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Scotch Wit and Humor

Chapter IV

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The minister of a parish in Scotland was called in some time ago to effect a reconciliation between a fisherman of a certain village and his wife.
After using all the arguments in his power to convince the offending husband that it was unmanly in him, to say the least of it, to strike Polly with his fist, the minister concluded: "David, you know that the wife is the weaker vessel, and you should have pity on her."
"Weel, then," said David, sulkily, "if she's the weaker vessel she should carry the less sail."
=Minding His Business= An Englishman traveling in the north of Scotland, came up to a macadamizer of the roads, and while he was busy breaking the road metal, asked him if the direction in which he was going was the way to Aberdeen.
The laborer, glad to rest himself a little, dropped his hammer, and said quietly to the stranger, "Now, where cam' ye from?"
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Scotch Wit and Humor

Chapter IV

Chapter 4 of Scotch Wit and Humor is here in full — 434 sentences across 87 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/86 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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The minister of a parish in Scotland was called in some time ago to effect a reconciliation between a fisherman of a certain village and his wife.
/ðə ˈmɪnəstər ʌv ə ˈpærɪʃ ɪn ˈskɑːtlənd wɑːz kɔːld ɪn sʌm taɪm əˈɡoʊ tuː ɪˈfekt ə ˌrekənsɪliˈeɪʃən bɪˈtwiːn ə ˈfɪʃərmæn ʌv ə ˈsɜːrtən ˈvɪlədʒ ənd hɪz waɪf/
Line 2
After using all the arguments in his power to convince the offending husband that it was unmanly in him, to say the least of it, to strike Polly with his fist, the minister concluded: "David, you know that the wife is the weaker vessel, and you should have pity on her."
Line 3
"Weel, then," said David, sulkily, "if she's the weaker vessel she should carry the less sail."
Line 4
=Minding His Business= An Englishman traveling in the north of Scotland, came up to a macadamizer of the roads, and while he was busy breaking the road metal, asked him if the direction in which he was going was the way to Aberdeen.
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The laborer, glad to rest himself a little, dropped his hammer, and said quietly to the stranger, "Now, where cam' ye from?"
/ðə ˈleɪbərər ɡlæd tuː rest hɪmˈself ə ˈlɪtəl drɑːpt hɪz ˈhæmər ənd sed ˈkwaɪətli tuː ðə ˈstreɪndʒər naʊ wer kæm jiː frʌm/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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Aberdeen noun US /ˈæbərdiːn/

a town in western Washington

From this reading “=Minding His Business= An Englishman traveling in the north of Scotland, came up to a macadamizer of the roads, and while he was busy breaking the road metal, asked him if the direction in which he was going was the way to Aberdeen.”

cam noun US /kæm/

a river in east central England that flows past Cambridge to join the Ouse River

From this reading “The laborer, glad to rest himself a little, dropped his hammer, and said quietly to the stranger, "Now, where cam' ye from?"”

fisherman noun US /ˈfɪʃərmæn/

someone whose occupation is catching fish

From this reading “The minister of a parish in Scotland was called in some time ago to effect a reconciliation between a fisherman of a certain village and his wife.”

laborer noun US /ˈleɪbərər/

someone who works with their hands; someone engaged in manual labor

From this reading “The laborer, glad to rest himself a little, dropped his hammer, and said quietly to the stranger, "Now, where cam' ye from?"”

Minding verb US /ˈmaɪndɪŋ/

-ing form of “mind” — be offended or bothered by; take offense with, be bothered by

From this reading “=Minding His Business= An Englishman traveling in the north of Scotland, came up to a macadamizer of the roads, and while he was busy breaking the road metal, asked him if the direction in which he was going was the way to Aberdeen.”

offending adjective US /əˈfendɪŋ/

offending against or breaking a law or rule

From this reading “After using all the arguments in his power to convince the offending husband that it was unmanly in him, to say the least of it, to strike Polly with his fist, the minister concluded: "David, you know that the wife is the weaker vessel, and you should have pity on her."”

reconciliation noun US /ˌrekənsɪliˈeɪʃən/

the reestablishing of cordial relations

From this reading “The minister of a parish in Scotland was called in some time ago to effect a reconciliation between a fisherman of a certain village and his wife.”

weaker adjective US /ˈwiːkər/

comparative of “weak” — wanting in physical strength

From this reading “After using all the arguments in his power to convince the offending husband that it was unmanly in him, to say the least of it, to strike Polly with his fist, the minister concluded: "David, you know that the wife is the weaker vessel, and you should have pity on her."”

Word partnerships in these lines

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Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

some time adjective + noun

In this reading “The minister of a parish in Scotland was called in some time ago to effect a reconciliation between a fisherman of a certain village and his wife.”

came up verb + adjective counted as “come up”

bring forth, usually something desirable

In this reading “=Minding His Business= An Englishman traveling in the north of Scotland, came up to a macadamizer of the roads, and while he was busy breaking the road metal, asked him if the direction in which he was going was the way to Aberdeen.”

pity on verb + particle

In this reading “After using all the arguments in his power to convince the offending husband that it was unmanly in him, to say the least of it, to strike Polly with his fist, the minister concluded: "David, you know that the wife is the weaker vessel, and you should have pity on her."”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading The minister of a parish in Scotland was called in some time ago to effect a reconciliation between a fisherman of a certain village and his wife.

AberdeennounUS /ˈæbərdiːn/

a town in western Washington

From this reading =Minding His Business= An Englishman traveling in the north of Scotland, came up to a macadamizer of the roads, and while he was busy breaking the road metal, asked him if the direction in which he was going was the way to Aberdeen.

AfterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading After using all the arguments in his power to convince the offending husband that it was unmanly in him, to say the least of it, to strike Polly with his fist, the minister concluded: "David, you know that the wife is the weaker vessel, and you should have pity on her."

agoadverbUS /əˈɡoʊ/

in the past

From this reading The minister of a parish in Scotland was called in some time ago to effect a reconciliation between a fisherman of a certain village and his wife.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading After using all the arguments in his power to convince the offending husband that it was unmanly in him, to say the least of it, to strike Polly with his fist, the minister concluded: "David, you know that the wife is the weaker vessel, and you should have pity on her."

AndeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading =Minding His Business= An Englishman traveling in the north of Scotland, came up to a macadamizer of the roads, and while he was busy breaking the road metal, asked him if the direction in which he was going was the way to Aberdeen.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The minister of a parish in Scotland was called in some time ago to effect a reconciliation between a fisherman of a certain village and his wife.

argumentsnounUS /ˈɑːrɡjəmənts/

plural of “argument” — a fact or assertion offered as evidence that something is true

From this reading After using all the arguments in his power to convince the offending husband that it was unmanly in him, to say the least of it, to strike Polly with his fist, the minister concluded: "David, you know that the wife is the weaker vessel, and you should have pity on her."

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading =Minding His Business= An Englishman traveling in the north of Scotland, came up to a macadamizer of the roads, and while he was busy breaking the road metal, asked him if the direction in which he was going was the way to Aberdeen.

betweenprepositionUS /bɪˈtwiːn/

in the space, time, or range separating two things

From this reading The minister of a parish in Scotland was called in some time ago to effect a reconciliation between a fisherman of a certain village and his wife.

breakingnounUS /ˈbreɪkɪŋ/

the act of breaking something

From this reading =Minding His Business= An Englishman traveling in the north of Scotland, came up to a macadamizer of the roads, and while he was busy breaking the road metal, asked him if the direction in which he was going was the way to Aberdeen.

BusinessnounUS /ˈbɪznəs/

a commercial or industrial enterprise and the people who constitute it

From this reading =Minding His Business= An Englishman traveling in the north of Scotland, came up to a macadamizer of the roads, and while he was busy breaking the road metal, asked him if the direction in which he was going was the way to Aberdeen.

busyadjectiveUS /ˈbɪzi/

actively or fully engaged or occupied

From this reading =Minding His Business= An Englishman traveling in the north of Scotland, came up to a macadamizer of the roads, and while he was busy breaking the road metal, asked him if the direction in which he was going was the way to Aberdeen.

calledverbUS /kɔːld/

past form of “call” — assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading The minister of a parish in Scotland was called in some time ago to effect a reconciliation between a fisherman of a certain village and his wife.

camnounUS /kæm/

a river in east central England that flows past Cambridge to join the Ouse River

From this reading The laborer, glad to rest himself a little, dropped his hammer, and said quietly to the stranger, "Now, where cam' ye from?"

cameverbUS /keɪm/

inflected form of “come” — move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading =Minding His Business= An Englishman traveling in the north of Scotland, came up to a macadamizer of the roads, and while he was busy breaking the road metal, asked him if the direction in which he was going was the way to Aberdeen.

carryverbUS /ˈkæri/

move while supporting, either in a vehicle or in one's hands or on one's body

From this reading "Weel, then," said David, sulkily, "if she's the weaker vessel she should carry the less sail."

certainadjectiveUS /ˈsɜːrtən/

definite but not specified or identified

From this reading The minister of a parish in Scotland was called in some time ago to effect a reconciliation between a fisherman of a certain village and his wife.

concludedadjectiveUS /kənˈkluːdəd/

having come or been brought to a conclusion

From this reading After using all the arguments in his power to convince the offending husband that it was unmanly in him, to say the least of it, to strike Polly with his fist, the minister concluded: "David, you know that the wife is the weaker vessel, and you should have pity on her."

convinceverbUS /kənˈvɪns/

make (someone) agree, understand, or realize the truth or validity of something

From this reading After using all the arguments in his power to convince the offending husband that it was unmanly in him, to say the least of it, to strike Polly with his fist, the minister concluded: "David, you know that the wife is the weaker vessel, and you should have pity on her."

DavidnounUS /ˈdeɪvɪd/

patron saint of Wales (circa 520-600)

From this reading After using all the arguments in his power to convince the offending husband that it was unmanly in him, to say the least of it, to strike Polly with his fist, the minister concluded: "David, you know that the wife is the weaker vessel, and you should have pity on her."

directionnounUS /dərˈekʃən/

a line leading to a place or point

From this reading =Minding His Business= An Englishman traveling in the north of Scotland, came up to a macadamizer of the roads, and while he was busy breaking the road metal, asked him if the direction in which he was going was the way to Aberdeen.

droppedverbUS /drɑːpt/

inflected form of “drop” — let fall to the ground

From this reading The laborer, glad to rest himself a little, dropped his hammer, and said quietly to the stranger, "Now, where cam' ye from?"

effectnounUS /ɪˈfekt/

a phenomenon that follows and is caused by some previous phenomenon

From this reading The minister of a parish in Scotland was called in some time ago to effect a reconciliation between a fisherman of a certain village and his wife.

EnglishmannounUS /ˈɪŋɡlɪʃmən/

a man who is a native or inhabitant of England

From this reading =Minding His Business= An Englishman traveling in the north of Scotland, came up to a macadamizer of the roads, and while he was busy breaking the road metal, asked him if the direction in which he was going was the way to Aberdeen.

fishermannounUS /ˈfɪʃərmæn/

someone whose occupation is catching fish

From this reading The minister of a parish in Scotland was called in some time ago to effect a reconciliation between a fisherman of a certain village and his wife.

fistnounUS /fɪst/

a hand with the fingers clenched in the palm (as for hitting)

From this reading After using all the arguments in his power to convince the offending husband that it was unmanly in him, to say the least of it, to strike Polly with his fist, the minister concluded: "David, you know that the wife is the weaker vessel, and you should have pity on her."

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading The laborer, glad to rest himself a little, dropped his hammer, and said quietly to the stranger, "Now, where cam' ye from?"

gladadjectiveUS /ɡlæd/

showing or causing joy and pleasure; especially made happy

From this reading The laborer, glad to rest himself a little, dropped his hammer, and said quietly to the stranger, "Now, where cam' ye from?"

goingnounUS /ˈɡoʊɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading =Minding His Business= An Englishman traveling in the north of Scotland, came up to a macadamizer of the roads, and while he was busy breaking the road metal, asked him if the direction in which he was going was the way to Aberdeen.

hammernounUS /ˈhæmər/

the part of a gunlock that strikes the percussion cap when the trigger is pulled

From this reading The laborer, glad to rest himself a little, dropped his hammer, and said quietly to the stranger, "Now, where cam' ye from?"

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading After using all the arguments in his power to convince the offending husband that it was unmanly in him, to say the least of it, to strike Polly with his fist, the minister concluded: "David, you know that the wife is the weaker vessel, and you should have pity on her."

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading =Minding His Business= An Englishman traveling in the north of Scotland, came up to a macadamizer of the roads, and while he was busy breaking the road metal, asked him if the direction in which he was going was the way to Aberdeen.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading After using all the arguments in his power to convince the offending husband that it was unmanly in him, to say the least of it, to strike Polly with his fist, the minister concluded: "David, you know that the wife is the weaker vessel, and you should have pity on her."

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading After using all the arguments in his power to convince the offending husband that it was unmanly in him, to say the least of it, to strike Polly with his fist, the minister concluded: "David, you know that the wife is the weaker vessel, and you should have pity on her."

himselfpronounUS /hɪmˈself/

used when the man or boy doing the action is also its object

From this reading The laborer, glad to rest himself a little, dropped his hammer, and said quietly to the stranger, "Now, where cam' ye from?"

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading The minister of a parish in Scotland was called in some time ago to effect a reconciliation between a fisherman of a certain village and his wife.

husbandnounUS /ˈhʌzbənd/

a married man; a woman's partner in marriage

From this reading After using all the arguments in his power to convince the offending husband that it was unmanly in him, to say the least of it, to strike Polly with his fist, the minister concluded: "David, you know that the wife is the weaker vessel, and you should have pity on her."

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading "Weel, then," said David, sulkily, "if she's the weaker vessel she should carry the less sail."

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading The minister of a parish in Scotland was called in some time ago to effect a reconciliation between a fisherman of a certain village and his wife.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading After using all the arguments in his power to convince the offending husband that it was unmanly in him, to say the least of it, to strike Polly with his fist, the minister concluded: "David, you know that the wife is the weaker vessel, and you should have pity on her."

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading After using all the arguments in his power to convince the offending husband that it was unmanly in him, to say the least of it, to strike Polly with his fist, the minister concluded: "David, you know that the wife is the weaker vessel, and you should have pity on her."

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading After using all the arguments in his power to convince the offending husband that it was unmanly in him, to say the least of it, to strike Polly with his fist, the minister concluded: "David, you know that the wife is the weaker vessel, and you should have pity on her."

laborernounUS /ˈleɪbərər/

someone who works with their hands; someone engaged in manual labor

From this reading The laborer, glad to rest himself a little, dropped his hammer, and said quietly to the stranger, "Now, where cam' ye from?"

leastadjectiveUS /liːst/

the superlative of “little” that can be used with mass nouns and is usually preceded by “the”; a quantifier meaning smallest in amount or extent or degree

From this reading After using all the arguments in his power to convince the offending husband that it was unmanly in him, to say the least of it, to strike Polly with his fist, the minister concluded: "David, you know that the wife is the weaker vessel, and you should have pity on her."

lessadverbUS /les/

used to form the comparative of some adjectives and adverbs

From this reading "Weel, then," said David, sulkily, "if she's the weaker vessel she should carry the less sail."

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading The laborer, glad to rest himself a little, dropped his hammer, and said quietly to the stranger, "Now, where cam' ye from?"

macadamizer

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading =Minding His Business= An Englishman traveling in the north of Scotland, came up to a macadamizer of the roads, and while he was busy breaking the road metal, asked him if the direction in which he was going was the way to Aberdeen.

metalnounUS /ˈmetəl/

any of several chemical elements that are usually shiny solids that conduct heat or electricity and can be formed into sheets etc.

From this reading =Minding His Business= An Englishman traveling in the north of Scotland, came up to a macadamizer of the roads, and while he was busy breaking the road metal, asked him if the direction in which he was going was the way to Aberdeen.

MindingverbUS /ˈmaɪndɪŋ/

-ing form of “mind” — be offended or bothered by; take offense with, be bothered by

From this reading =Minding His Business= An Englishman traveling in the north of Scotland, came up to a macadamizer of the roads, and while he was busy breaking the road metal, asked him if the direction in which he was going was the way to Aberdeen.

ministernounUS /ˈmɪnəstər/

a person authorized to conduct religious worship

From this reading The minister of a parish in Scotland was called in some time ago to effect a reconciliation between a fisherman of a certain village and his wife.

northnounUS /nɔːrθ/

the region of the United States lying to the north of the Mason-Dixon line

From this reading =Minding His Business= An Englishman traveling in the north of Scotland, came up to a macadamizer of the roads, and while he was busy breaking the road metal, asked him if the direction in which he was going was the way to Aberdeen.

NowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading The laborer, glad to rest himself a little, dropped his hammer, and said quietly to the stranger, "Now, where cam' ye from?"

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The minister of a parish in Scotland was called in some time ago to effect a reconciliation between a fisherman of a certain village and his wife.

offendingadjectiveUS /əˈfendɪŋ/

offending against or breaking a law or rule

From this reading After using all the arguments in his power to convince the offending husband that it was unmanly in him, to say the least of it, to strike Polly with his fist, the minister concluded: "David, you know that the wife is the weaker vessel, and you should have pity on her."

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading After using all the arguments in his power to convince the offending husband that it was unmanly in him, to say the least of it, to strike Polly with his fist, the minister concluded: "David, you know that the wife is the weaker vessel, and you should have pity on her."

parishnounUS /ˈpærɪʃ/

a local church community

From this reading The minister of a parish in Scotland was called in some time ago to effect a reconciliation between a fisherman of a certain village and his wife.

pitynounUS /ˈpɪti/

a feeling of sympathy and sorrow for the misfortunes of others

From this reading After using all the arguments in his power to convince the offending husband that it was unmanly in him, to say the least of it, to strike Polly with his fist, the minister concluded: "David, you know that the wife is the weaker vessel, and you should have pity on her."

Polly

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading After using all the arguments in his power to convince the offending husband that it was unmanly in him, to say the least of it, to strike Polly with his fist, the minister concluded: "David, you know that the wife is the weaker vessel, and you should have pity on her."

powernounUS /ˈpaʊər/

possession of controlling influence

From this reading After using all the arguments in his power to convince the offending husband that it was unmanly in him, to say the least of it, to strike Polly with his fist, the minister concluded: "David, you know that the wife is the weaker vessel, and you should have pity on her."

quietlyadverbUS /ˈkwaɪətli/

with low volume

From this reading The laborer, glad to rest himself a little, dropped his hammer, and said quietly to the stranger, "Now, where cam' ye from?"

reconciliationnounUS /ˌrekənsɪliˈeɪʃən/

the reestablishing of cordial relations

From this reading The minister of a parish in Scotland was called in some time ago to effect a reconciliation between a fisherman of a certain village and his wife.

restverbUS /rest/

not move; be in a resting position

From this reading The laborer, glad to rest himself a little, dropped his hammer, and said quietly to the stranger, "Now, where cam' ye from?"

roadnounUS /roʊd/

an open way (generally public) for travel or transportation

From this reading =Minding His Business= An Englishman traveling in the north of Scotland, came up to a macadamizer of the roads, and while he was busy breaking the road metal, asked him if the direction in which he was going was the way to Aberdeen.

roadsnounUS /roʊdz/

a partly sheltered anchorage

From this reading =Minding His Business= An Englishman traveling in the north of Scotland, came up to a macadamizer of the roads, and while he was busy breaking the road metal, asked him if the direction in which he was going was the way to Aberdeen.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "Weel, then," said David, sulkily, "if she's the weaker vessel she should carry the less sail."

sailverbUS /seɪl/

traverse or travel on (a body of water)

From this reading "Weel, then," said David, sulkily, "if she's the weaker vessel she should carry the less sail."

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading After using all the arguments in his power to convince the offending husband that it was unmanly in him, to say the least of it, to strike Polly with his fist, the minister concluded: "David, you know that the wife is the weaker vessel, and you should have pity on her."

ScotlandnounUS /ˈskɑːtlənd/

one of the four countries that make up the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland; located on the northern part of the island of Great Britain; famous for bagpipes and plaids and kilts

From this reading The minister of a parish in Scotland was called in some time ago to effect a reconciliation between a fisherman of a certain village and his wife.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "Weel, then," said David, sulkily, "if she's the weaker vessel she should carry the less sail."

she's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Weel, then," said David, sulkily, "if she's the weaker vessel she should carry the less sail."

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading After using all the arguments in his power to convince the offending husband that it was unmanly in him, to say the least of it, to strike Polly with his fist, the minister concluded: "David, you know that the wife is the weaker vessel, and you should have pity on her."

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading The minister of a parish in Scotland was called in some time ago to effect a reconciliation between a fisherman of a certain village and his wife.

strangernounUS /ˈstreɪndʒər/

anyone who does not belong in the environment in which they are found

From this reading The laborer, glad to rest himself a little, dropped his hammer, and said quietly to the stranger, "Now, where cam' ye from?"

strikeverbUS /straɪk/

deliver a sharp blow, as with the hand, fist, or weapon

From this reading After using all the arguments in his power to convince the offending husband that it was unmanly in him, to say the least of it, to strike Polly with his fist, the minister concluded: "David, you know that the wife is the weaker vessel, and you should have pity on her."

sulkilyadverb

in a sulky manner

From this reading "Weel, then," said David, sulkily, "if she's the weaker vessel she should carry the less sail."

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading After using all the arguments in his power to convince the offending husband that it was unmanly in him, to say the least of it, to strike Polly with his fist, the minister concluded: "David, you know that the wife is the weaker vessel, and you should have pity on her."

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The minister of a parish in Scotland was called in some time ago to effect a reconciliation between a fisherman of a certain village and his wife.

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading "Weel, then," said David, sulkily, "if she's the weaker vessel she should carry the less sail."

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading The minister of a parish in Scotland was called in some time ago to effect a reconciliation between a fisherman of a certain village and his wife.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading The minister of a parish in Scotland was called in some time ago to effect a reconciliation between a fisherman of a certain village and his wife.

travelingnounUS /ˈtrævəlɪŋ/

the act of going from one place to another

From this reading =Minding His Business= An Englishman traveling in the north of Scotland, came up to a macadamizer of the roads, and while he was busy breaking the road metal, asked him if the direction in which he was going was the way to Aberdeen.

unmanlyadjective

not possessing qualities befitting a man

From this reading After using all the arguments in his power to convince the offending husband that it was unmanly in him, to say the least of it, to strike Polly with his fist, the minister concluded: "David, you know that the wife is the weaker vessel, and you should have pity on her."

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading =Minding His Business= An Englishman traveling in the north of Scotland, came up to a macadamizer of the roads, and while he was busy breaking the road metal, asked him if the direction in which he was going was the way to Aberdeen.

usingnounUS /ˈjuːzɪŋ/

an act that exploits or victimizes someone (treats them unfairly)

From this reading After using all the arguments in his power to convince the offending husband that it was unmanly in him, to say the least of it, to strike Polly with his fist, the minister concluded: "David, you know that the wife is the weaker vessel, and you should have pity on her."

vesselnounUS /ˈvesəl/

a tube in which a body fluid circulates

From this reading After using all the arguments in his power to convince the offending husband that it was unmanly in him, to say the least of it, to strike Polly with his fist, the minister concluded: "David, you know that the wife is the weaker vessel, and you should have pity on her."

villagenounUS /ˈvɪlədʒ/

a community of people smaller than a town

From this reading The minister of a parish in Scotland was called in some time ago to effect a reconciliation between a fisherman of a certain village and his wife.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The minister of a parish in Scotland was called in some time ago to effect a reconciliation between a fisherman of a certain village and his wife.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading =Minding His Business= An Englishman traveling in the north of Scotland, came up to a macadamizer of the roads, and while he was busy breaking the road metal, asked him if the direction in which he was going was the way to Aberdeen.

weakeradjectiveUS /ˈwiːkər/

comparative of “weak” — wanting in physical strength

From this reading After using all the arguments in his power to convince the offending husband that it was unmanly in him, to say the least of it, to strike Polly with his fist, the minister concluded: "David, you know that the wife is the weaker vessel, and you should have pity on her."

Weel

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Weel, then," said David, sulkily, "if she's the weaker vessel she should carry the less sail."

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading The laborer, glad to rest himself a little, dropped his hammer, and said quietly to the stranger, "Now, where cam' ye from?"

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading =Minding His Business= An Englishman traveling in the north of Scotland, came up to a macadamizer of the roads, and while he was busy breaking the road metal, asked him if the direction in which he was going was the way to Aberdeen.

whileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading =Minding His Business= An Englishman traveling in the north of Scotland, came up to a macadamizer of the roads, and while he was busy breaking the road metal, asked him if the direction in which he was going was the way to Aberdeen.

wifenounUS /waɪf/

a married woman; a man's partner in marriage

From this reading The minister of a parish in Scotland was called in some time ago to effect a reconciliation between a fisherman of a certain village and his wife.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading After using all the arguments in his power to convince the offending husband that it was unmanly in him, to say the least of it, to strike Polly with his fist, the minister concluded: "David, you know that the wife is the weaker vessel, and you should have pity on her."

yepronounUS /jiː/

an old word for “you”, speaking to more than one person

From this reading The laborer, glad to rest himself a little, dropped his hammer, and said quietly to the stranger, "Now, where cam' ye from?"

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading After using all the arguments in his power to convince the offending husband that it was unmanly in him, to say the least of it, to strike Polly with his fist, the minister concluded: "David, you know that the wife is the weaker vessel, and you should have pity on her."

Chapter 4 of Scotch Wit and Humor by W. H. (Walter Henry) Howe holds 434 sentences, grouped into 87 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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