used with I and we for the future, or to offer and suggest

From this reading TEACHER: "_Name the head of the English Church._" ALFRED THE SMALL: "_The Archipelago of Canterbury!_" I shall endeavour, as far as possible, to classify my collection of stories.

SMALLadjectiveUS /smɔːl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading TEACHER: "_Name the head of the English Church._" ALFRED THE SMALL: "_The Archipelago of Canterbury!_" I shall endeavour, as far as possible, to classify my collection of stories.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading And in pursuance of this purpose I cannot, perhaps, do better than start out with some quaint definitions.

startverbUS /stɑːrt/

take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading And in pursuance of this purpose I cannot, perhaps, do better than start out with some quaint definitions.

storiesnounUS /ˈstɔːriz/

plural of “story” — a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading TEACHER: "_Name the head of the English Church._" ALFRED THE SMALL: "_The Archipelago of Canterbury!_" I shall endeavour, as far as possible, to classify my collection of stories.

taughtverbUS /tɔːt/

inflected form of “teach” — impart skills or knowledge to

From this reading * * * * * WITH A RING OF TRIUMPH.--A class of infants was being taught a recitation in which the word "battledore" occurred.

TEACHERnounUS /ˈtiːtʃər/

a person whose occupation is teaching

From this reading TEACHER: "_Name the head of the English Church._" ALFRED THE SMALL: "_The Archipelago of Canterbury!_" I shall endeavour, as far as possible, to classify my collection of stories.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading And in pursuance of this purpose I cannot, perhaps, do better than start out with some quaint definitions.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading TEACHER: "_Name the head of the English Church._" ALFRED THE SMALL: "_The Archipelago of Canterbury!_" I shall endeavour, as far as possible, to classify my collection of stories.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading And in pursuance of this purpose I cannot, perhaps, do better than start out with some quaint definitions.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading TEACHER: "_Name the head of the English Church._" ALFRED THE SMALL: "_The Archipelago of Canterbury!_" I shall endeavour, as far as possible, to classify my collection of stories.

TRIUMPHnounUS /ˈtraɪəmf/

a successful ending of a struggle or contest

From this reading * * * * * WITH A RING OF TRIUMPH.--A class of infants was being taught a recitation in which the word "battledore" occurred.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading * * * * * WITH A RING OF TRIUMPH.--A class of infants was being taught a recitation in which the word "battledore" occurred.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading * * * * * WITH A RING OF TRIUMPH.--A class of infants was being taught a recitation in which the word "battledore" occurred.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading And in pursuance of this purpose I cannot, perhaps, do better than start out with some quaint definitions.

wordnounUS /wɜːrd/

a unit of language that native speakers can identify

From this reading * * * * * WITH A RING OF TRIUMPH.--A class of infants was being taught a recitation in which the word "battledore" occurred.

Chapter 3 of School-Room Humour by T. J. (Thomas James) Macnamara holds 71 sentences, grouped into 15 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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