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School-Room Humour

Chapter VII

Chapter 7 of School-Room Humour is here in full — 57 sentences across 12 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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LITTLE SCIENTISTS AT SEA.
"_Gravity was discovered by Isaac Walton.
It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn when the apples are falling from the leaves._"--LITTLE JIM, aged 10.
"_If the earth did not revolt it would be either all equal days or all equal nights_," is the deliberate judgment of one young geographer; and the state of mental obfuscation here discovered finds a counterpart in many geographical answers given in the earlier days.
_Sodom and Gomorrah_ have been described as _the two most famous volcanoes in the world_; and the Nile has been mentioned as _rising in Mungo Park_.
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School-Room Humour

Chapter VII

Chapter 7 of School-Room Humour is here in full — 57 sentences across 12 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/11 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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LITTLE SCIENTISTS AT SEA.
/ˈlɪtəl ˈsaɪəntɪsts æt siː/
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"_Gravity was discovered by Isaac Walton.
/ˈɡrævəti wɑːz dɪˈskʌvərd baɪ ˈaɪzək ˈwɔːltən/
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It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn when the apples are falling from the leaves._"--LITTLE JIM, aged 10.
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"_If the earth did not revolt it would be either all equal days or all equal nights_," is the deliberate judgment of one young geographer; and the state of mental obfuscation here discovered finds a counterpart in many geographical answers given in the earlier days.
/ɪf ðə ɜːrθ dɪd nɑːt rɪˈvoʊlt ɪt wʊd biː ˈiːðər ɔːl ˈiːkwəl deɪz ɔːr ɔːl ˈiːkwəl naɪts ɪz ðə dɪˈlɪbərət ˈdʒʌdʒmənt ʌv wʌn jʌŋ dʒiˈɑːɡrəfər ənd ðə steɪt ʌv ˈmentəl ˌɑːbfəˈskeɪʃən hiːr dɪˈskʌvərd faɪndz ə ˈkaʊntərpɑːrt ɪn ˈmeni ˌdʒiːəˈɡræfɪkəl ˈænsərz ˈɡɪvən ɪn ðə ˈɜːrliər deɪz/
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_Sodom and Gomorrah_ have been described as _the two most famous volcanoes in the world_; and the Nile has been mentioned as _rising in Mungo Park_.

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counterpart noun US /ˈkaʊntərpɑːrt/

a person or thing having the same function or characteristics as another

From this reading “"_If the earth did not revolt it would be either all equal days or all equal nights_," is the deliberate judgment of one young geographer; and the state of mental obfuscation here discovered finds a counterpart in many geographical answers given in the earlier days.”

geographer noun US /dʒiˈɑːɡrəfər/

an expert on geography

From this reading “"_If the earth did not revolt it would be either all equal days or all equal nights_," is the deliberate judgment of one young geographer; and the state of mental obfuscation here discovered finds a counterpart in many geographical answers given in the earlier days.”

geographical adjective US /ˌdʒiːəˈɡræfɪkəl/

of or relating to the science of geography

From this reading “"_If the earth did not revolt it would be either all equal days or all equal nights_," is the deliberate judgment of one young geographer; and the state of mental obfuscation here discovered finds a counterpart in many geographical answers given in the earlier days.”

Gomorrah noun US /ɡəˈmɔːrə/

(Old Testament) an ancient city near the Dead Sea that (along with Sodom) was destroyed by God for the vice and depravity of its inhabitants

obfuscation noun US /ˌɑːbfəˈskeɪʃən/

confusion resulting from failure to understand

From this reading “"_If the earth did not revolt it would be either all equal days or all equal nights_," is the deliberate judgment of one young geographer; and the state of mental obfuscation here discovered finds a counterpart in many geographical answers given in the earlier days.”

scientists noun US /ˈsaɪəntɪsts/

plural of “scientist” — a person with advanced knowledge of one or more sciences

From this reading “LITTLE SCIENTISTS AT SEA.”

Sodom noun US /ˈsɔːdəm/

any location known for vice and corruption

volcanoes noun US /vɑːlˈkeɪnoʊz/

plural of “volcano” — a fissure in the earth's crust (or in the surface of some other planet) through which molten lava and gases erupt

From this reading “_Sodom and Gomorrah_ have been described as _the two most famous volcanoes in the world_; and the Nile has been mentioned as _rising in Mungo Park_.”

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most famous adverb + adjective

In this reading “_Sodom and Gomorrah_ have been described as _the two most famous volcanoes in the world_; and the Nile has been mentioned as _rising in Mungo Park_.”

in the world preposition + article + noun counted as “in … world”

In this reading “_Sodom and Gomorrah_ have been described as _the two most famous volcanoes in the world_; and the Nile has been mentioned as _rising in Mungo Park_.”

AT SEA preposition + noun

perplexed by many conflicting situations or statements; filled with bewilderment

In this reading “LITTLE SCIENTISTS AT SEA.”

in the autumn preposition + article + noun counted as “in … autumn”

In this reading “It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn when the apples are falling from the leaves._"--LITTLE JIM, aged 10.”

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From this reading It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn when the apples are falling from the leaves._"--LITTLE JIM, aged 10.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "_If the earth did not revolt it would be either all equal days or all equal nights_," is the deliberate judgment of one young geographer; and the state of mental obfuscation here discovered finds a counterpart in many geographical answers given in the earlier days.

agedadjectiveUS /eɪdʒd/

advanced in years; (“aged” is pronounced as two syllables)

From this reading It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn when the apples are falling from the leaves._"--LITTLE JIM, aged 10.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading "_If the earth did not revolt it would be either all equal days or all equal nights_," is the deliberate judgment of one young geographer; and the state of mental obfuscation here discovered finds a counterpart in many geographical answers given in the earlier days.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "_If the earth did not revolt it would be either all equal days or all equal nights_," is the deliberate judgment of one young geographer; and the state of mental obfuscation here discovered finds a counterpart in many geographical answers given in the earlier days.

answersnounUS /ˈænsərz/

plural of “answer” — a statement (either spoken or written) that is made to reply to a question or request or criticism or accusation

From this reading "_If the earth did not revolt it would be either all equal days or all equal nights_," is the deliberate judgment of one young geographer; and the state of mental obfuscation here discovered finds a counterpart in many geographical answers given in the earlier days.

applesnounUS /ˈæpəlz/

plural of “apple” — fruit with red or yellow or green skin and sweet to tart crisp whitish flesh

From this reading It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn when the apples are falling from the leaves._"--LITTLE JIM, aged 10.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn when the apples are falling from the leaves._"--LITTLE JIM, aged 10.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading _Sodom and Gomorrah_ have been described as _the two most famous volcanoes in the world_; and the Nile has been mentioned as _rising in Mungo Park_.

ATprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading LITTLE SCIENTISTS AT SEA.

autumnnounUS /ˈɔːtəm/

the season when the leaves fall from the trees

From this reading It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn when the apples are falling from the leaves._"--LITTLE JIM, aged 10.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading "_If the earth did not revolt it would be either all equal days or all equal nights_," is the deliberate judgment of one young geographer; and the state of mental obfuscation here discovered finds a counterpart in many geographical answers given in the earlier days.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading _Sodom and Gomorrah_ have been described as _the two most famous volcanoes in the world_; and the Nile has been mentioned as _rising in Mungo Park_.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading "_Gravity was discovered by Isaac Walton.

chieflyadverbUS /ˈtʃiːfli/

for the most part

From this reading It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn when the apples are falling from the leaves._"--LITTLE JIM, aged 10.

counterpartnounUS /ˈkaʊntərpɑːrt/

a person or thing having the same function or characteristics as another

From this reading "_If the earth did not revolt it would be either all equal days or all equal nights_," is the deliberate judgment of one young geographer; and the state of mental obfuscation here discovered finds a counterpart in many geographical answers given in the earlier days.

daysnounUS /deɪz/

the time during which someone's life continues

From this reading "_If the earth did not revolt it would be either all equal days or all equal nights_," is the deliberate judgment of one young geographer; and the state of mental obfuscation here discovered finds a counterpart in many geographical answers given in the earlier days.

deliberateadjectiveUS /dɪˈlɪbərət/

carefully thought out in advance

From this reading "_If the earth did not revolt it would be either all equal days or all equal nights_," is the deliberate judgment of one young geographer; and the state of mental obfuscation here discovered finds a counterpart in many geographical answers given in the earlier days.

describedadjectiveUS /dɪˈskraɪbd/

represented in words especially with sharpness and detail

From this reading _Sodom and Gomorrah_ have been described as _the two most famous volcanoes in the world_; and the Nile has been mentioned as _rising in Mungo Park_.

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading "_If the earth did not revolt it would be either all equal days or all equal nights_," is the deliberate judgment of one young geographer; and the state of mental obfuscation here discovered finds a counterpart in many geographical answers given in the earlier days.

discoveredadjectiveUS /dɪˈskʌvərd/

discovered or determined by scientific observation

From this reading "_Gravity was discovered by Isaac Walton.

earlieradverbUS /ˈɜːrliər/

earlier in time; previously

From this reading "_If the earth did not revolt it would be either all equal days or all equal nights_," is the deliberate judgment of one young geographer; and the state of mental obfuscation here discovered finds a counterpart in many geographical answers given in the earlier days.

earthnounUS /ɜːrθ/

the 3rd planet from the sun; the planet we live on

From this reading "_If the earth did not revolt it would be either all equal days or all equal nights_," is the deliberate judgment of one young geographer; and the state of mental obfuscation here discovered finds a counterpart in many geographical answers given in the earlier days.

eitherdeterminerUS /ˈiːðər/

one or the other of two

From this reading "_If the earth did not revolt it would be either all equal days or all equal nights_," is the deliberate judgment of one young geographer; and the state of mental obfuscation here discovered finds a counterpart in many geographical answers given in the earlier days.

equalverbUS /ˈiːkwəl/

be identical or equivalent to

From this reading "_If the earth did not revolt it would be either all equal days or all equal nights_," is the deliberate judgment of one young geographer; and the state of mental obfuscation here discovered finds a counterpart in many geographical answers given in the earlier days.

fallingadjectiveUS /ˈfɑːlɪŋ/

decreasing in amount or degree

From this reading It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn when the apples are falling from the leaves._"--LITTLE JIM, aged 10.

famousadjectiveUS /ˈfeɪməs/

widely known and esteemed

From this reading _Sodom and Gomorrah_ have been described as _the two most famous volcanoes in the world_; and the Nile has been mentioned as _rising in Mungo Park_.

findsnounUS /faɪndz/

plural of “find” — a productive insight

From this reading "_If the earth did not revolt it would be either all equal days or all equal nights_," is the deliberate judgment of one young geographer; and the state of mental obfuscation here discovered finds a counterpart in many geographical answers given in the earlier days.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn when the apples are falling from the leaves._"--LITTLE JIM, aged 10.

geographernounUS /dʒiˈɑːɡrəfər/

an expert on geography

From this reading "_If the earth did not revolt it would be either all equal days or all equal nights_," is the deliberate judgment of one young geographer; and the state of mental obfuscation here discovered finds a counterpart in many geographical answers given in the earlier days.

geographicaladjectiveUS /ˌdʒiːəˈɡræfɪkəl/

of or relating to the science of geography

From this reading "_If the earth did not revolt it would be either all equal days or all equal nights_," is the deliberate judgment of one young geographer; and the state of mental obfuscation here discovered finds a counterpart in many geographical answers given in the earlier days.

givenadjectiveUS /ˈɡɪvən/

acknowledged as a supposition

From this reading "_If the earth did not revolt it would be either all equal days or all equal nights_," is the deliberate judgment of one young geographer; and the state of mental obfuscation here discovered finds a counterpart in many geographical answers given in the earlier days.

GomorrahnounUS /ɡəˈmɔːrə/

(Old Testament) an ancient city near the Dead Sea that (along with Sodom) was destroyed by God for the vice and depravity of its inhabitants

From this reading _Sodom and Gomorrah_ have been described as _the two most famous volcanoes in the world_; and the Nile has been mentioned as _rising in Mungo Park_.

GravitynounUS /ˈɡrævəti/

(physics) the force of attraction between all masses in the universe; especially the attraction of the earth's mass for bodies near its surface

From this reading "_Gravity was discovered by Isaac Walton.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _Sodom and Gomorrah_ have been described as _the two most famous volcanoes in the world_; and the Nile has been mentioned as _rising in Mungo Park_.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading _Sodom and Gomorrah_ have been described as _the two most famous volcanoes in the world_; and the Nile has been mentioned as _rising in Mungo Park_.

hereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading "_If the earth did not revolt it would be either all equal days or all equal nights_," is the deliberate judgment of one young geographer; and the state of mental obfuscation here discovered finds a counterpart in many geographical answers given in the earlier days.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading "_If the earth did not revolt it would be either all equal days or all equal nights_," is the deliberate judgment of one young geographer; and the state of mental obfuscation here discovered finds a counterpart in many geographical answers given in the earlier days.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn when the apples are falling from the leaves._"--LITTLE JIM, aged 10.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn when the apples are falling from the leaves._"--LITTLE JIM, aged 10.

IsaacnounUS /ˈaɪzək/

(Old Testament) the second patriarch; son of Abraham and Sarah who was offered by Abraham as a sacrifice to God; father of Jacob and Esau

From this reading "_Gravity was discovered by Isaac Walton.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn when the apples are falling from the leaves._"--LITTLE JIM, aged 10.

JIM

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From this reading It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn when the apples are falling from the leaves._"--LITTLE JIM, aged 10.

judgmentnounUS /ˈdʒʌdʒmənt/

an opinion formed by judging something

From this reading "_If the earth did not revolt it would be either all equal days or all equal nights_," is the deliberate judgment of one young geographer; and the state of mental obfuscation here discovered finds a counterpart in many geographical answers given in the earlier days.

leavesnounUS /liːvz/

plural of “leaf” — the main organ of photosynthesis and transpiration in higher plants

From this reading It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn when the apples are falling from the leaves._"--LITTLE JIM, aged 10.

LITTLEadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading LITTLE SCIENTISTS AT SEA.

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading "_If the earth did not revolt it would be either all equal days or all equal nights_," is the deliberate judgment of one young geographer; and the state of mental obfuscation here discovered finds a counterpart in many geographical answers given in the earlier days.

mentaladjectiveUS /ˈmentəl/

involving the mind or an intellectual process

From this reading "_If the earth did not revolt it would be either all equal days or all equal nights_," is the deliberate judgment of one young geographer; and the state of mental obfuscation here discovered finds a counterpart in many geographical answers given in the earlier days.

mentionedverbUS /ˈmenʃənd/

past form of “mention” — make reference to

From this reading _Sodom and Gomorrah_ have been described as _the two most famous volcanoes in the world_; and the Nile has been mentioned as _rising in Mungo Park_.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading _Sodom and Gomorrah_ have been described as _the two most famous volcanoes in the world_; and the Nile has been mentioned as _rising in Mungo Park_.

Mungo

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Sodom and Gomorrah_ have been described as _the two most famous volcanoes in the world_; and the Nile has been mentioned as _rising in Mungo Park_.

nightsnounUS /naɪts/

Periods of darkness between sunset and sunrise.

From this reading "_If the earth did not revolt it would be either all equal days or all equal nights_," is the deliberate judgment of one young geographer; and the state of mental obfuscation here discovered finds a counterpart in many geographical answers given in the earlier days.

NilenounUS /naɪl/

the world's longest river (4150 miles); flows northward through eastern Africa into the Mediterranean; the Nile River valley in Egypt was the site of the world's first great civilization

From this reading _Sodom and Gomorrah_ have been described as _the two most famous volcanoes in the world_; and the Nile has been mentioned as _rising in Mungo Park_.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading "_If the earth did not revolt it would be either all equal days or all equal nights_," is the deliberate judgment of one young geographer; and the state of mental obfuscation here discovered finds a counterpart in many geographical answers given in the earlier days.

noticeableadjectiveUS /ˈnoʊtəsəbəl/

capable or worthy of being noticed

From this reading It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn when the apples are falling from the leaves._"--LITTLE JIM, aged 10.

obfuscationnounUS /ˌɑːbfəˈskeɪʃən/

confusion resulting from failure to understand

From this reading "_If the earth did not revolt it would be either all equal days or all equal nights_," is the deliberate judgment of one young geographer; and the state of mental obfuscation here discovered finds a counterpart in many geographical answers given in the earlier days.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "_If the earth did not revolt it would be either all equal days or all equal nights_," is the deliberate judgment of one young geographer; and the state of mental obfuscation here discovered finds a counterpart in many geographical answers given in the earlier days.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading "_If the earth did not revolt it would be either all equal days or all equal nights_," is the deliberate judgment of one young geographer; and the state of mental obfuscation here discovered finds a counterpart in many geographical answers given in the earlier days.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading "_If the earth did not revolt it would be either all equal days or all equal nights_," is the deliberate judgment of one young geographer; and the state of mental obfuscation here discovered finds a counterpart in many geographical answers given in the earlier days.

ParknounUS /pɑːrk/

a large area of land preserved in its natural state as public property

From this reading _Sodom and Gomorrah_ have been described as _the two most famous volcanoes in the world_; and the Nile has been mentioned as _rising in Mungo Park_.

revoltnounUS /rɪˈvoʊlt/

organized opposition to authority; a conflict in which one faction tries to wrest control from another

From this reading "_If the earth did not revolt it would be either all equal days or all equal nights_," is the deliberate judgment of one young geographer; and the state of mental obfuscation here discovered finds a counterpart in many geographical answers given in the earlier days.

risingadjectiveUS /ˈraɪzɪŋ/

advancing or becoming higher or greater in degree or value or status

From this reading _Sodom and Gomorrah_ have been described as _the two most famous volcanoes in the world_; and the Nile has been mentioned as _rising in Mungo Park_.

SCIENTISTSnounUS /ˈsaɪəntɪsts/

plural of “scientist” — a person with advanced knowledge of one or more sciences

From this reading LITTLE SCIENTISTS AT SEA.

SEAnounUS /siː/

a division of an ocean or a large body of salt water partially enclosed by land

From this reading LITTLE SCIENTISTS AT SEA.

SodomnounUS /ˈsɔːdəm/

any location known for vice and corruption

From this reading _Sodom and Gomorrah_ have been described as _the two most famous volcanoes in the world_; and the Nile has been mentioned as _rising in Mungo Park_.

statenounUS /steɪt/

the territory occupied by one of the constituent administrative districts of a nation

From this reading "_If the earth did not revolt it would be either all equal days or all equal nights_," is the deliberate judgment of one young geographer; and the state of mental obfuscation here discovered finds a counterpart in many geographical answers given in the earlier days.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn when the apples are falling from the leaves._"--LITTLE JIM, aged 10.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading _Sodom and Gomorrah_ have been described as _the two most famous volcanoes in the world_; and the Nile has been mentioned as _rising in Mungo Park_.

volcanoesnounUS /vɑːlˈkeɪnoʊz/

plural of “volcano” — a fissure in the earth's crust (or in the surface of some other planet) through which molten lava and gases erupt

From this reading _Sodom and Gomorrah_ have been described as _the two most famous volcanoes in the world_; and the Nile has been mentioned as _rising in Mungo Park_.

WaltonnounUS /ˈwɔːltən/

English composer (1902-1983)

From this reading "_Gravity was discovered by Isaac Walton.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "_Gravity was discovered by Isaac Walton.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn when the apples are falling from the leaves._"--LITTLE JIM, aged 10.

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading _Sodom and Gomorrah_ have been described as _the two most famous volcanoes in the world_; and the Nile has been mentioned as _rising in Mungo Park_.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading "_If the earth did not revolt it would be either all equal days or all equal nights_," is the deliberate judgment of one young geographer; and the state of mental obfuscation here discovered finds a counterpart in many geographical answers given in the earlier days.

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading "_If the earth did not revolt it would be either all equal days or all equal nights_," is the deliberate judgment of one young geographer; and the state of mental obfuscation here discovered finds a counterpart in many geographical answers given in the earlier days.

Chapter 7 of School-Room Humour by T. J. (Thomas James) Macnamara holds 57 sentences, grouped into 12 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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How long does School-Room Humour take to read?

About 114 minutes of reading across 275 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

How to read School-Room Humour section by section

How to work through School-Room Humour section by section, using the audio and the tap-to-define vocabulary.

  1. Open a chapter

    Choose one of the 8 chapters of School-Room Humour to begin.

  2. Read one section

    Each section holds 5 sentences; read it once through.

  3. Listen and tap

    Play the section aloud, then tap any unfamiliar word for its entry.

Vocabulary met early in School-Room Humour

Words and structures a reader meets early in School-Room Humour, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

School-room
A word that appears in the opening chapter of School-Room Humour; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Humour
A word that appears in the opening chapter of School-Room Humour; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Macnamara
A word that appears in the opening chapter of School-Room Humour; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Desires
A word that appears in the opening chapter of School-Room Humour; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.